The World According to Madge

Filed under: Madonna > Anglophilia > Music Minute

Madonna's conquest of the world continues!

It's just been announced that her Madgesty is headlining the Saturday (May 11th) Main Stage of BBC Radio One's Big Weekend .

Another one of our faves, Robyn, will also be playing the Main Stage on Saturday.

Looks like a fun day out!

You'll need to register now if you want a ticket! It's free!

Posted: Apr 21, 2008 at 6:20 pm / Email this »

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nikki says – reply to this

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first?????????
LC says – reply to this

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shes tm.
14th says – reply to this

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Someone PLEASE tell Perez that Madonna is DEAD!
Her album SUCKS more than Perez and that's tough!
Someone PLEASE tell Perez that Madonna is DEAD!
Her album SUCKS more than Perez and that's tough!
Someone PLEASE tell Perez that Madonna is DEAD!
Her album SUCKS more than Perez and that's tough!
Someone PLEASE tell Perez that Madonna is DEAD!
Her album SUCKS more than Perez and that's tough!
Someone PLEASE tell Perez that Madonna is DEAD!
Her album SUCKS more than Perez and that's tough!
Someone PLEASE tell Perez that Madonna is DEAD!
Her album SUCKS more than Perez and that's tough!
Someone PLEASE tell Perez that Madonna is DEAD!
Her album SUCKS more than Perez and that's tough!
Someone PLEASE tell Perez that Madonna is DEAD!
Her album SUCKS more than Perez and that's tough!
Someone PLEASE tell Perez that Madonna is DEAD!
Her album SUCKS more than Perez and that's tough!
Someone PLEASE tell Perez that Madonna is DEAD!
Her album SUCKS more than Perez and that's tough!
hgfdfgh says – reply to this

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50th?
emina says – reply to this

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fuck madonna.
lindsay says – reply to this

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Perez, for reals, I am so sick of hearing about Madonna. No more please. Thanks.
Gitta says – reply to this

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who gives a shit
Ashley says – reply to this

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GO MADGE!
FIRST says – reply to this

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BITCHESSSSS!!!!
Fo Realz says – reply to this

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I can't wait til Mushy or Drunkst makes a video for you so we will have breathless detailed descriptions of every trivial thing they do too. "Hey everybody, the FABulous Mushy is set to star in a commercial for a Taiwanese cat food company!! She is taking the world by STORM!!"
haha says – reply to this

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lmao robyn…is that like rihanna perez?

dont worry, i loathe her too

firstish
Mia says – reply to this

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RAD
b says – reply to this

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!
grasshoppa says – reply to this

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I HATE MUSHY BARTON
I HATE MUSHY BARTON
I HATE MUSHY BARTON
I HATE MUSHY BARTON
I HATE MUSHY BARTON
I HATE MUSHY BARTON
I HATE MUSHY BARTON
I HATE MUSHY BARTON
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I HATE MUSHY BARTON
I HATE MUSHY BARTON
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I HATE MUSHY BARTON
I HATE MUSHY BARTON
yev says – reply to this

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yayy
Dawn Davenport says – reply to this

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You go girl !
HASBEEN says – reply to this

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SHES SO FUCKIN UGLY AND OLD. SHE HAS NOT A SINGLE DROP OF TALENT AND SHE IS A FUCKIN HASBEEN. I HEARD SHE GOT REALLY LOW IQ TOO
yokesss says – reply to this

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firstt
Javier says – reply to this

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Madonna the best!!!! Hard Candy is amazing!!!!!! Album of the year…MILES AWAY IS INCREDIBLE
THIRD says – reply to this

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THIRD!!
wawawewo says – reply to this

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her album is going to be rockous,.. cant wait
andrea! says – reply to this

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(L)!
whore says – reply to this

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bag
mel says – reply to this

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1sttttttttttttttt
Keith Orchard says – reply to this

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Not only is she dead, her music sucks, always has, and she's a pathetic fag hag which is why big boy loves her. Good god, the only people buying her music is dudes who take it in the ass, and 15 year old girls that whore out, madonna makes them all feel good since she's such a skank kunt. Give it a rest perez. And don't get me started on Robyn, what a piece of shit. Pop music kills the brain, which is why it's always talked about on here.
Kiki says – reply to this

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FIRST! and COOL!
ahhhh says – reply to this

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HEY… introducing stage.. fighting with wire! i saw them in a crappy pub years ago! weird.
UKer says – reply to this

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ALREADY REGISTERED THIS MORNING WHEN CHRIS MOYLES ANNOUNCED IT.
I DOUBT I'LL GET A TICKET THOUGH, LOOKS LIKE I MIGHT HAVE TO WAIT FOR THEM TO APPEAR ON EBAY.
UKer says – reply to this

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Re: 14th – STFU YOU TEDIOUS CUNT .
GO AND PLAY IN TRAFFIC AND LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE.
Moneybags HIlton says – reply to this

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How much is this bitch paying you, Mr. A & R??????? Your schtick is just about as original as Madonna…. she's so original, she's got to cling to JT, Timbaland and Pharrell to boost her crappy, has-been sound. Then again, she can always rely on HOs like Perez for well-timed plugs.
Lawzy, Lawzy Cap'n Butler Look At The Freakshow Obama Has Chosen As His Cabinet says – reply to this

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Vice President — Michelle "James Brown" Obama
Secretary of State — Al Sharpton (Ambassador to Queens, Kings,
Premiers, Presidents, Prime Ministers)
Secretary of the Treasury — Wesley Snipes (Handles All Our Money)
Secretary of Defense — Louis Farakhan (Will Rid World Of All
International Whites)
Attorney General — Star Jones ( "She Said She's A Lawyer"; from
Crazytown, USA)
Secretary of the Interior — Don King (All Around Good Ole Crazy Guy)
Secretary of Agriculture — Snoop Dawg (He Will Be In Charge Of "Growing Stuff")
Secretary of Commerce — Kanye West (Can't Get Along With Nobody,
Pissed he's Not The Prez)
Secretary of Labor — K-Fed (Token Honkey—Never Works , But Looks Good)
Secretary of Health and Human Services — Mike Tyson (Knocks People
Out; Bites Their Ears Off)
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development — Michael Jackson (Knows
About Houses & Kids & Stuff)
Secretary of Transportation — 50 cent  (That's How He Rolls)
Secretary of Energy — Barry Bonds (Keeps Cabinet Supplied With
Steroids & Cocaine)
Secretary of Education — Reverend James Meeks (Will Rid World Of All
Homosexuals AND notions of Homosexuality)
Secretary of Veterans Affairs — Jesse Jackson (Cause He's The Oldest,
And Has To Be Something)
Secretary of Homeland Security — Reverend Jeremiah Wright (Will Rid
World Of All Domestic Whites)
BBBoricua says – reply to this

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Enough with Madonna!!!
mike says – reply to this

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Hey All

I just had a chance to listen to Madonna's whole album. I was not a fan of her first single but I figured it was different then the album. I just listened to every song and I must say the album really sucks. The songs are very bland and her singing is so overproduced its ridiculous. The album will sell 200K its first week but will tank in the US. I must say and I know everyone will hate this but Mariahs album is much better. Sorry guys.
lax says – reply to this

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PEREZ, WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MADONNA. WE KNOW YOU HAVE A SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP WITH HER BUT STOPPPPPP WITH THE ONLINE LOVEFEST.
hey girl hey says – reply to this

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Her album is good but It's kinda strange listening to an old lady trying to sing young hip songs for the teens . Plus her Voice is really annoying on some songs.
Katie says – reply to this

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It's almost as if Perez is in love with Madonna…
BeBe says – reply to this

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May 11th is a Sunday. Saturday, May 10th is my birthday =]]]
pooponu says – reply to this

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HASSSSSSSSSSSSS BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

and…..

REALLY BAD face lift and eye work!
YOLANDA says – reply to this

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ENOUGH OF THIS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jon says – reply to this

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Her album is on fire. One of the best works she's ever done.
MEOW says – reply to this

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LOVE HER, SHE IS SO ABOUT THE FANS…. SHE IS NOT CLASSLESS UNLIKE SOME FADINING FAT MOOMOO SINGER FROM THE 90S WHOS NEW ALBUM ONLY REACHED NUMBER 3 AND HER NEW SONG BYE BYE BYE IS GOING BYE BYE QUICK….THANK YOU MADONNA FOR CARING ABOUT YOUR FANS, NO WONDER YOU ARE NUMBER ONE ALL OVER THE WORLD WHILE FATTY CANT EVEN HAVE A HIT OUTSIDE OF US =-D
Daniel says – reply to this

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She`s a Queen!!!! Hard Candy - is not better of her! But She`s not a dead!!!!!!!!!
..BUT!!! Perez, please stop posting about Madonna every 4 minute!!!
If we need this - we go to madonnatribe.com Maybe she`s paid for your promotion??????
Here we want to know about many peaple, not only about her. Not amazing anymore, i mean information here. Not first posting, no sensation, no creative anymore… Only Madonna, Britney, Lindsey……. We need something NEW!!! Something to entertained us. Sorry!
nill says – reply to this

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Her album ROCKS!
Someone PLEASE tell Perez that 14th is DEAD!
Her album ROCKS!
Someone PLEASE tell Perez that 14th is DEAD!
Her album ROCKS!
Someone PLEASE tell Perez that 14th is DEAD!
Her album ROCKS!
Someone PLEASE tell Perez that 14th is DEAD!
Her album ROCKS!
Someone PLEASE tell Perez that 14th is DEAD!
Her album ROCKS!
Someone PLEASE tell Perez that 14th is DEAD!
Her album ROCKS!
Someone PLEASE tell Perez that 14th is DEAD!
Marsha Brady says – reply to this

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I wouldn't cross the street to see this old hag, get over her already!
thismorning wasgrt says – reply to this

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Cool, she uploaded to dEfSpot CoM too not bad…
Linda says – reply to this

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She's old.
MADONNA RULEZ THE WORLD says – reply to this

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LOVE MADONNA. HARD CANDY IS A F**KING AWESOME ALBUM. ONLY RETARDED LAMBS WITH AIDS WOULDN'T LIKE IT.
Heard it through the grapevine says – reply to this

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She's a fucking annoying self-rightous bitch.
Hard candy is just more teenie boobber shit coming from a grandmother. An old lady using sex to sell music her voice is incapable of selling.
Janine says – reply to this

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She is such an inspiration. I love her.
Madonna So Sexy says – reply to this

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Madonna is hot as fuck. I wanna nail her hot toned ass as soon as she dumps that hubby of hers. Nail her all night long.
Hannah says – reply to this

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acctually May TENTH(1O) is saturday, dummy.
i'd know it will be my birthday
(((White Diva))) says – reply to this

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Really wanna see this gig. Her performances are really out of this world. xxx
heatherrr says – reply to this

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i'm getting sick of this old lady. yes she has a hot body and i give her a lot of credit for sucking the fountain of youth dry but her music just isn't all it is cracked up to be.
english_chick says – reply to this

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i live in the town where rado1's big weekend is taking place, believe me its the biggest thing ever to happen for the town!!

by the way…. madonna is headlining on saturday 10th, not saturday 11th!!
Not your nanny, bitch. says – reply to this

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Don't you have to raise that little black boy that you stole from Africa?
beeE says – reply to this

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MADONNA IS PAYING PEREZ TO TRASH MARIAH!!!
MADONNA IS PAYING PEREZ TO TRASH MARIAH!!!
MADONNA IS PAYING PEREZ TO TRASH MARIAH!!!
MADONNA IS PAYING PEREZ TO TRASH MARIAH!!!
vadge says – reply to this

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its nice of granny madona to introduce some fresh meat the yummy robyn
jeff says – reply to this

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Perez kisses Madonnas ass once again. F MADONNA, QUIT KISSING HER ASS PEREZ. How much is she paying you you fat fuck?
J1 says – reply to this

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LUV ya Perez and Madonna!!! KEEP up the endless news and continue to piss off the haters/Lambs!!! xo
Ben says – reply to this

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Some of Madonna's new album is really good, but most of it is ass.
jeff says – reply to this

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what the fuck is wrong with her fingers, did they get caught in a meat grinder?
john says – reply to this

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fuck madonna. oh yeah, everyone already has
molly says – reply to this

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may 11 is on a sunday

I LOVE PEREZ!!!!!!
Dakota says – reply to this

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muslimsforobama08.com
Sebrina says – reply to this

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WOW what a waste of studio time, producer time, just a waste in general, her album is GARBAGE, i can create better songs sittin on the toilet taking a shit,,,,,MARIAHS ALBUM BLOWS MADONNAS OUT OF THE WATER…MARIAH IS A GENIOUS!!!!!!
Go Madge! says – reply to this

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Actually her Iq is 140(!)
Vadge Stinks says – reply to this

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If this publicity doesnt work…look for her to dry a dead dog or something. Every time one of her albums flops…she has to desecrate something in the name of art….her tricks are almost as played out and used up as she is…. a l m o s t.
Dina Lohan says – reply to this

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Enough of this bitch. It's like she's the Britney Spears of 2008.
Prune fingers.
Neva says – reply to this

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I wish you'd stop filing this under Anglophilia, as a Briton, i cant say I appreciate that - dont want her associated with Britain - wish shed leave…
Adriana says – reply to this

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LOL Yeah! Madonna's latest album really sucks hard. It's the worst shit I've heard in ages.
perez says – reply to this

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she's replacing mariahs glitter. Madonna will flop!!!! All her songs sucks!!! Nice try for free tickets but its not worthy for listening to her songs!!!!!
Meow says – reply to this

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Looks better than a 20 year old.
bleh... says – reply to this

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TO ALL MY SUBJECTS:
I UNDERSTAND MY ALBUM LEAKED ON THE INTERNET TODAY. THIS IS VERY UPSETTING FOR ME SINCE I PUT IN A WHOLE TWO WEEKS TO GET THIS ALBUM RECORDED. YOU KNOW MY TIME IS PEREZIOUS. DON'T CRY FOR ME ARGENTINA OR ANYONE ELSE FOR THAT MATTER THOUGH. I HAVE PILES OF MONEY AND CAN RELEASE AN ALBUM WHEN I LIKE EVEN IF IT IS TOTAL CRAP. AND MY FANS WILL EAT EVERY LITTLE PIECE OF CORN AND PEANUTS OUT OF THIS HEAPING, STEAMING PILE OF SHIT THAT I WILL BE RELEASING - BUAHAHA HAHAHAHA!!! AND THEY WILL EAT IT AND ASK FOR MORE!!!!!!!!! I CAN RELEASE ANYTHING AND IT WILL MAKE ME MONEY NO MATTER WHAT WITH ALL MY ENDORSEMENT DEALS AND PAYING PEREZILLA TO BE NICE TO ME AND NOT DISS ME ON HIS BLOG. AT THIS POINT, MAKING CD'S IS A HOBBY FOR ME TO KEEP ME BUSY. IT'S EITHER THAT OR BINGO OR NEEDLE POINT. I'M NOT GOOD AT ANY OF THEM, BUT I CHOOSE THE ONE THAT WILL MAKE ME RICHER AND RICHER - WHO CARES IF I FUCK OVER MY FANS WITH GARBAGE. IT'S ME AND THEY WILL LOVE ME NO MATTER WHAT. LOVE ME, LOVE ME, LOVE ME!!!! I COMMAND YOU! KEEP BUYING MY CD'S…YOU KNOW I'LL REINVENT SOMETHING ELSE NEXT TIME TO KEEP YOU DISTRACTED FROM THE TRUTH THAT I HAVE NO TALENT SO DON'T WORRY…I'LL KEEP YOU ENTERTAINED EVEN THOUGH I'M AN OLD HACK NOW. LOVE ME I SAID!!
Hello mates says – reply to this

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She's not a grandmother yet. She will be the most beautiful granny on the planny one day.
Tina says – reply to this

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Please shut the fuck up about Madonna..so fuckn tired of hearing about madonna
Gimmenudirt says – reply to this

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OMFG! Enough Madonna! Enough Mariah! Nobody cares about the "take over of the world" with their G-damn albums. There is more going on then people buying these over-priced, re-dubbed beats and 2 un-zexy, over publicized women.
Gimmenudirt says – reply to this

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OMFG! Enough Madonna! Enough Mariah! Nobody cares about the "take over of the world" with their G-damn albums. There is more going on then people buying these over-priced, re-dubbed beats and 2 un-zexy, over publicized women. Are they paying you or what?
GEORGE F says – reply to this

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Mindy says – reply to this

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puke
??? says – reply to this

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EWWWWWW! look a her fingers. all wrinkly and shit
Kylie Minogue Queen.... says – reply to this

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She is such a tryhard Kylie Minogue…. Go home Madonna you are old now!!!! All these new pics of Madonna are copys of what Kylie has done in the past…
VADGE says – reply to this

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ALL THAT BOTOX HAS MADE HER LOOK FREAKY. SCARY. LIKE RECENT MEDICAL ANNOUNCEMENTS SUGGEST, THE BOTOX HAS GONE TO HER BRAIN.
ROY says – reply to this

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THERE'S A LOTS OF FUCKING JEALOUS PEOPLE AROUND…..SOUR GRAPES…..WE CANNOT DENIED THAT SHE REALLY HAVE STARPOWER. BTW YOU GUYS GOT NOTHING TO DO IS IT, FUCKING LOSERS……
Heather says – reply to this

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Re: HASBEEN –

I HEARD SHE GOT REALLY LOW IQ TOO

FOR FUCKING REAL?! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

God people are stupid.
Heather says – reply to this

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So many haters, with too much time on their hands.

I guess I'd be hatin' too if I were 20 and still didn't look as good as Madonna does at 50… ;p
leila says – reply to this

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You sure have posted some weird photos of Madonna on your site. In this one she looks like she's missing fingers, and in another she looks like she's examining her crotch. I can take or leave Madonna. I don't really have any strong feelings on her as a singer. But the constant promoting of her is becoming OH SO BORING. Why don't you come clean and tell us what's really in it for you, Perez?
Hope says – reply to this

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May 11 is a Sunday
peter44@hotmail.com says – reply to this

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Grandmother, what big eyes you have!
MEOW says – reply to this

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Re: Kylie Minogue Queen…. –

YOU STUPID CUNT, KYLIE WISHES SHE WAS MADONNA, THEY R THE SAME AGE N KYLIE IS SO MUCH OLDER LOOKING…SHES LIKE HER MAJESTIES OLDER SISTER…. SAVE UR MONEY FROM UR JOB AT THE MAC COUNTER N BUY SOME GLASSES…. FUCKING LOSER!! U R NT WORTHY TO TALK ABOUT MADONNA….SECRECT MOOMOO FATASS LOVER!!!
MEOW says – reply to this

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Re: HASBEEN –

N I HEARD U ARE A LOSER DUMBASS CUNT!!
chupacabra@excite.com says – reply to this

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You know Mario, there are limits to how much you can suck up to Madonna. You are way over the limit and that sucking sound is kinda sickening.-
firefly says – reply to this

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Sheesh, since you two are such BFF's now, you would think she would send you a new picture of her to post once in awhile, so you won't have to keep posting the same ones over and over again. Maybe you need to kiss her ass some more? Or maybe she forgot to tell you that she's just using you to promote her new sucky album? Get a clue.
Peter Griffin says – reply to this

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Awful woman and she's a whore big time, Canseco ewwwww, Dennis Rodman…
Marco says – reply to this

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Madonna suxXx #$%^^&*
dsar says – reply to this

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Re: Marco –

you sound about 12 years old… get over it she is still hot and making awesomee music
catazure says – reply to this

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She looks awful in her boxing costume or whatever it is. It makes her look like she's wearing something that wasn't cut right, just weird.
She's done, she needs to retire to where-ever and enjoy the rest of her life.
Stop trying to out-do Angelina, stop trying to out-do the latest 20-something chickie.
Retire and rest on your nearly-fifty laurels, Madge.
06 says – reply to this

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Madonna is still so sexy. And that is her stock in trade. Now she is a hot member of a dating community called m e e t i n g w e a l t h y. Many of her sexy photos are found there. It is said she is dating friends there.
jufrands says – reply to this

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who cares if u don't like madonna, a lot of people went to see her during the tour.
PHX says – reply to this

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And still the lambs have nothing original to say. It's the same old story again. Like Madonna said "I heard it all before".

Besides, it's really funny to see lambs trash Madonna's ability to give a great show. Have they ever seen Mariah on stage?
Mick Sydney Australia says – reply to this

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Perez I LOVE YOU for giving us all this Madonna information. She is the GREATEST and ALWAYS will be. Mariah is a fat black slut.

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