Lily Gives Good Head

Filed under: Anglophilia > Lily Allen > Wacky, Tacky & True

If there's one thing we appreciate about Lily Allen is that she likes to speak the truth.

The Smile singer is coming out of the closet as….a great cocksucker. No joke!

According to reports, on Wednesday night Allen hit up fancy sushi joint Nobu in London with her lil' bro, Alfie, and then announced to a group of photographers assembled outside the restaurant that she has a 'really good mouth" for and is the 'best in London' for…blow jobs.

Hey boys from across the pond — any of you been treated to the Lily special?

Do tell with detail, please!

When the music career fails, it's nice to know she has another job to fall back on!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Apr 24, 2008 at 2:00 pm / Email this »

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sarah says – reply to this

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first
nicole says – reply to this

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First Bitches!!!!!!!!
Who gives a damn about Lilly Allen, didn't she have like one hit.
ew says – reply to this

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ew
sarah says – reply to this

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whore!
first says – reply to this

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fisrt
tocyboy says – reply to this

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thirteenth
r says – reply to this

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first!
israel saint pard says – reply to this

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i hope so, she has to support herself when her "career" flops.
hi says – reply to this

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first
ArmPitt™ says – reply to this

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She doesn't make a good blonde!!! EW!!
Lu says – reply to this

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I hate her hair color!
Victoria Mason says – reply to this

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classy
adrian says – reply to this

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she must make her family proud.
Fo Realz says – reply to this

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What's with all these young girls bleaching their hair and looking so rancidly old? Yuck!
Billy says – reply to this

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FIRSSSST
Fat Housewife says – reply to this

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cunt
Meow says – reply to this

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4th!!!!!!!!!
Temple says – reply to this

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1St I new she was talented
Temple says – reply to this

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1St I new she was talented
Jes says – reply to this

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FIRST, BITCHES!
CK says – reply to this

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She looks like freakin Joan Rivers in the picture. It horroriffic. Good lord women, she looked sooo much better natural.
amak15 says – reply to this

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OH YEAAHH
superjesus says – reply to this

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be nice
alicia says – reply to this

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first
chris says – reply to this

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English Trash.
df says – reply to this

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She could be a "Ready" at a suck off!!
Cat says – reply to this

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Gross!
zzzz says – reply to this

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9??????????
Tayla says – reply to this

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I love Lily Allen, shes soo cool! their is just something about her that makes me wonder when were are going to see her smoking crack, or shooting up heroin! Love Yeah Lily…
superjesus says – reply to this

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I know it's hard to believe, but she's not L.A. like that.
ERic says – reply to this

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5th!
Nanny says – reply to this

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Lily looks like shit!!!!
lougg says – reply to this

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she said that in front of her brother? weird
Jarek says – reply to this

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wow
http://tunezja2007.googlepages.com
Jessica says – reply to this

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AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

i love lily
grqs says – reply to this

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Re: nicole – Did she? What was it? I don't think I've ever heard her sing.
kris says – reply to this

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she looks like a 75 year old woman in this picture
Sarah says – reply to this

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First mmmm BJ
Steve says – reply to this

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I like Alright, Still but now she is getting to be incredibly annoying. She needs to shut up and go away for awhile.

I'd rather get blown by a woman that doesn't smoke so damn much anyway.
elsie says – reply to this

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Yuck..
better than Nobama says – reply to this

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hard to beleve better than Nobama
Christina says – reply to this

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She looks so bad blonde! So old! I didn't even know that was her when i first saw the picture…
Nigel Mogg says – reply to this

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Chunky bitches always give good head. What else are the good for really? I'd splash on her.
-Nigel
677 says – reply to this

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Her and Wino would make great buddies!
xtine says – reply to this

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hawt
kenny says – reply to this

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wat the hell
Nana says – reply to this

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CLASSY!!
booger says – reply to this

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perez you are one Fugly guy
alice says – reply to this

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i'm better at it than she is.
Cassie says – reply to this

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Oh, Lily, please…just…don't.
bjbjbj says – reply to this

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Why doesn't she make a video for the whole world to see!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAAAAA says – reply to this

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I'm SOOOOOO thirsty but my cat is sleeping in front of my fridge and I don't wanna wake her!!!! WAAAAAAAA
hahahaha what a hag says – reply to this

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she looks like grandma. trash!
good head says – reply to this

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whats good head isn,t the end result always the same??
jeff says – reply to this

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If a woman can give good head nothing else matters.
vpva says – reply to this

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SHE LOOKS LIKE WHITE OPRAH WITH A FEW EXTRA POUNDS… SHE SHOULD GO BACK TO BRUNETTE
nosy says – reply to this

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Re: WAAAAA – Get some water out of the faucet. Lily Allen looks like the Quacker Factory lady now.
caitlin says – reply to this

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i want to be her.
jeff says – reply to this

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Re: alice –
I'd like to meet you
Rabid Birdie says – reply to this

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Well… at least there´s is something good she can do with her mouth. Tum tum Prsssst!
WAAAAA says – reply to this

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Re: nosy – Why didn't I think of that??? TY….you're so schmart!!!
annoyed says – reply to this

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what is she famous for?
janelle says – reply to this

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RE: Jeff.
im better than alice, and lily.
but on a serious note, she's a bit common.
go back to black, lily!
ezekiel says – reply to this

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She started to have serious mental problems some time after she had the miscarriage, britney-style. Then theres the drugs and the personal drama (career over), that's developed into schizophrenia
Obsessed says – reply to this

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She looks like my mom !! not a good look kid
Amanda says – reply to this

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Looks like Candy Spelling!
yoyoma says – reply to this

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unless every man that she's ever given head to comes forward to back that claim up… she is just looking for attention. besides, those with talents like that don't have to brag to the press! her and kate beckinsale should shut their pie holes!
m says – reply to this

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Re: ezekiel – i dont' think she actually miscarried. i think she was just getting fatter. her weight has fluctuated quite a bit. she probably made the pregnancy up to keep her man…..but as soon as he figured out she was lying, he split.
caroline says – reply to this

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She looks like Sally Jessy Raphael!!
kathrine says – reply to this

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I like her music and I don't really think that her career is going that badly for her.
Jason says – reply to this

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She looks like Jean Smart.
Doreen says – reply to this

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Re: Jason –

LMAO!
Argentinian Britney says – reply to this

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Well now she can work as a "blow jober"
Because her career is going downhills
Dorian says – reply to this

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WTF!!!!!!!!!! she looks old!!
les uk says – reply to this

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Winehouse is probably better as she has lost most of her teeth !!

My god us brits are a classy bunch
GanjaMan says – reply to this

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I don't think her career is going down the hill. Most musicians would know that you can still have music career and not be in a chart.

Saying that though this bitch needs to be punched in a face. "Yeah blud, I'm fron North London innit. I'll merk you bruv". Stop trying to act hard, you're not from my ends. Get mi.
Cliona says – reply to this

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She got kicked out of her high school for being caught giving blow jobs in a classroom to a group of guys so she's got plenty of practice
pete says – reply to this

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you americans just dont get sarcasm , lily rocks!! shes f***ing funny!
cyn says – reply to this

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L O L
i ain't mad atcha!!
marky says – reply to this

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yeah dude. its pretty good.
Paige says – reply to this

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She's nobody anymore. And what music career? She had "smile" and that was it.
cincykid says – reply to this

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she sucked my dick at the viper room a year ago in a bathroom stall
shana says – reply to this

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I dont like you dissing her because she used to be so pretty and you guys just make fun of her past and thats plain out rude.Perez isnt all that just cause he has a site because lily has a site too.I am sick and tired of you people dissing my girl and im telling you one thing.I am an 11 year old girls mother who looks up to lily allen and all you guys talk about on here is how she is a blowjob queen.Last night becasue of this site my daughter asked me what a blowjob was and i had to tell her.
SUGARPUSS in the SEA says – reply to this

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I want PROOF!
Susie says – reply to this

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She'll suck your cock and give you herpes to boot…yucky,vile dog
Marina says – reply to this

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Who the hell is lilly allen?????
BATHOG says – reply to this

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what exactly is a BAD blowjob like? anyone out there ever experienced one?
T says – reply to this

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fat/ugly girls always give good head hahaha, they have alot to make up for.
ZaQPanikk says – reply to this

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…
hot

ahahahaa
Hannah says – reply to this

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Eww she looks like she's 70 years old!
KRKRKR says – reply to this

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yeh and erm………who's got the lowest self-esteem in London?

LILY ALLEN!

GET SOME THERAPY FOR FUCKS SAKE! OR GET SOME LIFE EXPERIENCES WHERE YOU CAN'T TRADE ON YOUR SURNAME!! YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO DEVELOP INTO AN ADULT IF YOU KEEP DOING YOUR SHITE MUSIC AND BEING A 'CELEBRITY'. OH MY GOD PLEASE SORT YOUR LIFE OUT. X
Sedagive says – reply to this

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Hey FATASS, it sounds like you're jealous. You thought you gave the best blowjobs, didn't you?
me says – reply to this

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ninety ninth.
michelle says – reply to this

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she likes more than cock sucking, believe me
i've had the pleasure of her head-giving abilities more than once, and believe perez when he writes that she is talented! i still dream of her
lily cum back to me!
That's a lovely legacy to leave to her grandchildren. says – reply to this

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Fuck, what a skank. I hope she's proud of herself when she's 80.
jeff says – reply to this

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Re: janelle –
#64 alice and # 68 janelle,
Girls girls, theirs enough to go around for everyone. I'm thinking the 3 of us…..
laqura says – reply to this

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that is ONE UG:Y PICTURE OF LILY!!!!
Gwen from Tempe says – reply to this

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Take it from me, the best cocksuckers are always men!
lee says – reply to this

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She looks 45 - that is such a "classy" thing to say especially in front of your brother - doesn't every guy want to know that his sis is a great cocksucker, how proud he must be…
BRUNA LOUISE says – reply to this

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she looks

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD.

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