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1. #1 - spud says – reply to this
   
   

   firstt

2. #2 - C.Queen says – reply to this
   
   

   whores

3. #3 - mwahahahaha says – reply to this
   
   

   FFirst!

4. #4 - jeli says – reply to this
   
   

   first!!!

5. #5 - cdonahueshits says – reply to this
   
   

   OUUUUUSTTTTTTTTT

6. #6 - perezlover says – reply to this
   
   

   first

7. #7 - reherq says – reply to this
   
   

   trj

8. #8 - gfhdgfh says – reply to this
   
   

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9. #9 - ceara says – reply to this
   
   

   who cares!?!

10. #10 - yasmin says – reply to this
    
    

    FIRST!

11. #11 - Erin says – reply to this
    
    

    (:

12. #12 - Jake says – reply to this
    
    

    How long before she's in rehab too?

13. #13 - douchenozzle says – reply to this
    
    

    Sooooo Long Island !!!!

14. #14 - Am says – reply to this
    
    

    Is this family genitically predisposed to aging rapidly for the first 40 years? Dina is starting to look younger than both her girls.

15. #15 - Sarah says – reply to this
    
    

    they all suck

16. #16 - fobroxs!! says – reply to this
    
    

    i hate ali lohan!!! she looks like 30 and shes 14 or something!!

17. #17 - LaLa says – reply to this
    
    

    wouldnt be so bad if the entire family wasnt so FUGG.

18. #18 - Babsy Vanderwinkles says – reply to this
    
    

    Will she be playing the role of a really old lady's ghost who haunts the trailer park where she died of a meth overdose?

19. #19 - Larry The Fairy says – reply to this
    
    

    yuck i hate her

20. #20 - yummy says – reply to this
    
    

    she looks too old

21. #21 - Autumn says – reply to this
    
    

    Step aside Linsay ther is a new fuck up in town!

22. #22 - 4 says – reply to this
    
    

    hahaha

23. #23 - Autumn says – reply to this
    
    

    First maybe? Step aside Linsay ther's a new screw up in town.

24. #24 - amanda says – reply to this
    
    

    ohh man she shouldnt be famous what an UGO

25. #25 - yoy says – reply to this
    
    

    She is such a stage mum.

26. #26 - Eric says – reply to this
    
    

    The film, which we're sure WILL go straight to DVD, not we'll.

27. #27 - selena says – reply to this
    
    

    whoa she is one hideous lil girl, doesnt even look like her age, she actually looks older then her mom. Im sad that her sister has dat effect on her, she is famous cuz he sis is an asss-crack , so sad , but we all know that one day her sis, lindsay, will one day get to an accident and she wont be famous

28. #28 - jordy says – reply to this
    
    

    you basically copied this almost word for word from people. you are a copy-cat wannabe loser. write your own fucking shit you loser.

29. #29 - WhoreInDenver says – reply to this
    
    

    Beat it Lohan's!! i'm the only whore around here!

30. #30 - Sick Sick Sick says – reply to this
    
    

    This family is such trash!! That mother Dina… ugh… she is whoring her kids out.. it's sick.. SHAME ON YOU .. YOU ARE A POOR EXCUSE OF A MOTHER!! Look at Lindsey her life is in the shitter.. now you are doing the same to your other daughter… this family is disugusting!!

31. #31 - JaJohn says – reply to this
    
    

    All of you people are just some JEALOUS bitches who have nothing to do other than WISH you had the life of a celebrity ;]

32. #32 - me says – reply to this
    
    

    oh no not another one!!!!!!!!!!!! #19 is funny….haha bitches!

33. #33 - not another lohan says – reply to this
    
    

    OH GOOD GOD SAY IT ISNT SO!!!!!!!!!!!!

34. #34 - LookAtYou says – reply to this
    
    

    14? Dina Lohan has this chick made up like she's 30 and obviously not talent.

35. #35 - stephhoreportz says – reply to this
    
    

    EMMa WATSON FLASHES HER VAGINA HAIR AT HER 18TH PARTY! NO JOKE PEREZ http://www.emma-watson-fans.net/hpgallery/displayimage.php?album=545&pos=43

36. #36 - TAG says – reply to this
    
    

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    EWW!! ALI IS TOTALY THE "JAN BRADY"…..LOL
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37. #37 - Caro says – reply to this
    
    

    What kind of mother is that?

38. #38 - rsdanger says – reply to this
    
    

    root out the crotchrot of this land-refuse to notice that-like you do other social problems

39. #39 - WHAT'S UP WITH THAT??!! says – reply to this
    
    

    They have no lips!!!!
    They have no lips!!!!
    They have no lips!!!!
    They have no lips!!!!
    They have no lips!!!!

40. #40 - hello says – reply to this
    
    

    56th!

41. #41 - hellen says – reply to this
    
    

    is the blonde one lindsay???!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!

42. #42 - Meow says – reply to this
    
    

    She looks like the old Ashley Simpson.

43. #43 - juls says – reply to this
    
    

    she does NOT look like a college senior.. she looks like 15.. maybe 16.. anyone know how old she really is??

44. #44 - cjm says – reply to this
    
    

    You gotta wonder about the film. They normally cast older persons for things (like a 19,20 yo) so they do not have to stop for school, time, etc. She must have a small part or the movie company is looking for any name they thing might bring in receipts - betting whether people come to see the movie to see if she bombs or not

45. #45 - sad but true says – reply to this
    
    

    The sad fact is that I don't care enough about the Lohans to write anything creative about them.

46. #46 - Lawzy, Lawzy Cap'n Butler Look At The Freakshow Hussein Obama Has Chosen As His Cabinet says – reply to this
    
    

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    Secretary of Labor — K-Fed (Token Honkey—Never Works , But Looks Good)
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    Secretary of Transportation — 50 cent
 (That's How He Rolls)
    Secretary of Energy — Barry Bonds (Keeps Cabinet Supplied With
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    Secretary of Education — Reverend James Meeks (Will Rid World Of All
    Homosexuals AND notions of Homosexuality)
    Secretary of Veterans Affairs — Jesse Jackson (Cause He's The Oldest,
    And Has To Be Something)
    Secretary of Homeland Security — Reverend Jeremiah Wright (Will Rid
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47. #47 - sad but true says – reply to this
    
    

    They just look like folks you would see walking down the street. Nothing spectacular.

48. #48 - Anna says – reply to this
    
    

    She looks like she's in her late twenties

49. #49 - marge says – reply to this
    
    

    who gives a shit about this fucking family.

50. #50 - xolovexo says – reply to this
    
    

    ok. this ali lohan needs to go back to mars because she certainly looks like shes from there. she has NO talent. her voice sucks. the only reason she get deals is because of her sister. alll these little bro's and sis's that try to take after their older siblings SUCK. they are nothing special. they might be okay but they certainly arent worthy of fame.

51. #51 - andrea says – reply to this
    
    

    that poor little girl looks like a dude.

52. #52 - Pootytang says – reply to this
    
    

    I guess Mom gave up on Lindsay, being strung out and effed up and all… Look out for Lindsay 2.0!!!!

53. #53 - xolovexo says – reply to this
    
    

    okay douchenozzle! stop dissing long island. shes just trash. where are u from? long islnd is the shit. and us new yorkers are strong. dont mess

54. #54 - yo says – reply to this
    
    

    did you notice orange oprah looks just like Real Housewives NYC Romona? hahaha disgusting mirror image!

55. #55 - Lala says – reply to this
    
    

    Oh shit the kid looks every bit over 30. That mother really knows how to suck the life out of her spawn.

56. #56 - LOLHAHA says – reply to this
    
    

    spell check, it's *will* not "we'll"!!!

57. #57 - Mommy's Little Monster says – reply to this
    
    

    Who cares about the Blohan's we need more Sara Paxton coverage!!!

58. #58 - knox says – reply to this
    
    

    Has anyone noticed how much Ali looks like Danica Patrick?? Spookish.

59. #59 - abi says – reply to this
    
    

    do they even have upper lips?

60. #60 - off the property says – reply to this
    
    

    I don't know what Ali looks less like: a high school kid or popular! Haha!!! I am half-kidding. I am sick of the Lohans. I was a big fan of Lindsay and I still wish her the best. But she has totally taken one big huge sh*t on Hollywood at this point. So she should stop asking for favors from it. She's got enough money to go set up in Pensacola or Wildwood and just hit the bars and go home drunk with strangers and take road trips and flash at the gas station and stay stoned most of the time. It's a great way to live. Millions of white trash losers can't be wrong. Just admit it. That's who you are. That's what you want. Hey, that way you could even give porn a try. But hanging onto this farce about big screen stardom and dizzying heights of glamour and self esteem just isn't working anymore. You say you're serious about your acting career and then you say you never look at a script until you're sitting in make-up. You've got good reason to be angry but don't impose it on everyone else.

61. #61 - K says – reply to this
    
    

    How sad that Dina prefers the spotlight over her daughter's health. No wonder Lindsay has so many problems.

    This is one time where you CAN blame the parents !

62. #62 - Mitzi says – reply to this
    
    

    Anyone else notice how long Ali's arms look in this picture? Creeeepz

63. #63 - meangirl says – reply to this
    
    

    OH MY GOSH!!!
    She looks like she's a 40 year old, trying to be a 20 year old!!!!!
    And she's only 14!!!
    That's just wrong on so many levels.

64. #64 - RANDOM LOSER says – reply to this
    
    

    SHE HAS THE LONGEST ARMS EVER

    SHE ALSO HAS NO TOP LIP AND AN BUNCH OF DEAD DRY OLD LADY DIED HAIR.

    HER MOM BREAST FED HER KIDS WITH CIGARETTE MILK

65. #65 - meangirl says – reply to this
    
    

    Another thing….
    Does Ali realize her mother is dressing her up as a miniature version of herself?!??!

    Ugh…wrong on so many levels.

66. #66 - JohnnyDo says – reply to this
    
    

    Introducing Mother LaLohan and Granny LaLohan

67. #67 - Joe Lopez says – reply to this
    
    

    AWW IT SOUNDS CUTE!

68. #68 - not saying says – reply to this
    
    

    dont say shit about cody perez
    i know this family personally and
    cody has nothing to do with anything that happens
    with his mom and sisters so don't bash him !!

69. #69 - paula says – reply to this
    
    

    :O
    i love lindsay lohan

    http://fotolog.com/lindsay_____fans
    I LOVE U PEREZ HILTON!
    thnks for the information
    xd
    see u

70. #70 - Johno says – reply to this
    
    

    Re: Autumn – Did you just leave that twice…lame… wasnt even funny the first time!

    There's something really freakin strange about how this girl looks… you know like on Conan when they take two parents and reconstruct a child based on their faces and it always looks so wrong but funny.. well this is like that but downright creepy!!!!! Every ugly branch on the way down!

    Im going to hell! Sorry Jesus!

71. #71 - Evil Carbon says – reply to this
    
    

    She'll turn out even worse!!

    Global Warming Alarmists Beware… www.EvilCarbon.com

72. #72 - k says – reply to this
    
    

    Wow. her arms are long.

73. #73 - Loser Hater! says – reply to this
    
    

    Re: not saying – Oh I'd SAY!!!!!!!!!!!

74. #74 - LOHANS' HAND RESEARCHER says – reply to this
    
    

    I'm going to need more information on the Lohans' hands. The mom appears to have unusual hands for a woman.

75. #75 - not caring says – reply to this
    
    

    Re: not saying – Why do you keep saying that over and over when you don't…LOSER!

76. #76 - Kitten says – reply to this
    
    

    That's one ugly little girl. I like to see attractive people on tv not trolls. Nepotism at it's worst.

77. #77 - truth says – reply to this
    
    

    ah,well why why is pink dot still delivering,i need to go down as in fall die,well someone take the image away

78. #78 - amyc says – reply to this
    
    

    Initially I checked this site each day cuz I thought it was rave. Now I c its only cool if u rip on any1 who Paris does't like so Perez can suck up. So lame! Don't u hv 2 thoughts of yr own? If Lohan's are publicity whores, it's better then hvg yr nose up someone's a**

79. #79 - mia says – reply to this
    
    

    I may be only # 80something on posts , but come on! Let's torpedo the buzz right now. DO NOT post on any LL, DL, ML,or AL posts. We can erase them. Please show some spine and send them back to their true origin. Take control and send them away.

80. #80 - Heather says – reply to this
    
    

    I totally freaks me out that Ali looks like a 40 year old soccer mom. How does that happen?

81. #81 - retardhan says – reply to this
    
    

    bitch needs a scoliosis brace.

82. #82 - Jackie Jackie Jackie says – reply to this
    
    

    14? Holy shit she looks 35!

83. #83 - mega says – reply to this
    
    

    Could a 14 year old wear any more makeup???? I hate seeing that. She doesn't look like a normal 14 year old fresh-faced girl. Dina Lohan is the Mother of all Pimps.

84. #84 - opi says – reply to this
    
    

    It's neck and neck between Dina and Lynne Spears for the 2008 winner of the "Patsy", the Patsy Ramsey most screwed up stage mother of the year booby prize. Dina's copying Lynne by pimping out the next kid once the first stage kid blows up in your face (multiple, useless rehabs, conservatership, etc.). How long until Ali's on the scrapheap, another 4 years?

85. #85 - dannyboy says – reply to this
    
    

    I have a friend who's actually working on this movie too, in some way or another, and it's apparently going to be a Disney Channel Original movie, instead of straight-to-DVD.

86. #86 - julz says – reply to this
    
    

    ######## Madonna has done lost her mind again. Look at her and Britney Spears kissing one another AGAIN on defSpot com

    I cant believe Britney Spears would do this!

87. #87 - julz says – reply to this
    
    

    ######## Madonna has done lost her mind again. Look at her and Britney Spears kissing one another AGAIN on defSpo t com

    I cant believe Britney Spears would do this!

88. #88 - Madonna CD says – reply to this
    
    

    Madonnas new cd at :http://www.joeponte.net/

89. #89 - meltz911 says – reply to this
    
    

    They got the "senior" part right, what is she really, 37? Her mom looks about 62, so at least the numbers jive, if not the "talent" (what little or none that actually exists)
    Sad that she's going to force another of her non-gifted-in-any-way kids through the meat grinder.
    There is a special place in hell for these "stage-moms"

90. #90 - joe says – reply to this
    
    

    ######## Madonna has done lost her mind again. Look at her and Britney Spears kissing one another AGAIN on defSpo t com

    I cant believe Britney Spears would do this!

91. #91 - holly1983 says – reply to this
    
    

    You stole this story from people magazine!!! I will be notifying them.

92. #92 - woot says – reply to this
    
    

    WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    WE GOT ANOTHER ONE ON THE WAY!!
    WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH ALL THIS TALENT???!!

    TRASH!!

93. #93 - This is Real says – reply to this
    
    

    People have real problems, go to u tube and watch fQtQZsnryfk .Do you know this girl? Who is Jane Hunter?

94. #94 - fried chicken says – reply to this
    
    

    This poor kid is just odd looking. Not only does she look old, she looks shriveled up somehow, sort of unhealthy. If all that disappears as soon as she opens her mouth, then more power to her.

95. #95 - Tess says – reply to this
    
    

    God, doesn't it suck when yo moms looks ten years younger than you? Gosh, it must be rough to be a Lohan. PS Ali looks like the guy from Digital underground (Humptey) with a fake nose. At least his was solid gold.

96. #96 - leila says – reply to this
    
    

    How can a mother already with one crazed out drug-addict daughter, send her next daughter down the very same path? Obviously pimping their money making potential is the thing foremost in this mother's mind. Look at the way the kid is dressed and made up. She's 14 for God's sake. Another future disaster in the making…

97. #97 - Colin says – reply to this
    
    

    WHOA check out Dina's ZOMBIE HANDS!

    BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIINNNSSSS…..

98. #98 - go away lohans says – reply to this
    
    

    im so sick of la lohans cant this messed up family just go away i wont be watching her her mom dina is pimping her daughter what a fame whore dina is trash

99. #99 - emily loves perez :] says – reply to this
    
    

    she does not look 14. good lord. i'm tired of the hohans. NEXT!

100. #100 - Ladyjuna says – reply to this
     
     

     Ummm, a high school senior…. isn't she like 12? I thought the big thing in Hollywood was to look YOUNGER not OLDER…..

     and btw, who cares really.