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Posted: April 24, 2008 at 2:34 am

80 comments to “You Must…”

SERGIO! says – reply to this

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PRIMERO!
s says – reply to this

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umm okay….
fran says – reply to this

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woohooo
sassafrass says – reply to this

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WTF????

NICE?
fatass says – reply to this

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Soylent Green is made of PEOPLE!!!!! PEOPLE!!!!!!
Mister Sweaters says – reply to this

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first?
a says – reply to this

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haaaaahhaaaa
no
simone says – reply to this

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hilarious
Reality Show Addict says – reply to this

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Perez what the hell is this?

www.realityshowaddict.com
truth says – reply to this

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WHY
Toronto says – reply to this

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that was some funny shit!! HAHAHAHAH
creme da mmmm says – reply to this

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I love to feel my pole as I stroke it and watch the milk cum out! After I am done i like to have u lick it up and then I watch as you put it also inbetween your buns. U like to watch don't u? U like to watch the creamy stuff cum outta my hole and onto yer plate doncha?! Ya , feels so good inside don't it? ya u like to have a big one in there doncha? ya mmmm…. taste it! ya.. lick it. sit on it and spin. feels so good inside. makes u all hot and ready to explode!!!
popular dot nu says – reply to this

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Oh my gawsh, that's just crazy Perez
truth says – reply to this

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Re: fatass – that is a really good one
Mary says – reply to this

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SOOOO HILARIOUS!!
lil mama says – reply to this

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No really, wtf? Youtube has managed to make me realize how scary the world really is….. so scary. Heart you Perez
Sheri says – reply to this

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WTF!! Lol that is soooo funny!!
Lance says – reply to this

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LAME!
rachiecakes says – reply to this

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Perez, I love you, but the self promos are getting old…the site's getting to be like an advertisement. Donate this..do that..listen to this…if I wanted to see commercials I woul hook up VH1.
We used to love you for being the douche you are. You sold out!
myspace? says – reply to this

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hey perez, just wondering…. did you have a public myspace?
c.j says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG!
frankin says – reply to this

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funny as hell. Many freinds I met on a dating community called M E E T I N G W E A L T H Y dot com think so TOO. They are successful men and women. We usually talk together.
Tiff says – reply to this

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boring
elizabeth taylor says – reply to this

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How did you get my home videos, Perez. Give me my pills!
rOBYNaNN says – reply to this

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HMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Cecily says – reply to this

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"Shes" getting better!
Jessamine says – reply to this

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WTF… someone has to much time on their hands…

was funny though
creme da mmmm has a tiny weeny tinsy dick says – reply to this

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re; creme da mmmm

YOUR POSTING IS NEITHER FUNNY, SHOCKING, CLEVER OR ENTERTAINING - WHY DON'T YOU GO AWAY AND WANK YOURSELF TO DEATH.

PEREZ - CAN'T YOU PAY ATTENTION TO WHO IS POSTING SO THIS LAME WASTE OF SPACE POSTING DOESN'T APPEAR?????
mee again xoxo says – reply to this

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what would you do if your son was at home?
crying all alone on the bedroom floor.
because he is hungry
and the only way to feed him is to
sleep with a man
for a little bit of money
and his daddys gone
somewhere smoking rock now
in an outa lockdown
i aint got no job now!
so for u this is just a good time
and for me this is whay i call life
Fjfjglkdjfgldfkjglfdkjgalskjdgs says – reply to this

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STOP PROMOTING YOUR OWN EGO FATSO!!!!! THAT WAS NOT REMOTELY FUNNY.
CJ says – reply to this

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LOVE IT!!!! WATCH ALL THE VIDS!!! A MUST!!!!
Nicholes Itchy says – reply to this

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hilarious!! Funniest shit ever!! I love it!! I love YOU perezito!!
and I love ur haters too!! Keep on keeping on!!
Chao bella!!
~BRi
illy mack says – reply to this

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Re: rachiecakes – You are SO right! Come on Perez!
randi says – reply to this

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RIdonkulous
asshole bitch says – reply to this

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you suck major balls.
this shit is so stupid.
why do I even come to this site? to watch some freakazoid eat cat food?

YOU SUCK

stop promoting stupid nobodies!!!!
Jaime says – reply to this

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Clicking on that link to watch that dim video is time I will never get back….
lfasld says – reply to this

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Annoying.
Obama says – reply to this

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I'm the winner. Florida and Michigan are not states. They don't exist. They didn't vote for me, so they will not be counted.
Florida who? Michigan who?
Moe says – reply to this

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lol, I have better news than this:

new word: tribbing
tribbing = scissor sex! muff bumping yes you heard me tribbing
Nala says – reply to this

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that's just gross!
wow says – reply to this

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Two Negro's going down today. One is Wesley Snipes for stealing for Uncle Sam. Negro got some nerve considering he's getting prosecuted in a city he's afraid of. Another is a Negro woman that beat the crap out of another woman in line at a Disney ride. What is wrong with these people? They think they are above the law.
P1LL says – reply to this

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TO MUCH SELF PROMOTION DUDE oppps caps lock ;-O
Insest has no place in bed says – reply to this

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Re: creme da mmmm has a tiny weeny tinsy dick – Who's utters are you milking off of? your Momma has some nice utters and she likes to have the bears and turtles suck on them while she fingers her hole. yes! then she takes nippleclamps and puts them on her nipples and yells FIERCE! As sweat begins to appear in her holes she begs to be boned by anyone in site! Bang me bang me she yells! And then you actually bang her!!! Insest! EW
Hillary raised 10 million in one day says – reply to this

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People will be throwing there money at her now. We all know who the next president will be. Open your purses, your money's coming back to you. Hillary is our gold that will get us our gold back here to us.
Serve it up! says – reply to this

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Re: Moe – Will you make me a muff pizza with thick crust?
Watermelon overide says – reply to this

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Re: wow – these negros are wild animals! plain and simple! dats what's goin on! they need to have all them monkey fools shipped back to Africa! they aren't totally human yet and that's why they act out! the best way to calm a negro is to wave watermelon and chicken in front of them and speak giberish… Also flair your nostrils and stick out your butt as this makes them feel more at home and that u are more like them:)
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Tippitoe says – reply to this

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Re: Watermelon overide –
Now that's funny. Hope Snipes gets his 3 years and 5 million dollar fine they want to give him. Cross your fingers. Funny post.
Sorry Miss Jackson, I am for real says – reply to this

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Miss Jackson, I am for real. I have a barbecue every Sunday after Rev. Wright's service. All my homies come to eat chicken and waffles and buy crack. We have a good time all day while the police ride back and forwards. We smoke crack all day till it's gone. This is our way of getting over on the cops. When the barbecue is over, the crack is gone. I made my money and got to
have a party. So sorry Miss Jackson, I am for real. Miss Jacson, come to my crack barbecue next Sunday after Rev. Wright's
racist church meetin, the first puff is for free.
sharif muhamad poop says – reply to this

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Re: Sorry Miss Jackson, I am for real – hey man… i wear a turbin but am black! can i cum too? i like guns and crack too but I am what they call a sandn1gger… ya man.. i like to to learn to fly planes one day! ya man… pass the crack pipe. i can't wait!
Kate Needs Help says – reply to this

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Why Perez…WHY????????? These are f*cking stupid!! You're SOOOO much better than posting this crap!!
Rhoda says – reply to this

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WAKE UP YA LEANER LOAD….SHIRLEY TEMPLE BROKE HER WITTLE WING.

Jeez, some newsman YOU are.
OMG says – reply to this

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After seeing that NUT, I had the TRAILMIX? Are you fucking kidding me?!?!?! lolololololol

DOH
Uh. . .Yeah says – reply to this

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AGAIN! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT STUPID SHIT SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT??? AN UGLY MAN IN DRAG DRY HUMPING A VACUUM AND EATING DOG FOOD?? THIS MUST BE PEREZ'S BOYFRIEND!
Blue Nose says – reply to this

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Re: rachiecakes – I agree - and the lack up updates on the weekend are aggravating too- seems like he's forgetting who MADE him 'famous'.
Gary says – reply to this

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LAME AS HELL.. I'm going to quit clicking on the YOU MUST CLICK HERE sections… They get worse and worse..
Shannon says – reply to this

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hilarious
where the hell is al sharpton hiding? says – reply to this

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In obama's closet.
of course you can cum says – reply to this

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Re: sharif muhamad poop –
All my homies turned Muslum. We just waitin for the sand turbin
boys to join us. Then we stonger than the white folks. Crack for everyone.
Alice says – reply to this

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Perez, those videos are not even funny. Where are you going now, with those you tube stuff , and this Donate there… You are loosing it, mate!
ashley says – reply to this

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LMAOOOOO!!!!! sooo funny….her voice is dead on!
emma says – reply to this

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this woman looked better than madonna and she was trying to look bad. hysterical. and the voice is still spot on.
jenna says – reply to this

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ewww
rem says – reply to this

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Re: fatass – you ruined it! haha

also that was disgusting
jackie says – reply to this

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That was hysterical.

I LOVE the accent. It's so dead on!
Ryan says – reply to this

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this is soooo fierce
hilarious in fact
bubba says – reply to this

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Im traumatized… could you please update that with a "If you are Easily Offended.. this is not ok for work!"

YIKES!!!!!!!
the detective says – reply to this

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she's crazy,lol
meme says – reply to this

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Well, that was a Waste of 60 seconds I'll never get back . . .
Saucy Pants says – reply to this

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That's IT…SOME OF US have to work while YOU sleep off another hangover from your Hollywood parties…I'll check back when I get my 15 min. break.
Mat says – reply to this

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Not hilarious.
nir blancman says – reply to this

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i just love nadya ginsburg(playing madonna)!! she is hillarious as hell
flora says – reply to this

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STUPID!!!
fuckface says – reply to this

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is that what you call a "COCKWHORE"
mimi says – reply to this

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coño perez ke lindo te ves ahiiiiii!!!!!!!!
Cassie says – reply to this

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This person has to STOP.
Alex says – reply to this

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I LOVE THIS!! and I love how she captures madonnna's NY-London transatlantic accent!! It's perfect!

People need to watch more of these, they are great!
Ssss says – reply to this

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LOVE IT! Nadya Ginsberg is great. WE NEED MORE OF HER MADGE! Kudos, Perez for featuring talented people on your site (even if it is also a bit of self promotion !! )
Nada says – reply to this

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Love it!
nurse1211 says – reply to this

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Run & hide Prez honey…….that bitch is CRAZY!