Breakin' It On Oprah

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So-called 'magician and endurance artist' David Blaine is up to his antics again!

He's going to try to break the world record for 'holding one's breath under water' LIVE on the Oprah Winfrey show next Wednesday, April 30th.

We'd bet money he's gonna fail!

This is just a nice, big ratings stunt.

The current world record for holding your breath under water is 16 minutes and 14 seconds.

That's a hell of a long time!

Good luck, David Blaine!

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    Posted: Apr 23, 2008 at 7:45 pm / Email this  »

    94 comments to “Breakin' It On Oprah”

    1. Suck It says – reply to this


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      WIth any luck, he will magically die.

    2. McFlabwobble says – reply to this


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      Hack.

    3. moi! says – reply to this


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      lol thats stupid

    4. sam says – reply to this


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      He tried this a couple of years ago live on ABC and wasn't able to do it — and wasn't really close either. I'll be watching though.

    5. ouch says – reply to this


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      i don't watch oprah anyway, so I guess I won't see it

    6. AMBER says – reply to this


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      first.

    7. vivian says – reply to this


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      He's already come within 5 seconds of the record but didn't want to break it. He'll break it easily with the usual David Drama.

    8. tkrazy says – reply to this


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      I wish he'd just flex his muscles & stand around & look pretty instead.

    9. deedee says – reply to this


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      There is something that "isn't right" about everything David Blain does. It may be the fact that he has managed to live through many death defying feats and in all probability things are going to go wrong. Some of Davids performances are based in probability. It is like watching a trainwreck in slow motion. The audiences are starting look like ambulance chasers.
      I think David should call it a day. He has plenty of life left to live and am sure he can contribute on many levels.

    10. Doris says – reply to this


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      How fucking boring would it be to watch a guy hold his breath on TV for 16 minutes? I know, let's next televise grass growing.

    11. gina says – reply to this


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      i *heart* david blaine! but he needs to come up with something new!!

    12. Mrs. Bon Jovi says – reply to this


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      i think im 5th !

    13. deedee says – reply to this


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      There is something that "isn't right" about everything David Blain does. It may be the fact that he has managed to live through many death defying feats and in all probability and factoring in time….. things are going to go wrong. Some of Davids performances are based in probability. It is like watching a trainwreck in slow motion. The audiences are starting to look like ambulance chasers.
      I think David should call it a day. He has plenty of life left to live and am sure he can make a significant contribution in some other venture.

    14. kat says – reply to this


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      as long there's is oxygen in the water or something like that he can do it.

    15. Miwa says – reply to this


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      That time is only for holding your breath after inhaling pure oxygen. He tried to defeat the record for holding your breath after breathing normal air, but didn't succeed.

    16. Chris says – reply to this


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      Impossible. Brain Damage occurs within 6 minutes without oxygen; death soon after

    17. deedee says – reply to this


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      I do not want to read Davids obituary.
      He needs to get out of Vegas and move onto something else. It is an accident waiting to happen. Totally preventable.
      Oprah could potentially be a contributor to his demise. The whole thing isn't right…feels wrong…
      David Blain needs to do something that makes people feel good, not feel sick for him.

    18. gbabe says – reply to this


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      he's like a damn cockroach! never dies!!!!

    19. Joyous1 says – reply to this


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      How is it even possible to hold one's breath for that long?

    20. deedee says – reply to this


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      I do not want to read Davids obituary.
      He needs to get out of Vegas and move onto something else. It is an accident waiting to happen. Totally preventable.
      Oprah could potentially be a contributor to his demise. The whole thing isn't right…feels wrong…
      David Blain needs to do something that makes people feel good, not feel sick with worry for him.

    21. cori says – reply to this


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      shut up about him. he is amazing and he will do whatever he wants. he practices real magic and you guys are jealous.

    22. MiGhT I AsK?!? says – reply to this


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      How is that magic?!?

      How is that magic?!?

      How is that magic?!?

      How is that magic?!?

      How is that magic?!?

    23. Angela says – reply to this


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      I think his street magic show was great, but his stunts are overblown and over dramatized. If he just stuck to his other premise I think people would actually still have some respect for him.

    24. EAT THE RICH!! says – reply to this


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      LET ME GUESS, OPRAH WILL FOLLOW BY THEN WALKING ON WATER?

    25. Rose says – reply to this


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      What the F David Blaine!!??!?!?

    26. Sigfried & Roy says – reply to this


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      What ever happened to the good old days of magic, you know, sawing a woman in half, making an elephant dissapear, being mauled by your white tiger…..

    27. zaza says – reply to this


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      Ugh! he looks like a jerk

    28. Katie says – reply to this


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      "I did cocaine with David Blaine, he made my blow disappear, mayan."

    29. fan says – reply to this


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      Here's David Blaine's Street Magic!

    30. La*La says – reply to this


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      Ugh.

      He's no Criss Angel. Holding his breath, cannot compare to what Criss did. Damnit he needs to move on to something else. Let Criss have the spotlight, instead of trying to hold his breath under water. Try a new stunt hun.

      ::walks away shaking head::

    31. crissangelfan says – reply to this


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      he culdnt even hold his breath 8 min. under water wat makes ppl think he culd hold it twice as much

    32. la la land says – reply to this


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      how is that magic? david blaine is an idiot. why does anyone care about these stupid stunts he pulls? i fail to see how they qualify as entertainment

    33. Anna says – reply to this


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      Re: Joyous1

      You have to breathe 100% oxygen for like half an hour before you attempt the record. "Normal" air is about 78% nitrogen and only about 21% oxygen.

    34. Gemma says – reply to this


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      I'm so over your bitch ass tricks, David Blaine.

    35. shaneequa says – reply to this


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      Git wizard.

    36. moon says – reply to this


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      Aww come on David Blaine is cool Perez! He works in the vein of old-school illusions and slight of hand tricks….so what if he does some fairly outlandish stuff in full view of the mainstream. Go back in time and think about Houdini who used to entertain the masses buy tightrope walking across Broadway in NYC, break in and out of any jail in the country, submerge himself chained, upside down and underwater - for fun!
      Sure, what Blaine is doing isn't neccesarily * NEW * - but it's fun! It's entertainment, it's intriguing! You can't always figure him out (those card tricks!, the levitation!) but his antics sure are fun to watch.

    37. high says – reply to this


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      I like the street magic shows he did. Idk about these crazy stunts

    38. Natalie Fabian says – reply to this


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      didn't he already try to do this and fail?!

    39. Abe says – reply to this


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      David Blaine needs to go away, criss angel needs to go away, there so fucking lame…David Blaine started this stupid attention getting shit…Oprah is so lame for putting him on her show, she's already fucked Obama for president….stay away from the brothers, your not helping your people out!

    40. Kate says – reply to this


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      Yeah, good luck is right!

    41. Wow says – reply to this


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      I would just like to set the record straight and say that the world record is 8 mins and some-odd seconds. Not 16 mins and 14 seconds as Perez would like you to believe.Listen up lackeys, for all those who believe one can hold their breath for 16 minutes and not DIE or suffer irreversable debilating vegetative brain damage…I'm speechless…seriously, I have nothing to say *shakes head and walks away*

    42. mb says – reply to this


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      Actually, you should read the article in the NYTimes. He has been working with a DR. and has already come very close.

    43. bebo las vegas says – reply to this


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      do you really think he would go on Oprah if he couldn't break the record?

    44. moogie says – reply to this


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      What a moron and who cares!!! I know I won't watch it and that is solely because it's on Ms. Anti-Christ's show Oprah. I want nothing to do with her EVER again.

    45. zia says – reply to this


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      OMG HE IS SO HOT!
      I HOPE HE SURVIVES THIS! (WITHOUT BRAIN DAMAGE)

    46. neepur says – reply to this


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      What's an Oprah?

    47. Judy says – reply to this


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      Re: cori – sweetheart, magic does not exist. mmmk?

    48. Lala says – reply to this


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      If Dave was to attempt to break wind for 16 minutes I'd watch otherwise it'll be a snoozefest.

    49. James says – reply to this


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      16 minutes? I don't think so.

    50. Eliza says – reply to this


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      I've been in love with him since the 1st day I saw him

    51. bobbobson says – reply to this


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      Do the majority of you ppl ride the short bus? F*cks sake… Criss Angel can't hold Blaine's Jockstrap.

    52. aquaman says – reply to this


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      you can breath water davey just try you can do it

    53. iloveeperez says – reply to this


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      David Blaine is a fucking douche.
      he needs to go to his cardboard box and stay there.

    54. demi says – reply to this


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      he's so hot…

    55. SplitSpade says – reply to this


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      I'm with bobbobson on this one. Also, to whoever said that this isn't magic…of course it isn't. This is an endurance stunt. His illusions and his stunts are two different things. Also, unlike Criss Angel and Blaine's own illusions, the stunts are real and pose real danger and that's why people choose to see them and root for him or, in the case of the majority of Perez's readers, follow exactly what Perez says and immediately dub him a moron.

    56. Peter says – reply to this


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      At least in Blaine's case there is no risk of brain damage…..

    57. Gazzer says – reply to this


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      Why couldn't they have thrown this nut off of Idol instead of Carly? Why Why Why?????

    58. Tracy says – reply to this


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      Didint he already attempt this, and fail?

    59. Dish says – reply to this


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      I thouhgt you read the NYTIMES? In Tuesday's paper there was an article on him training. He came withing 5 seconds of the record in front of the reporter but came up for air since he wanted to wait to break the record on Oprah.

      Maybe you should quit wishing people to fail that you don't like.

      p.s. Obama will win NC and IN and HRC will remain Sen. of NY

    60. DUMB ASS says – reply to this


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      I, for one, have no desire to hold my breath for 16 min. and 14 sec. and i don't think he's specail if he can. STOOPID IS RIGHT!!!! BUT PEREZ IS NO BETTER THAN STOOPID FOR CALLING SOME KID TINA 'FUCKING' WHATEVER, WAHTEVER AND SHOULD BE SHOT.

    61. oprah says – reply to this


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      He ugly

    62. Hello Kitty says – reply to this


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      Mario.. like you would not cream your pants if he bent over for you.

    63. Beeker says – reply to this


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      Darn, 16 minutes?! Guybrush Threepwood could only hold his for ten minutes…

    64. truth says – reply to this


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      ah ok, I REALLY NEED A NEW JOB

    65. frankinorhan says – reply to this


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      as long there's is oxygen in the water or something like that he can do it. Many freinds I met on a dating community called M E E T I N G W E A L T H Y dot com think so too. They are successful men and women. We usually talk together.

    66. IHATEYOUALL says – reply to this


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      He plans to round off the stunt in New York by attempting to break the world record for holding breath under water - which currently stands at eight minutes, 58 seconds - while trying to escape from 150lb (68kg) of metal chains.

      BBC.

      16 minutes… what is wrong with you americans? Science isn't the work of the Devil even if many of you knuckedraggers think so.

    67. Arioch says – reply to this


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      that's funny #66…

      because the two top heroes in the UK for your under 25 year olds are Amy Winehouse and Peter Dougherty, bahhahhahahah!!!!!!!!! So get off your very ridiculous high horse. I mean really, trying to make yourself seem superior in this forum?? Lol, I guess the real world kicks your ass everyday.

      :)

      (poll conducted by sky.com)

    68. amak15 says says – reply to this


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      WHAT THE EFF,, DAVID BLAINE!!!

    69. Alex says – reply to this


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      DUMBASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    70. Hello says – reply to this


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      The world record is about 8 minutes actually..

    71. oh pleeeez says – reply to this


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      I'm so sick of this asswipe with his lame stunts. Who gives a shit… it's going to be a boring show.. imagine sitting there watching this turd hold his breath for almost 15-20 minutes… oh wow what a thrill that'll be. No one gives a shit about this asswipe anymore.. YOUR STUNTS ARE BORING AS HELL DUDE!!!

    72. mikey says – reply to this


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      most of you people are idiots. as one person said, he has already been within 5 seconds and will shatter the record. pick up the new york times sometime, it was in the science section. and this is for a good cause. he has learned to control his body way beyond houdini in that he can slow his body down to minimize its need to breath and be impacted by CO2, which is the main inhibitor to holding your breath. the medical implications of being able to do what he can do are significant and are helping advance techniques that someday may save your worthless lives. david blaine has made his skills available to the medical community to study and research. maybe you brain deads out here can do the same with your worthless, atrophied brains.

    73. andrea says – reply to this


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      I hope he drowns

    74. the detective says – reply to this


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      death on oprah will surely bring up the ratings j.k. :P

    75. steve says – reply to this


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      World Record is under 8 minutes 58 sec.

    76. J says – reply to this


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      World Record is 8 minutes, not 16, dumbass…

    77. reen says – reply to this


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      BFD! I'm bored with his "hold your breath the longest" and "buried alive" and "live in an ice cube" stunts! L ets get back to his old tried and true illusions! Ya know the ones that put him on the map?? Step it up David, cuz Criss Angel is kickin' your ass!

    78. sidrabing says – reply to this


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      once again the TRICKLESS MAGICIAN is at it again……i cant!

    79. HASBEEN says – reply to this


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      WHAT A FUCKIN USELESS TOOL THIS GUY IS. HIS FAVORITE MAGIC TRICK WAS CALLED "HIDE THE SALAMI" - THE TRICK INVOLVED HIS MALE ASSISTANT OF COURSE. FUCKIN HASBEEN YOUR 15 MINUTES OF FAME IS OVER. WHEN HE WAS IN THAT BOX - THE BOX SYMBOLISED A MAN'S ANUS. HE WAS GIVING OUT THE MESSAGE HE LOVES TO BE INSIDE A MAN'S ANUS. FUCKIN PILLOWBITER MAGIC GAY MAN YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN HASBEEN'D YOU BONERSUCK

    80. DMAN says – reply to this


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      I WISH HE COULD MAKE HIMSELF DISSAPEAR LIKE
      PEREZ CAN MAKE A 10 INCHER DISSAPEAR

    81. Perez Hyatt says – reply to this


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      Poor David, his deathwish as spectacle is getting old. He should try something really, really hard like LIVING. Dying is easy. Living is the hardest thing you'll ever do bud.

    82. Hardy Har Har says – reply to this


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      I wish he would try to break the record for the longest anyone has gone without taking a dump. Whether he succeeds or fails, there's a finale guaranteed to make the headlines. :)

    83. Confucius says – reply to this


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      David Blaine, David Blaine, why they call him Blaine. He sum kinda genius? Everybody have blaines. I have a blaine in my head too. Perez has a big blaine to make this website. Why David so smart? Why?

    84. Laura says – reply to this


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      Didnt he do this already? Who Cares??!?

    85. me says – reply to this


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      uh u mean 16 MINUTES??

    86. oprah says – reply to this


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      wait! he hold's his breath longer when he's down on my snatch! faker!

    87. Kia says – reply to this


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      I'm betting money he is going to die.

    88. emski says – reply to this


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      do you always have to put people down that are better than you?

    89. deedee says – reply to this


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      I have David BLain and Cris Angel mixed up. I will say that I think that the two of them need to move on.
      I don't want to read their obituaries. They are both probabalists…..this alone should tell them that in time eventually something bad will happen.
      There loaded with talent and could do anything they put their minds to. I hope they decide to do so.
      I am sick of feeling sick for them every time I see one of their stunts.

    90. Carrie says – reply to this


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      WANNA SEE SOME MAGIC?

    91. L says – reply to this


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      hahaha. david blaine makes me laugh. just let criss angel have the spotlight, hun. your done.

    92. sandy says – reply to this


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      this man is possessed full of demons and someone needs to pray for him…HE WONT DO IT!

    93. slickcat says – reply to this


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      what a waste of fucking time…..

    94. u suck says – reply to this


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      oh shut the hell up perez his street magic's amazing…i wish he'd make u dissapear