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If I could give Suri Cruise, who turns 2 today, a birthday present, it would be _________.

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    Posted: Apr 18, 2008 at 9:30 am / Email this  »

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    1. jmac says – reply to this


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      new parents!

    2. jessica says – reply to this


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      freedom!

    3. Tara says – reply to this


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      NEW PARENTS!!!!

    4. broedy says – reply to this


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      Freedom!

    5. c says – reply to this


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      normal parents

    6. Eivu says – reply to this


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      congrats to them. My friends told me they met each other on 'milliona irefriends com' where Charlie Sheen found his new love there. Good news.

    7. Dev says – reply to this


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      Parents who don't believe in Scientology

    8. john says – reply to this


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      matching high heels for her and daddy.

    9. m says – reply to this


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      agnosticism

    10. ald says – reply to this


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      A new Daddy, one that isn't a nut bag!

    11. mona says – reply to this


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      freedom

    12. Sarah says – reply to this


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      Her freedom from where they've been hiding her.

    13. Samantha says – reply to this


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      A new life-with new parents!

    14. Gwen says – reply to this


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      A car so she could escape her scientologist parents.

    15. The ability to see PAST scientology...ok, fine, a barbie. says – reply to this


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      She looks a bit asian.

    16. mike says – reply to this


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      a roasary and bible.

    17. zoozoo says – reply to this


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      such a cutie! A hug. I don't think she needs anything else!

    18. beep beep says – reply to this


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      A big girl cup! Enough with the bottles already, oh a less creepy dad.

    19. sammy says – reply to this


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      new parentssssss

    20. Austin says – reply to this


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      The Holy Bible

    21. nikki says – reply to this


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      #2 new parents

    22. Cindy says – reply to this


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      A safe getaway with her mom away from from her crazy dad.

    23. danni says – reply to this


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      Tell her happy b-day and a get out of jail free card for her mother!!!!!!!!

    24. sonny says – reply to this


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      NEW PARENTS!!!

    25. pam says – reply to this


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      a birthday cakeee?

    26. Spencer says – reply to this


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      "Freedom"

    27. jwake says – reply to this


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      a new dad!

    28. themightytaco says – reply to this


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      I don't care, I still love Katie…

    29. Queen Tantrum says – reply to this


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      Re: jmac

      LOL you beat me to it.

    30. Senor Foxxxy says – reply to this


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      Making Her an orphan!

    31. ArA says – reply to this


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      hair stylist

    32. JackSparrow says – reply to this


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      A dick in a box.!!!

    33. tash says – reply to this


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      tenth?

    34. tootles says – reply to this


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      a new family!!!!

    35. jessica says – reply to this


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      FREEDOM!!!! LOL and therapy three times a week!

    36. ray says – reply to this


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      new dad!

    37. Erica says – reply to this


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      a bible

    38. LizieLiz says – reply to this


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      A New Dad!!! Her mom's ok… just brain washed!

    39. bunny says – reply to this


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      Anything she wants. She's sooo beautiful!

    40. G-Girl says – reply to this


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      A birthday party with her friends at Chuck-E-Cheese so she could have fun like a real kid for a few hours.

    41. Heth says – reply to this


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      "How to know when your dad is a raging psycho, for dummies"

    42. mm says – reply to this


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      NEW PARENTS

    43. M says – reply to this


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      A sane father.

    44. laura says – reply to this


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      NEW PARENTS!!!

    45. farizah says – reply to this


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      a kiss!she's so adorable.

    46. Maxx! says – reply to this


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      Perez as her new daddy!

    47. Suzy says – reply to this


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      A normal dad

    48. roo 2 u says – reply to this


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      a new haircut and plastic surgery :)

    49. FadeliFadela says – reply to this


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      A new dad?

    50. hannah says – reply to this


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      1st?!?!?!

    51. ryan says – reply to this


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      NORMAL PARENTS.

    52. jengirl says – reply to this


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      a new life!

    53. Jennifer says – reply to this


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      her freedom

    54. kenny says – reply to this


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      A NEW FATHER!

    55. Marie says – reply to this


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      More freedom!!

    56. Rockin Robyn says – reply to this


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      A new religion.

    57. Cbean says – reply to this


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      A PATERNITY TEST!! I KNOW SHE ISN'T TOM CRUISE'S….SHE'S PROB A SPAWN OF THE SCIENTOLOGY LEADER OR SOMETHING….HOW COME HE AND NICOLE COULD NEVER CONCIEVE??? GIVE ME A BREAK…FREAKS!

    58. laylauk says – reply to this


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      A dad that wasnt a FREAK!!!!!!!!!

    59. dia says – reply to this


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      first. new parents

    60. Erica Ann says – reply to this


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      A father who isn't insane and a mother who isn't brainwashed!!!

    61. anne says – reply to this


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      food for her mommy

    62. cw says – reply to this


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      …a normal life.

    63. perezlover says – reply to this


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      normal parents

    64. Denita says – reply to this


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      a new family. Happy B-Day Suri

    65. Andre Matuch says – reply to this


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      New parents

    66. pete says – reply to this


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      poor kid, having such psycho parents…cruise is the biggest idiot ever. katie-sweetheart should dump him, get a job and raise suri on her own

    67. ASHLEYT says – reply to this


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      NEW PARENTS!!!!!!!

    68. Heather Hootman says – reply to this


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      New Non-Scientology parents.

    69. ellen says – reply to this


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      a new dad

    70. Sommertime says – reply to this


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      New Parents

    71. Lasua says – reply to this


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      Some teeth.

    72. Alex says – reply to this


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      Freedom!

    73. hanan says – reply to this


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      FIRST………… A TELEVISION AND NEW PARENTS

    74. Lulu says – reply to this


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      A MASK!!! Love you perez!

    75. aww says – reply to this


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      a hug =]

    76. sad says – reply to this


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      a bath

    77. boobface says – reply to this


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      1st

    78. Nicole says – reply to this


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      I would give her a dad thats not a scientoligist! How ever the fuck you spell it!
      Lol!

    79. amanda says – reply to this


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      a restraining order against her father.

    80. m15 says – reply to this


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      a visit with her real parents…

    81. aussies rule says – reply to this


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      new parents, and hte gift to go to christianity instead of growing up in the psychotic world of scientology where her dad "is hte only person who can get someone out of a traffic jam"…load of bull shit! poor girl!

    82. trudy says – reply to this


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      I'd give her new parents
      her father may be filthy rich but he's also filthy crazy
      and her mother made a deal with the devil when she agreed to the arrangment with daddy …..

    83. Free Suri!! says – reply to this


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      Normal parents

    84. meeeee says – reply to this


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      33st?

      haha a 50% discount on plastic surgery when she hits 16

      HAHA

    85. luke says – reply to this


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      a normal mum and dad

    86. shelby says – reply to this


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      its my birthday too!!!

    87. waba says – reply to this


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      i would give her a new haircut that doesnt represent that of a bowl being placed on her head and cut around.

    88. cw says – reply to this


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      …dentist work. Looks like she takes after her daddy in the teeth department. Woof! That, and a normal life.

    89. elvira says – reply to this


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      new normal parents who are not from Xanu

    90. deeg says – reply to this


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      to be kidnapped by my grandpa and grandma Holmes and raised a normal person

    91. Heath says – reply to this


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      a brighter future

    92. carrie says – reply to this


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      parents that don't look like they could totally be brother and sister!

    93. roo says – reply to this


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      a new mummy and daddy who are not members of a fucked up religious cult. happy birthday suri!!!!!!

    94. Katie says – reply to this


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      A new non-scientology influenced life. with normal parents.

    95. Jade says – reply to this


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      a puppy like teddy… aaaaw…!!!

    96. mia says – reply to this


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      Adoption by a nice midwestern middle class family, a college fund, and a pony.

    97. Mom2three says – reply to this


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      I wish to find her real dad one day and HOPE his is normal

    98. julie says – reply to this


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      much health and happiness for the next 100 years..
      she's so sweet.. like a little doll.

    99. Anon says – reply to this


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      ….. a visit with her REAL daddy (guess who)

    100. Denise Keller says – reply to this


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      The chance to meet her real parents.

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