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Separated At Birth

Filed under: Separated At Birth > Bette Midler

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Left: Bette Midler. Right: Eric Stoltz in The Mask.



279 comments to “Separated At Birth”

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  1. wendy k says – reply to this


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    perez… that's just wrong! bette is awesome! you so mean!

  2. WHO CARES says – reply to this


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    OMG, what has my girl Bett done to herself!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. twinklinstarr99 says – reply to this


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    That is so mean yet so funny.

  4. Foist says – reply to this


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    Where did this come from? Your ass?

  5. Kayla says – reply to this


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    Awww that's mean.

  6. Lauren says – reply to this


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    pretty funny shit perez

  7. Fark says – reply to this


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    I have a female coworker that looks like The Mask. You know who you are, Debbie.

  8. jamie says – reply to this


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    omg a ginger rumer willis

  9. Dominique says – reply to this


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    Thats harsh, even for you don't you think? lol. Insane though how you find all of these seperated at births and they do normally work lol.

  10. sydney says – reply to this


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    FIRST

  11. Natalie says – reply to this


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    1sssssssssssstttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt BITCHES!!!!!!

  12. Lulu says – reply to this


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    Now that's just mean.

  13. Perez is a Beyotch says – reply to this


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    Seriously that's the worst SAB you've ever done.

    Asshole

  14. Natalie says – reply to this


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    What the F*** i thought i was first……….

  15. traci says – reply to this


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    that's so mean! the divine miss m has always had a "distinct" look…i don't know that i'd go as far as to say elephant man! i still heart you though perez :)

  16. aimee zarabi says – reply to this


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    first. thats mean sad too.

  17. Axxcexx says – reply to this


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    No, She looks nothing like him.

  18. leahhh says – reply to this


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    ewwwww

  19. Amanda says – reply to this


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    There's not even a resemblance. That's really fucked up…

  20. Jackie says – reply to this


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    That's just mean!

  21. Mimi says – reply to this


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    So wrong!

  22. alicia says – reply to this


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    ewww haha

  23. Joe Schmo says – reply to this


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    You look more like him than she does.

  24. Miss.K says – reply to this


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    Rumer Willis donated her chin to Bette.. wow.. it kinda looks good on her.

  25. Robin says – reply to this


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    HAHAHA That is so wrong!

  26. Katie says – reply to this


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    HAHAHA! So True!

  27. Ben1280 says – reply to this


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    Now that's some funny shit right there!

  28. highlander says – reply to this


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    I have to admit, Perez, when it comes to matching big heads, you know how to pick em. Is it true that your melon has it's own Area Code?

  29. Jkat says – reply to this


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    I thnk Bette looks amazing. Be nice Perez!

  30. will.i.am says – reply to this


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    Aww leave the Midler alone. I love Bette.

  31. a moo says – reply to this


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    MEAN!!!

  32. girly965 says – reply to this


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    that's not even funny . . . it's stupid.

  33. Mena says – reply to this


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    So wrong

  34. Tony F. says – reply to this


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    Harsh!

  35. hilarie says – reply to this


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    mean

  36. Haley says – reply to this


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    Is that a picture of Rumer Willis in OP ad?????

  37. NonCyboy says – reply to this


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    OH MY LORD, P-NASTY!

  38. Tom says – reply to this


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    Not funny.

  39. Your Mean Today! says – reply to this


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    That's just mean!!!

  40. Katie says – reply to this


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    Oh, that's mean…

  41. YouveBeenScooped says – reply to this


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    YOU'VE BEEN SCOOPED PEREZ! WHERE'S YOUR POST ABOUT STAR JONES DIVORCING BIG GAY AL???????

  42. kat says – reply to this


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    now that's cruel

  43. Just Sayin says – reply to this


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    I don't care much for the old rag but thats not funny…even for your toilet standards.

  44. ♥kc♥ says – reply to this


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    Whatever Perez. your lame. This is by far the dumbest one yet. Slow news day hu? getting pretty desperate for postings.

  45. butchfag says – reply to this


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    You're such an ass!

  46. mariecp says – reply to this


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    awwww… perez….
    that's not funny for bette! I tought she looked fab in that picture!!!

  47. Jules says – reply to this


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    ummm i think this is mean I like Bette midler and she is a handsome woman and she is old and I think this is crappy Perez.. she is a funny lady and she can belt out the songs just cause she isn't conventional beauty doesn"'t mean she looks like the guy from the mask.

  48. Ham says – reply to this


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    You know you were wrong with that shit

  49. alana says – reply to this


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    wrong….just wrong.

  50. Tonya says – reply to this


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    Um…try a mirror sweetie. You look way more like the elephant man than she does.

  51. Adam says – reply to this


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    Oh, mean. I LOVE The Diving Miss M…..but yeah, she's not looking so good here. Why so puffy Miss M?

    First? he he I hate when people say that, but thought I'd annoy too!

  52. JC says – reply to this


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    not fair and not funny

  53. jackie says – reply to this


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    That is just mean

  54. The Wiz says – reply to this


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    No funny, just mean. Low even for you.

  55. mimi says – reply to this


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    That sucked, Perez.

  56. David says – reply to this


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    LEAVE BETTE ALONE!

    :P

  57. meeebitch says – reply to this


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    HA HA HA HA HAAAAA ! !

  58. DEZZ says – reply to this


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    your so wrong!!!! Bette Midler is gorgeous and always will be. Is that guy like that in real life though or was it make up for the movie?

  59. Tekvine says – reply to this


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    Omg. My friend told me that she saw her profile with hot photos on "milliona irefr iends com". Is that true? Maybe… OMG, is she looking for relationships?

  60. NUBIAN GODDESS dressed for Art Museum-hopping on FIFTH in a YSL Safari Suit says – reply to this


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    Nobody ever said she was a beauty. But she's got a commodity so rare in the entertainment business these days, just look at Eva Dong-Whore-Ria, Jessica "I'm not Latina!!! (but still a big ole PUTA!) Alba, and the Simpson sisters for proof–REAL TALENT! Plus The Divine One knows how to live her life the right way and with true class!

  61. omega hayley says – reply to this


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    don't hate on miss devine bette.
    everyone would pray they'll look that good at her age.

  62. Marie says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHA. What's funny about this is you having the balls to criticize what someone looks like.

  63. ashley99 says – reply to this


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    You know, if that Mask person died his hair black he would look like Rumer Willis.

  64. Britney says – reply to this


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    Not funny at all. What would be real funny is instead of Bette Midler any of the horrible pictures your fat ass takes.

  65. ROLO says – reply to this


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    Your one to talk Perez you look like (the big blue monster)Sully from Monsters inc.!!!!!

  66. Janice says – reply to this


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    The Divine Miss M is pure talent and class. Take notes cuz she's the woman you'll never be…no matter how hard you try.

  67. RayRay says – reply to this


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    PEREZ THE MOVIE IS CALLED MASK NOT THE MASK ~> THE MASK IS WITH JIM CARREY

  68. WTF says – reply to this


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    What he fuck!!??!! You've got no mutherfuckin shame. That woman's ALWAYS been the shit and we only see her out & about when she's doing good and you dog her ou like that?!! WTF, Perez!! Maybe you had a bit too much wine before you posted this… Nope. there's no excuse.

  69. red_diablo says – reply to this


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    YOUR NOT RIGHT……………..LOL

  70. Divine Miss M says – reply to this


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    Fuck you, Perez! Leave Bette alone! The only thing you could plant is your ass in a cafe.

  71. cc says – reply to this


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    not cool. bette is a living legend.

  72. twelveoclock says – reply to this


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    that's mean. at least she's doing something for the environment. what have you done?

  73. lipchic says – reply to this


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    cheap shot Perez….. VIVA BETTE!!!

  74. carl says – reply to this


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    Ohhhhhhhhh, that's cold.

  75. SexyCrazyCool says – reply to this


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    Perez you WRONG for this one…Bette Midler is a LEGEND, hell I thought you"Gays" Liked Miss Midler she IS a Broadway star…HELLO!

  76. Krissy says – reply to this


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    That is so mean. She's awesome :(

  77. SHAME, SHAME ON YOU says – reply to this


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    Bette Midler Is a WONDERFUL person. She did not deserve this DISRESPECT! YOU OWE HER AN APOLOGY!!!! Have you looked in a MIRROR? YOU LOOK LIKE A —— —— —– — —— ——!

  78. Boo says – reply to this


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    She looks nothing like that!!!

  79. man says – reply to this


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    This would be more appropriate for Rumer Willis

  80. Lynette says – reply to this


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    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  81. notrub says – reply to this


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    The movie isn't "The Mask" it's just "Mask"

    "The Mask" is the 1994 comedy featuring Jim Carrey.

    "Mask" is a 1985 drama featuring Eric Stoltz

  82. Veruca Salt says – reply to this


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    That's so horrible. Bette is amazing. We'll see if she lets you into her Vegas show now!!

  83. Candy says – reply to this


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    That's pretty funny…but mean at the same time!

  84. woopoopoo says – reply to this


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    i love bette and all the gays do too!

  85. katie says – reply to this


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    the one on the right looks more like heidi montag!!

  86. kallie says – reply to this


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    NOO!!! Bette is amazing! this is too mean!

  87. laurie says – reply to this


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    Come on Perez, Bette is THE entertainer… I would love to go see her, Please, you know better!!!

  88. Carole says – reply to this


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    Not even close or funny. That character was based on a real person. Why are you stooping so low to make fun of the disabled/disfigured? Not funny Perez not funny at all.

  89. erica says – reply to this


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    he had a disease and was a really nice smart guy, and the night he died on the movie it showed him taking down all the pegs for the places he planned on going bc he knew that night he was going to die and wouldn't be able to go anywhere anymore, and it's not his fault his life was so tragic, and he was still a nice person and look at you perez. your a big fat gay jack ass, fuck you ass hole. I bet you never even seen the film about him, and you are ugly INSIDE AND OUT, at least he was beautiful on the inside, I used to like you perez, but FUCK YOU ASS HOLE!

  90. Divine says – reply to this


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    You are an ass Perez

  91. Erin says – reply to this


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    jealous perez?

  92. amyamy says – reply to this


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    Bette Midler is a really great star and Perez is only famous for bad-mouthing others. Maybe he's jealous because she always has been and always will be a bigger, better star. I also think she's very attractive and likeable too!

  93. megs says – reply to this


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    these type of posts are completely mean-spirited and childish. wow. how do you have any credibility or friends? wow

  94. Dumb-ass says – reply to this


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    Perez you dumb shit–it's 'Mask', not 'The Mask.'

  95. amy says – reply to this


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    it is not "THE Mask" it is just "MASK" Jesus perez.

  96. Djchitown says – reply to this


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    dude your such ana ignorant fag Bette Midler is slimmer and hotter than ever. Have you looked in th emirror lately queer boy. You can keep drawing these skinny little cartoons of your self but your still a fat fag.

  97. star says – reply to this


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    you crossed a line here Perez. B is beautifull!

  98. Joy Behar is the female mask! says – reply to this


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    The Mask looks much more like Joy Behar than Midler

  99. hammer says – reply to this


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    you should have your gay card taken away for that one!!!
    BETTE MIDLER IS AN ICON

    I DON'T THINK THAT'S FUNNY AT ALL.

  100. Lora says – reply to this


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    Dude, that's just wrong. Bette can look better than you in her sleep. Shame on you, ripping on one of the greatest gay icons!

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