Tom's Return To Oprah

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Despite the dozens of films he's been in or the awards (however few) he's received, Tom Cruise' s memorable appearance on Oprah will forever live with him.

You know which one we're talking about.

Couch jumping!!!!!!!

Cruise has not returned as a guest on Oprah since that last appearance, almost three years ago, on June 23, 2005. If you recall, he was on the show to promote his film, War of the Worlds. But no one remembers that. Just the fact that he went couch crazy, jumping over his love for Katie Holmes, which he then dragged out on set. Forcibly. Like an animal!

Well, Tom is going back for more!

Neither the date of the new Oprah appearance nor the topic of the new show with Cruise have been release, but they better mention the couch incident!

Tom doesn't have a new movie to promote. He's just going on for the sake of going on.

Publicity stunt during May sweeps!

Wonder if Tom will pull out Katie on set again while he's on Oprah? And will baby Suri make an appearance as well?

That'd be a ratings boost.

Suri speaks!

Update:

It is rumored that Oprah is taping a show at Tom's Colorado house next Friday. The show will tentatively air Monday, the 5th of May, his "25-year anniversary" in film.

    Posted: Apr 24, 2008 at 5:45 pm / Email this  »

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    1. e says – reply to this


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      creeper

    2. xfgn says – reply to this


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      gfjfjgf

    3. nv says – reply to this


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      wonder how he'll top hiz last appearence!

    4. kat says – reply to this


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      dfjsjfhsfhalsd
      PEREZ = LOVE
      fdsfdsfds

    5. c says – reply to this


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      asa

    6. kaitligghjhl says – reply to this


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      he is a crazzyyy man!!

    7. ni says – reply to this


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      he's such a freeeaak!

    8. SUCK MY... says – reply to this


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      Suck my Scientologist cock!

    9. SUCK IT says – reply to this


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      I HAD SEX WITH TOM AND HE TOOK ALL MY 9 INCHES REALLY WELL AND THEN HE SAID HE WAS READY TO GET BANGED BY OBAMA AND HIS 4 INCH COCK AND THEN HE WANTED US TO SPREAD CHEESE ALL OVER HIS NIPPLES AND THEN PUT HIM IN THE MICROWAVE ON HIGH FOR 64 SECONDS AND THEN LICK HIM CLEAN AND THEN PINCH HIS BALLS AS THAT WOULD MAKE HIM ORGASM SOONER AND THEN WE WERE TO TUCK HIM INTO BED!

    10. anita d'groin says – reply to this


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      he is so insanely ugly!

    11. smiff says – reply to this


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      now he can jump on his own dam couch

    12. clizz says – reply to this


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      4th babay

    13. tente says – reply to this


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      www.donchochitos.com

      the real one

    14. puta says – reply to this


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      What is up with NO BRIT news YTo, fat ass Pnasty, u better cover her.. don't forget she MADE u! in fact ur site shuold be called PerezSpears.com!
      MORE BRITNEY! MORE BRITNEY! MORE BRITNEY!
      MORE BRITNEY! MORE BRITNEY! MORE BRITNEY!
      MORE BRITNEY! MORE BRITNEY! MORE BRITNEY!
      MORE BRITNEY! MORE BRITNEY! MORE BRITNEY!
      MORE BRITNEY! MORE BRITNEY! MORE BRITNEY!

    15. Christine says – reply to this


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      Does anyone really care about this has-been freak anymore??????? He used to be a good actor. His personal bullshit has far overshadowed any talent he may of had in the past.

    16. tente says – reply to this


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      fadfa

      donchochitos.com

      dsfadsfda

    17. believer says – reply to this


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      Don't watch Oprah any more since I saw her remarks about God. Don't care for Tom either, never have, never will.

    18. just me... says – reply to this


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      Ooooh NO!!…..NOT The return of the alien!!!!

      NOT HIM!!!! :(

      Poor (stupid) Katie, this idiot has completely waste her life!!!

    19. Mrs Green Jeans says – reply to this


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      Tom Cruise has gotten a very bad rap and deal. I agree with Madonna on that one. Even though I find Scientology very odd and unconventional, it is shocking that we are persecuting and making fun of someone so badly for their choice of spiritual beliefs. Perez, I am really surprised and disappointed with you on this one. As much as you advocate people "being themselves" and you advocate equal and fair treatment, I am genuinely shocked you are making fun of this guy. Living in a free society, Tom is free to believe and worship how he sees fit. I would elated if he found Christ, but until then, leave this guy alone. He isn't hurting anyone.

    20. MEHRNOOSH SALEHI says – reply to this


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      I LOVE TOM CRUISE! HE'S HOT!

    21. Negrita says – reply to this


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      He looks good for someone who has been making films for 25 years.

    22. michele says – reply to this


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      it did not air in june it aired in May.. I know its weird that I remember but I was on vacation and I also got engaged.. lol :)

    23. nonCyboY says – reply to this


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      Re: SUCK IT – OMG, that sounds like last night!

    24. dube beez says – reply to this


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      Re: Mrs Green Jeans – do some research b4 u say he does no harm. his so called religion has hurt many and no im not anon im just some who is informed b4 i open my piehole

    25. SABRINA !! says – reply to this


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      more jumping on couches. :D

    26. astrochicks.com says – reply to this


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      That's a hilarious photo. Oprah is selling out…what a big snorefest.

    27. vale says – reply to this


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      pobresito

    28. SABRINA !! says – reply to this


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      MORE JUMPING ON COUCHES. :

    29. Tom is a Freak says – reply to this


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      …leave this guy alone. He isn't hurting anyone…

      No, he just looks like an idiot. “Matt, Matt, Matt you don’t know anything about postpartum depression, but I do!” Jumping on Oprah’s couch for Katie, the robot. And when was his last HIT movie? Can anyone say PR at work here?

    30. sTAR says – reply to this


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      I seriously don't get the hype about him jumping on the couch?? Whatever, I jumped on my bed when my husband called me up the first time for a date. I was crushin on him for a while like I'm sureTom was tickled about a new love with Katie??? …..big deal? I do however think he is a raving lunatic after seeing him at the alien convention accepting that award. He came off very conceited and full of himself, macho, and what's it called when crazy people think they ARE god??? Wel he was acting like that as well.

    31. he's nuts says – reply to this


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      Wow. I really used to be a fan of his. I've given up on him and that creepy Katie. She reminds me of a Charles Manson follower. And he's just gone! I hope Oprah doesn't keep kissing his ass on her show.

    32. Lilly says – reply to this


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      So it can air on Cinqo de Mayo, the day of the dead? Sweet!

    33. KRKRKR says – reply to this


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      OH MY GOD

      WILL TOM CRUISE PLEASE EITHER TAKE SOME ACTING LESSONS AND GET SOME DEPTH OR JUST FUCK OFF

      WE DON'T WANT CHEESY HOLLYWOOD PUPPETS ANYMORE ITS BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      GET SOME EDGE YOU SQUARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    34. John Stall The Wonderpope says – reply to this


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      I can hardly wait for the thread Perez will have with the VIDEO of Tom losing it again!

    35. beba says – reply to this


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      katie holmes doesnt know shit , shes in lock down at that scientology place where they are brainwashing her and suri somebody save them please

    36. research*bunny says – reply to this


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      Educate yourself about how easy it is to clear your skin of acne/wart problems.
      If you happen to have perfect skin then don't bother :)

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    37. danni says – reply to this


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      wow another show I will not watch who cares about tom cruise,and there going to shoot the show at his house poor katie can hardly even leave the house,what is oprah thinking??tom cruise is washed up!!!!!!!!!Who wants to see him boring!!!!!!

    38. RADICAL QUEEN says – reply to this


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      IT'S OBVIOUS THAT THE TOTAL OBUMMER ASS KISSING CUNT, OPRAH, IS DESPERATE FOR RATINGS AS HER POPULARITY HAS SLIPPED TO AN ALL TIME LOW…AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO DO IT THAN TO BRING BACK THE WORLD'S GRANDEST AND QUEEREST SCIENTOLOTURD…I THINK IT WOULD BE MORE INTERESTING TO WATCH 2 PIECES OF SHIT FLOATING IN THE TOILET BOWL. I MEAN IT WOULDN'T BE MUCH DIFFERENT FROM WATCHING THE 2 FUCK WADS ON TV, AND AT LEAST I WOULDN'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE PAIR IN THE CRAPPER !!!!!!…

    39. mary says – reply to this


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      he's been doing films almost as long as katie's been ALIVE!

    40. sue says – reply to this


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      This guy creeps me out and I wish the media would just shut him out so I wouldn't have to see his insane face anymore. Scientology needs to be watched closely-its some sick shit. thanks

    41. Fo Realz says – reply to this


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      Those scientology freaks pretty much tag-team to be up Oprah's ass at all times. They want her soooo bad. Too bad she has her own cult. :( Tom has to go back now and do damage control. It will be so cringe-inducing to watch him try to act normal and be self-deprecating.

    42. Boycott, boycott! says – reply to this


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      Hmmm… Kirstie Alley, and now Tom Cruise once again… on OPRAH?
      Shite, get ready for another crappy-ass attempt to recruit Scientologists.
      P.S. Anybody know where online I can still view the creep on YouTube doing his infamous, "I can fly!" routine? ;) Please post it if ya know, thanks!

    43. SFOMAMI says – reply to this


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      Oh Pleez! "She" needs to come out of the closet!
      He is so GAY, and I don't mean happy!

    44. Johnny Grant...The Former Honorary Mayor of Hollywood. says – reply to this


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      Re: RADICAL QUEEN – Oh I quite agree…the toilet bowl would be much more interesting than the TV in this case. Oprah should really wise up…Tom has become the biggest joke in the nation with all his cray scientology talk, and it's quite obvious he's a self loathing submissive homosexual (I'm sure all the rumors about his love of dick stuffed in his stretched out anus are true) whose career is DEAD in the water, and I don't think much of anyone will be interested in watching this episode of her now extremely BORING show.

    45. Fo Realz says – reply to this


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      BTW, notice that it is taking place at HIS house — so it's being taped (for editing out all the looney bits) and there will be no live audience to witness the ape-shit craziness.

    46. barbara says – reply to this


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      haha he'll ruin his own furniture now…

    47. Undercover Scientoloturd says – reply to this


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      Re: Johnny Grant…The Former Honorary Mayor of Hollywood. – I was at the LA Center last night, and I caught Queer Tommy sneaking off with Miss Revolta….so I followed…they snuck into an empty conference room, and as soon as they were sure (they didn't see me…I'm undercover after all) no one was watching Miss Revolta yanked down Tommy's pants spit on the opening of his shit shute and rammed her fist right up his extremely willing bung hole…I kid you not !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    48. trr says – reply to this


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      Re: nvHe'll jump on his own couch! :lol:

    49. 1Sexy Mama says – reply to this


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      I love you Oprah,but he didn't want u @ his wedding&he f-ed ur couch up. Please don't have that Freak cum on your show he's a weirdo + he might try 2 attack you.

    50. BATHOG says – reply to this


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      freaky occultist who might be gay. discuss amongst yourselves

    51. Ania says – reply to this


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      Tom will never have the same status he had several years ago, especially after the "couch incident" and his bizarre scientology interview. I would highly recommend you watch Jason Beghe's interview, I am sure someone has posted the full video on youtube somewhere, but its unbelievable the amount of BS that goes on in their so called "church".

    52. ss says – reply to this


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      "his "25-year anniversary" in film." his wife is 29 so she was 4 when TC became a star.Disgusting pedo!

    53. Ania says – reply to this


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      Re: sue

      You folks need to watch Jason Beghe's interview, get yourselves informed about how "whacko" this cult really IS. Jason tells it like it is, no bullshit.

    54. did i say that out loud??? says – reply to this


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      its hard for me to accept the fact that Oprah's still on top of it. i really have only watched the show three times so maybe it's unfair for me to judge, but is America catatonic? i mean what does she talk about every day and who really still wants to listen/watch her? i think she is scarier then Tom Cruise and that's saying a lot!!!!

    55. Galician like you says – reply to this


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      He sucks!

      Free Katie!!!!!!

    56. pereztossessalad says – reply to this


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      NOTHING THIS MORON COULD SAY OR DO COULD REDEEM HIM.

      END OF STORY.

    57. diane says – reply to this


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      who care? Can't stand the control freak. He creeps me out; he's so phoney.

    58. frida says – reply to this


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      leave him alone ! at least he was always open about his beliefs ( unlike some other celebrities ) !

    59. kira says – reply to this


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      Re: Undercover Scientoloturd – Sorry but i'm not buying at all your shit … try again !

    60. Mrs Green Jeans says – reply to this


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      Re: dube beez – I appreciate your intellectual feedback. I have done a lot a reading up on Scientology. I know exactly what the "religon" believes in. I am no fan of it. But with that said, Tom has the freedom to believe as he feels fit. As far as him hurting anyone, I think Scientology has hurt many people. But I think the message I was trying to convey is that Tom hasn't immediately hurt anyone, and he is free to worship and he wishes. That's all. BTW I was borned and raised, and have lived my whole life on Clearwater Beach, just two blocks from the main Scientology headquaters. Those people are funny as hell, they walk around in uniforms like robots. But hey man, whatever floats your boat.

    61. poor perezsuckslitterally says – reply to this


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      I still love him !!! maybe he 's a nut case but he can act

    62. GIVE HIM A BREAK says – reply to this


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      CAN WE JUST GIVE THE GUY A BREAK ?????

    63. connie says – reply to this


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      he's probably trying to do some damage control for scientology.

    64. Kathy says – reply to this


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      Sad - he had such promise as a young actor… He's just a media whore now with a big Jones for adulation and "man-love" - too bad he can't live his truth, instead opting for his fake world and lies.

      Free Suri!

    65. kay says – reply to this


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      Psycho-bananas, that one right there.

    66. Anonymous Supporter says – reply to this


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      Make no mistake, oprah will make sure there are NO couches around. BTW, after that fiasco, he did NOT invite her to his wedding of the century! LOL Quite a snub!

      Hate oprah with a passion, but nowhere near as much as Tom. He's a puppet for the worst cult in operation today.

      He is going on her show for the 25 year anniversary of "Risky Business".

      FYI, Cult leader David Miscavige's Jenna is slated to be on ABC's nightline tonight! Get a bird eye view from this cult since she escaped. In additon to Jason Beghe escape from this cult, it's not been a good week for the cult.

    67. Kaniesha says – reply to this


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      Who cares about Tom Cruise, he is so freakin weird.

    68. TOM CRUISES FOR COCKS says – reply to this


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      ……….WELL, WHEN YOU KNOW….HE HE HE…..YOU JUST KNOW……….HE HE HE……..THAT YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN HELP….EVEN OPRAH WITH ALL HER POWER IS POWERLESS WHEN XENU HAS INSTRUCTED HIS FOLLOWERS TO CONTROL ALL OF THIS PLANET. YOU KNOW….HE HE HE….AND MY ELOQUENCE WILL REACH EVERYONE TO, UH, ER….ER…UH..HE HE HE.. COME TO THE GALACTIC FEDERATION AND ….UH,,, HE HE HE…….UH, ER……YOU KNOW..UH…….. WE MUST RID EVERYONE OF THE EVIL THETANS……UH, ER,,,, …..HE HE HE…..YOU KNOW….YOU KNOW……….HE HE HE. WHEN YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS. HE HE HE………ER…HE HE HE. KATIE AND SURI ARE FREE….HE HE HE…. I WILL BRING THEM OUT OF THE SPACE SHIP AND I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO WILL KNOW….HE HE HE. THEY ARE THE NEW RACE….UH, HE HE HE.
      THIS WILL BE MY MESSAGE ON OPRAH'S SHOW. HE HE HE

    69. Tom Cruise sucks in every way says – reply to this


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      He has got to be one of the most distasteful and odious motherfuckers on the planet. Son of a bitch should just go away.

    70. yuck alert says – reply to this


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      Oprah must be bent on career suicide this year. First Obama, then that crappy "Big Give" show, now Tom Cruise — all in both chronological and descending order.

    71. preview says – reply to this


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      In this episode, in Tommy Girl's house, Oprah will jump on the couch, show her panties, and cum, screaming GAYLE GAYLE GAYLE GAYLE GAYLE.

    72. WWW says – reply to this


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      Oprah should arm wrestle Tom to see who's gayer.

    73. How big is Oprah's ego? says – reply to this


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      Oprah's ego has gotten so big, it's bigger than the Grand Canyon, even bigger than her ass. She and Tom can tank together.

    74. Up-shay Up-lay Oprah-lay says – reply to this


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      I haven't watched Oprah's show or any of her stuff in years. She used to be great, offering up interesting and insightful people. Now it's all Oprah all the time. She can have her stage filled with people and she's the only one talking. She never shuts the fuck up.

    75. Oprah's got a clogged Va Jay Jay says – reply to this


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      Has anyone else noticed how boring Oprah's show has become? I can't watch it anymore. The worst is when Dr. Oz is on! Then we get virulent narcissism in sterio.

    76. Won't be watching says – reply to this


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      I don't like Oprah or her show anymore. What happened? She's got such a big mouth. And now Tom Cruise? Losers on patrol!

    77. Love is peace says – reply to this


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      I will definitely be watching Oprah in the coming weeks, cause i want to see the commercials of the exclusive! Leading up to the show with him. Can't wait to see him on.

    78. ho-hum says – reply to this


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      Oprah isn't good anymore. The show is stale, boring, and somebody already said it here, she never shuts the fuck up. Never. And she has never ever done anything generous that she didn't advertise all over the fucking planet. Somebody put a muzzle in her.

    79. QVC channel would be more interesting says – reply to this


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      I'll watch it only if they promise to show Tommy Girl jerking off to that creepy photo of L. Ron Hubbard, OR is David Miscavige sucks him off to the beat of "Stars and Stripes Forever."

    80. Dumb popculture obsessed generation says – reply to this


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      I find it really sad that you losers get to pick on somebody for just a few incidents in their life. He hasn't done anything truly wrong. Yet you choose to attack him. He is more exemplary than many other celebrities, yet you choose to attack him cause of his religious beliefs. Yes, you believe everything in those freaky internet sites, of critics, yet you believe that these people are saying the whole truth and nothing but the truth. And you trust the news channels to tell you unbiased stories, you forget who pays these channels for their airtime. Product companies, pharma companies too, you think that if people really had something bad to say about drugs, that these media channels would want to alienate companies who buy airtime? Pitiful how many of you have ceased to think. Its so easy to brainwash people into seeing a bad guy, its the same shit that North Korea does, and how easily you believe it, just like many of the myths of the world. You forget that they are critics, they will not tell you the good side of things. And you forget to remember that religions are made of different kinds of people. Every single person isn't the same. Just because the Inquisition is related to Catholics, doesn't mean all catholics are evil. Yet you seek to hate on somebody for a couple of harmless events?

    81. xuszerep says – reply to this


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      Eff Tom Cruise and his batshit cult! I hope his career ends soon. Someone that shills for a dangerous cult doesn't deserve to be a role model for movie audiences. That goes for Will Smith too.

      BOYCOTT ALL SCIENTOLOGY CELEBRITIES!!!!!

    82. Oprah and Tom go bye bye, no one cares says – reply to this


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      Who wants to see where Tom lives? Most people would rather a pile of pig vomit.

    83. Scientology is for total losers says – reply to this


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      Oprah shoul court Drew Peterson. He's far more handsome and intelligent and moral than Scientology fuck job Tom.

    84. BOOM! says – reply to this


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      You know what would be a hell of a show? If Dr. Phil psychoanalyzed the living hell out of Tom Cruise while Oprah was forced to watch and SAY NOTHING the whole time. She would fucking explode.

    85. #82 is outed! says – reply to this


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      No question about it: #82 is a total Scientology pod "person." Go strut your weirdo sailor suit elsewhere. Re: Dumb popculture obsessed generation

    86. WHO GIVES A F*^% says – reply to this


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      oh, WOW!!!! NOOOOOOOT!

    87. Two ego-driven assholes says – reply to this


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      Maybe Oprah can jump on Tom's couch.

    88. take the air outta yo balloon says – reply to this


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      Somebody need to tell Oprah to dial back her hugely fat ego. Oh, wait, I just did! Dial it back, girl.

    89. RB says – reply to this


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      I'm betting Tom Cruise has asked his special friend Oprah to put him on in order to try to rehabilitate his image after all the recent Scientology fiascos. There won't be any repeat couch jumping. This is a man on a mission, literally. He'll do his best to be charming and seek to win people over. He'll try to make them forget they ever saw him acting crazy in that Scientology video on YouTube. It's irksome that Oprah would help him do damage control. Will she ever have Jason Beghe on? I doubt it. She's been too compromised by schmoozing celebrity Scienos and doesn't see the agenda of her "friends" Tom and John and Kirstie.

    90. These two are lethal says – reply to this


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      That Big Give show sucked the second biggest dick in town. Tommy Girl sucks the biggest one.

    91. get 'em girls. . . . says – reply to this


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      Nancy Grace should tan Oprah's ass.

    92. FLY ME TO THE MOON says – reply to this


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      For a bigger ratings boost, Oprah should have filmed the show at Tom's other house located on the planet Xenu.

    93. Oprah down! says – reply to this


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      I just read that Oprah has joined Scientology! This is why she's having this idiot on her show. Scientology must have some major shit on her to cave like this.

    94. she luvs 'em says – reply to this


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      What's the deal with Oprah and all these Scientoloturds?

    95. Class Act says – reply to this


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      I don't care what Perez says about Tom Cruise. I grew up on his movies and I'll always admire the guy. He's a class act no matter what anyone says about him.

    96. Rumors.... says – reply to this


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      Is Oprah having an affair with David Miscavige's wife?

    97. Riki says – reply to this


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      It's just a publicity exercise. He has been receiving so much negative publicity lately re his religious beliefs and the state of his marriage, that his publicity machine feels going on Oprah is one way to convince the public otherwise. But does the public really give a toss? He made some good films when he was younger, but nothing much of note of late. Now, he's just another person who's famous for being famous. Yawn….

    98. ewwwww. And it's oozing. says – reply to this


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      See Tom's appearance — LIVE — on "Law and Order, SVU." Guess who plays the perv?

    99. Boycott Oprah, Queen of Scientology says – reply to this


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      Oprah loves scientology. She's in the cult. Never watch her show again or you'll be supporting the cult.

    100. Scientology is scary says – reply to this


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      Is it true? Did Oprah really join Scientology. Please, say it isn't true. I read it this afternoon. If she did, I'll never support her show or causes again.

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