We NEED To See This!!!!!

4/21/2008 10:40 AM ET | Filed under: Anglophilia • Pete Burns

A Pete Burns sex tape surfaced this past weekend, only to "mysteriously" disappear..for now.

The former Dead or Alive lead singer and reality TV trainwreck reportedly leaked the vid himself on Xtube, only to take it down a few hours later before we could even watch it.

Such a shame!

Thankfully, a very well-connected source in London gives us the lowdown on the tape and its origins.

Says our insider:

"Pete has a big hairy crack and gets rimmed, and a real ugly cock with overhanging forskin and huge dangling bollocks. He leaked this himself after he found out his husband has been cheating with hundreds of rent boys. He has kicked him out and leaked the video himself but told his fans (who are all maniacs) that it was Michael who has leaked it to 'ruin' him. He does work in mysterous ways. The idea is that he is going to release the video himself and sell it to make money and sell the story."

How clever (but not really)!

Seriously, we need to see this tape! We're a glutton for grossness!

[Image via WENN.]

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val says – reply to this

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oh boy first
lidef says – reply to this

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mess!!
deabdra says – reply to this

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I really didn't need that description this early in the morning
The Elephant Man says – reply to this

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Wow…umm..freak?
nikki says – reply to this

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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ewwwwwwwwwww who wants to see pete burns naked let alone watch him have sex! ewww i vote no thank you!
nv says – reply to this

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lol wow u goota be carefull wt shit like dat!
SH3RRY says – reply to this

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yet another one
if u wanna be famous have sex with someone famous [:
Charlotte says – reply to this

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Oh no we really don't need to see this, mmm tranny arse crack… nice.
lkadjs says – reply to this

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MY EYES! MY EYES! Perez, you're really disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trilia says – reply to this

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Oh, yeah, A few days ago, I saw his profile with great photos on "million air efr iends com". It seems he is falling in love with a pretty girl.
Question... says – reply to this

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What exactly does "rimmed" mean?

FOURTH!!!!
ghettoculturale says – reply to this

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I need to know more! Poor Pete, being cheated on by that loser of his husband!
em says – reply to this

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ha! that dirty rotten cheating hubby, trust pete burns to be the first civil partnership divorcee, fecking typical.
Brittney Spears says – reply to this

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gross and dee skusting
matt says – reply to this

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i would actually like to see this….
jay says – reply to this

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gross
Lippy says – reply to this

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I saw it!! It was on Xtube.com.
Basically, boyfriend asks Pete what he thinks about the state of currency, Pete answers he doesnt care. Then camera pans down to Pete's groin. Pete has a big cock, shown in a transparent g-string first, then hard on, up close in camera, then his boyfriend sucks on it for a few seconds, cut to a shot of Pete's ass and his boyfriend rimming it.
It lasted all of 2 minutes. Nice cock, but It's kind of disturbing to see, after all the work Pete's had done to his face to look like a woman.
Eww and gross!
UKer says – reply to this

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HE'S VILE VILE VILE.
DISGUSTING.
PS: GAY PORN IS HOTTER THAN STRAIGHT PORN.
Topsy Turvy says – reply to this

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Can we get a little reporting on normal folks here, not freaks of nature. I feel like I'm at a circus sideshow every time I visit this place.
Charlotte says – reply to this

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Re: Question… – Are you joking? haha its where you… shall we say… orally stimulate the anus… hahahahaha
Disgusted says – reply to this

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You gays are all filthy and disgusting. No wonder you are all infested with diseases of various types.
truth says – reply to this

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I'll wait for the book,on seconed thought I could not look at him before and I doubt it has changed,WHY are we subjected to thought of it gross
Lippy says – reply to this

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Rimming = The act of licking/sucking someones butt.
Turkish beauty says – reply to this

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I Luuurve gay sex, and hairy cracks an shit…
WHATEVER says – reply to this

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That's fuckin nasty….you better post that shit when you get it Perez, hahahaha.
Lilo says – reply to this

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His husband is Man-donna wearing a black wig.
Aimée says – reply to this

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Ummm… P, I don't think seeing that vid is necessary.
Charlotte says – reply to this

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Re: Topsy Turvy – who wants to hear about normal people… BORING! I'd much rather hear about a disfigured he-she leaking a sex tape of himself to try get back at his boyfriend for sleeping with rent boys. thats entertainment!
ManlyStanley says – reply to this

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I saw the Xtube clip. Pete's cock is HUGE! I was shocked!
Sean says – reply to this

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lmfao. If I see it on Xtube again, I'll be sure to link you to it, Perez. Although, I totally just bought up my dinner after reading that. You can tell the viewer was British. lol.
AAAAAAAAAA!! says – reply to this

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WHAT IS WITH ALL OF THE FUCKING ADS FOR DUMBASS FUCKING WEBSITES?!?!?!?!??!? NOBODY WILL MEET ANYONE WORTHWHILE ON THAT SHIT EVER!
gaylover says – reply to this

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Re: Disgusted –
you do realise that more straight people have diseases then lovely gays
i hope you die soon bye
Charlotte says – reply to this

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Re: Disgusted – Thats not what you were saying whilst making the sequel
cambel says – reply to this

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Why in the world would a gay guy OR a straight guy want to stay with him? He looks like a woman but has a dick. That pretty much disqualifys you from most people, gay or straight, actually wanting to sleep with you (Except for Eddie Murphy)
sasha says – reply to this

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So, youre not posting anything about Sony BMG artists because you "decided" you didnt want to give them publicity. Even though thats what your readers want. Your replacing it with smut. I'm all for freedom but youve been crossing the line here. Your demographic is tweens and young college women. You dont give a fuck, obviously. I dont get it. I wonder if your traffic is down?
jacki ohhhh says – reply to this

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ok…EWWWW! Sounds yucky to me.
DMAN says – reply to this

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NEAL AND BOB
NEAL AND BOB
NEAL AND BOB
NEAL AND BOB
NEAL AND BOB
NEAL AND BOB
NEAL AND BOB
NEAL AND BOB
THATS WHAT THEY DO
dribble says – reply to this

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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

My eyes. My ears. My Soul…… all three have been scarred for life.
Sebastian Gauge says – reply to this

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I actually saw it last night, and it is wicked-gross. I am a fan of Pete and i didnt know that it was a sex tape. Yeah, as soon as he lost his knickers, i was sooooo grossed out! So nasty.
mega says – reply to this

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WHY would anyone EVER want to see this?? I'm gagging up my breakfast just thinking about it.
Question.... says – reply to this

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Thanks Charlotte & Lippy…

Never done it and wasn't 100% sure what it meant.

All i can say is I hope he had a good cleaning before hand…

i have to be sick now…
Cecily says – reply to this

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Great idea.. Next time Im angry at my husband, Ill make a sextape and sell it for the world to see! .. How does this help? ..
This is a battle of the minds… LOL!
Lulu says – reply to this

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I just threw up in mouth a little bit.
Cecily says – reply to this

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#21 - Disgusted
And you are Albert Einstein!
jdizzle says – reply to this

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ewww he is gross who would leake there own sex tape a gross one at that and omg that is like so nasty i just want to vomit eww
Stacey says – reply to this

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Not anything to do with, yet again, one of your moronic and uninteresting stories. You hypocrite, pathetic little jackass. You went on and on about how Jessica Sierra was a "racist" because she made some innocuous comments about white people (and she's white, genius)-so what do you do when they're misguided enough to give you a tv show? Wear a Barack Obama shirt purposely when you're interviewing a black woman. Well, she's black, so lets try talking down to her by assuming she supports a black candidate. It's bad enough you wore a stupid little gay version of a cowboy outfit when you were interviewing Dolly Parton. You really are a complete moron.
Wearing that shirt just to try to "fit in" with a black person is as offensive as talking "black" everytime you're around "one of them"-because they're obviously too stupid to understand what you're saying if you talk to them in your regular voice. I don't know if "wiggers" understand how racist and moronic they are. I'm sure you don't know what a pathetic hypocrite "racist" you are.
Charlotte says – reply to this

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Re: Question…. – can't say I've ever done it either. doesn't sound to pleasent, but hey u neva know….
Charlotte says – reply to this

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Re: Stacey – I think ur being quite racist to wiggers. Leave wiggers alone u big wigger-phobe
nonCYboY says – reply to this

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OMG! THE TRANNY LOOKS JUST LIKE HUNTER TYLO WHO PLAYS TAYLOR ON "THE BOLD & THE BEAUTIFUL!"
cambel says – reply to this

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Re: Stacey –

I'm just willing to bet that Stacey is white. NOBODY gets more offended than a guilty white girl who thinks she's out there defending the poor downtrodding masses. siiigh
Jo says – reply to this

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Michael was always too gorgeous for Pete..Pete is a freak of nature, who would want to fuck him..sick
Aimee says – reply to this

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Which one is he?
cambel says – reply to this

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Re: nonCYboY –

OMG!!! You're RIGHT!!!! He DOES look like Hunter Tylo!!! (Or Hunter Tylo's older sister who's been hooking for the past ten years), but there is DEFINITLY a resemblence!!!
jessie says – reply to this

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LOL says – reply to this

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THATS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DISGUSTING LOL I WOULD WANT TO WATCH THAT!!
Glipple says – reply to this

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glipple..wow
Shocked says – reply to this

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hey, you mis-spelled "foreskin," Mario, surprisingly enough.
xuszerep says – reply to this

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Oh, Pete. You, sir, um, madam, sir…whatever, are a princess. But I don't want to see your sex tape. I'm a fan of yours other wise though. Celebrity Big Brother 4 Forever, baby!
CiCi says – reply to this

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Perez! Separated at birth: dude in the black wig and olivia newton johns daughter. Yikes!
what is rimming? says – reply to this

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will someone someone please explain rimming to me?
just plain a glutton says – reply to this

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——————————————-
Glutton for punishment?
How about Just Plain Glutton.
I want the mirror that told you you look good.
——————————————–
kay says – reply to this

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he looks like kim kardashian–maybe they shared the same surgeon?
Number 11 : "Rimmed" Defined says – reply to this

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Re: Question… – Number 11, "rimmed" means to have the purple pucker of one's anal sphincter lovingly and lavishly probed and licked tidy-clean with/by the tongue of the "rimmer". Can be male on male, female on female, female on male, or male on female. Usually a little pre-tidying up by the recipient is much appreciated by the party performing the rimming.
asscrack says – reply to this

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Re: what is rimming? –
GOOGLE IT, DUMMY, LOL
Celine Dion Sings "This Thang Curled Lurve" says – reply to this

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Lurve comes in many shapes, sizes, colors,…and, yes…flavors.
angela_lushious says – reply to this

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What is a rent boy? I think I went out with one in Mexico. He was nice, though.

Hmmmmm.

Finally, a pop-culture reference that is new to me.
Juice Tuna says – reply to this

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.
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"will someone someone please explain rimming to me?"

Tongue to the leather Cheerio.
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truth says – reply to this

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aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that picture is still here calgon take it and all tapes away,
sTAR says – reply to this

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What is that thing with the plastic injected white face? Is that a man, or a 50 plus year old woman with cheek implants and tons of botox and filler? The teeth look like big yellow dentures.
sTAR says – reply to this

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And several nose jobs as well.
NonCYBOy says – reply to this

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Re: cambel – OMG, do you watch the show??? Did you see where Pammy's doberman TINY died and Pammy's blaming Donna for feeding it LEMONBARS, but it was really Pammy's fault for not properly administering the doses of TINY'S heart medicine??? Anyway, I felt really terrible. My dog was hospitalized last week but he's doing a lot better now so I can really empathize with Pammy, even though she's a VILLAINESS, after all I went through, well me and my adorable hubby.
Man-donna says – reply to this

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Re: asscrack – I already knew what it was
It was more fun seeing it described here for all to partake of!!
P.S. I invented rimming in the 2nd century.
love,
Madonna
ur a cocksucker says – reply to this

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Re: Disgusted – …..and you had to take my cock out of your mouth just to say that. tsk tsk such and ingrate.
lightbulb says – reply to this

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that should have been under the "if you are easily offended"section. eww i was eating lunch Perez…
I drink your milkshake says – reply to this

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Ew I don't want to see that. But I do like Pete, he is a first class bitch and hilarious.
Dawn Syndrome says – reply to this

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That was ill-advised. Mind you, Pete Burns is a loon. If I were Michael, I'd hide out for a while. Maybe emigrate?
Hardy Har Har says – reply to this

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Shit, with a thin mustache and a goatee, Pete could look like he's wearing a V for Vendetta Guy Fawkes mask. SIgh.
ashley says – reply to this

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I SAW THAT LAST NIGHTTTTTT ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww i nearly puked lol
Amanda says – reply to this

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He kind of reminds me of Priscilla Presley, don't you think?
Abraham says – reply to this

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Mario, haven't you gotten into enough sitch with sex tapes already? You and Jonathan Jaxson . . . he's trash, too . . . just gross.
k...... says – reply to this

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i seen that last night……… it was liking watching a car crash.. i should of turned away….lol
wil says – reply to this

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to those of you very unperezlicious people who react to Pete's picture calling him a freak etc; listen up - He's a guy, and just cus he doesnt fit your stereotype of what that means is a problem with you - not him. leave him alone for god's sake, he's hardly had an easy time lately. sermon over. x
DEAD OR ALIVE RULES says – reply to this

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YOU SPIN ME 'ROUND LIKE A RECORD, BABY, ROUND ROUND!!!
deneil says – reply to this

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HAHAHA! 'Glutton for grossness'! I LOVE that. I would TOTALLY watch it too. Like when you were talking about 2girls1cup and 4girlsfingerpainting…..totally sick but I had to see it! very sick and demented on this end!
Mika Doll says – reply to this

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That reliable source is sure full of bullshit!
doggydoggydinner says – reply to this

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was that source jodie HARSH
Ms.Lugosi says – reply to this

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Pete Burns has been dressing like a women for decades now. Don't you think he would groom like a women????? How gross. Yeah I've seen a pic of his droppy balls before. I would still want to see it to get grossed out.
blah says – reply to this

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uuggggh 1st chanelle now this.. such attention seekin whores releasin sex tapes of themselves lol
Izzy says – reply to this

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FUCK!

JUST THINKING OF HIS DICK MAKES ME WET. I'D LOVE TO SUCK HIS FORESKIN! DAMN!
Izzy says – reply to this

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I WANT HIS BIG BALLS TO BANG AGAINST MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
benji says – reply to this

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ive downloaded a copy of the video from xtube to my computer!!!! so i actually have a copy …lucky me bitches xxx
whatwhatwhat says – reply to this

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They were so in love I can't believe he cheated on him I hope its not true. Pete is pretty Machiavellian just from seeing him on Big Brother, so I can believe he would leak his own tape.
tpjl25 says – reply to this

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Pete Burns is Jewish and has no foreskin.

Jesus.
NY says – reply to this

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THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO DISGUSTING. I JUST THREW UP A BIT. SERIOUSLY TAKE THIS DOWN BEFORE I SHOOT ALL THE GAYS!
angela says – reply to this

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"huge dangling bollocks" HAHAHAHA
Cera Elizabeth says – reply to this

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!!
yeahright says – reply to this

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youre not a glutton for grossness, you just love seeing rim jobs and cock n balls.
its ok, we all know it, just don't try and hide your motives behind sentences like 'glutton for grossness'
HUNTER TYLO says – reply to this

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I LOVE HER LOOK!
Michelle says – reply to this

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I can't tell whether "its" a man or a woman
either way- EW
greg buredos says – reply to this

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perez, i want to see the tape as well. i loved the song by pete burns with dead or alive, you spin me round. i guess he is getting rimmed up the cooter on this tape. woo hoo