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If I could give Suri Cruise, who turns 2 today, a birthday present, it would be _________.

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Posted: Apr 18, 2008 at 9:30 am / Email this »

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Jenny says – reply to this

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Re: roo 2 u – YOU ASSHOLE IM GONNA LOCATE YOU AND RIP THE FUCK OUT OF YOU.
Maria says – reply to this

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A normal childhood….A new religeon,That makes sense…….
Pamela says – reply to this

503

A norma dad!
anonymous says – reply to this

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ESCAPE FROM SCIENTOLOGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S GOING TO RUIN HER LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rachel says – reply to this

505

…the ability to appreciate the wonderful life she has- and the ability to stay as beautiful her whole life as she is now!!!
caroline says – reply to this

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a REAL cup, because its tiMe to get rid of the stupid bottle shes always carrying around.
baker says – reply to this

507

FREEDOM
kate says – reply to this

508

a new dad
Lisa says – reply to this

509

Jesus
mimi says – reply to this

510

to get her out of that so called religion her parents have
trapped her into…
Jewels says – reply to this

511

a Pink UFO
kater says – reply to this

512

a new daddy
sugarbeet says – reply to this

513

A new daddy…who isn't so crazy!
Jill says – reply to this

514

"How not to be a scientologist, for dummies."
K says – reply to this

515

….Chris Klein, her real daddy! I'll believe that's Tom's baby when they make another one that looks just like her!
drea says – reply to this

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a cross.
blonde1_89 says – reply to this

517

An escape to a better life for her and her mother
elisha says – reply to this

518

surgery to fix her eyes.
stiv76 says – reply to this

519

the wizard of oz
JEnnifer says – reply to this

520

A ticket back to mars, so she can go back and live with her REAL alien look-a-like family
K says – reply to this

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religious asylum
ll says – reply to this

522

new dad
GARY MANGI says – reply to this

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I'D GIVE HER SOME NEW BATTERIES, OH MY GOD SHE DOSENT'T HAVE ANY BATTERES, SHE MOVES AND IS TALKING WITHOUT BATTERIENS, (TAKEN FROM CHILDS PLAY)
amber smith says – reply to this

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paternity test. tom can't concive because he's sterile
leila says – reply to this

525

…the freedom to choose when I am old enough to understand, and still be loved by both my parents regardless of my choice.
beneheidi says – reply to this

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a new face
meggles says – reply to this

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VITAMINS!!! You know NOTHING about psychology!
curdin says – reply to this

528

Toms testicles in a purple suede bag
Alex says – reply to this

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new batteries
tomcruiseisaweirdo says – reply to this

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a mumwho had a back bone and a dad who wasnt a total nut job with short man syndrome!!!
DKK says – reply to this

531

New Parents!
Brendan says – reply to this

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A dad that doesnt believe in XENU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Stephanie says – reply to this

533

A CROSS!
lets hope she doesn't get into this scientology crap
Vampyr?Yes. says – reply to this

534

…a haircut!

c'est obvious! her tresses are in definite need of a sprousing. She's so adorable though, hate to see her living with such crazies.
Kleinometer says – reply to this

535

heh heh.

I'd let her meet her real daddy.
booju mooju says – reply to this

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A health check. Barley juice is not what grows strong infants.

If her mother, born premature and weighing 4lb was fed barley juice when she was born, she would have died. Why in the hell does a person go against all medical evidence … because they married Tom f*cking Mapother IV????? Why is it now that David Miscaviage and Tommy girl are authorities on human biology as well as its psyche?

Suri did not get a good start in life. She is destined to become a loser.

It's just terribly sad that her parents are weak willed enough to fall for cultish bullshit anyway.
ale! says – reply to this

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a new dad!
maddie says – reply to this

538

ummm a cookie
HAHA says – reply to this

539

NEW PARENTS-STILL RICH JUST NEW
HAHA says – reply to this

540

KILL HER PARENTS
darla says – reply to this

541

a chance
maria says – reply to this

542

first thing on my mind,i had wanted to say like what the others did ,a new daddy who is not so scientology minded,her dad's a sciento-can!Instead,i'll give her the grant of never ending grants from me and thereafter,a grant of 100% no scientology shit in her life cos there are people living around!!! Many sciento-cans living out there are also influential if they(suri and sciento-can(s)) are friends,they influence each other(sciento-can to suri) and pooff!!! suri is a sciento-can so,i'll grant/give her 100% no scientology shit in her mind.
jillian says – reply to this

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Normal parents and a sippy cup. Enough with the bottles!
Cheddarisbetter.org says – reply to this

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A copy of this blog when she is old enough to read and understand that her dad is a "crazy closet creature" ,and her mom was paid "very well" to be a human "EasyBake Oven" for Tom's image burnishing.

Someday Suri, you will know all. I pray for you
casey says – reply to this

545

a silver plastic suit and aspaceship!!!
aunty donna says – reply to this

546

a new father
ashley says – reply to this

547

a normal daddy, that doesnt jump on peoples couches.
GW says – reply to this

548

HUG

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