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1. #1 - cass says – reply to this
   
   

   first

2. #2 - mtB says – reply to this
   
   

   10th? who cares about this chic anymore?

3. #3 - Starhater says – reply to this
   
   

   Perez - How much are they paying you to give her publicity.
   Stop, please.
   She sucks.

4. #4 - weto says – reply to this
   
   

   yuuuuuuuuuuuk

5. #5 - your mom says – reply to this
   
   

   Such a fuckin hot bitch, love you asshole!

6. #6 - oooh says – reply to this
   
   

   ooohhh am i the 107th?!

7. #7 - Jen says – reply to this
   
   

   She is precious!

8. #8 - You know this is KILLIN Jess! says – reply to this
   
   

   Asshole is getting ALL the attention and is going to shit out a baby first, Jess is gonna slit her slutty wrists!

9. #9 - Meto says – reply to this
   
   

   Hilary Duff Looked Hotter!

10. #10 - janet says – reply to this
    
    

    where is her other arm?

11. #11 - FUCK PETE! says – reply to this
    
    

    Pete and his small cock do NOT deserve to lick her kitty!

12. #12 - Court says – reply to this
    
    

    She looks beautiful..

13. #13 - ur mom says – reply to this
    
    

    i love asslee. i can't help it.
    Bess Weeks in Charlotte is on myspace. you know you want to check it out.
    Love you Perez!!

14. #14 - Cass is a stupid whore says – reply to this
    
    

    First at being a fat inbred hog, congrats!

15. #15 - ugfh says – reply to this
    
    

    Stop with asslee already!!!!

16. #16 - Mimi says – reply to this
    
    

    PHOTOSHOPED!!!!!!

17. #17 - Joooo85 says – reply to this
    
    

    3d??

18. #18 - rocky says – reply to this
    
    

    She Looks pretty Hot! Damn.. If she wasnt such a Loud Mouthed Idiot.. I would Knock Old Pete out of the Picture!!

19. #19 - haha says – reply to this
    
    

    PaPa Joe has a new pic to whack off to!!!

20. #20 - Miss Fatty says – reply to this
    
    

    Photoshopped and was this pic taken last yr. - her "fixed" nose is huge

21. #21 - tara says – reply to this
    
    

    that doeant even look like her. i had no clue that was ashley simpson.

22. #22 - me says – reply to this
    
    

    shape loves almost-has-beens. I hope pete wentz gets terrible acne. I don't know why, I just do.

23. #23 - Tracy says – reply to this
    
    

    She looks way better than her sister. Jessica looks like a crackwhore with nice hair.

24. #24 - deme says – reply to this
    
    

    Her daddy must lick that picture every 20 minutes.

25. #25 - Super star says – reply to this
    
    

    That picture is soooo gross and I am not talking about her Maniston chin (aka, her yet to be cosmetically shrunken chin.)

    Thanks for the "thin-spiration" photo. How about a healthy person with muscle looking fit not an ANA_MIA photo. Double gross.

26. #26 - chickie says – reply to this
    
    

    Cute!

27. #27 - perezluvr says – reply to this
    
    

    I don't like her, she's living in the shadow of her "not too famous, train reck, country" sister!

28. #28 - Argentinian Britney says – reply to this
    
    

    Has been…

29. #29 - Perez B. Hot says – reply to this
    
    

    Hey perez, How much exercise do you do a day?? Do you cheat on your diet? What about water? Drinking those 8 glasses a day? Share with us hon, you be looking so good I want to join in too!

30. #30 - wtf says – reply to this
    
    

    How hard does a twenty something year old have to work to get a hard body? Not hard at all…….

31. #31 - UKer says – reply to this
    
    

    PEREZ I CAN'T WAIT TILL THE 4TH OF JULY, I'M KINDA NERVOUS FOR YOU.
    KEEP WORKING IT, YOU'RE LOOKING HOT , AND PLEASE GO ON AS DATE, YOU NEED SOME CHEERING UP, IT'LL DO YOU A WORLD OF GOOD.

32. #32 - CRL says – reply to this
    
    

    She looks decent, one thing for sure, she's definitely not her sister

33. #33 - Cassie says – reply to this
    
    

    Sweet Jesus…that isn't even her real face…seriously–the media blizz that this bitch is putting on for her shitty-sounding album is getting annoying.

34. #34 - Hmm.Hot. says – reply to this
    
    

    Sick body. Me likes.

35. #35 - roach says – reply to this
    
    

    shes an ugly bitch anyway even with her new nose
    http://roachtrace.com

36. #36 - A says – reply to this
    
    

    BORING!!!

37. #37 - m.r. says – reply to this
    
    

    too bad her face looks like it does!

38. #38 - WTF?! says – reply to this
    
    

    Lucky cow.

39. #39 - none says – reply to this
    
    

    what is BBS?

40. #40 - I drink your milkshake says – reply to this
    
    

    She can have lipo and a tummy tuck. She is rich.

41. #41 - Amy says – reply to this
    
    

    Whose head is that? It looks like from the jaw down, she's been morphed!

42. #42 - hotel283 says – reply to this
    
    

    do they have a stock body double that they photo shop all of these idiots heads onto? that body looks exactly like the one Lauren Conrad was photo shopped onto a few months ago

    Asslee has poor posture and big hips - my ass that is her body

43. #43 - Alexis says – reply to this
    
    

    brownbagger.

44. #44 - molly says – reply to this
    
    

    bet she's way skinnier than all of you all!

45. #45 - meeeee says – reply to this
    
    

    ha she didnt work hard to get it.
    she just didnt eat
    haha its as simple as that , sad really.

46. #46 - cc says – reply to this
    
    

    I think they could have done a better job of airbrushing her new nose, it doesn't look all that cutesy here.

47. #47 - Sister Midnight says – reply to this
    
    

    Now if we could just get rid of all of her…(and her sister too…)

48. #48 - Princess Consuela Bananahammock says – reply to this
    
    

    Her bod may look good but her face looks buuuuusted!

49. #49 - cass says – reply to this
    
    

    Re: cass – I wait forever to be FIRST and some bitch THAT HAS THE SAME NAME AS ME gets to be???
    fuck u.
    anyways…asslee is PREGGERS!

50. #50 - sean says – reply to this
    
    

    Ugh, I so hope she isnt pregnant. I really love Ashlee, and I can already see her and Pete divorcing, a baby will really not help in any way, shes only in her early 20's!

51. #51 - booshdag says – reply to this
    
    

    They airbrushed her loose vaj and HUGE bush out of the pic. Either that or it's someone else's body. Asshlee has horrible posture and therefor cannot have a tight body like the one on this cover. Stupid cunt.

52. #52 - cass says – reply to this
    
    

    put some more britney new ups perez

53. #53 - D says – reply to this
    
    

    PEREZ for fuck's sake STOP those ASLEE posts no one gives a fuckkkkk
    jeez.. I mean do I have to have nausea everytime I visit your site these days?

54. #54 - me says – reply to this
    
    

    Airbrush much?

55. #55 - wtf??? says – reply to this
    
    

    she looks a little like kristin davis from satc………but with auburn hair…the space between her legs is rather wide….kind of stretched them out a bit too much then was necessary. but she's a young pretty girl..all girls her age should be this fit looking….dont give urselves excuses to be fat…we all know everyone can be in shape if they do the work!

56. #56 - Obsessed says – reply to this
    
    

    I cant wait to see your fat ass running topless on the beach !!!!!!!

57. #57 - lol says – reply to this
    
    

    LOL….it's never gonna happen Perez. ur fat. july 4th is definitely impossible.

58. #58 - isis says – reply to this
    
    

    i'm sorry. that's not a body i want to see in a bikini. her thighs scare me.

59. #59 - FOB4eva says – reply to this
    
    

    She sucks. I fucking hate her. And she is so FUGLY!!! I mean look at her straight on like that, can you say she hit the wall…hard!

60. #60 - Dee says – reply to this
    
    

    Ahh the magic of air brushing!

61. #61 - Ugmo says – reply to this
    
    

    Hmm looks like the nose job is reversing…….Always does

62. #62 - Caitlin says – reply to this
    
    

    what the eff did they do to her face? it looks nothing like her

63. #63 - g says – reply to this
    
    

    this looks exactly like the cover pic Hilary Duff did for the same mag… did they photoshop the Ass' face on Hil's body?????? too familiar

64. #64 - Amy says – reply to this
    
    

    FATTY!

65. #65 - icy says – reply to this
    
    

    what does bbs mean? i almost assumed it meant "be back soon" but under the context Perez uses it, it wouldn't make sense, can someone clear this up?

66. #66 - tara says – reply to this
    
    

    holy photoshop…damn that face actually looks okay!

67. #67 - carl says – reply to this
    
    

    Notice how she's hiding the big, ugly tattoo on her left wrist.

68. #68 - girl says – reply to this
    
    

    Wow, I thought that was Maria Menounos at first.

69. #69 - Caitlin says – reply to this
    
    

    Just think about how big her boobs are going to get!!

70. #70 - JohnnyDo says – reply to this
    
    

    Photo Shot is a mothaFuka! I don't even think this is her body….

71. #71 - trashman says – reply to this
    
    

    Not bad, but looks like she would have a cave between those skinny legs. Like it or not, that girl is meant to carry more weight. Oh well, I'd just strap a 2×4 on the back and go for it!

72. #72 - me says – reply to this
    
    

    she seriously looks like Kristen Davis here.

73. #73 - Cece says – reply to this
    
    

    She probably doesn't care. She's still rich anyway. She went off the pill because Pete didn't want to marry her. Strange how Perez forgets to mention that.

74. #74 - Laura says – reply to this
    
    

    She looks just like Kristin Davis in this pic. It's kind of creepy…

75. #75 - Kristen says – reply to this
    
    

    whats up airbrush?? that doesnt even look like her face??

76. #76 - moi! says – reply to this
    
    

    wow she looks great! i love her!!

77. #77 - wow says – reply to this
    
    

    Her face doesn't look very good here. What happened to it? Too skinny.

78. #78 - smorf says – reply to this
    
    

    also say goodbye to that nose

79. #79 - BATHOG says – reply to this
    
    

    that is the ugliest bikini i have ever seen. this person doznt look anything like ashlee simpson. whoever it is should never be seen at the beach. nick lashay is the father.

80. #80 - olylibby says – reply to this
    
    

    Aw i think she looks pretty, she kinda looks like Kristin Davis from SEX AND THE CITY, don't you think???

81. #81 - andre says – reply to this
    
    

    UGLY CHIN
    TOO BAd surgery doesnt help with that too (OR DOES IT)
    UGLY WHORE

82. #82 - mousey says – reply to this
    
    

    Re: Cece –
    that's what i thought too.
    i can tell this girl has problems with eating disorders. i've met her and saw her up close. her breath stank like cigarettes and alcohol. and that on the cover is not her real body lmao. she has saggy boobs and a concave ass.
    pete you are such a dickhead. what have you gotten yourself into?
    yeah jeanae had issues, but she is nowhere near as fucked up as "perfect princess" ashlee is. ashlee just hides hers better, though if you want to know, its in plain sight. what kind of person would get reconstructive surgery on their face and body when they're just 21 years old? and botox? though she had to stop that because she's pregnant.fakefakefakefakeshit.guano.
    you know who's a beautiful girl who's also smart and actually really talented? rachel mcadams. why couldn't you seek out people like her, pete?
    goshdarnit.i still love fob no matter what and that two-faced cunt bag can never take that away from me.

83. #83 - tanya says – reply to this
    
    

    how much air brushing that took they could of at least made her boobs bigger i say again who cares..

84. #84 - research*bunny says – reply to this
    
    

    Educate yourself about how easy it is to clear your skin of acne/wart problems.
    If you happen to have perfect skin then don't bother

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85. #85 - barbara says – reply to this
    
    

    ITS KRISTEN DAVIS FROM SEX AND THE CITY haha

86. #86 - dani says – reply to this
    
    

    She has the same dumb look in her eyes that her sister has.

87. #87 - James says – reply to this
    
    

    I think she would look better with some more meat on her bones. And the Shape magazine folks need to ease up on the airbrushing/photoshopping, or whatever you call it. It doesn't look natural.

88. #88 - is it just me? says – reply to this
    
    

    lately it looks like her plastic surgery is coming undone or something compared to when she first got it done she looked sooo different and now she kinda looks like the ashlee pre nose job days

89. #89 - Sophie California says – reply to this
    
    

    I honestly think that the press are too harsh on this girl and her sister. So, okay they are not all that talented and Ashlee's music isn't all that good, but I personally prefer her music to Jessica's material in the past and I don't even think she IS pregnant, because her dad would seriously be disgusted to have a baby born out of wedlock into their family - JOE SIMPSON WAS A BAPTIST PREACHER! Come on! Would he or Pete Wentz's sucessful political lawyer father approve of having a grandchild that was conceived by accident…?
    This has got to be a good publicity stunt for the album release.

90. #90 - donkeypuncher says – reply to this
    
    

    Who is she?

91. #91 - MsWinoPowdersHerNose says – reply to this
    
    

    Average body, big nose on an average grille. Why is she on the cover of ANY magazine??

92. #92 - babygirl says – reply to this
    
    

    ♥ Good Luck Perez!!!!

93. #93 - What's up with her face? says – reply to this
    
    

    that's all.

94. #94 - ed says – reply to this
    
    

    WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER FACE?!

95. #95 - your piio says – reply to this
    
    

    seriously, this is why she's having a quickie wedding. She has to eat now that she is pregnant and she doesn't want to look fat for the wedding. Compromise? Quickie. Best for baby AND photo ops

96. #96 - cal14 says – reply to this
    
    

    has she even confirmed that she is pregnant?

97. #97 - lee says – reply to this
    
    

    I thought this was Kristen Davis from SATC - they really shouldn't even bother putting photos on mag covers (or even in them) no one looks like themselves (real) sad that we have to distort ourselves and fake reality - and you wonder why young girls/women hate the way they look -

98. #98 - yea right! says – reply to this
    
    

    It looks really hot but that is NOT Ass's body. The face isn't right either. Who is that anyway?

99. #99 - pssht says – reply to this
    
    

    pretty. but all this is just for publicity.

100. #100 - Papa Joe's paying Perez says – reply to this
     
     

     GRO"SS!!! you're such a sell out perez. it's so obvious when someone's paying you to say nice things about them. first heidi and spencer, now asslee simpson. "she worked so hard for that body…" puke. she did not. she's naturally skinny. I love how "punk rock" she is on the cover of self magazine. sell out