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Prison Can Eff A Bitch Up

Filed under: Anglophilia > Pete Doherty > Drugs > Legal Matters

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Prison is a bitch, and it seems like he's the prison bitch!

The UK media is reporting that Pete Doherty has been moved to a secure cell in jail.

He is no longer part of the general population.

Why?????

No, not as 'punishment' for smacking it up (doing heroin) behind bars, which we mentioned earlier this week.

Doperty's fellow prisoners apparently wanted to give him a major ass beating.

Maybe the other prisoners are pissed that he's getting superstar treatment in the slammer.

Or they finally figured out that Dopehead's IOU's for drugs are worthless!

We really hope that he'll turn his life around after this jail stint. Doubt it, though.

[Image via Mavrix Online.]



44 comments to “Prison Can Eff A Bitch Up”

  1. kryssssss says – reply to this
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    first! finally…

  2. Wendy says – reply to this
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    first? lol

  3. porodika says – reply to this
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    this man is sick sick sick. crazy…. who cares?????

  4. kelly says – reply to this
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    He turns my stomache!

  5. aj says – reply to this
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    gusta gusta!!

  6. bob says – reply to this
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    first

  7. wb in MN says – reply to this
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    one of the 1st's

  8. yay! says – reply to this
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    2nd!!

  9. bee says – reply to this
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    I have read this news and people's discussion on 'millionai refriends com'. Many people are very interested in this. They are discussing it there.

  10. Cathy says – reply to this
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    He's disgusting!

  11. WHAT A DOUCHE says – reply to this
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    HAHA..I BET HE ALMOST HAD A POOP SHOOT RAID PUT ON HIM…..

  12. fiona says – reply to this
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    a real tough guy then :rolleyes:

  13. nv says – reply to this
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    he derserves it get ur shit 2getha!

  14. iggy says – reply to this
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    he is so hot.

  15. black pole upurz says – reply to this
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    This is what the vice of heroin addiction looks like when you have unlimited resources Pray it doesn't happen to you or someone you love.It's not a character issue; it's an addiction issue.

  16. brandy says – reply to this
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    he's a crack monger!

  17. twinklinstarr99 says – reply to this
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    He will definitely have to hire a few more bodyguardss after he gets out to save him from all of those people he apparently pissed off. I'm sure they are not serving life sentences, so they will be getting out one day too. This guy will end up murdered because of those apparent drug IOU's.

  18. JD says – reply to this
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    Hes a big boy and he has been to prison before, lots of people get beat up in jail.. I doubt hes as bothered as you are.

  19. cjgla says – reply to this
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    although i think he's an "AMAZING" poet,love me some LIBERTINES and BABY SHAMBLES, he has been given way 2 many breaks. they should give him a run in l.a. county. lol. let him have an i owe u w/ the mexican mafia. lol. secure or not. they'de get him. can u say scared str8.

  20. vally says – reply to this
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    bull of shit…as usually…

  21. sam says – reply to this
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    HELLOOOO

    you guys realize this is the SUN that perez is getting all these "inside" reports from??? that is like the Star here but a couple steps down on the credibility scale.

    jesus.

  22. DMAN says – reply to this
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    BAKED POTATO RIGHT UP THE WAZOO ,YOU DIRT BAG
    HE SHOULD DO HIS COMUNITY SERVICE IN A NAIL SALON
    {YEA OVEN HOT}

  23. Prisoner # 9052106783 says – reply to this
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    hope someone shanks him soon.

  24. katie says – reply to this
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    perez i like you but when you talk shit about pete doherty i HATE you! shut up and leave him alone.. he is god.

  25. Wesleeeeee says – reply to this
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    Perez shouldn't get his info from "The Sun"….believing that he is buying drugs in prison is almost as retarded as the mistakes you are giving him shit for. When you are in jail because of drug related crimes you get drug tested every week, so there is no way he could get away with it anyways. Blah….most of you are a bunch of noobs.

    And hoping someone gets better, than saying they won't is pretty contradictory isn't it?

  26. freddy bb says – reply to this
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    The guy loves drugs. Who cares? Leave him alone and let him die in peace.

  27. BB says – reply to this
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    Ughhh…..he is so DISGUSTING. Keep him in jail this time. ICK

  28. oh no says – reply to this
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    I love Pete! I think Perez loves him too because he has heard his music and knows that he is good. Come on Perez stop teasing, you love him. I'd rather do Pete than Clay aiken. Agree??

  29. HeroinHam says – reply to this
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    Oh I love Pete! Babyshambles rock! All U stupid americans prolly hate him cuz U've never heard any of his wonderful songs! They're great! Tee hee hee I'm american 2, but I have good taste in music! Keep tellin me bout Pete Perez! He's the main reason I cum here! =oP

  30. Ya know says – reply to this
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    Ya know this was the first interesting thing I found and I'm on page 3. You're days are numbered cause you suck.

  31. OKthis ONEisFunny says – reply to this
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    hahaha - pages and pages of crap on this website but this one always makes me laugh!! Dreaming of crack indeed!!!

  32. Astrochicks.com says – reply to this
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    I feel sorry for the guy. Why the hell do we put drug addicts in jail…they need to go to friggin rehab. Stupid.

  33. mars says – reply to this
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    i love pete and not becasue of what he looks like or what he does but because of his amzing music…i hope he gets clean so he can come north america and show everyoen his true talent

  34. fuck? says – reply to this
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    i love him

  35. yeah, no. says – reply to this
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    hes so talented its sad to see him thorw it all away

  36. AHA! Saw this coming... says – reply to this
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    Yep, celeb crackheads don't mesh too well with murderers… I imagine some dude in the block who was convicted of murdering the dealer who killed his daughter made a few threats… too bad he DIDN'T get his ass whipped.
    And sure, yah, some of you will say, "awwww, but Pete needs help."
    I say, Pete needs some rehab, sure, but the attitude that drugs are cool and hip needs to be bashed. It's a serious fucking issue; this idiot has continually "advertised" his "coolness" by flouncing his drug use everywhere. No wonder our youth think it's no big deal to get into crack/heroin/meth these days.. I say, bring on the forced rehab and tough love!

  37. carl says – reply to this
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    Millions of years of evolution have led to Pete being on this planet right now. He's white and male and not a cripple, so he's got major advantages over others. He's got one shot to make the most of the incredible gift of life that's been given to him and look what he's doing - killing himself with dugs, spitting in the face of God and all those who sacrificed for him. What a fucking shame.

  38. Sheri says – reply to this
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    Pete Doherty can suck a fat cock…

    God, I fecking hate him… He's a lame, sorry excuse for a human…

  39. musa malata says – reply to this
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    he is an artist he don't deserve the jail, pete is innocent!

  40. min says – reply to this
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    …he's the reason kate got into coke

  41. elisha says – reply to this
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    what an ugly loser!!!! What was kate moss thinking…i mean she is an ugly loser too but not as bad as him!

  42. fred says – reply to this
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    He LOVES getting his ass beaten.

  43. mallory. says – reply to this
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    Don't hurt his pretty face!
    Hopefully he get's out early.

  44. victoria says – reply to this
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    ffs. thats a good idea, getting reports from the sun because we all know that they're a trustworthy source.
    pete ftw.