More comments: [1] 2 3 4 5 6 »

1. #1 - jmac says – reply to this
   
   

   new parents!

2. #2 - jessica says – reply to this
   
   

   freedom!

3. #3 - Tara says – reply to this
   
   

   NEW PARENTS!!!!

4. #4 - broedy says – reply to this
   
   

   Freedom!

5. #5 - c says – reply to this
   
   

   normal parents

6. #6 - Eivu says – reply to this
   
   

   congrats to them. My friends told me they met each other on 'milliona irefriends com' where Charlie Sheen found his new love there. Good news.

7. #7 - Dev says – reply to this
   
   

   Parents who don't believe in Scientology

8. #8 - john says – reply to this
   
   

   matching high heels for her and daddy.

9. #9 - m says – reply to this
   
   

   agnosticism

10. #10 - ald says – reply to this
    
    

    A new Daddy, one that isn't a nut bag!

11. #11 - mona says – reply to this
    
    

    freedom

12. #12 - Sarah says – reply to this
    
    

    Her freedom from where they've been hiding her.

13. #13 - Samantha says – reply to this
    
    

    A new life-with new parents!

14. #14 - Gwen says – reply to this
    
    

    A car so she could escape her scientologist parents.

15. #15 - The ability to see PAST scientology...ok, fine, a barbie. says – reply to this
    
    

    She looks a bit asian.

16. #16 - mike says – reply to this
    
    

    a roasary and bible.

17. #17 - zoozoo says – reply to this
    
    

    such a cutie! A hug. I don't think she needs anything else!

18. #18 - beep beep says – reply to this
    
    

    A big girl cup! Enough with the bottles already, oh a less creepy dad.

19. #19 - sammy says – reply to this
    
    

    new parentssssss

20. #20 - Austin says – reply to this
    
    

    The Holy Bible

21. #21 - nikki says – reply to this
    
    

    #2 new parents

22. #22 - Cindy says – reply to this
    
    

    A safe getaway with her mom away from from her crazy dad.

23. #23 - danni says – reply to this
    
    

    Tell her happy b-day and a get out of jail free card for her mother!!!!!!!!

24. #24 - sonny says – reply to this
    
    

    NEW PARENTS!!!

25. #25 - pam says – reply to this
    
    

    a birthday cakeee?

26. #26 - Spencer says – reply to this
    
    

    "Freedom"

27. #27 - jwake says – reply to this
    
    

    a new dad!

28. #28 - themightytaco says – reply to this
    
    

    I don't care, I still love Katie…

29. #29 - Queen Tantrum says – reply to this
    
    

    Re: jmac –

    LOL you beat me to it.

30. #30 - Senor Foxxxy says – reply to this
    
    

    Making Her an orphan!

31. #31 - ArA says – reply to this
    
    

    hair stylist

32. #32 - JackSparrow says – reply to this
    
    

    A dick in a box.!!!

33. #33 - tash says – reply to this
    
    

    tenth?

34. #34 - tootles says – reply to this
    
    

    a new family!!!!

35. #35 - jessica says – reply to this
    
    

    FREEDOM!!!! LOL and therapy three times a week!

36. #36 - ray says – reply to this
    
    

    new dad!

37. #37 - Erica says – reply to this
    
    

    a bible

38. #38 - LizieLiz says – reply to this
    
    

    A New Dad!!! Her mom's ok… just brain washed!

39. #39 - bunny says – reply to this
    
    

    Anything she wants. She's sooo beautiful!

40. #40 - G-Girl says – reply to this
    
    

    A birthday party with her friends at Chuck-E-Cheese so she could have fun like a real kid for a few hours.

41. #41 - Heth says – reply to this
    
    

    "How to know when your dad is a raging psycho, for dummies"

42. #42 - mm says – reply to this
    
    

    NEW PARENTS

43. #43 - M says – reply to this
    
    

    A sane father.

44. #44 - laura says – reply to this
    
    

    NEW PARENTS!!!

45. #45 - farizah says – reply to this
    
    

    a kiss!she's so adorable.

46. #46 - Maxx! says – reply to this
    
    

    Perez as her new daddy!

47. #47 - Suzy says – reply to this
    
    

    A normal dad

48. #48 - roo 2 u says – reply to this
    
    

    a new haircut and plastic surgery

49. #49 - FadeliFadela says – reply to this
    
    

    A new dad?

50. #50 - hannah says – reply to this
    
    

    1st?!?!?!

51. #51 - ryan says – reply to this
    
    

    NORMAL PARENTS.

52. #52 - jengirl says – reply to this
    
    

    a new life!

53. #53 - Jennifer says – reply to this
    
    

    her freedom

54. #54 - kenny says – reply to this
    
    

    A NEW FATHER!

55. #55 - Marie says – reply to this
    
    

    More freedom!!

56. #56 - Rockin Robyn says – reply to this
    
    

    A new religion.

57. #57 - Cbean says – reply to this
    
    

    A PATERNITY TEST!! I KNOW SHE ISN'T TOM CRUISE'S….SHE'S PROB A SPAWN OF THE SCIENTOLOGY LEADER OR SOMETHING….HOW COME HE AND NICOLE COULD NEVER CONCIEVE??? GIVE ME A BREAK…FREAKS!

58. #58 - laylauk says – reply to this
    
    

    A dad that wasnt a FREAK!!!!!!!!!

59. #59 - dia says – reply to this
    
    

    first. new parents

60. #60 - Erica Ann says – reply to this
    
    

    A father who isn't insane and a mother who isn't brainwashed!!!

61. #61 - anne says – reply to this
    
    

    food for her mommy

62. #62 - cw says – reply to this
    
    

    …a normal life.

63. #63 - perezlover says – reply to this
    
    

    normal parents

64. #64 - Denita says – reply to this
    
    

    a new family. Happy B-Day Suri

65. #65 - Andre Matuch says – reply to this
    
    

    New parents

66. #66 - pete says – reply to this
    
    

    poor kid, having such psycho parents…cruise is the biggest idiot ever. katie-sweetheart should dump him, get a job and raise suri on her own

67. #67 - ASHLEYT says – reply to this
    
    

    NEW PARENTS!!!!!!!

68. #68 - Heather Hootman says – reply to this
    
    

    New Non-Scientology parents.

69. #69 - ellen says – reply to this
    
    

    a new dad

70. #70 - Sommertime says – reply to this
    
    

    New Parents

71. #71 - Lasua says – reply to this
    
    

    Some teeth.

72. #72 - Alex says – reply to this
    
    

    Freedom!

73. #73 - hanan says – reply to this
    
    

    FIRST………… A TELEVISION AND NEW PARENTS

74. #74 - Lulu says – reply to this
    
    

    A MASK!!! Love you perez!

75. #75 - aww says – reply to this
    
    

    a hug =]

76. #76 - sad says – reply to this
    
    

    a bath

77. #77 - boobface says – reply to this
    
    

    1st

78. #78 - Nicole says – reply to this
    
    

    I would give her a dad thats not a scientoligist! How ever the fuck you spell it!
    Lol!

79. #79 - amanda says – reply to this
    
    

    a restraining order against her father.

80. #80 - m15 says – reply to this
    
    

    a visit with her real parents…

81. #81 - aussies rule says – reply to this
    
    

    new parents, and hte gift to go to christianity instead of growing up in the psychotic world of scientology where her dad "is hte only person who can get someone out of a traffic jam"…load of bull shit! poor girl!

82. #82 - trudy says – reply to this
    
    

    I'd give her new parents
    her father may be filthy rich but he's also filthy crazy
    and her mother made a deal with the devil when she agreed to the arrangment with daddy …..

83. #83 - Free Suri!! says – reply to this
    
    

    Normal parents

84. #84 - meeeee says – reply to this
    
    

    33st?

    haha a 50% discount on plastic surgery when she hits 16

    HAHA

85. #85 - luke says – reply to this
    
    

    a normal mum and dad

86. #86 - shelby says – reply to this
    
    

    its my birthday too!!!

87. #87 - waba says – reply to this
    
    

    i would give her a new haircut that doesnt represent that of a bowl being placed on her head and cut around.

88. #88 - cw says – reply to this
    
    

    …dentist work. Looks like she takes after her daddy in the teeth department. Woof! That, and a normal life.

89. #89 - elvira says – reply to this
    
    

    new normal parents who are not from Xanu

90. #90 - deeg says – reply to this
    
    

    to be kidnapped by my grandpa and grandma Holmes and raised a normal person

91. #91 - Heath says – reply to this
    
    

    a brighter future

92. #92 - carrie says – reply to this
    
    

    parents that don't look like they could totally be brother and sister!

93. #93 - roo says – reply to this
    
    

    a new mummy and daddy who are not members of a fucked up religious cult. happy birthday suri!!!!!!

94. #94 - Katie says – reply to this
    
    

    A new non-scientology influenced life. with normal parents.

95. #95 - Jade says – reply to this
    
    

    a puppy like teddy… aaaaw…!!!

96. #96 - mia says – reply to this
    
    

    Adoption by a nice midwestern middle class family, a college fund, and a pony.

97. #97 - Mom2three says – reply to this
    
    

    I wish to find her real dad one day and HOPE his is normal

98. #98 - julie says – reply to this
    
    

    much health and happiness for the next 100 years..
    she's so sweet.. like a little doll.

99. #99 - Anon says – reply to this
    
    

    ….. a visit with her REAL daddy (guess who)

100. #100 - Denise Keller says – reply to this
     
     

     The chance to meet her real parents.