Rehab Didn't Work
Filed under: Anglophilia > Wacky, Tacky & True
Forgetting Sarah Marshall underperformed at the U.S. box office this past weekend, but the film's star is making headlines…and not the good kind.
Staff at London celeb hangout Embassy want British funnyman Russell Brand banned from the establishment.
According to reports, Brand was a very naughty boy on Saturday. The Wino-haired actor was caught trying to have "sexual relations" in the club's bathroom with 3 different women (on two separate occasions) by workers that evening.
First, a cleaning woman found him in the staff restroom with two half-naked women.
Brand was given a warning but then when he thought the coast was clear he, "led another blonde to the toilets."
An insider at the London club said, "There is going to be a staff meeting today (Monday) to discuss what happened and to get Russell banned."
Brand was sent to rehab for 'sexual addiction'. Guess the treatment's not working!
Or, maybe it's another case of 'stars do the damndest things when there's a new movie to promote'.
[Image via WENN.]
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Looks like he has a rats nest on the top of his head.
So i saw Forgetting Sarah Marshell this weekend.
& who would have guessed that guy is a sex addict?
There's sex in every other scene!!
You dont go 3 minutes without some sort of sex or nude body part.
He was supposed to have taken a vow of celebacy….guess he thinks he's hot shit now and can do what he wants…
I LOVE HIM .
HE CAN DO WRONG.
LOVING SEX IS NOT A CRIME.
GO RUSSELL.
Naughty boy. I miss Russell Brand on Big Brother's Big Mouth.
7th?!?!?
This man is one of the biggest losers
gross
omg
third
Oooh! Who's a naughty boy then?
I LOVE RUSSELL BRAND! how hilar! that hair is totally ferosh! loves it, how mayjah! I'd loves it cunt it like it fuck it suck it
Is that a dead NYC rat on his head?
GO ON RUSSELL!!
he's been the sun's shagger of the year twice i think since he left rehab for that, so its hardly a secret!
this guy is famous? seriously?
I FUCKING love Russel brands
ize english you see hehe
PREZ talk about him more
Re: Reddesires – IF BY LOSER YOU MEAN GENIUS THEN YEAH.
RUSSELL BRAND IS THE UK'S HOTTEST EXPORT , HE IS FUNNY, WITTY AND UNBELIEVEABLY ARTICULATE.
YOU ON THE OTHER HAND ARE A CUNT.
GOOD DAY.
Another wanker where his dad should have pulled out early.
looks like salma hayak
I ADORE Russell! Lovin' the ladies is part of his image, so this story doesn't surprise me at all.
perez….please try and do your background work on the people u tend to write about. You know nothing about english people and for some reason hear something like 'he was in a sex treatment clinic' this pleasure we all have is natural and so is his! he just likes women. Oh and he would never try to promote something like all the americans do! because he simply doesnt have to, his russell brand!
I LOVE RUSELL BRAND
THANK YOU PEREZ
I LOVE RUSELL BRAND
THANK YOU PEREZ
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THANK YOU PEREZ
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THANK YOU PEREZ
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THANK YOU PEREZ
HELL YEAH!!!!! WORK IT OUT BOY!!!!! YOU DA MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
is this
the guy who was riming that brit on a sex tape? His head looks like a hairy arse!
Re: West End Girl – Re: West End Girl – BITCH! seriously thats bad taste, he is a legend! with more right than you
Re: UKer – Dumbass, "loving sex" doesn't happen in the bathrooms of bars with bimbos you don't know. I don't get how any self-respecting woman can be with a disease-laden sleazebag like this.
How gross. You would have to have a gun put to my head for me to even consider having sex with him. Plus he was probably only trying to get a blow job from those poor sluts. Never mind their needs.
i *love* this man.
Oh Russell, let the boy have some fun. ilu Russ.
ROCK ON RUSSELL - IS THERE ROOM IN THAT TOILET FOR ANOTHER SMALL BLONDE!!!
YOU ARE A SEX GOD AND WE LOVE YOU ALL THE MORE FOR BEING SO NAUGHTY…….
Saw the movie and loved it. This guy was excellent in it.
Re: xuszerep –
ME TOO….. I MISS HIS BALL BAGS AND HIS DINKLE……..HAHA
Ok, hot face but nasty hair. Hope he has some talent…I've never heard of him.
sarah marshall underperformed because it was over-marketed…i refused to see it because every commercial break for the past 3 weeks there was a preview for it. enough. seriously. i'm glad it was finally released so I don't have to hear about it anymore.
I love old Russ, he's bad ass.
This story is nonsense. My friend works at Embassy and the story is made up. Russell wasn't even there on Saturday night.
It didn't under perform you ass, it was second with a 16 mill opening. You bend the "truth" all the time Perez. I know you are a "blogger" and creditability shouldn't be a big priority. But with your popularity you should start being more careful…
Where did the Miley pictures go?
Re: UKer – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I still love him anyway
russell brand is pretty famous here in britain; hes a comidien and has a radio show etc. Alot of people just know him because hes in the tacky papers quite often for getting into antics like this with 'famous' people or just members of the public. He went to rehab agessss ago though, although that was for heroin treatment as well as the sex. *sigh*
I do not care who he is not but how about de programing from his has hair dresser or publisist that said his hair looked good FIGHT THE REAL ENEMY
haha, glad to see russell finally on perez hilton and up to his usual antics! gotta love him!!!!
RUSSELL HAS MILLIONS OF HARDCORE FANS IN THE UK, PPL ADORE HIM.
JUST DO A SEARCH ON YOUTUBE AND SEE WHAT YOU CAN FIND.
HE IS FUCKING HILARIOUS.
PS: COME ON RUSS FANS DEFFEND YOUR BOY.
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Or, maybe it's another case of 'stars do the damndest things when there's a new movie to promote'.
naahhh wrong perez!
russell has sexuel relations with woman all the time so theres nothing new!
mongoloid!
xo
Russel is huge in England if this is true it wouldn't surprise me its just what he normally does, he's not harming anyone is?
He's a very talented person perez and you should get him on your side!
its funny and perhaps a bit pathetic to see a guy base his persona on the fictional character of Captain Jack Sparrow.
Guess what Mario.
Russell Brand couldn't care less what you think. Amy Winehouse etc might try and keep you sweet, but Russell could verbally destroy you.
FACT.
Aww met Russell a few days ago, he is a gentleman. He hasn't done this to promote his film though, he is just a sex maniac… tis not a crime…
He looks like a dirty pervy skeezer. Who needs a thorough grooming.
Re: sarah – YES HE IS.
I'D LET HIM STICK IT IN BALLBAGS AND ALL.
YUMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
OL RUSS WILL LOVE THAT HE'S FINALLY MADE IT ON PEREZHILTON.COM.
He was so so so so funny in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. I loved him so much I'd almost let him take me into a bathrooom for a quick shag…almost
London is a shaggers dream. I just returned from 3 weeks there. All I had to do was show up at clubs and 3 or 4 tarts would basically rape me. The club party girls over there are sex crazy. It's like they are all nymphos. I'm moving over there as soon as possible.
…normal day in Brandland.
love 'im.
so what, really, like no one else has ever had sex in a club bathroom
I love Russell!
LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOOOOOVE RUSSELL BRAND!!
he truely is a sex god…
The Girls must be blind to want something with that discusting guy , i look to him and wanna puke how gross is he? the girls who bedded him must be desperate for sure , please imagine yourself open your legs to someone like him ? i would cross mine twice or better even would not aloud to be around that scum
Re: SuperMarioDaddy –
hear hear!
odd to see the 'hottest blogger' recycling stories from british paps.
Re: Priscila – whereas i bet your drop dead gorgeou with 5 girls hanging of your arm arent u?
I was JUST wondering if Perez was going to write anything about Russell. I LOVE HIM! Who cares if he likes to fuck. Who doesn't??
Get that man a Flowbee! He can't possibly have a mirror in his house! Can't he afford a comb?
Re: Priscila –
you know what they say about if you haven't got anything nice to say…
you're mother must be so proud.
you know nothing about russell.
why don't club owners do the same for other former addicts? surely a club employee has walked in on 'rehabbed' celebs in the bathroom snorting rails of coke, not to mention dancing on tables with water bottles full of vodka/red bull….
Russell Brand is a legend! When you get past all of the past drug use and his love for sex (who doesn't love sex?!) you will find a highly intelligent, articulate and caring man who happens to be bloody funny! The USA needs to see more witty comedians!!
who gives a shit, hes fucking hilarious
P.S. Russells song that he sings in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, 'Insde of You' is available to download NOW from iTunes! Get him to Number 1 Russell fans!
Re: DeeDee –
I AGREE
I've met Russell and he's one of the most charming and gentlemanly people i've ever met.
SO GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT SO CALLED 'QUEEN OF MEDIA'
how did the film underperform?
it came in a #2 making an impressive $17,348,000
fuck off about russell brand, he's amazing.
Why would anyone want ot have sex with him? He's ugly and looks like he could use a shower.
Hooray for RUSSELL!!! Finally Perez you take notice of someone with talent. Rusell is amazing and so what if he wants to have sex with women in public toilets. Is there room for more plenty of women would LOVE to join in with him!!!