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"Missing, the Brazilian priest who floated off under hundreds of helium party balloons"
He's still not been found! CLICK HERE to read the articles accompanying this headline.
Missing, the Brazilian priest who floated off under hundreds of helium party balloons
A Roman Catholic priest who floated off under hundreds of helium party balloons is missing off the southern coast of Brazil.
Rescuers in helicopters and small fishing boats were searching off the coast of Santa Catarina state, where pieces of balloons were found.
The Rev Adelir Antonio de Carli lifted off from the port city of Paranagua on Sunday afternoon, wearing a helmet, thermal suit and a parachute.
The smiling 41-year-old priest was strapped to a seat attached to a huge column green, red, white and yellow balloons, and soared into the air to the cheers of a crowd.
He was reported missing about eight hours later after losing contact with port authority officials.
The priest wanted to break a 19-hour record for the most hours flying with balloons to raise money for a spiritual rest-stop for truckers in Paranagua, Brazil's second-largest port for agricultural products.
Some American adventurers have used helium balloons to emulate Larry Walters - who in 1982 rose three miles above Los Angeles in a lawn chair lifted by balloons.
The priest soared to an altitude of 20,000 feet then descended to about 8,200 feet for his planned flight to the city of Dourados, 465 miles north-west of his parish.
But winds pushed him in another direction, and Carli was some 30 miles off the coast when he last contacted Paranagua's port authority.
Carli had a GPS device, a satellite phone, and a buoyant chair and is an experienced skydiver, said the treasurer of his Sao Cristovao parish, Denise Gallas.
"We are absolutely confident he will be found alive and well, floating somewhere in the ocean," she said.
"He knew what he was doing and was fully prepared for any kind of mishap."


Aww..sucks for him…..
what an idiot
1st
dumb bastard went to go see god. toooo funny.
OMG
FIND HIM!!!!!
HOW SCARY
whoa!
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People crack me up
Well, that'd suck.
First!
Re: Cee – Don't be an ASSHOLE.
gadfsadfFIRST!!gdafdsf;ljk
Dumbass.
Poor man!!
Oh… I hope he's fine!
:(
poor bloke
poor guy
FIRST!
this sucks
FIRST????????????
just like in that movie danny deckchair!!!
lol i love balloons!!! i wanna try that
i so wanna try that
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FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA…but then it gets kinda sad
cool dude.
scary
STUPID
how sad.
what a flippin idiot
crazy ass!!!
first!
maybe he made it to heaven
I hope he's found safely! I don't think this was a very good idea though…in retrospect! Oh well. They say he has experience as a skydiver, but they didn't mention if he was wearing a parachute–hopefully he was!
LMAO
first bitches!
He's probably off fucking little boys.
YAY BALLOONS! FIRST?
that's sad!
first!
hahaha thats so funny a priest floating away he's probably dead now
That really sucks..
aww poor baby
I wish the guy the best. I hope this doesn't make the Darwin awards.
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FIRST BITCHES AND HOES
poor guy!!! he's probably dead..omg thats so bad to say
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lol idiot.
DoucheCock
WOAHHHHHH
FIND THAT PRIEST!!!!!
How sad!
i hope hes found alive and well but for some reason this seems just a tad funny haha
bitch it dead.
first?
first!wow just wow
First comment , SWEET!
Thats effing bizarre btw.
that is so sad but so awesome at the same time.
What an idiot.
Foda Voce, Ianques Sujo pedacos da merda
first!
that this made me giggle???
Too bad it wasn't Eric the midget!
LOL
no but seriously, i hope hes ok
…but i lold
i dont get it like shouldnt he have carried a knife with him or couldnt they have tied a string on him but this has already been done Mythbusters
HES NOT BRAZILLIAN
I have mixed emotions. Not sure if I should be laughing or be sad about this.
R.I.P dude, he's likely DEAD!!
perez, what's up with Lebanese Lohan, we need to know, I've never know fox news to report mush before you baby, wuz up with that?
Give that man a Darwin award!
WTF
what a shame, but he knew what to expect so,, no one to blame but himself.. :/
Is it just me or does he kind of look like George W. in the first picture?
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Re: nemie_rock – That's one of the stupidest things that could ever have been said about this unfortunate matter. Grow up.
Re: mamma – I thought the exact same thing.
Guess there is no god.
Ha Ha!
I thought it was tommy lee jones at first!!
WAS HE WEARING A PARACHUTE JUST IN CASE OF A MISHAP???? THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A SMART THING TO DO…..
Doesn't the church take enough money from the 'offering plate' to build a fucking 'spiritual rest stop'?
what a tool
funny but i think he's dead
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Hello, I'm Brazilian. The Rev Adelir Antonio de Carli lived in a city very close to mine. Here in Brazil, we're all shocked with the fact, at home too. Hope his body can be found soon.
That's very sad.
Kisses, Perez.
i love how people are like the 70th commenter
and there like FIRST!!!!!!!! FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE JUST SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPP!
Maybe this was his plan. Or maybe he landed on young boy's island and never wants to leave??
Wtf is he thinking pulling off this stunt……………hes like 78787 years old and is a preist serously wut a duche
Some of the posters here are REALLY INSENSITIVE!!!
Let's see YOU try that for a good cause!
You'd have to grow up first…
Let's pray he's found soon…
He's probably gone to his fantasy god in the skies.
straight to heaven
Re: mamma – I though it was Dubya too!! Couldn't figure out what he was up to know til I read the article!
thats the quickest way to heaven
What a dumbass.
It's a shame Madonna wasn't sitting on his lap at the time
Re: Hottie – At least he (possibly) met his fate doing good for others, unlike you …"Hottie" (hehehehhehe, soooo sure!!) I am pretty sure he knew how to spell, most people have learned this by the ripe age of 41. Lastly, do you even KNOW what a douche is??????
He was my relative!!
;thank god our intelligence DIDN'T come from the same gens.
What a stupid guy!!!
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creepy story
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I bet he's in a better place,
or not! (6) HEHE
sad…trully sad
people go crazy when they get old
He is trying to find God! Its going to be a long search!
Oh no! Don't be cruel, people, this is a human being who was just trying to do some good for the community!
I hope they find him soon!!
PEOPLE JAMIE AND ADAM SAID NOT TO TRY THIS AT HOME! This guy apparently didn't listen after watching Mythbusters.