Our Hero

Filed under: Anglophilia > Cruz Beckham

Our favorite Beckham boy, superstar in training Cruz, gives the paparazzi a piece of his mind during mommy's birthday party yesterday.

This kid is amazing!

He breakdances AND is a cheeky little monkey!

[Image via Matrix Photos.]

Posted: Apr 18, 2008 at 12:07 pm / Email this »

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NYC says – reply to this

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thats horrible!
Jana says – reply to this

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Sooooooo photoshopped!
M says – reply to this

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have you blown up his head? it look whack
Perez says – reply to this

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You are all sad wankers!
I knowz it says – reply to this

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Barring a lucky shot — or some creative photoshopping, I have twins just his age and believe me they have NEVER seen nor would have any idea of what "the bird" means or how to do it. Doubtlessly, the Beckham boys have been indoctrinated into a much more random & high profile childhood than mine have, but that is obscene. (Hence the term, "obscene gesture.") Considering Brooklyn was walking red carpets at about Cruz's age wearing $250,000 kiddy versions of his father's bling watches — I would say that there is a real lack of parental judgement and control. Whoring your children out for the press isn't cute. It's child abuse.
einstein says – reply to this

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Nice photoshopping Perez.
smartypants says – reply to this

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At that age I was at the "pass the f'n butter stage". I didn't know the flip, my mother didn't know the flip, she still doesn't know the flip. Lucky shot, I hope. But he looks pretty darn cocky with it. Hummm, if it's for real I find myself strangely and inexplicably on his side.
no denying that's Poshie's kid... says – reply to this

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He's also UGLY AS F***!
alexandria says – reply to this

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awesome!
olen says – reply to this

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damn is it just me cos' looks like PINK !?!??!?! lol
olen says – reply to this

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HE LOOKS LIKE PINK !
leila says – reply to this

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Totally photoshopped!
CHILD'S PLAY says – reply to this

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Re: Lila – LAST WEEK PRINCESS?
SICKS SICKS SICKS says – reply to this

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Re: BeBe – Send us YOUR picture so we can compare!
buffalo says – reply to this

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DIRTY LIL PIG NOSE SHIT!!
TAMM says – reply to this

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NOW THIS IS A CLASSIC HAHAHAHA……
ashleigh says – reply to this

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this kid is fucking amazing
oogabooga says – reply to this

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GODDAYUM!! THAT IS ONE BIG MELON!!
NOT CUTE says – reply to this

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This is not cute. He has a HUGE head.
Blarghen Bleh says – reply to this

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By the look of his head shape he certainly inherited posh's alien genes… OR is it alcoholic fetus syndrome? (lol)
Alex says – reply to this

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It's horrible and so sad that they would teach a little innocent boy to do such an ugly thing. He of course doesn't even know what it means. So sad.
panda party says – reply to this

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THIS PICTURE IS PHOTOSHOPPED SO BAD ITS RIDICULOUS!

i bet they added that whole freakin finger looks like he was scratchin his face

…..Lame
Meg says – reply to this

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spoiled little shit……………………..
SARAHr says – reply to this

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awwwww he has his mommy's nose! >_
Chucky says – reply to this

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Re: Amyboo –

Who died and made you God?
AMO says – reply to this

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He looks like an alien.
GOODBYE KITTY says – reply to this

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*
* He has 2 OLDER BROTHERS!!
*
Braver says – reply to this

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Yet more proof that money can't buy class!!
Jenna says – reply to this

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Kid looks like a fucking alien. He's going to be a major asshole someday… he already is a little one
lauren says – reply to this

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that kid looks like an alien. seriously! look at how his head is shaped and his eyes!
bee says – reply to this

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so sorry about he has his mom's nose halls.
it's fugly.
mila says – reply to this

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oh please!!!
he's prolly just picking his nose or sumthin
he's 3 years old..toddlers dont kno wat class is
and stop blaming his parents
kisu says – reply to this

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whaaaat? he should not know how to do that. bad parenting alarm! wooo-oo-oo-oo!
cruz beckham says – reply to this

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IM THE UGLIEST KID EVER!
OMG says – reply to this

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This kid is going to be out of control when he is older. He is going to think that because his parents were famous and are rich that he's somehow superior and above the law. Abnoxious. There's a science to reading faces, and this little face says alot. Never even mind the abnox gesture.
red says – reply to this

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Careful, Perez. Nowadays if you use the word monkey some people actually call you a racist.
Amyboo says – reply to this

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Re: Chucky – Oh for goodness sake, that's over now, read my later posts.
jan says – reply to this

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What do you expect…
Pinbacker says – reply to this

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Haha, so anti-climactic when two "good looking" people get a fugly child. I'm laughing here.
Re: #242: says – reply to this

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Re: #242… I'll agree with you that Davey B is "good-looking', but Vicky B??? PLEASE! That woman looks as like she was hit with the ugly stick before as well as after her birth! She looks like a feral rat or at the very least some crazed ape-looking creature from Planet of the Apes… too bad she doesn't "volunteer" for college evolution classes, I'm sure there is alot professors could learn from her ape-piggy-appearance!
Girl says – reply to this

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If he really is doing that, then WOW, talk about great parenting!
…Also, he definitely does look like an alien.
Babs says – reply to this

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Ha! the only vicious brats on this website are the ones that post negative comments below mundane 'news' stories like this. He's a child, he's not sticking fingers up at anyone. None of you know anything about his upbringing so why all the know-all behaviour. Really, there's enough moron on here to fill an idiot's convention. Grow up!
mariosmom says – reply to this

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This isn't….. nor will it ever be….. funny. Don't pull innocent little kids down to your level, Perez.
liz says – reply to this

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hmmm..i thought he really meant what he did! hahaha maybe he was to pissed off to the photogs..really grew up fast,eh? lol
kaf says – reply to this

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looks too much like his mom…too bad
Katherine says – reply to this

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ahahaha! they have taught him well.
Dee says – reply to this

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It doesn't take a rocket scientist to have a kid, but it takes responsible people to be good parents…this says a lot. Just wait till this kid is a teenager (and likely the rest of the brood too if this is any indication). They will surely be part of the the next generation of side-show losers with money that we'll read about in the press.
CRUZ BECHHAM says – reply to this

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Re: che – #63…..HEY IS THAT YOU POSH DEFENDING YOUR KID>>>>>LOL LOL ROFL…IF IT IS, YOUR KID IS UGLY, YO!!!!!!!!!!! AND WHAT'S UP WITH THAT HEAD……MAN THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN HARD TO PUSH OUT, HOWEVER SEEING AS YOU ARE LOSE IT PROBS WOULD HAVE BEEN EASIER…..DAYMN WHAT AN UGLY KID
jenn says – reply to this

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My kids are being hellspawn today. Can I trade one for a Beckham kid? LOL
Shirley Q says – reply to this

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This kid is a product of TRASH and look…he is trash, too. What a shame.
KatherineNashville says – reply to this

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Welll-uh, he can do that NOW, but he'll go to the Boy's Club when he flips one to the judge. Better raise your kiddies right, Posh and Becks. You have no class, and your $$ is not making you happy, as well. Sad.
KatherineNashville says – reply to this

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And another thing . . . he needs a spanking on the rear.
Pamela says – reply to this

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Oh how darling a future spoiled brat, drug addict!!
TIRED OF IT ALL says – reply to this

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That brat is out of control! He needs a good spanking. How old is he again?
lydia says – reply to this

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wow posh spice and david most be so proud of their little boy giving the finger.Who taught him that?Its disgraceful!!
mariahfan81 says – reply to this

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Perez, you're not British so stop using phrases like "Cheeky Monkey"
phoebe says – reply to this

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why ppl keep saying while they are literally not?
kt says – reply to this

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real classy. what a bunch of scumbags.
brit says – reply to this

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they need to blade his tail with lix, and then serve him tea afterwards. cheerio!
Jaime says – reply to this

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HE´S SPANISH
elisha says – reply to this

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what a little asshole…those 2 need to spend less time trying to look hot which by the way isnt working for them and more time raising thier kids properly!!! A kid that age should even know what the finger means! What is the world coming to?
pusssykatt says – reply to this

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Might be time for the kid to give up his binkie. He was photographed last week sucking on it.
caseycass says – reply to this

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jesus i hope he doesn't look like that forever!! yuck!
aeryn says – reply to this

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it's funny, but it's not. i mean damn, he's only 3 years old! he shouldn't even know what the middle finger means! his parents obviously are not strict enough cuz if that doesn't deserve a spanking, i don't know what does!
oyeah says – reply to this

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That's ridiculous. IF that's not photo-shopped *looks pretty fake to me*, it's sooooooooo low class and WRONG to teach a toddler to do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jenbunny says – reply to this

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if i ever saw a kid flash that at me in person, i'd either dropkick his ass over the ocean or duke it out with his criminally irresponsible gene donors!
annamaria says – reply to this

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che amore…è proprio vero…tale padre tale figlio…
Nicole says – reply to this

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Wow, maybe they really are aliens…That kid isn`t very cute,especially coming from Beckham.
Hiz Bitch says – reply to this

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I dont see anything wrong with him giving the finger or not to the paps….those fuckerz follow his family around like zombies constantly flashing lights into his little eyes……he's saying fuck all yall…….now shut up and quit complaining about how rude and obnoxious this is.
lor says – reply to this

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What disgusting parents this child must have to teach him obscenities.
maddie says – reply to this

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hmmm not cute at alll

mama n papa has 2 show diis kid sum mannersz
ben says – reply to this

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stop saying showing a finger is amazing. avril does it all the time, can't be that amazing really.
that kid's so going to rehab when he's older.

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