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If I could give Suri Cruise, who turns 2 today, a birthday present, it would be _________.
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If I could give Suri Cruise, who turns 2 today, a birthday present, it would be _________.
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new parents!
freedom!
NEW PARENTS!!!!
Freedom!
normal parents
congrats to them. My friends told me they met each other on 'milliona irefriends com' where Charlie Sheen found his new love there. Good news.
Parents who don't believe in Scientology
matching high heels for her and daddy.
agnosticism
A new Daddy, one that isn't a nut bag!
freedom
Her freedom from where they've been hiding her.
A new life-with new parents!
A car so she could escape her scientologist parents.
She looks a bit asian.
a roasary and bible.
such a cutie! A hug. I don't think she needs anything else!
A big girl cup! Enough with the bottles already, oh a less creepy dad.
new parentssssss
The Holy Bible
#2 new parents
A safe getaway with her mom away from from her crazy dad.
Tell her happy b-day and a get out of jail free card for her mother!!!!!!!!
NEW PARENTS!!!
a birthday cakeee?
"Freedom"
a new dad!
I don't care, I still love Katie…
Re: jmac –
LOL you beat me to it.
Making Her an orphan!
hair stylist
A dick in a box.!!!
tenth?
a new family!!!!
FREEDOM!!!! LOL and therapy three times a week!
new dad!
a bible
A New Dad!!! Her mom's ok… just brain washed!
Anything she wants. She's sooo beautiful!
A birthday party with her friends at Chuck-E-Cheese so she could have fun like a real kid for a few hours.
"How to know when your dad is a raging psycho, for dummies"
NEW PARENTS
A sane father.
NEW PARENTS!!!
a kiss!she's so adorable.
Perez as her new daddy!
A normal dad
a new haircut and plastic surgery
A new dad?
1st?!?!?!
NORMAL PARENTS.
a new life!
her freedom
A NEW FATHER!
More freedom!!
A new religion.
A PATERNITY TEST!! I KNOW SHE ISN'T TOM CRUISE'S….SHE'S PROB A SPAWN OF THE SCIENTOLOGY LEADER OR SOMETHING….HOW COME HE AND NICOLE COULD NEVER CONCIEVE??? GIVE ME A BREAK…FREAKS!
A dad that wasnt a FREAK!!!!!!!!!
first. new parents
A father who isn't insane and a mother who isn't brainwashed!!!
food for her mommy
…a normal life.
normal parents
a new family. Happy B-Day Suri
New parents
poor kid, having such psycho parents…cruise is the biggest idiot ever. katie-sweetheart should dump him, get a job and raise suri on her own
NEW PARENTS!!!!!!!
New Non-Scientology parents.
a new dad
New Parents
Some teeth.
Freedom!
FIRST………… A TELEVISION AND NEW PARENTS
A MASK!!! Love you perez!
a hug =]
a bath
1st
I would give her a dad thats not a scientoligist! How ever the fuck you spell it!
Lol!
a restraining order against her father.
a visit with her real parents…
new parents, and hte gift to go to christianity instead of growing up in the psychotic world of scientology where her dad "is hte only person who can get someone out of a traffic jam"…load of bull shit! poor girl!
I'd give her new parents
her father may be filthy rich but he's also filthy crazy
and her mother made a deal with the devil when she agreed to the arrangment with daddy …..
Normal parents
33st?
haha a 50% discount on plastic surgery when she hits 16
HAHA
a normal mum and dad
its my birthday too!!!
i would give her a new haircut that doesnt represent that of a bowl being placed on her head and cut around.
…dentist work. Looks like she takes after her daddy in the teeth department. Woof! That, and a normal life.
new normal parents who are not from Xanu
to be kidnapped by my grandpa and grandma Holmes and raised a normal person
a brighter future
parents that don't look like they could totally be brother and sister!
a new mummy and daddy who are not members of a fucked up religious cult. happy birthday suri!!!!!!
A new non-scientology influenced life. with normal parents.
a puppy like teddy… aaaaw…!!!
Adoption by a nice midwestern middle class family, a college fund, and a pony.
I wish to find her real dad one day and HOPE his is normal
much health and happiness for the next 100 years..
she's so sweet.. like a little doll.
….. a visit with her REAL daddy (guess who)
The chance to meet her real parents.