She Doesn't Understand The Rules
The more you have….the more you WANT!
Paula Abdul is currently a judge on American Idol, though she wants to explore new options and career moves for herself. The former singer, choreograher, and dancer is now reportedly admitting that she might want to join the next season of Dancing With The Stars!
Uhmmm. HELLO, stoopid. You used to be a CHOREOGRAPHER!
Would it really be fair if a former dancer/choreographer joined the show?
Last month, the dancing show's host, Tom Bergeron, "accidentally" revealed that Paula wanted to join next season.
And now, Paula just told OK! Magazine, that "I'm just hypothetically thinking about it."
She continues, "It's all Tom's fault! I'm a huge fan [of the show]. It would be a phenomenal experience for me to be a student and to learn a form of dance that I've never been introduced to."
As for there being any conflict between the fact that she's currently on a FOX program and wants to join an ABC show, Paula says, "There's a thing called the 'off-season,' I think."
And to try and distance herself from being classified as a "dancer", Paula adds, "I was always a choreographer… But I've never been able to be a student and I've never done partnering. If I even dabbled with it, I had to be the guy and that's not fun. I want to wear the pretty dresses like the girls."
Don't we all want to wear the pretty dresses?!
Coincidentally, both AI and DWTS share the same time slot on Tuesdays. Their studios are also located right next to each other. Paula adds, "What are the odds that two of my favorite shows are so close to each other? I can throw my panties at Tom Bergeron!"
Ewwww. Grannie's panties!
Will U watch Dancing With The Stars if Paula's on it?
You can barely stand her on Idol!
[Image via WENN.]
How Do We Say This Delicately???
i like paula. and not because you can dance that means you no how to do ballroom
i will watch her
first? no? maybe?
eeeew paula abdul!
she's a floon!
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EHHH FIRST????
sad, what did her animated cat break up with her
Whats the big deal!!! Christy Yamaguchi is on there and shes basically a dancer on ice…so fair is fair
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When she loses, we all remember which bandwagon you were on
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yeah right
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When she loses, we all remember which bandwagon you were on
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When she loses, we all remember which bandwagon you were on
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When she loses, we all remember which bandwagon you were on
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When she loses, we all remember which bandwagon you were on
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When she loses, we all remember which bandwagon you were on
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When she loses, we all remember which bandwagon you were on
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When she loses, we all remember which bandwagon you were on
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When she loses, we all remember which bandwagon you were on
FUCK PEREZ and him PIMPING OUT HILLARY CLINTON
When she loses, we all remember which bandwagon you were on
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When she loses, we all remember which bandwagon you were on
FUCK PEREZ and him PIMPING OUT HILLARY CLINTON
When she loses, we all remember which bandwagon you were on
FUCK PEREZ and him PIMPING OUT HILLARY CLINTON
When she loses, we all remember which bandwagon you were on
FUCK PEREZ and him PIMPING OUT HILLARY CLINTON
When she loses, we all remember which bandwagon you were on
FUCK PEREZ and him PIMPING OUT HILLARY CLINTON
When she loses, we all remember which bandwagon you were on
FUCK PEREZ and him PIMPING OUT HILLARY CLINTON
When she loses, we all remember which bandwagon you were on
FUCK PEREZ and him PIMPING OUT HILLARY CLINTON
When she loses, we all remember which bandwagon you were on
FUCK PEREZ and him PIMPING OUT HILLARY CLINTON
When she loses, we all remember which bandwagon you were on
she needs to retire!
Slow down there paula
Yes I would continute to watch if she was on it. I think it would be neat to see if she could pick up ballroom quick and if she would be sober the whole show or not on pills.
I TOTALLY WOULD!!! hahaha makes great TV
Of course! Its so fun to watch her try to make coherent sentences on Idol! It would be even more fun to watch her try to dance and pop pills!
Would she be one of the pro dancers that work with the "non dancers"? THEN it would make sense but not as a celebrity learning to dance.
GIVE ME ALL YOUR PILLS!!!!!!
NO YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG P-NASTY. THIS FUCKIN FILTHY, VILE, DISGUSTING HASBEEN WHORE WANTS TO EXPLORE MALE-CONTESTANTS GENITALIAS. LIKE SHE ALWAYS DOES. HOW CAN THIS JUNGLE WHORE BE SO FUCKIN DISGUSTING? FUCKIN HASBEEN. WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO FUCK EVERY-MOTHER-FUCKIN MALE-CONTESTANT IN THE AMERICAN IDOL SHOW? FUCKIN SICK IN THE HEAD THIS FUCKIN PROSTITUTE IS. I HOPE SHE GETS AIDS, FUCKIN MAMMY
yes i will watch DWTS if she is on it. i love her
NO YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG P-NASTY. THIS FUCKIN FILTHY, VILE, DISGUSTING HASBEEN WHORE WANTS TO EXPLORE MALE-CONTESTANTS GENITALIAS. LIKE SHE ALWAYS DOES. HOW CAN THIS JUNGLE WHORE BE SO FUCKIN DISGUSTING? FUCKIN HASBEEN. WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO FUCK EVERY-MOTHER-FUCKIN MALE-CONTESTANT IN THE AMERICAN IDOL SHOW? FUCKIN SICK IN THE HEAD THIS FUCKIN PROSTITUTE IS. I HOPE SHE GETS AIDS, FUCKIN MAMMY WHORE
I LOVE HER AND WILL DEFINITELY WATCH HER ON DWTW
she rox.i will watch
i am not watching dancing with the stars. but i will if she joins it. i love her
I don't mind having Paula on Idol. She's such a train wreck that she adds to the comedic aspect of the show…and she'd do the same for DWTS. Let her on. At least she's someone I've heard of, unlike 95% of the people on DWTS.
YES I WILL WATCH IF SHE IS ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
She is so very hot and totally sexy.
leave her alone perez. she hasnt done anything to you. in fact, i have never even heard her mention your name. so, lay off.
I like Paula and think she's a very talented, sweet person. What do you base your negativity on?
I was one of the eight people who watched some of Paula's cry-o-ramma, "Hey Paula!" Her reality tv series that revealed and I mean
R-E-V-E-A-L-E-D What a nut-bar/lunch-bag Paula really is.
When not in tears, she was whining about neck/back pain/damage, yadda yadda yadda.
Maybe if she does DWTS, afterwards she could do Broadway. How ’bout "Whose Life Is It, Anyways? Then pray for a power blackout.
I love Paula and will start to watch DWTS if she is on it. you know you will too, Perez.
Paula is awesome. I love her. will I watch? hell YES
love this woman.
eh what is this crap article? the only reason i watch Idol is because of her. if she joins dancing with the stars, i will start to watch it, even though I dont like that show
yeah I will watch dancing with the stars if she is on it.
Of course I will watch. I hope she does it. love her
So? Mario Lopez was also a professional dancer back during the Save by the Bell years and he LOST! haha
She's such a goof ball!! But, back in the day she could dance. Janet Jackson would've been lost without her.
i love Paula
love her. i will watch that show for sure if she is on it
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PAULA!!!! DO IT!!!!!!!!!
Hasbeen.
This would be hilarious. I hope they let her do it.
Paula is the best!!! she is a great role model, unlike people like britney and miley. she doesnt smoke, drink, take naked pics etc etc. i love her!
Please vote for me!
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Areina Cabezas
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Ha, ha, I laughed my head off about grannys panties. What does Perez KNOW about Grannys Panties !!!! The mind boggles!!!
I love her. she is great fun to watch. Gooo Paula
There's been plenty of other "dancers" on that show before, Nick Lachey, that cheetah girl chick, Mario, that spice girl. She's no different, she is a has been like all the others and probably doesn't know how to dance.
Paula is awesome.
I think she would rule DWTS!
dude grannie panties? more like sexy panties!!!!!
shes hot!!!!!!!!!!!
if she wants to go on the damn show, who fucking cares!!
its a fun thing to do so fuck off haters!!!!
I meant Drew Lachey
yes i will watch dancing with the stars if she is on it.
Paula is sooo awesome!I would Love to see her on DWTS.
Yes i would watch. love her
There was a spice girl, a cheetah girl a new kid and an nsync member they were all dancers/singers. Same as paula why is it such a big deal if paula joins the hasbeen list.
LOVE HER….. UNLIKE MOOMOO SHES CLASSSY AND STILL LOOKS GREAT FOR LATE 30S….. I WILL WATCH HER FOR SURE ON DWTS….SHE IS A GREAT PERFORMER AND IS FRIENDLY TO HER FANS…. AND NOW THAT SHE HAS HAD ANOTHER NUMBER ONE SHES BACK ON TOP, UNLIKE A CERTAIN MOOMOO WHO IS NUMBER 3 … POOR THING!
Paula really is queen of television. sorry but oprah doesnt come close to Paulas ratings. Oprah may be day time queen but Paula sure is prime time Queen.
I love Paula!!!!!!!!! leave her alone perez hilton
Paula rox
She is the best ok! I will watch dancing with the stars if she is on it
shes my idol and i wanna see her on another show
Love her!!! I would watch Dancing with the Stars if she joins it. I am not watching it at the moment.
Yeah, but Mario Lopez has been dancing since he was a kid, so its kind of the same thing
she is allowed to go on that show if she likes! what rules does she not understand??? i dont get it.
Paula is sooo great and so awesome. I just love her. i have no clue what this dancing show is about but I will start to watch it if she is on it. for sure
Paula is the best
I definitely want to see her on DWTS
goo for it
so i hear fox is very mad about this and they keep delating everything on the official board about paula- DWTS
Paula Abdul = Mrs. Sasquatch.
(I'm just sayin'.)
But who cares.. I hope paula does the show
because she rox and she makes amazing television and will increase the ratings for dancing with the stars
Paula is amazing.
Re: HASBEEN – you're scary… get help!
Perez, you ageist. Grannie panties? Paula Abdul? You have got to be fucking kidding all of us with that one. What, is everyone on Earth over 40 (except your precious Madonna) dead to you? Careful, Queen, the road from 30 to your 40s is a very quick one indeed. This needless age bashing, particularly of women, is so tired.
I would love seeing her own DWTS & yes I would watch ! The dance that she is well know for, was not ballroom, so it would be fun seeing if she can learn new things.
Christy Yamaguchi is almost in the same boat, and yet she is on.
I would not mind see an Olympic gymnast.. any country would do.
FUCK YOU pereFUCK YOU PEREZ – paula is our queen ok we love her “ GO PAULA ¡!!!!!!!!!
All of you soccers *****
FUCK YOU PEREZ – paula is our queen ok we love her “ GO PAULA ¡!!!!!!!!!
All of you soccers *****
FUCK YOU PEREZ – paula is our queen ok we love her “ GO PAULA ¡!!!!!!!!!
All of you soccers *****
FUCK YOU PEREZ – paula is our queen ok we love her “ GO PAULA ¡!!!!!!!!!
All of you soccers *****
FUCK YOU PEREZ – paula is our queen ok we love her “ GO PAULA ¡!!!!!!!!!
All of you soccers *****
FUCK YOU PEREZ – paula is our queen ok we love her “ GO PAULA ¡!!!!!!!!!
All of you soccers *****
FUCK YOU PEREZ – paula is our queen ok we love her “ GO PAULA ¡!!!!!!!!!
All of you soccers *****
FUCK YOU PEREZ – paula is our queen ok we love her “ GO PAULA ¡!!!!!!!!!
All of you soccers *****
z - paula is our queen we love her GO PAULA !!!!!!!!!!!
Although Paula has a background in choreographer, it was in a completely different type of dancing. They aren't allowed to have any ballroom dancing background. And besides, her experiences were like ten plus years ago! Also, with other contestants being Kristi Yamaguchi, Drew Lachey, and Mario, I don't think Paula's background would give her any more or less of an advantage. I still don't think she would do well
i like her but is she serious? she was a cheerleader, dancer and choreographer, hello? that's why i don't watch dwts anymore–too many quasi dancers or peeps with similar music or sports experiences that doesn't make the competition fair or in keeping with the original premise of the show.
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Don't watch it now, wouldn't watch it then. But I do watch enough other TV to say it would be fare enough if she went on their because of other past & current dancers. This season Christy Yamagooche (whatever the spelling is, you know who I mean) she is bacisally a dancer on ice. I think I'd be easier not on ice. And others in the past too that have dancing as part of what they do in shows. I don't know all there names but I remember a couple of boy banders.
Actually I would like to see if Paula's still got it.
fuck she's an ugly bitch!
I dont watch that mess of a show, but if Paula was on it I would totally watch cause u know they keep her tied to that table on AI so she cant get up and spread her crazy…on Dancing she would be on the loose !!!!!
Re: furball – Hahahahahahahahahah! GOOD one!
Yeah, I think I'd pay to see that (literal) trainwreck!
When they talk about dancing, they mean BALLROOM dancing.
Kristy Yamaguchi, Drew Lachey, Joey Fatone, Willa Ford, Lance Bass…..
They all have had dancing experience….
What's the difference as long as it isn't BALLROOM!!!
Perez is just jealous because he gets winded while dropping a deuce.
Re: HASBEEN –
"Jungle Whore"??? If you are trying to make a lame racist comment (jungle = African) you are an asshole - her father is Syrian - a Middle Eastern country
Re: lex – Funny…I don't think Paula Abdul has ever hear of you, Lex. Chill out.
Does anyone else remember the horrific MTV Awards where Paula danced in the most unflattering bedazzled and bejewelled leotard ever made? Reportedly, she was so mortified that she made MTV ban the footage from ever being replayed again!!! Why is she doing this exactly? She's blah on Idol, never giving a real opinion, but dancing…in a tiny dress…. why are we even thinking about this?
I think Paula wants to rework her image. I can't imagine why, but she has this notion that everyone thinks she's a crazy drunk. Hey Paula and her "no one appreciates the gift that I am" somehow didn't work in convincing us otherwise. So, now she thinks being filmed rehearsing and the inevitable meltdowns DWTS will capture is going to bolster her brand. Paula, for goodness sake, if you don't want folks to think you are a crazy drunk, then lay off the drink and drugs! It is too bad that you surround yourself with folks who don't care enough about you to tell you the truth.
Isn't her excuse for her' drunkenness' that it's the painkillers she takes
for her neck and back?
How is she supposed to dance if she's in such pain?
Or is she just a lying drunk???????????
hell yea i would watch it!!!!!!!!!
THEN IT CAN REALY BE CALLED DANCEING WITH THE STARS!!
she would really be the biggest star theire.
She is a great dancer and i would LOVE to see her dance other thing.
Im sure she will be able to do it im sure abc would have its highest mrateing ever!
I HOPE SHE DOES IT IM SURE SHE WILL DEFENITLY WIN HANDS DOWN!
Paula really is queen of television. sorry but oprah doesnt come close to Paulas ratings. –
J, are you popping the same thing Paula is? Only 600,000 people watched the first episode of Hey Paula and the numbers dropped from there. She's not even popular as a train wreck.
Ya, I'd watch this slurring drunk fall down! Ha ha!!!!