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Headline of the Week Weak

"N.J. Officer Allegedly Performed Sex Acts On Cows"

Poor cow! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.

N.J. Officer Allegedly Performed Sex Acts On Cows

Previously Charged With Sexual Assault On 3 Girls

MOORESTOWN, PA ― More charges have been filed against a Burlington County police officer who was recently charged with sexually assaulting three girls.

Authorities announced Moorestown Officer Robert Melia Jr., 38, has been charged with four counts of animal cruelty after allegedly engaging in sex acts with cows between June and December of 2006.

Melia and his former girlfriend, Heather Lewis were previously charged with three counts of aggravated sexual assault and one count of criminal sexual contact with three girls in his Pemberton home from 2003 until 2006.

Melia is being held on $510,000 bail.

Posted: April 24, 2008 at 11:15 am

244 comments to “Headline of the Week Weak”

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wewhew says – reply to this

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thats just plain weirdd
firstttttttttttt!
unhip says – reply to this

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moo.
Taraji says – reply to this

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How is someone like that allowed to be a cop?
Thatsme says – reply to this

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1st… this guy sucks
fidel says – reply to this

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We need some cows here in Cuba
ARIBA !
QUEEN BEE says – reply to this

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what kind of sex acts and what hapened to his gf?? he prob got molested as a kid by a preist!hahaha
kat says – reply to this

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sick.
hi says – reply to this

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ewww
X says – reply to this

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Idiot!
mikenash says – reply to this

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Just a guess, was the cow you perez?
lloyd earle says – reply to this

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what is this world coming to?
mygollymissholly says – reply to this

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ewww!
britt says – reply to this

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people are so damn sick.
alexis says – reply to this

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UM… THATS DISGUSTING!!!
ll says – reply to this

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GROSS!!
pete says – reply to this

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nice
Katie C says – reply to this

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Ewwwwwwy
Kelly says – reply to this

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Sick fucks…
cari*** says – reply to this

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EWWW!!!!
Reality Show Addict says – reply to this

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now thats just freaking sick

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lloyd earle says – reply to this

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Sick man, throw him under the jail.
MrsBeaver says – reply to this

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1st EWWWW!
sarah says – reply to this

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ewwww!
Scarlett says – reply to this

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This happened in where? New York! Freakin Yankees!!
brendan says – reply to this

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He should be killed…straight up.
Christina says – reply to this

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ewww…..this is literally like right by my house. Why didn't I hear about this?

So creepy. Poor cows.
elle says – reply to this

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FREAK! eww
j. says – reply to this

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eeewwwww!!!!!!
MysticGem says – reply to this

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That is sick.
Babs says – reply to this

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First
dd says – reply to this

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creep
Greg Eder says – reply to this

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I'd fuck that cow!
Furby says – reply to this

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First, anyone who fucks around with little kids need to be castrated, along with the girlfriend.

Second, he's a sicko anyway so the cow isn't a surprise…

Third, his being a cop has nothing to dowith it. He's just a sick fucking individual!
Voomia says – reply to this

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Omg. A few days ago, I saw his profile with great photos on "millionair efriends com". It seems he is falling in love with a pretty girl.
sanjaya says – reply to this

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Hes from Jersey. Enough said.
DMAN says – reply to this

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THAT'S UTTER-LY DISGUSTING
EVEN PEREZ WOULDNT DO HALF THOSE THINGS
jen says – reply to this

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Perez,
This is actually in NJ. I live the next town over from this sick guy>
KIKI12 says – reply to this

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this happened in moorestown, nj….a town over from where i live.

Moorestown, NJ was voted "Best Place to Live" in 2005 by Money Magazine
AIM says – reply to this

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that is just plain disgusting…
Robert Melia Jr says – reply to this

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I'm sorry, was that wrong?
jokerface says – reply to this

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Why are the sickos always white skinned?
tara says – reply to this

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and this is the king of people that are are cops???????
MS. Thang says – reply to this

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Sick Fu#@er!!!
LongIsland Deeva says – reply to this

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So, he "MILKED" the cow. hahahahahah

Just how big is his shlong to have some sex act with a cow?? thoughts???
no big deal says – reply to this

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Please. No big deal. Cows have been historically poked by cowboys. It's not like it's animal abuse, since the cow's canal can more than handle a human dick. Ever seen a bull's dick? GiGANtic.
eww says – reply to this

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fucking perv!
s says – reply to this

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I've been to Pemberton. That doesn't surprise me at all.
serena says – reply to this

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this kinda stuff only happens in america! lol. (no offence to anyone)
P says – reply to this

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WOW, WHAT A NEANDERTHAL!
Me says – reply to this

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Dumb hicks!!!!!!!! Relative of yours Perez?
wittkid says – reply to this

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better cows than girls
Junkie says – reply to this

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Man, this dude is fuck!ng sick– didn't he have like $20 for a ho or something??
MOOLAH says – reply to this

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………..WHO COULD BLAME HIM.
……… LOOK AT THOSE 'JERSEY GIRLS'! EWWWWWWWWW
April Showers says – reply to this

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Gives a whole new meaning to Milk Moustache!
Sarah says – reply to this

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That cartoon cow is pretty sexy.
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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THAT'S FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!
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FUCK THAT FUCKING COW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PUSH IT!!!!!!!!!!
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PUSH IT GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………
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PUSH IT REAL GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'M LISTENING TO FUCKING SALT N' PEPA IN THE HOUSE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PUSH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…….
DeAnNa says – reply to this

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SICK ASS!!!!!
Sojie says – reply to this

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Explain to me why you would make a huge deal out of the cow, but not say anything about the poors girls her assaulted Perez? Do they not matter? What the heck is wrong with you?
COW-BOY GETS MILKED says – reply to this

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…….ACTUALLY, THAT WAS PEREZ IN A COW SUIT HE FUCKED. PEREZ SAID IT WAS A MOOOOOOOOVING EXPERIENCE! HE WAS SO HORNEY!
Hilton-girl says – reply to this

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i agree with unhip, "moo" that's so gross.
poor cow.
Dick Cheheheney says – reply to this

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Maybe he thought it was his girlfriend? American girls/cows…Hard to tell the difference..
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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…………………….PUSH IT REAL GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
101 says – reply to this

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Are you sure it wasn Perez wearing his Cruella DeVille dalmation coat???? Easy to mistake that for a cow!!!!!!!
Mary says – reply to this

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EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
puddle plunger says – reply to this

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wow….glad i dont live in jersey….
Izzy Gee says – reply to this

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Interspecies erotica baby.
Strifesista says – reply to this

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this sick fuck and his girlfriend need to be strung up and shot- preying upon young girls and defenseless animals…?!!! Better yet, send them to prison into general population and let justice take it's due course.
Jamie says – reply to this

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You've heard of the boys in blue…that's boy in moo!
cowman says – reply to this

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ONCE YOU GO COW……..YOULL SAY "WOW" Giddya up bossy !
Rachael says – reply to this

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chop off his balls, spay his girlfriend and lock them up!!!!!!
shaboyyoungwing says – reply to this

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COWFUCKA
hescrazy says – reply to this

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sick fuck
vally says – reply to this

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what's wrong with you guys…stop eating junk food….you're are what you eat
LaRae' says – reply to this

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WTFFFF is wrong wit ppl theses days? men especially (no offense)
sex acts on cows? what, were you so desprerate that women wouldnt fuck you, you had to do it wit cows?!
wow
gaby says – reply to this

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omg… what a disgusting pig.. ewww.. that is so gross!!!
Aileen says – reply to this

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That is so sick. Poor girls and cow(s). Guy should be locked up for life.
cathy says – reply to this

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Hey MOOLAH!! im a jersey girl so be nices to us ok P.S. ALL JERSEY GIRLS LOOK LIKE MOVIE STAR
Stephanie says – reply to this

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As a native to the find land of NJ, it doesn;t surprise me that his took place south of Trenton. Once you drive south of Trenton, 80% of the towns are full of backwards hicks. Its like driving through VA. Racist white trash and all.
Watch that tail Bossie says – reply to this

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This probably goes on far more than we know. It's just that this guy got caught. What's the attraction though? Wouldn't a cow's vajayjay be like f**king air?
Not surprised says – reply to this

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I live in the next town over. It is SO creepy here. Thank God I'm not from here. I can't wait to relocate.
ash says – reply to this

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Re: jokerface – because the dark skin ones are out shooting people ans selling drugs
Summers Ebe says – reply to this

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COW FUCKER!
Va Jay Jay says – reply to this

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Statistically speaking, there is no state that tops Texas for housing the sickest, meanest, most redneck criminals in this great country.

Get over yourselves, people. Men have been fucking farm animals more THOUSANDS of years. Why is this presented as something shocking?

What a bunch of IGNORANT assholes you all are. Get your stupid heads out of your asses and start opening your eyes to what goes on in the world. Stop acting so fucking shocked. I think you all live a sheltered life and need to start exposing yourselves to making some changes in the world.
Tyra's GAY (YOU GOT THAT??? GAY! G-A-Y!) cousin ARMANDO says – reply to this

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Gives breeder a whole new meaning!
cambel says – reply to this

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I didn't even know Mariah Carey was in New Jersey.
trinag says – reply to this

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That's Moorestown NJ, not PA, Perez.
patrick uk says – reply to this

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he looks like justin timberlake!!!

put those two together for separated at birth lol
B says – reply to this

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What a douche. Ew. They should let a cow fuck him, see how he likes it.
yeah it's creepy here says – reply to this

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Philly SUCKS too. Full of hicks and gangsters.
cambel says – reply to this

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Re: serena –
Serna said "this kinda stuff only happens in america! lol. (no offence to anyone) "
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Um, you've obviously never heard the fact that Welshmen in Britain are routinely slagged off as sheep shaggers. And the fact that in New Zealanders are teased about the sheep on their island. Or that joke about them outlawing Calf-high boots in Scotland so the Scots couldn't tuck the sheeps back leg in etc…. You should probably travel around a bit before you try to say well….anything.
Jennifer says – reply to this

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$510,000 in bail?!! Thats it?!!!!! What kind of crazy people are running this town? Sexual Assault on 3 girls should make it at least a couple mil.
HEY FATASS!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this

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ANY HUMAN WHO CAME IN CONTACT WITH YOU IS OPEN TO THOSE SAME CHARGES!
cathy says – reply to this

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And yea he s one sick motha fucker, he sould be put away for good for the thing he has done sick bastard.
ESB says – reply to this

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Are we sure one of those cows they are talking about isn't Perez?? Oh sorry, that would be a big fat pig. My mistake.

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clayton says – reply to this

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jelous Perez?
erica says – reply to this

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sick fucking piece of shit, fucked up in the head fucking scum white imbred hick fucking disgusting freak show.
SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this

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#85 va jay jay- what THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, stop being ignorant and shit like this happens all the time", well i hate to tell you you sick shithead but the average american does not surround himself with people who partake in the ancient pagan satanic ritual known as beastiality which the evil dark age kings and men of Europe like you and your ancestors took part in you sicko, were not ignorant it's just an abominable act and allways will be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lulububu says – reply to this

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omg. this is terribly SICKKKK!
erica says – reply to this

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excuse me I meant girls that get fucked by GUYS think its a good thing, IF U LET DISGUSTING GUYS FUCK U THEN UR A WORTHLESS WHORE, GUYS FUCK ANIMALS AND ANYTHING THEY SEE, I only get fucked by top notch gold star lesbians!!!!!!!!!
Mary says – reply to this

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Jesus can they make us look anymore red necky here. I live in this town. Ugh

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