No Love For Ass

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This has to hurt!

It's a good thing Ashlee Simpson has a new project in the works (a baby) because her music career is in the DUMPS!

Ass' new CD, Bittersweet World, released this Tuesday, is only projected to sell between 50,000 to 55,000 copies in its first week.

She's a sweet girl, but….

That is a HUGE disappointment!

To put things into perspective…..

Simpson's last CD, I Am Me, opened to 220,000 its first week back in 2005.

And, her debut album, Autobiography, did 398,000 copies out the gate.

What does this all say?

The love is lost!

    Posted: Apr 24, 2008 at 11:00 am / Email this  »

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    1. Time for her to give up and go away says – reply to this


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      She's shit. What do you expect?

    2. Katie says – reply to this


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      #3 Aja.
      You rock. :)

    3. Heather says – reply to this


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      yea, but you have to consider that ALL album sales are going down because of the poor music industry…. STOP DOWNLOADING MUSIC FOR FREE! go out and buy records, people!! downloading = stealing

    4. Sam says – reply to this


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      I expected this. Though I'm sure she always has right intentions, Ashlee changed her image. Her fans before, were the ones that understood her "not as pretty, not perfect, punk" image. She then fixed up her nose, changed her appearance altogether and became another Jessica — who has totally different fans.

    5. pepper says – reply to this


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      I actually downloaded her cd (for free, no way do I pay for music), and for the most part it's good. I think it's a fun CD, defo better than Mariah's IMO

    6. DAMIEN says – reply to this


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      She has no talent…. and very boring…………….. ONLY ON THE US PEOPLE WITH NOTHING TO SAY OR NO TALENT CAN HAVE A CD AND BE POPULAR…

      HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA

    7. Jay says – reply to this


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      I guess that publicity stunt didn't work. I'm surprised that many were sold. I guess papa Joe brought half of that. Then stupid douch bag Pete brought the other half. What a bunch of losers.

    8. Aurora says – reply to this


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      People are blaming downloads and yet Mariah still managed to push almost 500K in her first week? Don't blame downloads on the fact that no one gives a shit about Ashlee anymore. Plenty of people in the music industry sell MILLIONS of records in this "declining" industry. Ashlee's numbers are downright pitiful. This is a combined effort of lack of interest and lack of promotion. I think most people realized this album was going to turn out as a total flop, fan or non-fan.

    9. clad312 says – reply to this


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      Uh..it's #2 on iTunes. You make up so much crap, perez. Karma - can't wait til it comes back to bite you!
      Uh..it's #2 on iTunes. You make up so much crap, perez. Karma - can't wait til it comes back to bite you!
      Uh..it's #2 on iTunes. You make up so much crap, perez. Karma - can't wait til it comes back to bite you!

      I bought it and it freakin' rocks! Follow You Wherever You Go is the funnest and most hilarious song I have heard in forever! The whole CD is really well done and a ton of fun to listen to. It's unique and that's quite a feat in this industry!

      Team Ashlee! ;)

    10. a warhol says – reply to this


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      girl! your 15 minutes are up! now get out. maybe she shouldn't sing in public or anywhere else.MAYBE IF PEOPLE COULDN'T HEAR SHE COULD SELL MORE CDs.

    11. stephanie says – reply to this


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      i bought it…
      and is #2 on itunes album charts right now..

    12. nosy says – reply to this


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      Have you ever heard of getting pregnant on purpose to try to keep a guy? Happens all the time. She knew it was only a matter of time before publicity-hound Pete found another person to pose for pics with, so she started to forget to take her birth control pills!!

    13. Da Mikester says – reply to this


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      It says she is a no talent ass-clown nobody who never should have had any record deal to start with. She has been helpless hopeless and useless from the very beginning. The music world will be a much better place without her!

    14. j BLANK of FLATPOINT says – reply to this


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      yes it FUCKING HURTS MY EARS.
      ASHLEE SIMPSON PUTTING NAILS IN ROCK'N'ROLLS COFFIN ONE CD AT A TIME.

    15. DALE says – reply to this


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      The only people who buys her album's are the tone deaf. All that money wasted (timberland and pharrell don't come cheap) what a falure.

    16. kim says – reply to this


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      P-Nasty, I'm not sure if you listened this cd but I will tell you I was hella pissed off I paid money for that crap. There is only one song that is even decent. I almost threw it out the car window!!!

    17. Simpsons are disgusting says – reply to this


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      I have no respect for those that don't rely on their talent. I hate how she tried to use their engagement and leak out that she was pregnant. I feel the Simpson clan are pathetic. They need to get out of Hollywood. They are trying to worm their way into the country world now then drop Jessica notalent Simpson cd.

    18. b says – reply to this


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      Why buy it when we can download it?

    19. Your mother says – reply to this


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      Re: DALE

      So let me get this straight, you dont like ashelee simpson but you do like avril??? HA what a douche!

    20. Bring Sheena Easton back! says – reply to this


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      I wont even download this shit for free.

    21. hai says – reply to this


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      didn't even know she had a new cd coming out. thats how much i DONT care about her.

    22. MISS. CARROLL says – reply to this


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      TABLOID ATTENTION DOESN'T SELL CD's!!!!Some stars base there success on how much there in US weekly and OK magazine…Only people like The Hills Stars,Paris and Nicole need this kind of attention.

    23. Sister Midnight says – reply to this


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      I just wish that she and her sister would go away.

    24. BRIANNA says – reply to this


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      I LUV HER CD! IT TOTALLY ROCKS!

    25. c says – reply to this


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      Re: Aurora

      Thank you for making this point! I was going to say the same thing, everyone is saying how great her album is and it's only doing so poorly because of downloads. I think that's crap. Plenty of other popstars, ahem, REAL pop stars are still selling albums.

      Ashlee Simpson just plain sucks. She isn't very talented and her time is up. She's a has-been.

    26. c says – reply to this


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      Everyone is saying how great her album is and it's only doing so poorly because of illegal downloads. I think that's crap. Plenty of other popstars, ahem, REAL pop stars are still selling albums.

      Ashlee Simpson just plain sucks. She isn't very talented and her time is up. She's a has-been.

    27. Jessica says – reply to this


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      *Raises hand* GUILTY! I went and bought it for the shear purpose that I know timb. helped on the album. (I hail from the big hampton roads too) and I have to admit, there are some pretty good songs on there. I believe if she released her single "murder" first…..she would have had more people interested. Has a quirky 80's synth bop to most of the album, tongue in cheek quirky. I dig it for the most part. Though I do admit, her voice can get annoying sometimes…lol. Love to hate, hate to love

    28. ashlee rocks no matter what says – reply to this


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      How can you possibly know about the album sales if the album hasn't been out for a week yet? perez you're just jealous because you wish you were as beautiful as she is and you want Pete Wentz to fuck you.
      The new songs totally rock, and I love Ashlee no matter whar

    29. Whoa says – reply to this


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      Thank goodness is flopped. Why do those in Hoyyweird think that increased exposure will make people go out and buy their garbage? Sure, there are stupid, impressionable people out there, but most people are more intelligent.

    30. adriana says – reply to this


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      i love her!!!

    31. NatalieLiebe says – reply to this


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      I seriously think I know why this is happening. One of the girls (She is 13 years old.) I tutor talks to me all the time about how much her friends and she HATE HATE HATE Ashlee Simpson for dating Pete Wentz. They LOVE Pete Wentz!!! Most of the girls that age who would buy her album are head-over-heels for her boyfriend. So no more love for Ashlee, just Pete….. Don't mess with bitchy 13 year old girls, ya'll! ;)

    32. JustinJun says – reply to this


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      I guess I'm one of those 50,000 buyers…

      and i LOVE the album! I think the only reason why its estimated to sell that few is cus there hasnt been any kind of proper marketing or press for her release. Most of my friends don't even know that she has a single out…

      you guys should buy the cd

    33. dAvId says – reply to this


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      What a bummer. Her cd ROCKS! I am not a huge Ashlee fan, but this cd makes me a huge fan. It is very diverse, different and unique. GO SUPPORT THIS ALBUM!!! Love it!!!!

    34. Chelsea says – reply to this


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      WHAT THE F EVERRRR!!! maybe it's because i'm canadian and i work for a local entertainment maazine out here for the underground music scene and i might not be taken too seriously…but DUDE the cd is amazing! i just bought it on itunes and i can full rock in my booty shorts in my kitchen to it…listen to boys! it's killer, she's killer, she'll make it. her and pete are like THE couple, and come on timbaland helped a sista out. i only hope for the best for that giiiirl! xoxox

    35. chelsea says – reply to this


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      This album is AMAZING. Better than the first ones, GO BUY IT.
      This album is AMAZING. Better than the first ones, GO BUY IT.
      This album is AMAZING. Better than the first ones, GO BUY IT.
      This album is AMAZING. Better than the first ones, GO BUY IT.
      This album is AMAZING. Better than the first ones, GO BUY IT.
      This album is AMAZING. Better than the first ones, GO BUY IT.
      This album is AMAZING. Better than the first ones, GO BUY IT.
      This album is AMAZING. Better than the first ones, GO BUY IT.
      This album is AMAZING. Better than the first ones, GO BUY IT.
      This album is AMAZING. Better than the first ones, GO BUY IT.
      This album is AMAZING. Better than the first ones, GO BUY IT.
      This album is AMAZING. Better than the first ones, GO BUY IT.
      This album is AMAZING. Better than the first ones, GO BUY IT.
      This album is AMAZING. Better than the first ones, GO BUY IT.
      This album is AMAZING. Better than the first ones, GO BUY IT.
      This album is AMAZING. Better than the first ones, GO BUY IT.
      This album is AMAZING. Better than the first ones, GO BUY IT.

    36. ay bay bay she sucks balls says – reply to this


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      hahaha she sucks bad thats why

    37. Danny Shaw says – reply to this


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      Everyone go and buy it… I got it and its sooo good! The last song on the album is a sweet love ballad with just her and piano… the rest is all funky 80s tracks!!! BUY IT BUY IT BUY IT!

      Perez help her out and tell people to buy it… PLEASE! :)

    38. Danny Shaw says – reply to this


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      THIS ALBUM ROCKS MORE THEN THE OTEHR 2 COMBINED and she produced the album and was involved int he whole project this time!!!

      BUY IT BUY IT BUY IT BUY IT BUY IT BUY IT BUY IT

      AMAZING RECORD BUY IT EVERYONE!

    39. AJAY says – reply to this


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      Well honestly people aretnt going out to buy cds thats why there is Itunes. Like when I buy cds, these days, Im pretty much choose very wisely in what cd to get. Yesterday her album was #2 on Itunes. I think the album is at her best and Perez you should listen to it, you may like it. ALso in America most people arent buying cds anymore.

    40. jbonz says – reply to this


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      Well fuck, after all. What can you expect from a career based on being Jessica Simpson's little sister?

    41. ash hater says – reply to this


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      no surprize there! the only reason her and pete wentz are dateing is for attention!!!

    42. yule says – reply to this


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      So sad
      her new album has a couple of good songs
      like muder(her best song EVER) and what i've become

      PEOPLE GO BUY IT RIGHT NOW

    43. Cece says – reply to this


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      People are finally coming to their senses.

    44. aubreyninja says – reply to this


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      she s soo fucking amazing !!
      its stupid that u always think about her past ! and well now shes not !
      BUY HER ALBUM !! its da best album evar !!!
      Love da song "BOYS" n "LIL MISS OBSESSIVE" n "RULE BREAKER" best !!

    45. Cece says – reply to this


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      Death to these no talent lip-syncers. They've ruined music.

    46. Danggg man says – reply to this


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      she's a "sweet girl"???? COME ON PEREZ
      What's so sweet about a chick who asks McDonald personell to kiss her feet?
      COME ONNNNN Perez you're being a sell out

    47. JohnnyDo says – reply to this


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      A little more plastic surgery, and I'd put it in her butt!

    48. ATLhoe says – reply to this


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      are you shitting me … CD sales mean absolutely nothing anymore. Who the fuck buys CD's … illegally download it or legally download it

    49. me says – reply to this


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      She sucks almost as bad as her sister, how can't sell CD's. She hates herself and the way she looks… you just tell…. She is a yo-yo dieter, colors her hair different all the time…. got a nose job… etc! The list is loooong! What a loser! She better start saving that little money that she has! B/c in 2 years, she's going to be nothing but a has-been with no eduction.

    50. ZombieMuffins says – reply to this


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      first….she sucks and she has no talent. wast of time and space. just drop off the face of the earth with Hilton already

    51. chris says – reply to this


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      woops i dont live in the u.s. but i downloaded her album!
      I dont think I'd buy it either… :(

    52. Eric says – reply to this


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      I honestly used to like Ashlee Simpson, a lot. When she had the Ashlee simpson show. but now…she's trying to pull off this little "I'm mysterious and too famous to let anyone in on my life" thing. It's like, if she was an honest person. And would come clean about her surgeries and her pregnancy, I would respect her more as a person and I would actually buy her cd. I'm sorry but she's not worth the 10-15 dollars…she's retarded. I mean she needs to realize that she's not britney spears. Only britney can be a bitch and get away with it…because she's paid her dues…but who the hell cares about ashlee simpson? I mean shes not soooo cool that we're gonna buy her cd, especially when she wont even tell her fans about her surgeries and her pregnancy…she's being a dumbass

    53. Faille says – reply to this


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      Too bad. I downloaded it from iTunes yesterday and it's quite fun. Worth the price for Little Miss Obsessive alone. Outta my Head, Boys, Ragdoll, Murder.. they're fun, quirky, and catchy. It doesn't have to be deep to be entertaining.

    54. DoReDani says – reply to this


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      What a pitty, because the album is sooooooooooooo good!!!! =(((((

    55. dj says – reply to this


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      it's because her new cd sucks. the last two were decent. people were expecting a more rock influenced album and she gave a bad 80's stab at techno. it has no catch. it's just a disappointment. not worth my $10.

    56. Pearl says – reply to this


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      This is no surprise, she sucks, she can't sing she is the biggest show off I've ever seen. She got too big for her bridges, did everyone forget her McDonalds incident when she climbed up on the counter and made of the worker? Someone should have knocked her on her ass then or better yet punched her in the nose so she wouldn't have to BS her reasoning for getting a nose job.

    57. biggluce says – reply to this


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      umm this cd is actually really really really fucking good. alot of amazing dance tracks. i say its her best cd yet. i actually bought it and that says alot

    58. melissa says – reply to this


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      I BOUGHT THE CD AND I LOVED IT!!!!!!
      BUT THEN AGAIN I AM 16.

    59. hb says – reply to this


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      why buy it when you can download it a month before the release?????? duuuuh

    60. lin says – reply to this


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      this doesn't surprise me at all
      plus everyone keeps saying it's #2 on itunes…that only counts for people that have bought it from itunes
      what about the millions of other people that actually go out and buy hard copies of albums
      i want to know where she debuted at on billboard since that's the chart that matters in the industry

    61. X says – reply to this


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      Ass can suck an egg.

    62. TAG says – reply to this


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      Re: jamie – ….YOU ARE A DUMB ASS!! YOU CALL THAT SHIT "AMAZING" ?? SWEETHART, DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND LOOK UP THE WORD. ASHLEE ISNT IT. TRUST.
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    63. JESS says – reply to this


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      IT'S SAD WHEN THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT DEFEND HER ARE 13 YEAR OLD GIRLS. "OH MY GOD ASHLEE ROCKS",OMG ASHLEES ALBUM IS AMAZING"
      WITH DUMB ASS COMMENTS LIKE THAT YOU REALLY SHOW YOUR AGE..FACE IT ASHLEE SIMPSON IS PATHETIC.
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    64. jillian says – reply to this


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      yeah, perez, her album is #2 on the Itunes charts: higher than leona lewis and mariah carey!

    65. BETT says – reply to this


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      Re: jillian – —HEY DUMB ASS THAT'S CUZ BOTH THOSE ALBUMS WERE AT #1 FOR A WHILE, UN LIKE ASHLEE'S ,HELLO??

    66. Kate says – reply to this


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      Honestly…I think Ashlee lost a lot of her steam when she got the nose job because it was like she was losing her indentity/individuality as an artist. I personally interpreted it as "I want to be as successful as my sister, so I will try to look like her so everyone remembers that I'm her sister and as great and successful as she is." Because seriously…there was nothing wrong with her nose.

    67. dfdf says – reply to this


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      ASS is everything that's wrong with the music industry today.

    68. aunty donna says – reply to this


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      over it……………..boring…………………….D LIST………………..

    69. her ugly ass face says – reply to this


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      hahah hahaa haha simpson bitch fsmily finally going back to the gtter where they belong

      she and jessic don't have what it takes to be famous for more than 3 years

      thankgod their time is up

    70. Anne says – reply to this


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      It`s because stupid, ignorant douche-bags illegally download music on the internet, you twats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That`s why artists don`t sell ass many albums as before the millennium! Get educated, numnuts!

    71. Whoa says – reply to this


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      Whaaaat!!! Did she go to the cosmetic surgeon and ask him to make her look like Carmen Diaz???

    72. nonotreally0008 says – reply to this


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      Those are daily totals not the whole week. She is projected to sell 375,000 first week

    73. k says – reply to this


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      I would lighten up on her a little. Music sales for the record industry in general aren't what they used to be. I'd rather buy a single I like on iTunes than go out and buy a cd now a days.

    74. Tame says – reply to this


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      Ashlee's fan has been busy trying to convince us its the best album ever and its only not doing well because of downloads. Rationalize, rationalize, rationalize. I hope she fails so we can stop hearing about her "perfect" little life. She can go and pop out as many babies as she needs to to keep her man and we won't have to hear about it.

    75. Kayla says – reply to this


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      I bought this album the day after it came out. I LOVE Asslee but it honestly, it's not that great. I was very disspointed. :(

    76. Lyndsey says – reply to this


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      I listened to the 30 second samples on ITunes. And I have to say, they sucked. Her voice is terrible. Just another wannabee.

    77. GingaNinja says – reply to this


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      IT'S CAUSE SHE CAN'T SING

      So happy her career is in the dump.

      Serves her right for dating that cock whore attention loving bitch pete wentz

    78. Emma! says – reply to this


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      Re: I am usually nicer than this
      Quoted for the fawkin' truth.

    79. Nyck Schweigert says – reply to this


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      Eventhough I am a big fan of Ashlee since the begining, I also believe its not gonna sell much for the first week. Its not her fault, its Geffen. For some reason they never made a video for Lil Miss Obsessive. How is a song supposed to be promoted as a offical first single with no video. I believe they spent way too much on the Outta My head Video. When the song was a failure and they rushed out the second single without a video I just knew. I have a feeling that she still has a chance to go gold but not platnum. This will most likely be her last cd on geffen. With a possible greatest hits to fufill her 4 cd contract.

    80. Lori says – reply to this


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      I bought it the day it came out!
      Ashlee is the bomb!
      love her raspy fun voice, the fun beats, and I just freaking love it, perfect for driving in your car bumping beats in the sun!
      Loves it!

    81. nicolle says – reply to this


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      I downloaded all her songs into my ipod and they're actually really good ! I love Ashlee Simpson. Her new music rock!

    82. dude says – reply to this


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      dude you're fucking high, 50,000 units in a week! get a clue……… that's huge

    83. Joana says – reply to this


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      This chick couldn't sing when her first album was released, and the bitch still can't sing. i'm sure she'll try to release a "mommy" record in a year.

    84. jenny says – reply to this


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      Ashlees album is amazing. I totally love it. Had to download it cos its not out in the uk yet, and when it does come out im gonna buy it aswell

    85. mad joe says – reply to this


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      More bitter than sweet.

    86. TAG says – reply to this


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      IT SOLD LESS THAN THAT!!!!!
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      TAKEN FROM BILLBOARD.COM..
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      With 47,000 copies, Ashlee Simpson's "Bittersweet World" (Geffen) debuts at No. 4, her first album not to take the No. 1 spot on the chart.
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      WOW! THAT'S WHAT SHE GETS!!! KARMA IS A BITCH (JUST LIKE HER)
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    87. kelly says – reply to this


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      luv the song outta my head

    88. kelly says – reply to this


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    89. Reina says – reply to this


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      I HATE ASHLEE SIMPSON!!!
      SHE COULDNT SING TO SAVE HER LIFE!!!

    90. Mikala Misfit! :P says – reply to this


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      I think that suxx! She's a co0l gurl with sweeeet music.
      She just needs to stop being so… um… plastic!
      :/

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