Our Hero

Filed under: Anglophilia > Cruz Beckham

Our favorite Beckham boy, superstar in training Cruz, gives the paparazzi a piece of his mind during mommy's birthday party yesterday.

This kid is amazing!

He breakdances AND is a cheeky little monkey!

[Image via Matrix Photos.]

Posted: Apr 18, 2008 at 12:07 pm / Email this »

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jenn says – reply to this

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HA first
jules says – reply to this

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so cute!
D says – reply to this

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haha 1!
l says – reply to this

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1st
kat says – reply to this

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cute!!!
cat says – reply to this

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aww.
oldfat says – reply to this

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first
krista says – reply to this

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hahaha that is awesome go kid
emily says – reply to this

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LOL LOL
CLAUDIA says – reply to this

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TEACHING A TOTTLER THAT, IS SO LOW CLASS
molly says – reply to this

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That is not charming.
flojoa9 says – reply to this

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Im FIRST!!! YAY
hey first says – reply to this

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omg first!
lg says – reply to this

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I think that was just a lucky shot by the camera man. he was doing something else with his hand but one frame caught this action.
Jackson says – reply to this

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He looks just like his mom.
Johnny S. says – reply to this

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So hot!
ashley says – reply to this

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……im pretty positive that he was scratching his nose. he doesnt even know what the middle finger is perez.
rolo says – reply to this

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What a jerk !
coco says – reply to this

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and has his mums alien head… first?
sourdoggie says – reply to this

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ok…like father like son
sm says – reply to this

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true what they say: Money can't buy class.
Scott, Glasgow says – reply to this

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…did someone say "Damian"?
Lila says – reply to this

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Wow…wonderful parenting skills. I didnt even know what that was until I was like 11-12.
Reardon says – reply to this

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Obnoxious little chav.
gggg says – reply to this

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I hope he's just skratching his nose…..
alyssa says – reply to this

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hahahaha
DH says – reply to this

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hahah! that's awesome!
Jan says – reply to this

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Wow….
joe mama says – reply to this

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Look at the size of that melon….He has the hugest head I have ever seen!!
Jay says – reply to this

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No way should this little git get praise for learning to be disrepectful. I would be ashamed if my kid was ever photographed with that attitude.
I HEART JIMMY says – reply to this

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I LOVE YOU JIMMY K.

And so does Jack.
emily says – reply to this

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haha
rt says – reply to this

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Showing the lack of class I'm sure his parents taught him!!
ashley says – reply to this

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fucking awesome child! His head is like its own planet though…christ.
wake n bake says – reply to this

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He has Rennee Zellwegger eyes.
Rachel says – reply to this

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He is awesome!! Love him!! LMBAO!!
eh says – reply to this

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children being vulgar/sexually explicit is NOT cute
She'll be sorry.. says – reply to this

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Raising a kid to crave that attention that he's been getting for breakdancing, plus being a little brat, will have it's consequences to the Beckhams.
By the time that kid is 8 years old, they will need to send him off to Military Camp just to straighten his shit out and find out that the world doesn't circle around his ass.
JUST ANOTHER "ENTITLED" SPOILDED CELEBRITY BRAT! says – reply to this

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JUST ANOTHER "ENTITLED" SPOILED CELEBRITY BRAT!
blah says – reply to this

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL bless him!
Boothe says – reply to this

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Fuck you too kid! Keep that finger up and Ill cut the little fucker off!!
CindyMom says – reply to this

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Good Lawd that kid has a massively ginormous cranium! No wonder Posh walks bow-legged!
Spoiled Rotten! says – reply to this

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His head will be spinning and he'll be projectile-spitting pea soup by the time he is 10. Snotty little brat!
nessa says – reply to this

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he looks just like POSH. so cute
UFO says – reply to this

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WOW CAN YOU SAY ALIEN! He is Proof they exists.
IS THAT A 666 I SEE ON HIS FORHEAD?! says – reply to this

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He'll be worse than Greasy Bear…
Amyboo says – reply to this

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Eww, what a disgusting little thug.
valerie says – reply to this

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That looks so fake and doctored. I don't believe this pic. Sorry.
Mom of Twins says – reply to this

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I love it! The paps deserve it. Boys will be boys.
Mel Von B says – reply to this

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Geez he's weird looking, not only is his head huge, but he looks like a damn alien!
Amyboo says – reply to this

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Disgusting little thug. Then again, his parents are both scum too…
WOW... says – reply to this

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THE KID IS UGLY….LOOKS LIKE HER..
rajon says – reply to this

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wow he neeeds an ass woppin
liv says – reply to this

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are u people stupid? he's obviously scratching his nose hes like 4 years old!
special says – reply to this

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OH PLEASE! It's soooo obvious some of you don't have small children. Little kids do this all the time without realizing what they're doing. They may be just pointing with their middle finger, etc. and have no idea what it even means. The fact their son did this in public does not mean they are at home making him practice it in front of a mirror! GIVE ME A BREAK ~ quit blaming the parents for something so innocent!
Michelle says – reply to this

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No way! I love him, he's my favorite Beckham kid. He looks so much like Victoria.
stayathomemom says – reply to this

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Yea, his nanny probably taught him that since his mom is ALWAYS out shopping instead of tending to her performing monkeys, OH I mean her boys. Do I sound bitter? I need more coffee!
LookAtYou says – reply to this

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It's about time somebody told the paparazzi to "f.uck off bitches." No better person to do it than Cruz Beckam.
sass says – reply to this

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wow. totes my fave beckham from now on!
DMAN says – reply to this

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BAKED POTATO RIGHT UP THE WAZOO KID YOU LITTLE BASTARD
{YEA OVEN HOT}
Lauren says – reply to this

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Those kids are going to grow up to be supreme douche bags. Great, like we need more in the world.
che says – reply to this

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Shut up u lot! How dare you! He is 3 years old. He is not a brat - you dont know what you're talking about & he is NOT a thug u stupid fucking IDIOTS this photo is a lucky shot by the paps. Do u really think his parents would have taught him this?! Of course not, they arent like that. He wont even know what that means! this is either fake or he was like wavin his hand around/scratching his nose. Dont you dare call a little kid a thug and a brat
Jessica says – reply to this

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ok….is it just me or does that kid have a bigass head?
pure slytherin says – reply to this

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He's inherited Victoria's "super pissed" look!
guilty pleasures says – reply to this

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Looks like a fluke to me, babies don't do that, and he is used to the attention so it probably doesn't really bother him. It's just a normal day to him. As far as all of the bashing of his parents, why go there? Neither Beckham has done anything so onerous as to vilify them. Posh is hilarious, it just seems to be her public face that is a serious one. Her reality show, though panned, showed a more real glimpse of a great Brit sense of humour. Her hubby is a cutey patootie who does good work in the charitable sense, and plays pretty darn good soccer, even for an old guy!! Back off the insults, I say.
Trash-detector says – reply to this

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poor lil' fellow looks like his Mother…
annoyed says – reply to this

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Just goes to show you, you can give people money but you can't give them class. There is nothing cute about a child being profane. Does he know what that means? Who gives a care about posh spice. She's a spice girl and her husband's an athelete. I do not worship people. They are two of the most self absorbed people.
just saying says – reply to this

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this child is not cute…he is so ugly…now the middle child is handsome because he looks like david and the others look like victoria. hopefully they will grow into their looks but this picture is rude and he should have his hand smacked for this!
YoMama says – reply to this

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Guess he didn't inherit daddy's good looks!
VanessaLutz says – reply to this

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So cute… This kid overshadow his mother already! HA HA!
What will it be when he's 15?…
pure slytherin says – reply to this

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If you look at the index finger, his hand is in a position as if he we scratching his nose. Usually if one is doing the middle finger, the index finger is tucked in more
VaNcItY says – reply to this

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Perez, I find it ironic that you are calling this kid a hero for flipping off the papparazzi, when you yourself are keeping the papparazzi in business by buying their photographs. Where would you be if not for the paps?

So basically…..your calling Cruz a hero for flipping yourself off? That doesn't make much sense. Or maybe you just think it's cute that a young child is throwing up the middle finger?
Captain Beefheart says – reply to this

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jesus, massive head.
Captain Beefheart says – reply to this

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OMGZ last!!
Amyboo says – reply to this

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Re: che – Oh please, your "threatening" doesn't do anything. It's obvious the boy knows he is doing something bad, look at his angry expression! it will be his parents who taught him to do it, or his older brothers, and I'd love to know wHY you're so quick to jump to the boy's defense!
Ashley says – reply to this

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Re: special – I have 2 nieces and 3 nephews in my family, none have EVER flipped ANY ONE off. What are you teaching YOUR kids? Anyway, that boy was cute dancin' but ew, he looks JUST like his mother!!! Another "potato head" in Hollyweird. . "Alien Head" to be exact…

BTW, look at his fucken eyes!! They say it all!! Looks like he's out to kill you!!!!!!
Cassie says – reply to this

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This kid kicks ass!
Cassie says – reply to this

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normally i would find this completely tasteless and offensive, but i'm sure even kids get sick of the flashbulbs, i hope this isn't the first time he gives them a piece of his mind! GO LITTLE MAN GO!!!
IF HE CAN BREAK DANCE IN CAN FLIP THE BIRD! says – reply to this

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OF COURSE THREE-YEAR-OLDS CAN BE BRATS!
WHAT PLANET ARE YOU LIVING ON? XENU?
`
If he can learn to break dance, he can learn to flip the bird.
Just watching one of daddy's soccer games, he probably sees the bird all the time.
emmamamama says – reply to this

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The poor little guy's bound to have issues - his two big brothers look like their gorgeous dad and he gets to look like his fugly space-hog mom.
AC says – reply to this

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Looks like he has already had plastic surgery–around the eyes.
momma says – reply to this

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CABE SOTA
Iraida says – reply to this

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Look at that dome
Karen says – reply to this

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if he i flippin the bird. the pap prob deserve it.
but he is prob scratching his nose
Little spoiled brat says – reply to this

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Sounds like he needs a beatin which he never gets and will trun out like Paris and alllll the other rich kids.
Karen says – reply to this

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Re: AC –

plastic surgery around his eyes…wtf
Lauren says – reply to this

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Oh my god… I really hope that isn't something they've taught their small child. How classless. That poor little boy.
special says – reply to this

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Ashlely, I'm sorry you don't understand. Let me spell it out for you. Little kids do this WITHOUT realizing what they're doing. Get it? Like they may point at something innocently with a middle finger or scratch their nose with their middle finger without realizing it's something you're not 'supposed' to do because they have no idea what it even means. I do not teach my children to flip the bird. If you actually read what I said I said little kids have no idea what flipping the bird even is.
Alien child says – reply to this

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Monster head, pig nose like parents, probably the same whiney fag voice as pops and I think the REAL father must be asian. look at the slant eyes.
Duh says – reply to this

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Fake, just like you P-Shithead
tobi says – reply to this

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that looks totally fake,photoshop it,where a LITTLE BOY LEARN THAT,YA RIGHT.STUPID
kelaudk says – reply to this

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A girl that age did the same thing to me one day. Her mom & grandma thought it was cute & funny. I did not & asked the adults if they would still find it cute & funny when I grab that finger & snap it like a twig. That is completely inappropriate & unacceptable behavior even if it was directed at the paps. It says a lot about the parents too.
kat says – reply to this

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this kid is collaborating with Madonna on her next album because she's so fucking desperate!
Texanne says – reply to this

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looks photoshopped
kate says – reply to this

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maybe he was just trying to hide the pig nose that he inherited from his mom
Gordon says – reply to this

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A LITTLE CHAV JUST LIKE HIS PARENTS!
Scott says – reply to this

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He has the biggest head I've ever seen
rich git says – reply to this

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The kid is British. There is no such gesture in the UK
Eww says – reply to this

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He's an ugly kid with a big head.
celi cell says – reply to this

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what a oddly shaped head..

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