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Debbie Downer Scores Work!

Filed under: TV News > Z List

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Score one for the underdog!

We mentioned a few weeks ago that things were a bit shitty for Saturday Night Live alum Rachael Dratch — she was crying about how she wasn't booking any work.

Well, New York Magazine is reporting that things are on the up and up for Dratch!

She's been cast in a play called Scramble at the Westport Playhouse, the theater famously revived by Hollywood royalty Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward.

Dratch will also be in LA soon to film a pilot.

AND, The Craig Ferguson show has asked her to be on the show again.

Aww, that 'ask and ye shall receive' mumbo jumbo actually came true for Dratch!

P.S. Our offer to make a cute little video together still stands.

We'll even buy her a Happy Meal!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: April 18, 2008 at 2:14 pm

56 comments to “Debbie Downer Scores Work!”

  1. bex says – reply to this


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    first

  2. jojo2 says – reply to this


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    neh

  3. hhhmm says – reply to this


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    =)=))))))))))) nice

  4. girl23 says – reply to this


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    first :)

  5. kat says – reply to this


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    bex your a bitch, first is worst second is best

  6. yyooo says – reply to this


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    fas hoooo

  7. ms. informed says – reply to this


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    god she's ugly

    http://msinformedblog.com/

  8. kat says – reply to this


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    oh well 5 is the best bitches, get a life

  9. smokey says – reply to this


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    Perez your site suks today give us some good juice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. crispulo says – reply to this


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    probably fourth. i love her

  11. i♥boogers says – reply to this


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    she should stick to wearing pants

  12. EliZe says – reply to this


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    about time

  13. NPC says – reply to this


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    fifth!!

  14. V says – reply to this


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    SHE'S HILARIOUS

  15. PEREZ IS SUCH A GIVER! says – reply to this


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    HILLARY SHOULD HAVE YOU AS VP!

  16. pucky says – reply to this


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    You're such an arrogant prick. This woman wasn't "cryg" for work. She was seeking work and you make her sound like she was begging for it.

    And the fact that you offer to buy her a Happy Meal is degrading. You should alter the post or apologize. Oh wait, "we" are above apologizing.

  17. Trent Lane says – reply to this


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    MAYBE she shouldn't have left SNL…….atleast it was a job!

  18. Lyn says – reply to this


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    Perez she is as funny as you are fat and that's saying quite a bit.She was great on SNL and 30rock.Let's hope you can leave such a great legacy.But I have my doubts!

  19. smorf says – reply to this


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    I hear SNL is hiring

  20. highlander says – reply to this


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    What is it exactly you do for work, Perez??? Oh, you prance all over your own website [no other website, except those picking up a story of what a perv you are]. Apart from your own desperate need for attention and mania about distracting yourself from your personal ugliness and belly fat–what do you do?????
    Hey, Pinata-head, what do you do?????

  21. chrissy says – reply to this


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    She has a face for radio

  22. J to the C says – reply to this


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    I'm pumped for her! She's a funny lady and it sucks that she hasn't been finding work!

  23. jej says – reply to this


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    She's great but you had nothing to do with it. The ego! As everyone pointed out last week, she already has a ton of upcoming stuff on IMDB.

  24. Bob Read says – reply to this


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    Enjoy!

  25. paulie says – reply to this


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    piggers would scarf down all the food in her happy meal

  26. aba says – reply to this


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    Awww…
    Good luck to her, she deserves it!

  27. love you dratch says – reply to this


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    dratch is a hot little number she likes the tag team me and the great bathog

  28. harold says – reply to this


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    whatever she should stop complaining, she is also in a new movie coming out this summer called harold - so there.

  29. Cassie says – reply to this


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    Alright, Dratch! It's about time! :)

  30. GO RACHAEL GO! says – reply to this


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    Good for her!
    Dratch is a natch!

  31. Lena says – reply to this


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    It's Westport COUNTRY Playhouse; my boyfriend used to live in Westport. Great that she finally found work yaaay Debbie!

  32. john says – reply to this


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    is that photo for real ? wow thats the ugliest bitch ive ever seen !!

  33. Fart mom says – reply to this


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    She needs to wear panty hose. Her legs aren't looking like a 20 year old.

  34. Marc C. says – reply to this


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    This was a big Lie from the very begining when you posted that she was'nt getting any work.When I read your original posting I typed in her name on google.com and the letters IMDB. On the IMDB website it tells what current movies or tv shows the actor or actress is in.In her case she had about 5 or 6 shows she was currently filming or were in pre production.She is'nt hurting for work.How did this stupid rumor get started anyway?
    It says at the IMDB website rachel is currently in pre-production in a movie called "ODD BRODSKY" and is currently filming a film called "SWEET FLAME" and is in Post-Production in a movie called "SPRING BREAKDOWN" and is in post-production in a movie called "MY LIFE IN RUINS" and a film called "LOVE N' DANCING" and she just completed a movie called "HAROLD".
    Oh yeah she needs work.NOT ! How did this stupid rumer ever get started??!!!

  35. RICK says – reply to this


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    I agree with Marc C..I just was at the IMDB website and rachel Dratch has ALOT of work she is doing ! She is about to be in four or five movies and just completed one.

  36. alan brickman says – reply to this


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    Tina Fey had no trouble screwing her over….wow the sisterhood is powerful indeed….

  37. Grace E. says – reply to this


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  38. mjn says – reply to this


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    Go Spense's ex-girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  39. DMAN says – reply to this


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    SHEEZ DOWNING TOO MUCH GA-FILTS -FISH

  40. Marcus Aurelius says – reply to this


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    Nice legs. She should be the next celebrity repesentative for Hanes hosiery. Gentlemen prefer Hanes.

  41. E! says – reply to this


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    I love her. I think she's quite talented.

  42. shar says – reply to this


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    maybe her and gary busey can room together. LOL

  43. bradlad says – reply to this


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    she was my fave: u go girl. u gonna be a star star!!!

  44. Truth Teller says – reply to this


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    Hey Dratch:
    You need some Wolford tights. Look 'em up.

  45. Gern says – reply to this


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    As long as they keep that talentless whore away from 30 Rock. Best show on television.

  46. Anon says – reply to this


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    Dear perez,
    Now you know you shouldn't be hitting up McD's for you or anyone else. Buy the bitch a "delivered" meal big spender.

  47. me says – reply to this


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    WOAH!
    this womans' face and legs SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUTTA ME!

  48. Erin says – reply to this


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    Love Her!!!

  49. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm says – reply to this


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    i love her

  50. Lauren says – reply to this


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    So happy! I love her!

  51. D says – reply to this


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    I WORK AT THAT PLAYHOUSE!!!

  52. Yak says – reply to this


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    That doesn't even look like her. Normally she is ugly on a stick. She does have a nice set of big tits however.

  53. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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    QUIT BEING MEAN TO HER!!!! IT'S ROUGH OUT THERE. SHE'S FUNNY AND SHE'LL BOUNCE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  54. ass says – reply to this


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    I am consistently amazed at the cockiness of Perez….she got teh par b/c of her talent…..stop your LAME attempt at taking credit for things happening, the world revolves with out you …fucking asshole

  55. Rachel says – reply to this


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    She's uglier than sin.

  56. Garbanzo says – reply to this


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    I just don't understand why she wouldn't be getting any work. She is hysterically funny. They should be clamoring to get her to work on their stuff. What is up here???