The Opposite Of Kanye

Avril Lavigne's tour continues to get trashed by the critics.
A critic for the Washington Post says of the singer and her new tour, "Who says Canadians are all sweetness and light? Much of Avril Lavigne's appeal, and there's a ton to go around, comes from how loathsome she is."
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Ughh, sometimes I wish she wasnt canadian
Makes us seem bad
booooooooooooo she sucksssssss asss
woohooo third
i hate avril
loser
I like her
The review really doesn't trash her all that much–
SHE'S DISGUSTING
damn.
WOW…..I AM FIRST THIS TIME…HOLLA!!!!!!!!! AVRIL SUCKZ
I HATE AVRIIIIIIIIIIIIIL , I HER TO BE DEAAAAAAAAD REAL QUIIIIIIICK
I HATE AVRIIIIIIIIIIIIIL , I WANT HER TO BE DEAAAAAAAAD REAL QUIIIIIIICK
Poor girl! It'll end in tears!
WOW can anyone say SUN !~
ABORTION IS ART!
Did you even read the whole review?
It was pretty complimentary.
:rolleyes:
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Um, did you read the review? It certainly isn't a trash piece. Unfortunate because I was hoping to read a trash piece and go smugly about the rest of my day.
lol….this is hilarious!
Damn, check out that coke nose
I was blowing rails with Avril and Pete Wentz last weekend at the Chateau Marmont. Damn, that girl snorts coke like a FAT CUNT PEREZ
oh dude, im pregnant. i should stop snorting coke.
should i?
Actually if you read the actual review beyond the first line it is very positive and describes her as a 'fabulous singer'.
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Her Pig nose is is becoming more apparent as she ages
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She really is not that much of a Canadian, so it does not suprise me that she is not all sweetness and light. Stephanie she only looks bad, the rest of us great canadian are sweetness and light. I love that fact that I am canadian and I live in a country that gives us the right to live free and tells us to love any and everybody for who and what they are!
uh, that was a good review
…don't call the kettle black! Dumbass Mario, the review called Avril Narcissistic. You shouldn't. Avril's tour is NO more narcissistic than your website. One-third of the posts here are about you, your childish and lame feuds and well, you, since there is so much of you.
P.S. Mario, your hatred of Avril. Jessica A and others aren't making people like you more. They're making people HATE you.
Avril, you SUCK. You're a fraud. A hack. I hope you end up in the streets. You're scum.
I can't stand her, but the review was overall positive: "Lavigne suffered accusations early in her career that she was a record label creation and a pre-fab pop star. But she's now a fabulous singer."
She was asking for trouble just by calling it The Best Dam Tour. Being shit probably doesnt help.
SHE IS NOTHING!!! SHE IS BAD SINGER BAD IN CONCERT… NOT ARTIST…
CHANGE YOUR JOB PLEASE!!!
Perez, this was technically a good review of her? hahhaa What are you talking about?
L. O. L.
I never liked her from the begining i never understood what all the hype was about, her songs suck. Now look at her little miss sell out, she used to bash britney and be all like "i dont need back-up dancers, i dont sing fluffly pop music im a rocker chick"………..and NOW she has back-up dancers, wears pink, sings fluffly pop songs………dumbass with no talent. You aint got shit on Britney bitch, you make Canada look bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ps. she sorta reminds me of amywhinehouse in this pic with the eye liner, and ackward face pose & bob she has goin there hahah…..bitting off amy now eh….how un-original.tisk…..tisk!
Hahaha. I knew you coudn't last very long without finding that 1 bad review from a 50 year old grumpy old man that would obviously not like her boy bashing songs and her bubbly stage presence.
Good for you perez, you found that 1.
You truly are pathetic when it comes to Avril. Admit you love her and get over it. Your fans, including me, are sick of hearing the same damn thing about her.
Seriously!?!? Perez Hilton talks utter rubbish!!!! The review is a good one, why try and tell people it isn't?!?
"But she's now a fabulous singer"
The review kind off speaks for itself, how much of a clown is this guy?!?!?
OMG! i am sooo sick of all of this!
her tour was amazing! I've against gained respect for her since her concert!
If i could go back to that night, i would!
so leave avril alone!!!!!
PROUD TO BE CANADIAN!
talk about cherry picking, you ass - clearly you didn't read the article except in web form. the print edition was largely (and surprisingly) positive, only poking once in a while. way to limit homework to the web, wikipedia boy.
Good Lordy she is fug. Why would any one even bother to see her in person? A free ticket would be too much to spend. Her vaccuum cleaner nostrils are getting old.
LOL. what a funny review he wrote !
PEreZ dispenser, that actually was the best review on her I've read so far on her "It's a Damn Shame it's Happening' tour. UTUBE vids of her recent shows really hurt the ears.
Most other reviews really slammed her. This one more tongue in cheek.
But which cheek(s)
Ahhh, that's the question!
I was at the DC show…the dancing sucked but she was AWESOME!!! I have loved her from the begining and thought she kicked a$$!!!!!!!
wow, you are an idiot. that critique said its appealing how loathsome she is. That means that its appealing how she hates people and isn't a perfect little girl. I don't even like avril, but i tink you should probably stop making people think she sucks based on nothing buty the fact that you don't like her.
DOUCHE!
Erm.. that was a good review - wat are are you on about PEREZ??!! she's actually pretty good l there are a couple of videos on youtube.
hey hey you you did you read the review?
Uh, Perez. It's actually a good review.
You dumb ass.
75 minutes worth of fabulously crafted pop-rock songs, enthralled the huge and mostly young female audience.
This review was positive. You can't even read the material you are trying to use for propoganda. Holy fuck are you retarded
Umm, that review actually wasn't that bad…Really, Perez…the whole " bitter about Avril" facade is getting a bit tired…
75 minutes worth of fabulously crafted pop-rock songs, enthralled the huge and mostly young female audience.
This review was positive. You can't even read the material you are trying to use for propaganda. Holy fuck are you retarded
Perez,
Did you even take time to read the review? In your rush to demoralize just about everyone out there that seems for successful than you, you failed to notice that this is a solid review and that it refers to Avril as a "fabulous" singer. If you want to be taken seriously in the future, perhaps you should start actually reading the articles you call into question?
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Um- did YOU read the review Perez? It calls her a "fabulous singer" and pays her plenty of other compliments. Overall no worse than any other newspaper review. Reviewers are rarely 100% positive.
She is so FUGLY!!!!
Hey Avril, have you seen the video of hubby Deryck yet — screwing a couple of pretty(ier) young things while they laugh and throw shit at widescreen TV's playing videos of your trashy singing???
review was good… idiot.
are you STILL making fun of her….her concerts are doing really good and atleast she's out making her money not sitting behind a computer on her ass putting other people down….perez you site totally sucks now. this whole avril thing you got going on is old, seriously im starting to think you had a thing for her boyfriend and you're bitter because they're married now…
Tickets to her Atlanta show are selling for $24.95 and they are giving away tix on the radio to fill seats.! The word is out how bad this show is. Karma's a bitch for this stupid, untalented cunt.
gag me.
Most of us Canadians are super sweet, Avril is just making us look bad.
My god, does she ever look like a crack head in this picture..
I hate her with a deep, burning passion.
She looks like a pig.
oink.
From what I read the article actually praised the performance…. it states '75 minutes worth of fabulously crafted pop-rock songs'.
I don't know where you get that she got trashed by the critic…. he actually seemed to like the performance from what the article says.
Perez…. You have seemed to take his statement out of context to suit your needs. The 'loathesome' statement you put in bold print describes the 'attitude' she puts on when on the stage and in her music.
Do me a favor… Read the articles better so you don't make an A$$ out of yourself again.
Then again… Can you read at all ?
Re: alrmw23 –
And the review wasn't even all that bad and said she was Fab
OK, WHEN PEOPLE REFER TO MARIO, IS THAT PEREZ?
She should audition for a vampire movie
The review says she was narcissistic, but also a fabulous singer. Hardly a bad review of her performance, just some commentary on her self centered nature. I am not a fan but I don't see it as being "trashed"
Im so embarassed this idot came from Canada, shes an untalented DOUCHE!!
That is a good review perez, maybe read the whole thing instead of just taking the first line out of context, i'm not afac of hers or anything, but if you're going to quote reviews on your site, make sure they actually DO trash her instead of commend her more grown-up and strong persona
Er…it's a complimentary article. Furthermore, if a male rock star had "narcissistic" show elements, would one comment on those? Mick Jagger's pomposity is called "swagger" and "sex appeal." Avril uses similar tactics and is reamed in the press.
I'm not a fan of hers, but I do think the vitriol is unfair to her.
I was there + I totally agree with this review, probably like a thousand people left after boys like girls opened anyway.
perez, you are such a loser. I saw Avril on Tuesday in DC and she was AWESOME. You need to get a life and leave the girl alone. Just because she could care less about your fat ass does not mean you need to constantly put her down. Grow up, not wide, stupid.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?? THE ARTICLE SAYS SHE IS A NARCISSIST BUT A FABULOUS SINGER!! ALL CELEBS ARE NARCISSISTS AND A LOT OF THEM HAVE NO TALENT. YOU ARE A CASE IN POINT FATSO!!!!!! I THINK THE REVIEW WAS VERY COMPLIMENTARY AND SAID SHE PUT ON A GREAT SHOW….GET OVER IT!!!!
Didn't they just add dates to her tour? It obviously can't be doing that bad if they're adding to it.
The review was positive fuckin morons! The washington post called her "a great singer" Avril even got compared to gansta rappers which is crazy, where was the negative comments? Alot of you little twits can't even spell properly, and calling her names like "stupid" honey she's making alot more money than you'll ever see.
Re: Reviewer At Large – Actually if you had your facts straight she's gotten positive reviews alot recently boston herald, boston globe, montreal gazzette, ottawa citizen, london ont. free press, you need to stop sucking on hilton's dick, cause your being brainwashed
You little girls need to grow the fuck up! calling someone else names makes you little kids sound like narrow minded clueless morons.
wait i LOVED her concert. it was SO good and basically mohegan sun was FILLED
Perez…geez man…sometimes you're so unreliable!
Have you even read the review? It doesn't condemn her at all. In fact, it's the exact opposite - it praises her for breaking out of her shell and becoming a fabulous singer. The part where it mentions how "loathsome" she is, simply
means that her bad girl image works in her favor.
Dude…I don't like much of Avril myself but sometimes…you just make up stuff. Remember when you said that you Transformers was getting horrible reviews - well it was getting mixed reviews (big difference). Or…I don't know…just don't make up/exaggerate stuff just because you don't like a particular celebrity.
hey mario whos next on your jealous hit list i think you should confront avril face to face,, but you might be to afraid,, because she would kick ypur ass
I saw her last week with boys like girls. The entire concert was AWESOME!!! I don't know why people are so negative, I've been to MANY concerts and hers was by far the BEST!!!
Are you sure this isn't Chris Crocker?
I LOVED HER CONCERT. I LOVED HER CONCERT!!!
SHUT UP witht he Canada is ashamed of her. I live in Kingston Ontario, 15 minutes away from her hometowna nd people are very proud of her. Her concert sold out in 10 minutes here and KROC fits about 6000.
Canada LOVES you Avril, come back home and play at KROC every night, I will be front row just like I was on the BEst Damn Day of my life April 8th 2008, forever in my memory.
Re: DALE –
She also got a great review from Kingston Whig Standard, adn that has to count for something sicne she comes from around here. If she was sucha talentless poser, people that grew up with her woudn't of bought tickets to her show. And as I have mentioned, they sold out in 10 minutes for her Kingston show.
In a interview with ryan seacreast you said you wouldn't want to meet Avril Lavigne in a dark alley, no wonder posting garbage like this, late night talk show host chelsea handler said "you can believe everything perez says" while winking at the camera, to suggest not really, I saw Avril in concert it was fantastic! she's a talented musician and singer, before you judge maybe you should see and hear what your talking about (you might actually like it).
Re: alrmw23 – Sorry I skipped over that one lol. And enough of this negativity shit.
perez i think you really like Avril. your always writing about her if you do not like her why do you talk about her all the time. Avril is an amazing singer she has way for talent they you will ever have in your life.
whateve
i am proud to be canadian but not proud that avril is, she sucks.
Re: DALE –
Oh No sweety, I was just adding to your list of Good Reviews, Not many know about Kingston Ontario. It's much bigger then Napanee and only 15 minutes away, but Avril put Napanee on the map, not Kingston.
Sorry my spelling sucks. I rarely spell check.
i think Avril is still hot in this picture above. Even in a bad angle, she rocks it.
Its apparent that you read only the first three lines of the review.
It was very complimentary* to Avril.
*time to take it off the site now. hahaha
I'm sure someone has already brought this up, but everytime I see this picture I always think of The Grinch and all the Whos down in Whoville.
Uh, Perez, the review is actually pretty positive of her. I think you just focussed on the word "loathsome" and ran with it without reading it carefully.
I saw Avril in concert @ mohegan sun and I thought she did a good job at performing. Also, it looked like the whole arena was filled with fans wanting to see her. Also, BOYS LIKE GIRLS opened for her show and they were truly amazing. All perez fans should visit their myspace and listen to their music, which is really good!!!
In all fairness most of these reviews are wrote by middle aged men and thats not really her target audience…. You really need to stop bashing her, its jst getting old!!!
Avril is HOT! She wrote all of her text and they are soooo good! LEAVE HER ALONE BITCH!
Re: Lilly – Is saw it too at the Bell Center and Boys like Girls were there too! I talked to them after the show! They are SOOOO HOT!
thats not even that bad of a review.
i am not an avril fan, but perez did u actually read the whole review? because if u did the critic did not trash her.
we all know that u r not a fan of avril PEREZ, and neither am i but let me just give u and everyone else out here some facts.her three albums has sold 30 million copies, alot of female singers do not have that kind of sucess and her tour is actually doing quite well.so call her what u want but avril is laughing all the way to the bank.
I saw her tour in Toronto and I was actually pleasantly surprised. The concert was really entertaining and she seemed pretty talented. She has alot of hits so it is great to hear them all. She even played the drums while she sang a song. Not sure why everyone is giving her a hard time.
He was a skater boyu
She had a training bra
he said give me a buck
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[re=1982217]Re: Jane
Stephanie she only looks bad, the rest of us …
…and tells us to love any and everybody for who and what they are!..[/re]
Awesome hypocrisy
Re: Jenny –
because they are jealous.
every concert of hers that I have seen (4 now) have been truly amazing and in my memory forever. I have seen other bands too
In my younger days I seen Spice Girls, BSB, New Kids, Savage Garden, Kiss (ya kiss is out of context in my list) Celine Dion
In my older years I seen Nickleback, No Doubt, Gwen, Hoobastank, Simple Plan, Finger Eleven and more
And Avril was my fav concert all 4 times. Yes Celine has more talent in her voice, but Avril has talent and is very engaging.
And every time I leave, I hear people saying how awesome it was and that what they had heard of her sucking live is rubbish