Perez Hilton: Separated At Birth

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Separated At Birth

Left: Lily "Blow Job Queen" Allen. Right: Joan Rivers, 74.

Posted: April 24, 2008 at 5:00 pm

64 comments to “Separated At Birth”

katie says – reply to this

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joan rivers is only 74 ?!
oh_Angit says – reply to this

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first, bitches!
JohnnyDo says – reply to this

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This chick is ugly!
Benjamin says – reply to this

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They do look alike!!
hannah says – reply to this

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first!! yes bailey!!!
Liz says – reply to this

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ahaha that's actually so funny…
Molly says – reply to this

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ok. how is this lily allen? i thought she was like 20-something?!?!?!
ok..haha
dudey p says – reply to this

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shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

joan looks way better

lily you suck man. no pun intended. waste gash
ItsMe says – reply to this

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wow.
camille says – reply to this

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thats not lily allen
krisnicole says – reply to this

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Is it just me, or does Lily look like Jessica Simpson in this pic?!
Sweet says – reply to this

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Second!
tara236 says – reply to this

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asdfasdf says – reply to this

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fadfsadfsadfsadfsadfFIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!jfklkdsjflkdsjf;lsadfvf
Kiera says – reply to this

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Why? Because they are both blonde and wearing sunglasses?
Jo says – reply to this

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Oh my my my.
nina says – reply to this

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lily dsn't look like her self at all!!!
sid says – reply to this

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And here I thought YOU were the Blow Job Queen. My bad.

This girl looks nothing like Joan Rivers…what is THIS vendetta about, P? Did she call you fat and ugly or something?
steph says – reply to this

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nickie g says – reply to this

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omg. lily also resembles candace bergan! mayjah!
michelle says – reply to this

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hahahhahahahah
Paige says – reply to this

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She's nobody anymore. And what music career? She had "smile" and that was it.
steph says – reply to this

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Re: steph –
p.s. that's sanjaya malakar and joe jonas
kayla says – reply to this

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lily looks like candace bergen in that picture!!!!!!!!!!!!
val says – reply to this

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She is SERIOUSLY the whitest white person I have ever seen.
geez says – reply to this

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Re: tara – Shut up already!!!!
Obsessed says – reply to this

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scary
hammer says – reply to this

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i love love love love love love JOAN RIVERS
SHE IS SO FUNNY
flannery says – reply to this

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um, i'd rather have joan rivers latched onto my weenie.
Courtney says – reply to this

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lol soooo true!!!! thats sooo funny……
Leah says – reply to this

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They do look alike but when I first saw the picture I couldn't tell it was Lily Allen I thought it was Candice Bergen aka Murphy Brown.
Pete says – reply to this

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Jon Rivers twin is not Lily, but Kylie Minogue. YUCK
moi! says – reply to this

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holy crap! how creepy is that?!
dm says – reply to this

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LONG LIVE QUEEN JOAN!
Puzzled says – reply to this

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whoa whoa! That is not Lily Allen! Is it?
wqr says – reply to this

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DAMIT
ere3t says – reply to this

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Re: tara – gdgd
Kristen says – reply to this

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I can't believe that Joan Rivers is 74. She looks plastic!!
!!! says – reply to this

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Re: ere3t – !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sTAR says – reply to this

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research*bunny says – reply to this

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me says – reply to this

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lily allen looks shiteous to say the least. and she looks like elizabeth perkins' grandmother.
Anya says – reply to this

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LOL I think she looks like Carol Channing
British vanity says – reply to this

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The amount of cum she swallows must have an effect on the colour of her skin. Nasty tramp
Evana says – reply to this

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What the fuck is up with your hair Lily Allen?!?! Perez, DO SOMETHING!!! Make fun of her more and she'll eventually change her hair color back to that lovely brown.
sexyndacity says – reply to this

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I no lie thought that was Rizzo from Grease with a blonde do. She looks so damn old and scary she does look like joan rivers.
S.R. says – reply to this

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Lily looks HAWT with blonde hair! If I had something to blow she could prove it to me…
sbt says – reply to this

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Since when did Perez start hating on Lily Allen??!!?? Perez, you were the one who got anyone in the US to even know who she is! What gives? (Does anyone know about this? I have been working too much lately and haven't been spending the ridiculous amount of time I used to spend on gossip!)
Amanda says – reply to this

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No!!!! Candy Spelling!!!!
b says – reply to this

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You are a pervert!!
Tyler says – reply to this

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Um. Why do we hate Lily again Master Perez? Oh! That's right cuz she had a miscarriage and you felt the need to blame HER for it.

Jeezus. Half your readers are fucking lemmings.
james says – reply to this

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AAUUGGHH!!! Lily, what did you do to your hair ?!!!!!!!!!!!
Leslie says – reply to this

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If you ever get a chance to see Joan Rivers live, SHE IS HILARIOUS!!!! It is unbelievable how she struts around that stage, flipping off jokes a mile a minute that will have you gutting yourself - at the AGE OF 74 - or whatever!!!
sarah says – reply to this

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AHAHAHHHAAH.. this is the best perez article ever
I LOVE LILY!!! says – reply to this

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LILY LOOKS GOOD!!!!!!! I LOVE HER. LEAVE HER ALONE FAT CUNT.
mofoghetto says – reply to this

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Looks more like Corey Feldman circa Lostboys/Dream A Little Dream
lame says – reply to this

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Actually Joan could pass as Madonna's sister. I hope someone stops Madonna from going under the knife again.
dfgg says – reply to this

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Lily looks better. She is so beautiful. Once I found her sexy photos and profile on a dating community called m e e t i n g w e a l t h y dot com. It is said she is dating friends there/.
Joan Luver says – reply to this

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Damn that Joan looks good. And she's fit!!
carl says – reply to this

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I could show her up anyday. Hey Lilly! COME TO CANADA SO I CAN SHOW YOU UP WHORE!
animallover says – reply to this

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animal killer joan rivers
Walker says – reply to this

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what courage, picking on someone who just had a miscarriage. you should be ashamed of yourself.
Nory says – reply to this

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I LOVE LILY NO MATTER WHAT!!! she's awesome
Blowjobme says – reply to this

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"BLOW JOB QUEEN" >> THOUGHT THAT WAS YOU PEREZ!!

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