How Do We Say This Delicately???
Filed under: Alexa Ray Joel
Alexa Ray Joel attends Cookie magazine's "Smart Cookie Awards" with mom Christie Brinkley in NYC on Monday night.
She's a pretty girl and all, but….
Those bangs are doing nothing for her!
And, uhmm. Are girls still sporting those pencil-thin eyebrows???
Not hot. Not hot at all!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: April 22, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Sadly, she doesn't have your fashion sense, Perez. The Pinata-head, the flourescent comb-over, the Kardashian butt-belly–you've got it all.
first?
perez-have you eve heard her music??? she is amazing-how about posting some of her songs like to do others to help promote her instead of bashing her! go see one of her shows like i have-then judge!
She doesn't looking anything like her mother. She is really fugly!
2nd, the closest to first i have ever been!!
wow the young girl is GORGEOUS! I LOVE HER OUTFIT!
BOOBIES!
She's got none of her mom's looks. She's not ugly though. Her ugly features look good on her. She shouldn't stand next to her mom…she'll get compared.
she looks horrible! some fugly bitch!
p.s i love u perez!!
She looks like her dad.
Dude.. thats her Mom???
Too bad she has her dad's fug
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fu ck you people who write first you are losers and pieces of shit. hope you burn
She doesn't have PENCIL THIN eyebrows you walking fat twat!! She looks just like her father…the dress is pretty hideous … but since when are YOU the fashion expert, you rainbow headed FUCKTARD!!
Is she adopted?? Poor girl
Damn that would suck……she's cute but her Mom is gorgeous! I WOULD HATE BILLY JOEL FOR THAT!
BAD, BAD AND MORE BAD! Everything is wrong…the dress, the hair and the make-up! Come on Christie, help out your daughter!
You'd think she know better with a mom like that!
From what I hear, she's a talented girl, a smart girl, a sweet girl… but a pretty girl??? Child please! Stop Lying Perez!
fugly!!!!!!!
She took her mums curtains to wear O.o
Alexa is a beautiful and sweet girl, and a great friend. There is nothing wrong with her eyebrows.
Looks like she took after her father, poor thing.
pretty girl? who the hell are you kidding>?? shes butt ugly man! specially when you put her next to her mom
Im sorry, but that girl is not pretty at all.
Think about it, she is rich and has access to beauty treatments that normal mortals can't afford. Plus her mom is a world famous model, who can show her beauty tricks.
This is what happens when a beautiful woman reproduces with an unattractive man. Her children look like their fathers. If you need more proof look at Rumer Willis.
I think it is funny, that you call Rumer ugly, but not this girl. Why the double standard Perez? Tu eres un perro!
If this girl were an average girl on the street, would you still call her attractive? No you would not.
Stop the double standards. Celebrities and their spawns are mortals just like the rest of all! And some are not attractive!
uh-Perez..then your Mom must look like ass.
wtf, did that girl LOOK in the mirror before she left the house. like common, EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Im sorry, but that girl is not pretty at all.
Think about it, she is rich and has access to beauty treatments that normal mortals can't afford. Plus her mom is a world famous model, who can show her beauty tricks.
This is what happens when a beautiful woman reproduces with an unattractive man. Her children look like their fathers. If you need more proof look at Rumer Willis.
I think it is funny, that you call Rumer ugly, but not this girl. Why the double standard Perez? Tu eres un perro!
If this girl were an average girl on the street, would you still call her attractive? No you would not.
Stop the double standards. Celebrities and their spawns are mortals just like the rest of all! And some are not attractive!
Leave her alone, she has a supermodel for a mom and an unattractive but very talented musician for a father. In the real world these two people do not exist. So for her, she's workin it. I think SHE'S beautiful and YOU are jealous. Get over yourself!!
Poor kid. That's all dad right there.
Stop being so critical perez, those are just hurtful comments that are doing nothing good for her and for you. Perez, I don't mind you making fun of celebrities, but when your attacking celebrities' kids, that is just plain wrong
she's adorable. not fake-model surgery pretty like her mom, but genuinely unique and cute. her smile is so real, too. her mom could take a hint from that.
She's gorgeous. Just bad bangs.
she looks just like her dad….
God this girl's a dog…how sad is it to look in the mirror every day and know that your mom's a supermodel and you come out looking like this? Poor thing…
Oh, geez…no one can stand next to Christie Brinkley and look better…expect maybe another super model!! Her daughter's beautiful and she has real talent in music as opposed to what her mother has, which is only having won the genetic lottery.
She has her father's eyes but everything else is her mother.
Leave her alone bitch!
OH AND THAT DRESS… HER MAJESTY NEEDS TO HELP THE POOR GIRL OUT!!!!
Billy Joel's looks have taken over hear clearly.
Must be hard to look like that and have a mother look like THAT.
No, she's not pretty. She looks just like her father. Which would be fine if she had a dick. But it's horrible for a GIRL to look like Billy Joel.
Look at the pics on her website — she's gorgeous. Nobody looks as cute as they should standing next to Christie Brinkley. I like her music too. Sort of a cross between her dad and Wino.
You should see her standing next to Katie Joel, Billy's stunning 20-something year old wife. Alexa's not attractive, but not trying to be an actress or model. I admire her for not getting the plastic surgery she could easily afford.
POOR THING LOOKS LIKE HER DAD!
Ew. I don't like her dress. It looks like it has shoulder pads in it and reminds me of something my Grandma would wear when she got all gussied up!
Well at least we know she is better on the inside. Four marriages and not even 55 there is a common factor.
Really Perez? You chose to bag on a perfectly pretty girl, but continue to praise madonna and your stupid euro bands? You have the worst taste in looks! How about you stick with some real news and keep your lame opinions to yourself…
She looks older than her mom.
She look just like Daddy? What was Christie thinking? Uptown girl!
WOW, Christie looks amazing! (as always…)
You'd think the two of them were close to the same age in this photo!
The age of the eternally beautiful super-model has passed…
(Meaning: today, the models just look like heroin-skanks.)
Haven't we had enough of busting on Alexa? She is great and her dad is a musical genius.
I've seen other photos of her and she is a VERY pretty girl…this is just a bad shot.
No retard ..she IS hot ..gorgeous actually
Ya know, this girl takes a lot of unnecessary flack just by being alive. No, she doesn't look like her mom but she's still beautiful and talented to boot.
Rumer Willis is still the FUGLIEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Her Mom is STUNNING! I mean WOW STUNNING. How hard must it be for her to be compared to her mother. She is very unique and pretty in her own way.
She looks very much like her father. Normal Perez…Ever heard of it?
Here are some better photos of her…she is very pretty that is just a bad shot.
http://alexajoel.com/
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I think she looks fab. Personally, I think she's far prettier than her very pretty mother. Her eyebrows are perfectly ok and not pencil-thin. I don't like that dress, but otherwise she's stunning.
bless her heart……………..
She looks happy being herself and she looks better than that fish n chips chick you keep trying to call a super model.
OMG if Christie Brinkley was my mom and I looked like that I would NEVER take a picture w/her standing next to me. Poor Alexa that sucks
Don't listen to the haters Alexa.
You are beautiful.
Perez, thanks for highlighting the fact that pencil-thin brows are no longer in. Even if they were, they are NOT for everyone (like myself or Alexa Ray). I've lived on both coasts, and I've seen chop jobs worthy of Freddy Krueger. Girls, pay the extra money and have a professional take care of your brows.
You need to listen to her music - she on myspace and is amazing - and gorgeous also I thinkg!!
Be nice, now…she's a sweetheart…
I don't like the dress but she is a beautiful girl. She is kind, talented, and she has a great heart. You have no problem posting artist people are sick of listening too yet you over look some very talented artist…You should share her music with others. It is pure and beautiful.
From all reports she seems to be a nice, well rounded young lady. That being said… boy oh boy, the poor thing got more of her fathers genes than moms. Pehaps a new hairstyle would do wonders for her. Not liking the dress too much either.
She may not be a blonde bombshell like her momma, but she is a beautiful girl in her own right! She has an exotic beauty. She is also very talented and seems like a wonderful [person to boot!
PS, the eyebrows are NOT pencil thin. Since her eyes are so friggin' big, it makes her brows appear thinner.
Perez,
You & her make a cute couple…she will strap one on for you..hahahaha!!
Goodness, I hope she does not grow up with a complex.
She's not pretty at all she looks very Jewish like Bill Joel.
Compared side by side to Christie Brinkley - anyone looks ugly
Alexa is cute and her music ROCKS!!
are you fucking blind or something? I don't think her brows are anywhere close to "pencil thin" - so why don't you just stick to something you know about like that spare tire your sporting.
Well look at her mom… and then her dad…she definatly took after her dad and thats not a good thing
The first daugher looks like the father 90% of the time.
The first son looks like the mother 90% of the time.
Too bad…Christy was the most beautiful woman of all time.
Ya, a year ago you were trashing the hell out of her ugly mug and making her cry about it in her blog. Who paid ya off to refer to her as a "pretty girl?"
never looked that good comming out of the womb so who cares about eyebrows
Not a cute girl at all she looks very Jewish like her dad.
I've met Alexa Ray Joel and she is super nice!
WHATEVER PEREZ!
Alexa has an amazing voice, she's a sweet young woman and she's not w h o r i n g herself around like these s l u t b a g pop tart b i t c h e s who can't carry a tune for their life. The music industry needs more talent like Alexa.
oy, like father like daughter. weren't mom's genes dominant. yikers.
perez,
seriously. stop being lame.
her eyebrows are completely fine….there are plenty of people with thinner brows that you don't point out.
she's pretty…she just needs to choose a better dress next time. any child of famous parents are going to always be compared. it's a shame.
anyways…this post motivated me to download some of her stuff so i can hear it. thanks to the people that commented positively on her music…i'll check her out.
Puhleeze. She's a talented cafe piano singer and has daddy's excellent real estate fortune. Perhaps she doesn't give a shit what people think what people think about her looks. Good for her if she does. I admire spitfires.
She is not an attractive girl. In fact, she looks a bit like Edith Piaf with straight hair or an uglier version of Billy Joel. Sorry folks, just stating the truth.
right. cause agyness deyn and kylie minogue are soooo much better looking. please "perez" get a clue. your 15 minutes are ticking down faster than jessica simpsons at this point. enjoy it while it lasts.