Separated At Birth

Filed under: Separated At Birth > Bette Midler

Left: Bette Midler. Right: Eric Stoltz in The Mask.

Posted: Apr 23, 2008 at 10:50 am / Email this »

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me says – reply to this

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thats soooooooooo wrong
Melanie says – reply to this

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oh perez, thats just awful.
Crystal says – reply to this

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Perez this is a new low, even for you. How dare you say that ?!?!
Jenny says – reply to this

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This is mean. Why can't you be nice to other people? What has Bette done to you lately until you hate her so much?
Craig says – reply to this

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That's not nice buddy.
Sloopy says – reply to this

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actually it's just 'Mask'

and props to Bette for staying ugly and making it cool.
Rick says – reply to this

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Bette Midler is the shit! High class, not something that would fall out of your loose fat ass!!! She is in her 60's and looking hotter then ever! Go stick a dick in your rear and be nice to your peers. This shit is even lower than usual, kinda getting sick of this site!
Betsy says – reply to this

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That's horrible! I thought the gays loved Bette Midler? Guess not…
Betsy says – reply to this

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Re: hammer –

Agreed!
careto&inall says – reply to this

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No, no, no perez, why? shes a beauty and he had a beautiful heart. you should know better, or has hollyrock gotten to you too. A concerned Canuck..
canadianmamajama says – reply to this

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Oh no you didn't! You dissed the Devine Miss M?! Ohhhhhhh Perez….you're going to hell for that one, lol!
Jim says – reply to this

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That was just mean spirited……
Dan says – reply to this

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wtf? find an old enough picture of bette?
Couponita says – reply to this

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Asshole. The guy from mask looks more like you than bette.

On your best day you have less talent than Bette does on her worst.

I am starting to LOATHE you. You're a Famewhore with no power.

I dare you to reply john@johnphull.com
HeroinHam says – reply to this

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OH PEREZ YOU USED IT!!!!!!!! YYYAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! U Made me soooo happy! I'ma send U more if I get high again and think of them!
carrie says – reply to this

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talk about anyone butttttttttttttt bette she awsome i like looking at your site but you piss me off with this stupid shit find someone else
Emily says – reply to this

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I heard that people who make fun of bette midler are assholes.
mm says – reply to this

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Perez, you're such an asshole.
Tiffanychitownchick says – reply to this

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Perez You a fool for that one!LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Tiffany says – reply to this

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Perez~ You're my homie BUT how are you going to ask folks to donate to Special Needs and then "poke fun" at the character in the Mask? C'mon…
Love ya, Mean it!
mea says – reply to this

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That's totally mean and unnecessary.
DLR says – reply to this

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Oh that was just mean Perez! Bette is a beautiful woman, and to be compared to someone with a facial disfigurement is just wrong, so very wrong! By the way you also shouldn't call Rumer Willis "potatoehead." How would YOU like it if people called you such a name? Not nice, hey? Treat people the way you would like to be treated, and I'm sure you would find this a much nicer world.
footballisus says – reply to this

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oh man that is cold that is way cold sad and pretty close to right on you better hope you never see her on the street shell woop you until you look like mask too
Unknown..? says – reply to this

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That is really mean.

You're making fun of someone of someone who was real, who really had this disease.

I don't care that you used the picture of the person from the movie, it's still mean and uncalled for.

The movie is called Mask, not The Mask. That would be the movie with Jim Carry.
justin, bette's bitch says – reply to this

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Show her some respect. She is a gay god and you need to know that, girl. Bette Midler in The Rose tops anything you or I will ever do.

RESPECT THE DIVINE, GODDAMNIT
Jim says – reply to this

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Separated at birth: Perez and Pugsley Addams. When you're Bette's age you'll be an even sadder little queen than you are now. You fucking suck. GET AIDS, Perez…Oh, wait, you'd have to have sex for that to happen. Your Uncle Fester wouldn't even fuck you (although you begged). Seriously though, you're gross.
katie says – reply to this

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this is uncalled for.
bette is amazing. leave her alone.
Chota says – reply to this

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You went a little too far on that one Perez
Jane M says – reply to this

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Whatever, one day you're saying how nice she is and the next you're making fun of her. Bette's hot, stop being an ass
BATHOG says – reply to this

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stolz is more attractive
sabbyinger says – reply to this

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Leave bet alone perez………what has she done to you?
Teresa says – reply to this

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WHAT??? were you just filling space?
hatred says – reply to this

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IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT

50% of your posts today have been BULLSHIT

goodbye perez
Phil says – reply to this

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You just showed how corrupt your soul is.
hey perez says – reply to this

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Perez, please do a photo of Bette and Joy Behar side by side. Then ask SEPARATED AT BIRTH??
Legalknievel says – reply to this

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you wish bette midler would even pay you any mind. amatuer.
Jon says – reply to this

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OMG THE DIVINE MS M. LOOKS NOTHING LIKE THAT GUY IN MASK.. SHAME ON YOU PEREZ
Danny says – reply to this

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you are so not right! LOL!
sherrill says – reply to this

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Wow…you're going to hell for that one.
btinTornoto says – reply to this

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That's sooooo wrong, but way too funny. I'm going to hell; see you there!
Marc says – reply to this

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lol
BrandonK says – reply to this

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You disgust me! How dare you defile bette like that you fat fucking pig. She's more of a woman, or man for that matter, than you can ever hope to be.
Mary-Claire says – reply to this

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Ms. Midler is SUPREMLY talented, and has more class in her little toe than you have in your entire bloated and ill used body
Perez loves to shit on gay icons says – reply to this

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Whoops (not) you did it again.

You are sooooooooooo not Gay, Perez. You can't be.

You are just a little straight boy lusting after Miley Cyrus, admit it. There could not possibly be a queer this ignorant. You aren't even latino, are you? Your real name is Evril McCorkle and you are from Possum Kingdom, South Carolina. Good one, you had everyone going for a long time.
Steve says – reply to this

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The movie was called Mask, you idiot. The Mask had Jim Carrey in it.
DON'T DIS BETTE!
sarah says – reply to this

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Bette Midler rules! No resemblance. Divine Miss M all the way!!
niki from peg city(canada) says – reply to this

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geezy perez u mean….bette is hot and a damn good entertainer or whateva u wanna call her..don't b mean like dat…u should be ashamed…
starvertigo says – reply to this

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Considering that she is a gay icon and your gay and comparing her to some hideous character from a movie is harsh she should go around to your house and kick your ass!!!!!!!!!
Chopper says – reply to this

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He looks more like Rumer
ginger b says – reply to this

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mean mario, that's uncalled for. I thought you were getting nicer with the weight loss, nope
katie says – reply to this

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well, i've found a new site to go to.
because of this post, i'm never going to your site again.
anna says – reply to this

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NOT FUNNY. JUST MEAN.
justme says – reply to this

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your a fu*king idiot, quit being an a-hole. SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!
minnie says – reply to this

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You're going to gay HELL for that one Mario. Give some fucking respect to that woman who was paying dues playing in bathhouses in NYC when you were a fat sissy 2 year old. You are a sad man.
Rachel says – reply to this

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I love Bett and you as a big flaming queen should know dissing on her is a big no-no with the gays..and the straights.
dre7918 says – reply to this

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BABY I COULD'NT DO NOTHING BUT SCREAM WHEN I SAW THAT PIC , IT'S THE BEST YET
TO, TO DAMM FUNNY
Jordyn says – reply to this

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That's messed up Perez
dre7918 says – reply to this

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BABY I COULD'NT DO NOTHING BUT SCREAM WHEN I SAW THAT PIC , IT'S THE BEST YET
TO, TO DAMM FUNNY
OH, WE NO MRS. B IS ALL THAT AND SOME, BUT PIC'S DON'T LIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
k...... says – reply to this

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oh hell no….
perez you just don't mess with the legends…. that is f.up…..

bette only shows love and has been a friend to the gay community….
this post is just wrong on many levels….
jojo says – reply to this

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How could U do that to HER? She is a QUEEN!
chi chi says – reply to this

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C'mon, that's just dumb and not even funny.
She's honestly doing some good and has stood by this cause for years.
There are plenty of assholes to shred instead of her.
You been in LA too long - can't even see beauty in a person's spirit.
Dawn Davenport says – reply to this

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Was that really necessary?
Lucy says – reply to this

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PEREZ THAT IS CRUEL
FIDEL CASTRO says – reply to this

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TSK TSK TSK PEREZ

FIRST YOU TELL THE WORLD I AM DEAD!

NOW YOU'RE MESSING WITH MY MS. DIVINE!

KARMA WILL GET YOU SOON!

MARK MY WORD!

MARK FIDEL'S WORD!
raw says – reply to this

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so fucking funny
Paola says – reply to this

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You can't touch her.
Baron says – reply to this

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That is just wrong!!!
Whatever says – reply to this

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That's just so mean! Bette is the most fabulous woman in the world and shouldn't be compared with this dude, from Mask. Perez, don't do that to her again!
Rob says – reply to this

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Hey! Bette is my diva…don't make fun of her!!!
wow says – reply to this

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wow perez. thats low.
i thought you could be nicer
than that.
alexander says – reply to this

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rocky dennis yallz.. but perez, wheres your SAP with Buster Poindexter???
bunz says – reply to this

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not nice dude!
aeryn says – reply to this

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oh shit!!!
CT says – reply to this

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SOOOOO MEAN!!!!! WHY? UNBELIEVABLY MEAN!!!
deej25 says – reply to this

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funny,i was thinking the same thing,they look alot alike.
slickcat says – reply to this

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Cruuueel, but hilarious…..
Sharon says – reply to this

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You know, I don't like to poke fun of anyone, but the simularities are uncanny!
MARIO/BECAUSE OF U LGBT WILL ALWAYS BE LOOKED AT AS DIRTY says – reply to this

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PEREZ, There are no words to describe you. but, what on earth gives you the right to try and force people with what you think is good ”value” with the charity's you enforce, yet demean everything you see and around you. How is this supposed to be funny. This poor soul had a disease, that cut his young life short,yet you try to be humourous with this s,a,b crap.
Don't you see you are breeding young people with your hatred. Yet you want people to take you” serioulsly”. WHEN IT COMES TO LGBT. GET A FUCKEN CLUE.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
puella says – reply to this

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I was thinking more…..Bette and Scout Willis (bruce and demi's daughter)????

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