Separated At Birth

Filed under: Separated At Birth > Bette Midler

Left: Bette Midler. Right: Eric Stoltz in The Mask.

Posted: Apr 23, 2008 at 10:50 am / Email this »

See All 279 Comments

279 comments to “Separated At Birth”

More comments: [1] 2 3 »

wendy k says – reply to this

1

perez… that's just wrong! bette is awesome! you so mean!
WHO CARES says – reply to this

2

OMG, what has my girl Bett done to herself!!!!!!!!!!!!!
twinklinstarr99 says – reply to this

3

That is so mean yet so funny.
Foist says – reply to this

4

Where did this come from? Your ass?
Kayla says – reply to this

5

Awww that's mean.
Lauren says – reply to this

6

pretty funny shit perez
Fark says – reply to this

7

I have a female coworker that looks like The Mask. You know who you are, Debbie.
jamie says – reply to this

8

omg a ginger rumer willis
Dominique says – reply to this

9

Thats harsh, even for you don't you think? lol. Insane though how you find all of these seperated at births and they do normally work lol.
sydney says – reply to this

10

FIRST
Natalie says – reply to this

11

1sssssssssssstttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt BITCHES!!!!!!
Lulu says – reply to this

12

Now that's just mean.
Perez is a Beyotch says – reply to this

13

Seriously that's the worst SAB you've ever done.

Asshole
Natalie says – reply to this

14

What the F*** i thought i was first……….
traci says – reply to this

15

that's so mean! the divine miss m has always had a "distinct" look…i don't know that i'd go as far as to say elephant man! i still heart you though perez
aimee zarabi says – reply to this

16

first. thats mean sad too.
Axxcexx says – reply to this

17

No, She looks nothing like him.
leahhh says – reply to this

18

ewwwww
Amanda says – reply to this

19

There's not even a resemblance. That's really fucked up…
Jackie says – reply to this

20

That's just mean!
Mimi says – reply to this

21

So wrong!
alicia says – reply to this

22

ewww haha
Joe Schmo says – reply to this

23

You look more like him than she does.
Miss.K says – reply to this

24

Rumer Willis donated her chin to Bette.. wow.. it kinda looks good on her.
Robin says – reply to this

25

HAHAHA That is so wrong!
Katie says – reply to this

26

HAHAHA! So True!
Ben1280 says – reply to this

27

Now that's some funny shit right there!
highlander says – reply to this

28

I have to admit, Perez, when it comes to matching big heads, you know how to pick em. Is it true that your melon has it's own Area Code?
Jkat says – reply to this

29

I thnk Bette looks amazing. Be nice Perez!
will.i.am says – reply to this

30

Aww leave the Midler alone. I love Bette.
a moo says – reply to this

31

MEAN!!!
girly965 says – reply to this

32

that's not even funny . . . it's stupid.
Mena says – reply to this

33

So wrong
Tony F. says – reply to this

34

Harsh!
hilarie says – reply to this

35

mean
Haley says – reply to this

36

Is that a picture of Rumer Willis in OP ad?????
NonCyboy says – reply to this

37

OH MY LORD, P-NASTY!
Tom says – reply to this

38

Not funny.
Your Mean Today! says – reply to this

39

That's just mean!!!
Katie says – reply to this

40

Oh, that's mean…
YouveBeenScooped says – reply to this

41

YOU'VE BEEN SCOOPED PEREZ! WHERE'S YOUR POST ABOUT STAR JONES DIVORCING BIG GAY AL???????
kat says – reply to this

42

now that's cruel
Just Sayin says – reply to this

43

I don't care much for the old rag but thats not funny…even for your toilet standards.
♥kc♥ says – reply to this

44

Whatever Perez. your lame. This is by far the dumbest one yet. Slow news day hu? getting pretty desperate for postings.
butchfag says – reply to this

45

You're such an ass!
mariecp says – reply to this

46

awwww… perez….
that's not funny for bette! I tought she looked fab in that picture!!!
Jules says – reply to this

47

ummm i think this is mean I like Bette midler and she is a handsome woman and she is old and I think this is crappy Perez.. she is a funny lady and she can belt out the songs just cause she isn't conventional beauty doesn"'t mean she looks like the guy from the mask.
Ham says – reply to this

48

You know you were wrong with that shit
alana says – reply to this

49

wrong….just wrong.
Tonya says – reply to this

50

Um…try a mirror sweetie. You look way more like the elephant man than she does.
Adam says – reply to this

51

Oh, mean. I LOVE The Diving Miss M…..but yeah, she's not looking so good here. Why so puffy Miss M?

First? he he I hate when people say that, but thought I'd annoy too!
JC says – reply to this

52

not fair and not funny
jackie says – reply to this

53

That is just mean
The Wiz says – reply to this

54

No funny, just mean. Low even for you.
mimi says – reply to this

55

That sucked, Perez.
David says – reply to this

56

LEAVE BETTE ALONE!

:P
meeebitch says – reply to this

57

HA HA HA HA HAAAAA ! !
DEZZ says – reply to this

58

your so wrong!!!! Bette Midler is gorgeous and always will be. Is that guy like that in real life though or was it make up for the movie?
Tekvine says – reply to this

59

Omg. My friend told me that she saw her profile with hot photos on "milliona irefr iends com". Is that true? Maybe… OMG, is she looking for relationships?
NUBIAN GODDESS dressed for Art Museum-hopping on FIFTH in a YSL Safari Suit says – reply to this

60

Nobody ever said she was a beauty. But she's got a commodity so rare in the entertainment business these days, just look at Eva Dong-Whore-Ria, Jessica "I'm not Latina!!! (but still a big ole PUTA!) Alba, and the Simpson sisters for proof–REAL TALENT! Plus The Divine One knows how to live her life the right way and with true class!
omega hayley says – reply to this

61

don't hate on miss devine bette.
everyone would pray they'll look that good at her age.
Marie says – reply to this

62

HAHAHAHA. What's funny about this is you having the balls to criticize what someone looks like.
ashley99 says – reply to this

63

You know, if that Mask person died his hair black he would look like Rumer Willis.
Britney says – reply to this

64

Not funny at all. What would be real funny is instead of Bette Midler any of the horrible pictures your fat ass takes.
ROLO says – reply to this

65

Your one to talk Perez you look like (the big blue monster)Sully from Monsters inc.!!!!!
Janice says – reply to this

66

The Divine Miss M is pure talent and class. Take notes cuz she's the woman you'll never be…no matter how hard you try.
RayRay says – reply to this

67

PEREZ THE MOVIE IS CALLED MASK NOT THE MASK ~> THE MASK IS WITH JIM CARREY
WTF says – reply to this

68

What he fuck!!??!! You've got no mutherfuckin shame. That woman's ALWAYS been the shit and we only see her out & about when she's doing good and you dog her ou like that?!! WTF, Perez!! Maybe you had a bit too much wine before you posted this… Nope. there's no excuse.
red_diablo says – reply to this

69

YOUR NOT RIGHT……………..LOL
Divine Miss M says – reply to this

70

Fuck you, Perez! Leave Bette alone! The only thing you could plant is your ass in a cafe.
cc says – reply to this

71

not cool. bette is a living legend.
twelveoclock says – reply to this

72

that's mean. at least she's doing something for the environment. what have you done?
lipchic says – reply to this

73

cheap shot Perez….. VIVA BETTE!!!
carl says – reply to this

74

Ohhhhhhhhh, that's cold.
SexyCrazyCool says – reply to this

75

Perez you WRONG for this one…Bette Midler is a LEGEND, hell I thought you"Gays" Liked Miss Midler she IS a Broadway star…HELLO!
Krissy says – reply to this

76

That is so mean. She's awesome
SHAME, SHAME ON YOU says – reply to this

77

Bette Midler Is a WONDERFUL person. She did not deserve this DISRESPECT! YOU OWE HER AN APOLOGY!!!! Have you looked in a MIRROR? YOU LOOK LIKE A —— —— —– — —— ——!
Boo says – reply to this

78

She looks nothing like that!!!
man says – reply to this

79

This would be more appropriate for Rumer Willis
Lynette says – reply to this

80

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
notrub says – reply to this

81

The movie isn't "The Mask" it's just "Mask"

"The Mask" is the 1994 comedy featuring Jim Carrey.

"Mask" is a 1985 drama featuring Eric Stoltz
Veruca Salt says – reply to this

82

That's so horrible. Bette is amazing. We'll see if she lets you into her Vegas show now!!
Candy says – reply to this

83

That's pretty funny…but mean at the same time!
woopoopoo says – reply to this

84

i love bette and all the gays do too!
katie says – reply to this

85

the one on the right looks more like heidi montag!!
kallie says – reply to this

86

NOO!!! Bette is amazing! this is too mean!
laurie says – reply to this

87

Come on Perez, Bette is THE entertainer… I would love to go see her, Please, you know better!!!
Carole says – reply to this

88

Not even close or funny. That character was based on a real person. Why are you stooping so low to make fun of the disabled/disfigured? Not funny Perez not funny at all.
erica says – reply to this

89

he had a disease and was a really nice smart guy, and the night he died on the movie it showed him taking down all the pegs for the places he planned on going bc he knew that night he was going to die and wouldn't be able to go anywhere anymore, and it's not his fault his life was so tragic, and he was still a nice person and look at you perez. your a big fat gay jack ass, fuck you ass hole. I bet you never even seen the film about him, and you are ugly INSIDE AND OUT, at least he was beautiful on the inside, I used to like you perez, but FUCK YOU ASS HOLE!
Divine says – reply to this

90

You are an ass Perez
Erin says – reply to this

91

jealous perez?
amyamy says – reply to this

92

Bette Midler is a really great star and Perez is only famous for bad-mouthing others. Maybe he's jealous because she always has been and always will be a bigger, better star. I also think she's very attractive and likeable too!
megs says – reply to this

93

these type of posts are completely mean-spirited and childish. wow. how do you have any credibility or friends? wow
Dumb-ass says – reply to this

94

Perez you dumb shit–it's 'Mask', not 'The Mask.'
amy says – reply to this

95

it is not "THE Mask" it is just "MASK" Jesus perez.
Djchitown says – reply to this

96

dude your such ana ignorant fag Bette Midler is slimmer and hotter than ever. Have you looked in th emirror lately queer boy. You can keep drawing these skinny little cartoons of your self but your still a fat fag.
star says – reply to this

97

you crossed a line here Perez. B is beautifull!
Joy Behar is the female mask! says – reply to this

98

The Mask looks much more like Joy Behar than Midler
hammer says – reply to this

99

you should have your gay card taken away for that one!!!
BETTE MIDLER IS AN ICON

I DON'T THINK THAT'S FUNNY AT ALL.
Lora says – reply to this

100

Dude, that's just wrong. Bette can look better than you in her sleep. Shame on you, ripping on one of the greatest gay icons!

More comments: [1] 2 3 »

Beyonce SHINES At Revel! WERKS Single Ladies & Halo! Watch!!

Sparkle it up, gurl!! Let us see that seXXy shine!!

Still thrilled from Beyonce's intimate behind-the-scenes video, we're ready to DANCE after watching this Single Ladies performance!!

The crowd was WILD for Bey when she made her first stage debut since giving birth to beautiful Blue Ivy. And from the looks of this performance, she gave 'em their money's worth and then some!

But don't even get us started on Halo (below)! She even tributes Whitney Houston with

Advertising info