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Heading Straight To DVD

Filed under: Rumer Wilis > Film Flickers > Z List

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Having a famous mommy and daddy and step-daddy is the best thing ever!

Rumer Willis has been cast in 'indie ensemble comedy' Wild Cherry.

In other words, this movie will never be released in theaters!

The film will also feature fellow Z-listers Rob Schneider and Kristin Cavallari, who is best known as having acted in the Laguna Beach reality show, you know, YEARS ago.

The plot: Schneider will play the father of a high school senior who's decided to lose her virginity to her boyfriend, the football team's kicker. But when she finds out the boyfriend's only interested in her for the sake of the team's "bang book," she and her best friends plan their revenge inspired by the Greek play Lysistrata.

Rumer must be playing one of the best friends!

[Image via Chris at National Photo Group.]



88 comments to “Heading Straight To DVD” (RSS feed

  1. Lilyy says – reply to this
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    Top ten? x

  2. emily says – reply to this
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    shes not talented enough to be anything but the best friend…

  3. Lilyy says – reply to this
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    Yeaahh I was first!

  4. ashley says – reply to this
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    first!

  5. zoeze says – reply to this
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    FIRTS

  6. jamidare says – reply to this
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    first- bitches

  7. genius says – reply to this
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    Ooh, ooh!! I will run out and see that one!!

    I think she was born a boy, but her parents really wanted a girl and had her changed at birth. True story

  8. liz says – reply to this
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    haha. =P

  9. amandemonium says – reply to this
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    haha oh lifetime of being the sidekick.

  10. ju says – reply to this
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    first

  11. smokey says – reply to this
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    Sounds like total shit!!!!!!! I hope nobody got paid for it

  12. Jason says – reply to this
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    In theatres or to DVD? What are you talking about?

  13. jo says – reply to this
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    Oh come on!

  14. Ew says – reply to this
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    POTATO HEAD!

  15. dee says – reply to this
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    potato head

  16. Taraji says – reply to this
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    Perz You really need to stop it with all the Rumer Willis Hating, she has done nothing to deserve all this Hate.

  17. dildo says – reply to this
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    This dopey girl is determined to be famous. Must be hard to grow up in the shadow of celebrity parents. Of all the hollywood spawn, why does it gotta be her?

  18. hismattjesty says – reply to this
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    WOW! Definately straight to DVD material! I think I'd rather sleep than watch this movie from the description……………….and I LOVE Rumer Willis!

  19. G.O.D. says – reply to this
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    looks like she just got railed out by some toothless meth addict… and really liked it
    Guess self esteems a bitch.
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  20. NV says – reply to this
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    Hell that sux id rather be a regular(non famous) person thn a horrible Z LISTER! UGHHHHH

  21. stephanie says – reply to this
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    she suckss

  22. jackie says – reply to this
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    "Rumer must be playing one of the best friends!"

    Hahaha. Nice veiled insult.

  23. Bella says – reply to this
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    Perez why do you have to be such a prick about her? Hell you toot your own horn about how great you are..and I have seen photos of her she is alot better looking than you profess considering you get the shitty shots for your self satisfication..ego maniac..LOL

  24. NV says – reply to this
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    Must suk lol id rather be a (normal no famous) person then a Z LISTER! UGHHHH

  25. Chloe says – reply to this
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    Meh, I think this could be good, Lysistrata is a great piece of work

  26. nipple tuck says – reply to this
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    kristin will be le virg!!!

  27. auntie val says – reply to this
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    for phuk sake already. potato head needs to sprout a different career.

  28. Rumer FAN 4 EVAH says – reply to this
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    SHET!!!! I MUST HAVE THIS!! TOTALLY!!!!!!!!!
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    RUMER POWER!!!
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  29. lila1984 says – reply to this
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    omg!!!!!!!!!! do you guys in USA know what A.C.T.I.N.G means??????
    I’m french and here we don’t make **** act in movies !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. ck says – reply to this
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    The plot is no worse than that of a thousand other teen flicks.

    The cast, on the other hand…

  31. Deb says – reply to this
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    SHE IS SO UGLY! SHE WOULD BE NO ONE WITHOUT HER MOMMY AND DADDY!

  32. NIKKI says – reply to this
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    THIS JUST GOES TO SHOW THAT TWO NICE LOOKING PEOPLE DON'T ALWAYS MAKE GOOD LOOKING CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!

  33. raheel says – reply to this
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    .. rob schneider- z list?

  34. kat von kat says – reply to this
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    Is it en vogue to look like trailer trash nowadays or something? And what the heck is up with her ankle jutting out like that? Could you imagine a real model taking a picture with her feet like that? Not! It looks creepy! She's already creepy enough as it is. And what's up with her dirty knees?
    This picture just grosses me out.

  35. iamhere says – reply to this
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    Damn, she's fine!

  36. Jon says – reply to this
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    I dont reaaly care for Rumer Willis… not very attractive and thats hard to be when you have such hot parents

  37. mjcp says – reply to this
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    Might she be playing the role of the quarterback?

  38. Brutal says – reply to this
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    You KNOW Cavallari is gonna be the lead. Like anyone's gonna believe that potato-head could get laid…

  39. mimi in mo says – reply to this
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    I actually think the premise of the movie sounds pretty good.
    And she probable did get the movie because of who hers parents are, but really that's nothing new in the movie biz or in anything else.

  40. gk says – reply to this
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    The movie will film in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.

    Heard the Rumer about sex comedy?
    Winnipeg Free Press - April 16

    That is to say Rumer Willis, the daughter of Hollywood stars Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, has a starring role in Wild Cherry, a teen sex comedy that will begin shooting in Winnipeg next month.

    The film will also star Kristen Cavallari, a one-time reality TV star (Laguna Beach) who made the leap to drama, and Tania Raymonde of the TV series Lost and Malcolm in the Middle.

    According to the website of local production company Farpoint Films, the movie is about three high school girls who "make a pact not to lose their virginity before graduation.

    "They find themselves the target of a virgin hit list known throughout their high school as the Bang Book."

    The teen comedy was written by local screenwriter Chris Charney, and will be directed by Dana Lustig, an Israel-born filmmaker. It will be produced by Gavin Wilding of Rampage Entertainment and Kyle Bornais of Farpoint Films.

    According to Bornais, principal photography should begin on May 7.

  41. Amanda says – reply to this
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    Wow, they really did their best to come up with such a great story. Sarcasm…

  42. laura says – reply to this
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    sounds a lot like john tucker must die.

  43. MONIQUECATALINA says – reply to this
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    WOOOOOOW. SHE'S A LOSER. YIKES.

  44. Marcia Brady says – reply to this
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    Could anyone be more of a bucket head and ugly? My god give that dog a bone!

  45. Lucy Bowels says – reply to this
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    Perez, I love you…but please stop posting "stories" on this fugly cunt. She has zero talent and is desperate for attention. Well that pretty much sums up 90% of Hollywood though. Never mind…continue to post!

  46. booshdag says – reply to this
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    Potato head's character will be a virgin, but not by choice. Who would actually fuck her ugly ass?

  47. charlene says – reply to this
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    didnt they already make a movie about this? wasnt it called Carrie 2 the Rage?

  48. Avril is a twat says – reply to this
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    God I hate this ugly bitch.

  49. mzklein says – reply to this
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    im sorry but Rumer is a nobody and quite frankly a joke
    her z-list status (well put perez!) wouldnt bug me so much if it werent for
    her telling EVERYONE who will listen that she feels like shes "really famous now"
    …seriously, she said that…..are you as repulsed as i am? thought so.

  50. hOT says – reply to this
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    I think ive seen this movie before,
    a couple years back
    oh JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE!!

    Lame, she cant even get an original script.

  51. Lory says – reply to this
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    Rob Schneider is awesome…what are you talking about z-lister

  52. Mandy says – reply to this
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    god perez you are the SHIT!! " she must be playing one of the best friends" that made me laugh out loud oyou made my day

  53. Ken Paves says – reply to this
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    STOP THE MADNESS! really, we beg and plead but you still act like this is someone worthy of your blog. STOP- there is nothing special. NOTHING. even her DNA went wrong! GO TO SCHOOL RUMER.

  54. JohnnyLawEsq. says – reply to this
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    AmI the only one who thinks that this little girl is getting sexier by the moment???

  55. Rreedy says – reply to this
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    This poor kid is too homely to have much of a career. Good thing Mom and Dad can bank roll her fantasy of being an actress.

  56. ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this
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    as if americans know greek mythology and what Lysistrata is.the truth is,even some people here in Greece ,don't know much about lysistrata.lysistrati was,in this ancient comedy, a woman who urged other women from athens and sparta to "abstain" from sex in orded to make their husbands stop the war between these 2 cities.THAT BEING SAID:1)DO U THINK THIS SLUT IS THE BEST CHOICE FOR THIS ROLE and 2)HOW LONG DO U THINK THIS SLUT CAN "ABSTAIN"FROM SEX?

  57. xolovexo says – reply to this
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    wtf is she doing

  58. ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this
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    and ,Perez, Rob Schneider is not in the Z -list.i kinda like this guy.he is funny and he has some talent unlike Potato head

  59. bre says – reply to this
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    She should play the kicker.

  60. coco says – reply to this
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    jEALOUS MUCH??

  61. kaloopy says – reply to this
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    http://apps.facebook.com/kaloopysays/?do=v&i=229

  62. I knowz it says – reply to this
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    Nope. She is playing an offensive lineman — as opposed to playing the offensive offspring she is in real life.

  63. Canadian Girl! says – reply to this
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    They are filming this in Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada!! WOot Woot!!

  64. gwen says – reply to this
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    rumer baby take some fashion advice, wear a bucket over your head. can only help. burka is good too.

  65. Tiffy says – reply to this
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    dear god.

    my college theater teacher had us read lysistrata. its a greek play about women withholding sex until all war ends. some touchay stuff at the time it was written!

    anyways why do movies lately have to fuck shit up? come up with something original and not so horribly lame.

    and maybe rumer was cursed with a jay leno chin but she still looks pretty sometimes p-nastay (especially when next to her momma)!

    love ya forever!

  66. Nicki says – reply to this
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    AH. This girl just makes me cringe. She has to be the worst product to ever be made by humans.

  67. ashton k says – reply to this
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    I rather f**k bruce than rumer…just cause demi getting kinda loose too!

  68. ashton says – reply to this
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    Re: Taraji – yeah she did….she asked demi to pimp her

  69. vicki says – reply to this
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    she's ugly but rich, end of story……

  70. Mairzie says – reply to this
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    Why do some women think it's sexy to pose bowl legged?

  71. roberta says – reply to this
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    yay peg city! perez, you should come to winnipeg! ha ha ha

  72. cass says – reply to this
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    ROBS NOT A Z-LISTER!
    HE'S AWESOME!!!
    ATLEAST GIVE HIM A C+!!!!

  73. kathleen says – reply to this
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    rumer is probably playing the boyfriendh aha

  74. Jennifer says – reply to this
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    Rob Schneider is not a Z lister. He is way above that. He needs a paycheck just like the rest of us.

  75. Cherie says – reply to this
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    That plot sounds nothing like Lysistrata. Lysistrata was about women threatening to withhold sex from their husbands until they decided to obstain from war.

  76. glenduh says – reply to this
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    Shame on you for putting shame to a beautiful Airstream, Rumor. The Airstream trailer is much more beautiful and calssy.

  77. Potato head says – reply to this
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    Okay. Don't like the girl but the movie sounds kinda good…like crappy-good. I don't like Kristin nor Rumer. They do not deserve to be where they are. There are so many more talented ppl who can't even make it.

  78. tina says – reply to this
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    Wow! sounds like a winner, we can see close-ups of rumer's petite face! What a sexxxxy pose she's doing! Seriously if her parents weren't celebrites she would never be in movies or photographed except for a medical oddities book!!!

  79. sara says – reply to this
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    They all SUCK!!! Especially Kristin chick!!

  80. inkie says – reply to this
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    Amazing how cruel you people can be when what you say is anonymous. I think Rumer looks gorgeous. How can you hate someone you don't even know? Also, do you think it's fair to make fun of physical features a person has no control over? Oh yes, I forgot, you all have no control over your lack of brains…or HEART!!!

  81. sssssh says – reply to this
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    Poor thing…..so fugly…..money for plastic surgery pleeeeeez!

  82. spyrokete says – reply to this
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    Re: Avril is a twat – and you are a spyrokete lookit up a hole

  83. Erin says – reply to this
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    Rob Schneider is so not a Zlister, that man is hilarious!!!!

  84. claire says – reply to this
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    perez, baby,,you used to lead with barred teeth, you let this stand he and just play nice to this potato head? give her hell perez!!!!!!!!!!!!

  85. Elizabeth says – reply to this
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    FUCK SHE'S NASTY LOOKING SHE HAS HER DADS HEAD SHAPE AND HER MOMS SMALL FEATURES. "THE UGLIEST CELEBRITIES KIDS IN HOLLYWOOD ARE THE MOORE WILLIS DAUGHTERS"

  86. kiwi says – reply to this
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    uggo!! its a shame though that their making what probably is gonna be a suck ass movie of such a great play, cause it really is:)

  87. Brittany Demato says – reply to this
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    i think its nazzey

  88. masquerade says – reply to this
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    Gotta say, she's not too bad looking from far away.