Mariah Fails in the U.K.

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Despite spending a considerable amount of time there promoting E=MC2 and doing tons of interviews and chat shows, Mariah Carey's new CD has bombed in England.

The new album failed to meet expectations, underperforming and coming in at #3 this week.

Who beat out Mimi?

The Kooks, whose album came in at #1.

Meanwhile, Madonna has the #1 single in the U.K. now. 4 Minutes marks her 13th #1 single in Great Britain.

Congrats to Madge!

We're sure Mimoo will do better in America. We hope!

    Posted: Apr 20, 2008 at 5:00 pm / Email this  »

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    1. Miss Crabtree says – reply to this


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      I read that Mariah has acknowledged that Madonna is the superior performer and has even purchased a custom golden rim chair and sent it to Madonna as an offering of her subservience. Attached to the chair was a note from Mariah offering to become Madonna's personal and exclusive 24 hour on call toilet. There was even a "PS" which stated that "Spray shits were welcome!" No word if Madonna has excepted.

    2. Ryan Secret says – reply to this


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      Re: Miss Crabtree

      Go fuck yourself CUNT.

    3. Lambs Were Slaughtered For Market says – reply to this


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      Let's face facts. Mariah was an invention by the studios to suck as much cash from gullible lambs as fast as humanly possible that don't know (and never will) what real talent sounds like. She abandoned and slaughtered her lambs at City Walk. 9 year old girls waiting in line for 16 hours had to be heavily medicated after they found out Mariah had hung their wool out to dry. It wasn't pretty.

    4. Ryan Secret says – reply to this


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      Perez aka PARIAH should suck you dog's dick and eat his cum.
      Scum bag. What a fucking loser. I bet your mother wishes she didnt have you. ASSHOLE

    5. deniz says – reply to this


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      IT IS OBVIOUS THAT YOU'RE GETTING PAID BY MADONNA, PEREZ.

    6. Ashley says – reply to this


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      LEONA LEONA LEONA LEONA LEONA LEONA LEONA LEONA LEONA LEONA LEONA LEONA LEONA LEONA LEONA LEONA LEONA LEONA LEONA LEONA
      BRILLIANT ALBUM. Why do you not mention her anymore Perez? Please explain

    7. stevo says – reply to this


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      LMAO…look at all the lambs getting their knickers in a twist…she'll be 40 in a couple of years and face the same US radio airplay as Janet, Celine and Madonna….opening UK week of 35,000 sold, for 'apparently' being the biggest selling female artist ever this is a big dissapointment, considering the promo she did in UK…

    8. stevo says – reply to this


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      Perez getting paid by Madonna….LOL….conpiracy theorists or just plain paranoid lambs????? perhaps the pig idol can give you all some of her psychaitric meds?

    9. Jen says – reply to this


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      Re: Matthew

      Yea Mariah cant get no higher cos us Brits have taste in music and think Mariah is rubbish!!! Cant stand her and as for her "singing" well….dont even get me started. LOVIN madonna and justin tho X

    10. ?? says – reply to this


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      How did bomb if it debuted at #3? I'm not exactly a fan of Mariah but i think this a bit harsh. If it failed to reach the top 20 then yeah, i would say it bombed or if it failed to chart at all then yeah it would have bombed but #3 is pretty good for a debut, anyone would think it had charted at #103 judging by this blog!

      And as for Madonna i can't bear to listen to that song because i hate Justin Timberlake so much. Mariah's song is way better anyway!

    11. jayman says – reply to this


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      Okay, im not trying to be mean but do you really have any room to call Mariah, Mimoo? Shes a perfectly healthy, normal size. Sorry everyone can't be super thin. And dont get me started on Madonna because im still trying to figure out where that fake british accent came from…

    12. por says – reply to this


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      jesus, i really can't fuckin stand you, "perez"
      this is the last time i'll ever visit this disgusting hate-filled site.
      debuting at number 3 is a failure?
      well then i guess madonna failed in the U.S. as her single peaked at number 3 while mariah was at number ONE!
      eat shit, you fat fuck.

    13. pork says – reply to this


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      madonna's sugar is stale.

    14. stevo says – reply to this


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      Re: jayman – I will take a wild guess and say that the alteration to her accent is because she lives in the Uk, with a British husband, has British in-laws and British staff…she has lived in UK for coming on a decade…and to me she still sounds american with a british twang

    15. Hash70 says – reply to this


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      Madonna is a crusty old hag. She needs every electronic gizmo in the studio to make her sound remotely in tune. And '4 minutes' has only been a hit because of that poor man's Michael Jackson impersonator Dustbin Timberfake 'duetting' with her.

    16. Michael_26 says – reply to this


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      Perez Hilton is a dumbass. Mariah, next time u have a convo with this fat boy or run into him…..slap him like the little bitch that he is.
      Mariah is 100x better than Madonna…..in every single way possible.

    17. SUCK MY DICKY says – reply to this


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    18. hay says – reply to this


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      england? the uk isn't just england.

      jeez.

    19. LB says – reply to this


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      Sure Mariah has a wonderful voice, but it's kinda hard to enjoy it when she comes off like she want to DRY HUMP the World.

    20. Mart says – reply to this


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      It hasn't bombed at all…it's her highest charting album since Butterfly in 1997 and her biggest selling first week sale since Daydream.

    21. joseph says – reply to this


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      mariah is the best of the best, you're bitche Perez and you know, you must realize Mimi is the best salling of the all time
      Madonna 60year is a old bastard,bitches

    22. Madonna makes Mariah bomb in the UK says – reply to this


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      Perez, If Mariah finds this sh.it on youtube…..yewwwwwwtube, she will hunt you down!
      While I wouldn't say that Mimi bombed in the UK, it does show how much of a local star she is. I mean, the way her fans make her out to be, you'd think she would've came in @ #1 in every country like Madonna does.
      But lets look on the bright side, Mariah still has Hello Kitty!

    23. Maddona still cant sing says – reply to this


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      Madonna is still crap, she only sells in the UK cus shes now pretending to be British when she aint with her crappy fake British accent.

      I live in the UK and over hear people like crappy music like Madonna, The Kooks, Leona etc. People listen to rubbish music in the UK thats why Madonna's song is number 1, not because it deserves to be but because of over promotion, the Kooks were also number 1 because students love them.

      Mariah's new song Bye Bye is amazing and that will be an international hit. The Voice still wins!

    24. KiKi says – reply to this


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      MARIAH IS LOCAL TALENT SHOW… MADONNA IS INTERNATIONAL SUPERSTAR. MARIAH CANCELED HALF OF HER CONCERTS DUE TO POOR TICKETS SALES. MARIAH CAN'T TOUCH MADONNA AS AN ACTRESS (GOLDEN GLOBE FOR MADONNA) PERFORMER (RECORD BREAKING TOUR FOR MADONNA) PLUS WHO IS IN THE HALL OF FAME? MADONNA! NOT MARIAH. SHEESH I WISH SOMEONE WOULD SILENCE THESE LAMBS!! OR IS IT GOATS, CHICKENS AND PIGS??? FARM ANIMALS.

    25. Jenuine says – reply to this


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      Although I do enjoy many-a-Madonna tune, does anyone other than myself think she's just a little overrated and long in the tooth?

      Sorry, just speaking my mind.

    26. Merry says – reply to this


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      Mariah's doing fine. Relax.

    27. Dribble says – reply to this


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      1. The kooks are AWSOME.
      2. Mariah scarey is just too strange.
      3. Mag, stop thrusting your vag in our young and impressionable faces.

      Why did the Kooks beat Mariah and Madonna to the top spot? Because the others are old and passed their best. end of.

    28. stevo says – reply to this


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      Re: Dribble – The Kooks did not beat Madonna dumbass, her album is released next Monday in the UK :-)

    29. Facts! says – reply to this


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      Mariah´s album at number 3 is an amazing chart position, even when she had lot of promo. Kylie did the same amount of promoting in us and could not make it into the 150. You obviously hate Mariah and love Madonna. So now you mention Uk charts because madonna does better than Mariah there??? Uk market is pretty small Perez. Madonna´s Confessions sold 1.7 in the states and Mariah´s Emancipation 5.8 millions. Mariah was number 1 last week with Touch my body, Madonna could only manage to 3 and probably thanks to Justin. When did Madonna last got herself a Number one in the US? ( do not start mentioning number 1 at i-tunes, dance chart, etc, cause that does not count!… Madonna just gets the cheap number 1s!)

    30. Doesn't Matter cos' says – reply to this


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      Madonna is ash and Mariah is lotion.

    31. blah blah says – reply to this


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      lol, to everyone claiming to be from Europe or Australia, please stop posing, everyone knows you're all really American Vadge fans who are mad she is not popular in the US. So please stop saying "I'm from Europe and she's doing soo well and she's not" Everyone knows you're bullshitting.

    32. Perezhiltonsucks Richard says – reply to this


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      I keep asking myself, why do I come to this site? Originally you were funny, albeit a little vindictive. Then you became cruel and arrogant. Now you're just a retard. But oh well. Just like all things that go up must come down.

      Tick tock tick tock

    33. B Girlz says – reply to this


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      SILENCE THE LAMBS!!
      MADONNA IS IN THE HALL OF FAME BITCHES!!
      MARIAH IS IN THE DOG HOUSE CAUZE SHE'S A BITCH!
      MADONNA'S TOPS THE CHARTS IN THE US LIKE IT HAS AROUND THE WORLD!
      MARIAH LAMBS CAN SUCK-IT, LICK-IT AND SMELL-IT!!
      MARIAH IS GONNA HAVE ANOTHER GLITTER MOMENT WITH HER NEW MOVIE… I FEEL ANOTHER STRIP SHOW ON TRL COMING ON!
      KEEP CHASING THOSE BUTTERFLY'S MARIAH! YOU CRAZY WHORE!!

    34. lightbulb says – reply to this


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      love the kooks, glad they beat out mimoo

    35. tessa says – reply to this


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      I LOVE MARIAH CAREY!!!!!!!!!

    36. stevo says – reply to this


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      Re: Facts! – 4 minutes has sold more in the US than TMB…fact…4 minutes airplay has only had 50 million AI hats why it peaked at 3, TMB airplay is way over 100 million….fact…Confessions opened with over 200,000 in the UK…E=MC2 opened with 35,000….the US market is shrinking…fact…europes market is increasing

    37. gusse says – reply to this


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      Who cares about the US charts? The whole chart is dominated by rappers and gangsters. Who wants to enter that shit? Let Cowriah get 25 more forgettable number ones while the Madge dominates the rest of the world. You win Madge!

    38. TrickSlut says – reply to this


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      Mariah Carey is an International Superstar and will debut this week in US w/ over half a million in first week sales..RECORD BREAKING !!! She is the BIGGEST SELLING FEMALE ARTIST WORLDWIDE OF ALL TIMES !! She is a perennial HIT MAKER and has ALWAYS OUTSOLD MADONKEY !!! OLDONNA on the other hand is a complete HAS BEEN who has NEVER been as sucessful as MC//Mimi has actual talent and sing & write//Vadgeonna has to rely on scandals and still cant sell as she sucks ass !! I have listened to her LEAKED album Hard Candy and it is PURE CRAP and it well sell NO WHERE NEAR Mariah Carey's E=MC2 in the US, the UK or anywhere else around the world…Mimi's album is the BEST ALBUM OF THE YEAR…Madges is the WORST !!!

    39. &hearts says – reply to this


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      Re: Kat – its not minority artists its just hip-hop/rnb isnt the dominant music in the uk line it is in america, its mostly bands with minority artists doing nu rave, soul/funk or indie who get recognised in the uk (plain white t's, bloc party, david jordan)

    40. united says – reply to this


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      While it is by no means a failure for a CD to come at #3 i think it is also extremely stupid for some Americans to say things like "who cares about the UK or the world, the States is what matters the most"! I mean what an EGO! To disregard the entire world as "nobodies" and say the US is the only important music market in the world. I am talking about the moron who made comment #100 i think and calls himself LAMB (suitable name). Madonna, either you like her or not, is the #1 artist in the entire world, her new single is #1 in the entire world and all of her albums reach extremely high chart positions and many #1 around the world while Mariah only manages to do so in a 2-3 markets if she is lucky. I am really sorry, i don't like comparing the 2 cause they are very different artists but to keep bashing someone as important as Madonna just cause you Americans cannot listen to anything except R&B is foolish!

    41. sally says – reply to this


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      the kooks rock!
      madonna sucks

    42. Go Obama B!tches!!!! says – reply to this


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      Who gives a fuck what goes on the th UK? They can all go kiss their queen's ass and pay their tax money to keep her tea drinking raggedy ass in Buckingham. Watch when Obama wins 08' America will once again reclaim its superiority. As far as music goes America has the biggest market so it's all about who sells more in America, that is why foreign artists try to make it big here. Europe does not know good music. That is why they listen to Madonna. OBAMA 08'

    43. Agent M says – reply to this


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      How the hell is number 3 the a failure!? In England thats a really good position considering the charts are dominated by indie bands over here. Im sure Mariah is really happy with her highest album chart position since Butterfly, and she doesn't need a loser like you to tell her whats good and whats not.

    44. MariahOwnsMadonna says – reply to this


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      " UK
      Debuting at number 3 on sales of 34,769, E=MC² is Mariah Carey's highest charting album since 1997, when Butterfly fluttered to number two on first week sales of 28,758 "

    45. Agent M says – reply to this


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      This is the last time ill be visiting this site, btw. You're a sad fag!

    46. Hash70 says – reply to this


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      I am amazed that people still think Madonna is good. She is overrated, over produced and over the hill. She hasn't said anything interesting or funny for years. She has never been able to sing and gets by on the freakiness of her malnourished, over-exercised body. She speaks in a fake London accent, looks like a drag queen and pretends to be an intellectual.

      AND NOBODY CARES ANYMORE in the UK except the audience at G.A.Y.

    47. weaver says – reply to this


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      Umm…since when is #3 bad?? Is that a flop? She has never been as popular in the UK.

    48. unkown says – reply to this


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      Mariah is a fake woman who needs to find a job somewhere else. I hate her voice. She is nothing compared to Madonna! Mariah is only recognized for getting perfect plastic surgeries. But she is FAKE!

    49. anonymous says – reply to this


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      ohmigod i love the kooks! im really happy theyre album did well..too bad for mariah though…

    50. Kook lover says – reply to this


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      Mariah's a skreb.

    51. Dave says – reply to this


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      How is coming in at number 3 failing? I'm waiting to see who sells the most albums over all (in the U.S) when this is over. Then you can hate all you want… or you can feel BURNT.

    52. Troy says – reply to this


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      I don't get you sometimes Perez…how is being #3 in all of England BOMBING?? She was still in the Top Ten! Stop hating!

    53. Nelson says – reply to this


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      Fuck you fat hater! Mariah is # 1 Always!!!

    54. MCCAIN WILL WIN BITCHES says – reply to this


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      Whatever Obama sucks ass so does Madonna Go MCCAIN!!

    55. Nelson says – reply to this


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      Is Madonna's shitty 4 mins song #1 in America?? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
      So fuck you for even comparing the Two Divas!!!
      Mariah is # 1
      Hey #3 in the UK is nothing to bitch about you fucking nasty Drama queen!!!

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    57. Dee says – reply to this


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      Perez you MUST be crazy! This album charted higher than the Emancipation did back in '05! Get over your little Madonna obsession already! We're over it!

    58. rcc says – reply to this


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      #3 a disappoinment?
      i think she did good
      cuz her market is in the US and like japan
      but it shows that she has lots of fans in uk lol

    59. Newton says – reply to this


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      #3 and over 30K sold in the UK is hardly a failure. get a life Perez….

    60. rcc says – reply to this


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      wow madonna has only 13 #1's in UK
      and thats like her home country lol
      and shes been around since like the 80s lol sad
      mariah since the 90s got 18 #1s, in her own country lol

    61. Mr.Maker says – reply to this


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      The Kooks own Mariah Carey big time.

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