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Who Wants To See Penelope Cruz Naked????

Filed under: Oops! > Penelope Cruz

Get it while it's hot (and still up)!

CLICK HERE watch Penelope Cruz take her top off in her new movie Elegy.

She has as-close-to-perfect boobies as is humanly possible!

Posted: April 22, 2008 at 11:25 am

175 comments to “Who Wants To See Penelope Cruz Naked????” (RSS feed)

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ryan says – reply to this

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hhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooootttttness!!!
mee says – reply to this

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…. oh penelope. haha
TREX says – reply to this

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SWEET!!!
your moma says – reply to this

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nice but whats up with the hair???
canadian says – reply to this

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they look fake
jules says – reply to this

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weird
david says – reply to this

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no thanks.
anony says – reply to this

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first
mygollymissholly says – reply to this

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hot!
if only she could do something about her face says – reply to this

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Gag me!
blackbee says – reply to this

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First !!!
zeb says – reply to this

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She didn't seem like she wanted to show them. She wasn't having fun. Neither was whatshisname who seemed to not want to be taking the pictures.
looloo says – reply to this

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pretty! x
jf says – reply to this

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Mine are way better
octagon says – reply to this

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nice brown nips
candlefirekindling says – reply to this

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Are your tits bigger or smaller than hers perez?
post a picture for us.
Barack Obamanite says – reply to this

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oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
WAS says – reply to this

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She looks like a fucking zombie!!!
andy says – reply to this

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damn its already down
thank u God says – reply to this

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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
penelope says – reply to this

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where,s bathog he owes me another 12 hour session he gives me a wide on
Sandy Henderson says – reply to this

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HAHAHA I WAS FIRST!
john says – reply to this

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Nice set of tits. Shame about the face and the awful accent though.
LILOUCH says – reply to this

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ONE WORD:SPEECHLESS
candlefirekindling says – reply to this

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was she body doubled?
andy says – reply to this

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wait maybe not
Kittin says – reply to this

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WOW!!!!!!!!! She has gorgeous boobies!!! FIRST COMMENT!! WOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steve Clarke says – reply to this

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first
booboo says – reply to this

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so pretty
Sean says – reply to this

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It doesn't get better than that!!!!
sooz says – reply to this

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I still think her sister Monica is waaaaaay prettier (even though they look alike a lot)
K says – reply to this

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GORGEOUS GORGEOUS GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!
tbale says – reply to this

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eeeewwwwww — other than her boobs, she looks like a man with her short haircut!
RAZ says – reply to this

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Perfect boobies, indeed!
kelynn says – reply to this

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1st page!!
penelope says – reply to this

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i do have perfect boobs ask luba
oh please says – reply to this

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lol she has her arms up so they don't look saggy
m.a. says – reply to this

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those look like mine
ew says – reply to this

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No wonder she can't keep a man!!!
alice says – reply to this

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Wow, her boobs look a lot bigger than they did in Vanilla Sky. They don't look fake. Maybe they just grew or she had a body double.
erratic-assassin says – reply to this

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she always makes great movies….cool!
dfgdfg says – reply to this

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not a big deal,.. she was already naked in vanilla sky
ckidiot says – reply to this

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wow. those are some tits. ia m sooo jealous…. do you really think tom cruise even looked at them
dasda says – reply to this

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She shows her boobies on Vanilla Sky
dasda says – reply to this

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She shows her boobies on Vanilla Sky
Yolanda says – reply to this

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Well…..alrighty then!
jeff says – reply to this

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Wow are those nice tits!
dasda says – reply to this

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her boobies on Vanilla Sky
Bella says – reply to this

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Well, it appears as if Sir Ben Kinglsey just didn't get how beautiful she is…
DADDY says – reply to this

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she should keep her arms down
carl says – reply to this

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Wow, wow, wow!!!! Holy shit does she have stunning tits!! I want a girl with Penelope's tits, Giselle's ass and legs and Eva's face.
Jess says – reply to this

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Seeeeee Hollywood, it is possible to be beautiful without plastic!
y says – reply to this

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YUK!!
singlecita says – reply to this

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After more than a decade living in the US I wonder howcome she has never, I mean: NEVER been able to get a decent English accent. She still says XELOU, XE XAS XEDAYKS, DAT'S TRU and YYYYESSS…Dreadful, didn't Tom Cruise pay her to go to a good diction teacher.
joe says – reply to this

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dude i bet you can get some chocolate milk out of them dark ass nipples!
olala caliente says – reply to this

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There is something to be said about REAL breasts. It remains, sensual beautiful and not an automatic porn visison.. Point Final!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
adriana banana says – reply to this

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lol… nice raisins…
Eajo says – reply to this

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She is sexy. Last week, My friends saw her profile with photos on "million airefriends com". In fact, she is in love with a great guy.
meli says – reply to this

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she already showed her breast in vanilla ski. but she has great breast
me says – reply to this

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her right nipple seemed weird………..
La la la says – reply to this

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Have you seen her older pics? She DEFINITELY has a boob job now ~ very flat before!
Tired of Lies says – reply to this

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.
They look fake - see how they seem to fall in a straight line at the bottom. Real breasts don't do that.
.
bryshaleigh says – reply to this

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BOO!

She's gone topless before.

NO BIG DEAL
CHARLOTTE says – reply to this

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GOD DAMN SHES UGLY!
Stephanie says – reply to this

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1. its a movie and shes playing a character
2. her character probably WASNT happy about doing it
3. WTF, She's BEAUTIFUL. What are you talking about "shame about the face and accent"? Her accent is gorgeous.
truth says – reply to this

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ok they are not that great or perfect,but why did all the porno shops in LA close down
Irene says – reply to this

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Nice boobies!
matt says – reply to this

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whats the music in the background, i recognise it from another film? ANYONE?
bill says – reply to this

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WOW, BEST POST EVER ON PEREZ HILTON….
Rocky says – reply to this

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NICE!
Grace E. says – reply to this

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and she seemingly has not aged.
Lauren says – reply to this

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I'd have preferred it if the old guy had done a cum shot on the boobies!!
humanly possible? says – reply to this

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Yeah, as in the human physician who implanted them. Pahleeeeze! They look really good, but the were bought and paid for ladies and gentlemen.
PerezWASmyGUILTYpleasure says – reply to this

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My small(ish) ta-tas look "perfect" too when my arms are above my head and I'm leaning back. Add good (or lack of) lighting, and voila! "Perfection." Actually, she probably is fairly close to it; it's part of her job after all.
vixen says – reply to this

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she looks so sad…
KRKRKR says – reply to this

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Perez, please be the cool dude that I know you are and don't say that this woman's boobies are 'perfect'. By saying her boobies are perfect, you are basically saying that all other women's boobies are not perfect (as no two women's boobies are the same in terms of size and shape etc).

By presenting an image in the mass media of what a perfect woman's boobies should look like means that other women will feel inferior and ashamed of their own boobies.

So PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Perez, be cool, be nice to the sisters, and don't say that every other woman on the planet has less than perfect boobies, it just isn't fair.

I know you like to think you are a good person, like with all your charity things, but this is a very important issue too and if you were a REALLY REALLY good person, you would use this blog to help all women love their bodies!! Whether they're film stars or not. Thank you Perez I know you will be down with this. xx
SH3RRY says – reply to this

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heh. mine are cuter
brad says – reply to this

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Except for the hairy pits and the fucked up right nipple…WTF is wrong with you Perez?
arlene says – reply to this

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She had already been topless in the film Jamon Jamon with Javier Bardem, who appears totally naked.
Just sayin says – reply to this

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That was lame…But, no wonder your gay, she has some fugly nips!
RON says – reply to this

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ALMOST A PERFECT 10 BUT LOSES 5 POINTS FOR THE SHORT UGLY HAIR STYLE NEED TO USE A BAG TO COVER IT THAN MAYBEY IT WOULD BE OK GIRLS WITH SHORT HAIR ARE NOT SEXUALL AND ARE DUDS IN BED
anna says – reply to this

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She looks like a man, or at least a lesbian. Boobs too small, hair too short. Come on… and why does she look like she's crying. This movies gonna suck!!
DH says – reply to this

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well she didn't look too enthusiastic!
lsmenace says – reply to this

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Re: david – ….must be gay
anonymous says – reply to this

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I've got bigger nipples than that!
yo says – reply to this

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She's also topless in Vanilla Sky
Laura says – reply to this

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Perfect? Her nipples are too dark for me to think they are perfect. Gross. And the hairy looking armpits totally distracted me from the supposed "perfect" boobies.

Mine are WAY better than hers…..lol I've never thought she was very pretty though, facially I mean….
dlaksdj says – reply to this

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Definitely fake boobies ~ her boobies used to be MUCH smaller!!!!!
Gay Dude says – reply to this

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.. and I still think that she's prrrrrdy
Mandy says – reply to this

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Shes doing the "hands above the head" trick to make her boobs look perfect
Mich says – reply to this

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That was weird. Oh and her boobs look like man boobs with implants. I'm sorry nipples are not that small on women that size.
suck this! says – reply to this

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My tits are MUCH better and my nips are more suckable. Hug me, squeeze me, suck me!
Angels.of.the.Sun.2006.DVDRip.XviD-ARiSCO says – reply to this

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I would love to do Russian on her.
Leeanne says – reply to this

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She was acting dumb asses…it was in the name of the art…show business…
Amd I liked her dark nipples…yum…..I have been trying to tan mine for years like that….perfect! And I like that she does not have those little boy nipples like some actresses do…she is all so women
Doritos says – reply to this

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She looks like a man with big pecs. not feminine at all. No wonder you like her Pman
steffanie says – reply to this

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hey if you think her boobs look great mine must be as fantastic as my husband says. similar shape but i do not have cockeyed nipples.
FARREN says – reply to this

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OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG