Issues With Balding

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Poison lead singer and Rock of Love 'star' Fergie Brett Michaels has revealed just exactly what is underneath that bandana of his!

The relationship jabber was…blah.

"My hair is combined of my hair and the finest extensions Europe has to offer," says Michaels. "I do the show without it on all the time and they won't film me. They are like, "Put your bandanna back on. It is your image." It is my signature thing."

Thanks to the producers you don't have to see the nappy ass parts of his head where real and fake collide.

How much of his hair is real and how much is extensions??????

[Image via VH1.com.]

    Posted: Apr 23, 2008 at 2:00 pm / Email this  »

    197 comments to “Issues With Balding”

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    1. eeewww says – reply to this


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      old guys are icky

    2. loveMaegan.com says – reply to this


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      knew it!

    3. lol says – reply to this


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      lol he does look like fergie

    4. Mo says – reply to this


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      so much for natural rocker hair

    5. jessica says – reply to this


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      HEHE i'm not 1st

    6. Cassy says – reply to this


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      HAHA FIRST BITCHES

    7. soupamom says – reply to this


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      ewwww

    8. Josie says – reply to this


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      AHAHAHAHA BALD!!!!

    9. Molly says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!

    10. hfghfgh says – reply to this


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      eww he is gross and i love how they use pictures of him with abs for promotion that were taken like 20 years ago.. lol

    11. mrawesome says – reply to this


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      dude thats gross lol xD

    12. hmmm says – reply to this


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      first!

    13. bec says – reply to this


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      he is hot! with hair or not! just wish he didn't wear so much make-up.

    14. Anna Ferrari says – reply to this


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      first

    15. napster says – reply to this


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      nappy extensions are sexy

    16. lq says – reply to this


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      plugs are hot.

    17. Bret MIchaels looks like a tranny says – reply to this


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      There was one scene of him with the bandana off and he had these fucking twelve year old girl flowing blonde locks that looked way fake. I couldn't stop watching this show. Complete trainwreck. This guy is 45 years old. He looks 65 years of hard road. Every "woman" on this show was a full blown tranny blow up doll. My husband was sickened by all of them and he isn't afraid to say if someone's hot. Fucking awesome show. Will you stay in the mansion and continue to rock my world? Hell YES.

    18. Marta says – reply to this


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      Brett Michaels is freaking awesome even if he does wear extensions. Hahahaha I can't wait to see him when he comes to Dallas!

    19. robyn says – reply to this


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      Ambre rules!

    20. Natasha says – reply to this


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      Does it matter? At least he admits it, unlike travolta and who knows who else is balding.

    21. liz says – reply to this


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      That is so unattractive.

    22. jake b says – reply to this


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      fist, hahah hes cool tho

    23. Fill ups says – reply to this


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      Umm your alittle slow. Michael K totally covered this story a few days ago. Stop eating and report your facts alittle faster!

    24. NIKKI says – reply to this


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      LOVE HIS SHOW!!!!!!!!!

    25. sheree says – reply to this


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      yo there is a second in one episode he has nothing on his head, and it just looks like hair, i don't think he is balding, his hair just must be thin, hes not getting any younger.

    26. mel says – reply to this


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      o boy lol you always take her side bret…. heather

    27. Nigga stole my Yoshi! says – reply to this


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      nigga! shut yo mouf ya fat pig

    28. Joss says – reply to this


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      Cunt Face!!!!!!!!!!!

    29. sh3rry says – reply to this


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      bret is still hot

    30. Bella says – reply to this


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      you need the white background back. this shits an eyesore

    31. anon says – reply to this


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      I don't know, but I respect Brett for keeping it real and for getting involved with a real woman.

    32. !RaRa! says – reply to this


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      *LMFAO…….* Who Knew ;)

    33. scott says – reply to this


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      Shit, you're the ONLY other person, besides myself (that i know of), who's made the comparison between Bret and Fergie.

    34. Bella says – reply to this


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      Who cares! Still Hot!

    35. HAHAHA says – reply to this


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      Nappy is right!

    36. Fo Realz says – reply to this


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      I like him!

    37. truth says – reply to this


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      ah maybe he should start with small steps like less eyeliner and pancake makeup,and start from there

    38. joeyOh says – reply to this


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      TROLL DOLL first?

    39. jason says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    40. BRITNEY'S HAIRDRESSER says – reply to this


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      As if extensions will make him any more appealing. What a washed up old loser. Give it up, old man.

    41. Jessica says – reply to this


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      It looks like barbie hair….

    42. matt says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!

    43. allie says – reply to this


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      omg that is disgusting. good luck to amber! They're like twins!

    44. Vivi says – reply to this


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      Du-uh

    45. ha says – reply to this


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      first

    46. julie says – reply to this


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      gross

    47. mel says – reply to this


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      i love heather she dog walked that hoe how many head shots did she land like 8 or 9? then you can hear heather in the back talking to bret saying "you always take her side" that was the best part love love love her!

    48. Looks like my sister says – reply to this


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      The inexplcable career Brett Michaels continues. Poison SUCKED and Brett is just plain gross. He's from fucking PITTSBURGH, OK?!?!
      He did used to have him some hot abs, but that pout looks sillier the older he gets. BTW Brett, we already knew about your hair!

    49. LMAO says – reply to this


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      LOL!!!!! THAT IS SO WEIRD ! HAHAHHA i have no idea what is extensions and what is not, ew how grrrrrrrosss! hes only doing the show for a "come back" aand for people to buy his album… DAISY IS HIDEOUS!!!!!1

    50. Jessica G. says – reply to this


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      I LOVE YOU BRETT! wow, i would love to be his girl and to be with him. he seems so real and down to earth. ambre is really lucky to have him…there needs to be more guys out there like him. Once again, I LOVE YOU BRETT!!!!

    51. Kate says – reply to this


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      I read this last week on reality blurred. But thanks for trying to stay relevant!

    52. Mark says – reply to this


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      When Heavy Metal Rockers made homophobic remarks back in the '80s they were just trying to make us all understand that even though they wear tights, make-up, big hair and even high heels (sometimes) they were so "hetero" (most of them). Fortunately Bret can now be free to beautify himself and wear all the girlie accessories he can please without bashing gays! KUDOS!

    53. ks says – reply to this


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      WHO CARES? HE IS HOT!!!! Love him.

    54. Fawn says – reply to this


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      And We Care Because ?

    55. theheadbitch says – reply to this


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      Glad you posted this one in a timely manner fuckface

    56. KellyAnne says – reply to this


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      I might very well be alone in this but I totally think he is hot. Faith Hills Tim is balding too - thats life !!! He is into those dirty skanky hos but he is still cute & I bet he is DYNAMIC in the sack !

    57. Furby says – reply to this


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      the extensions he's referring to are in his pubes.

    58. Jessica says – reply to this


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      I love you Bret, hair or not!!!!

    59. tallytastic says – reply to this


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      gross!! he needs to throw in the towel. i dread seeing rock of love 3.

    60. d. says – reply to this


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      i always thought that was a toupee on top and fake hair ("extensions") attached to the bandannas because the bottom part always changed from coarse to stick-straight to curly to long and straggly to shorter razor cut all in the same episode just depending on the damn bandanna!!…not that i really watched the show or anything.

    61. themaddestprincess says – reply to this


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      I think his show is so lame. I watched it for one season. He on the other hand still looks good for his age. I like the bandana better.

    62. Kimmy says – reply to this


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      Did he mention anything about what he stuffs his pants with? He always has a huge buldge to one side but I don't think its his cock. Must be painful if it is!!

      Oh and I am pleased he finally admitted the baldness.

    63. Phuc U says – reply to this


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      Brett looks like a woman.
      And Facebook is gayer than Mario.

    64. end user says – reply to this


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      i got my head shaved last week (3 mm) but i used to pvt in LAB series root power hair tonic and matching shampoo

    65. annihaha says – reply to this


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      Actually he's from Mechanicsburg dumb ass! No where near Pittsburgh. Get your facts straight.

    66. valerie says – reply to this


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      he should of picked daisy

    67. Brandi says – reply to this


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      You kids on here are a hoot! Bret Michaels is yummy. Go listen to your teeney bopper Jonas crap and leave Bret to the real music lovers.

    68. Destiny says – reply to this


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      I love him no matter what!
      he is Sexy!

    69. CARRIE says – reply to this


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      HAHA! LIKE THAT WASN'T OBVIOUS.

    70. Obsessed says – reply to this


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      aging sucks kids

    71. redsongia says – reply to this


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      What's the deal with his major tranny-attraction? He keeps acting like he doesn't know at least 3 of those girls used to be dudes. The more people point it out, the more he talks about how hot they are in bed. And he ONLY seems to want to hit it with the trannilicious ones.

      Out him Perez.

    72. washed up old farts r gross!!! says – reply to this


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      maybe that hoebag he picked can make him a wig out of her pubies!!!! They could pick the crabs out together when they bleach them blond. Nothing says true love like a STD

    73. Krista says – reply to this


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      Who cares. He's a great guy and is always good to his fans. Brett and Poison rock.

    74. jackie says – reply to this


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      What I find grosser is how he is constantly sticking his tongue in any open female mouth around.

    75. Hillerita says – reply to this


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      I don't believe the hair extensions part. He needs the bandana because it's a wig. He's nas-tay and fits right in w/ VH1. They have the worst shows ever.

    76. Hollianne says – reply to this


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      I F-in knew it!!!! …and the one time I actually saw his hairline on the show he looked ridiculous, even though it was very well filled in. Cheese n' rice!!!!

    77. yocoho says – reply to this


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      When he was younger he was gorgeous but now he looks like a cross between a tranny and someone who has had too much drink and cigarettes…oh and lose the makeup.

    78. Greg says – reply to this


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      This wasnt a story on every news web site over a week ago or anything.
      Guess when youre not "breaking news" that dictators died, you're a little slow on the uptake huh fatso?

    79. ll says – reply to this


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      thats gross

    80. Heather says – reply to this


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      You know he is diabetic, the meds he takes, which he has been taking since he was you, cause hair loss. So it should come as no surprise that he is balding!

    81. bleuughhh says – reply to this


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      lol… i thought that was michael keaton in a wig..

    82. lissy says – reply to this


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      Re: sheree – he is bald honey, what you saw was a wig

    83. Bridget says – reply to this


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      This is old news

    84. Gimme me the biggest effing breakeroo says – reply to this


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      Finest extensions? HAH! If they are from Europe, they must be the best?
      That shiny suit and his lousy acting made that show a comedy!

    85. Vomitus says – reply to this


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      How much Benefit Bad Gal eyeliner was used in that show anyway?

    86. Joanne says – reply to this


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      Hair extensions are used to create the illusion of length. If Bret is balding like most men, extensions will do nothing for him since they are placed more towards the base of your head. He has to be wearing a piece on the top of his head to, his hair is way to think on the top, if he was balding.

    87. Every douche had his day... says – reply to this


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      Loved the faces Big John made on the last show…pervert.

    88. kris says – reply to this


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      WAIT, so we needed confirmation on this? Couldn't we see with our own eyes that his hair is as fake as Jessica Simpson's?

    89. hatzumomo says – reply to this


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      he needs a better weave…ask new york and/or saapyhri from flavor of love!

    90. JUDI says – reply to this


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      WHO CARES …HE'S STILL HOT!!!

    91. Frenchie's Cookie says – reply to this


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      Poison is one of the Hasselbeck's FAVE band….that says is all…..can you see princess and that big galoot dancing to "I Want Action? Satisfaction ALRIGHT!!" OMG

    92. Bitchsmasher says – reply to this


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      Who gives a shit if he is bald. Like all of you are so perfect.
      Please. He is one of the nicest men in the world.

      So piss off.

    93. Hansma says – reply to this


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      I watched his show this season (shamefully). The episode where he meets the 'rents you see him without his bandanna. He actually looks really good. He isn't bald at all. I mean, if he has plugs you can't even tell.

    94. Jeanette says – reply to this


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      Maybe he should have a new show called Wig of Love. Where he searches for a new wig because the one he has is HORRIBLE!

    95. SAD ... says – reply to this


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      All I know, is that I'm sooo sad that Rock of Love II is OVER!!! It was a train wreck that I became addicted to!!! What will entertain me on Sunday nights? Oh! My life is so gray now …

    96. sable says – reply to this


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      gross

    97. free says – reply to this


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      who cares, hair is dead anyway

    98. CHIXTRA says – reply to this


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      I Knew that mother-f*cker had STRIPPER hair
      IF YOU CANT ACHEEVE IT, WEEEEVE IT!

    99. BASQUIAT says – reply to this


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      He has a lace front just like Tyra, Beyonce and Elton???
      They should buy their hair in bulk, to save $$$

    100. Brit Brat says – reply to this


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      That bandana covers it up, the stitches….he never leaves home without it.

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