A Little Bit Of Vag

Filed under: Anglophilia > Fashion Smashion > Gwyneth Paltrow

Well, to be fair, that may be a slight bit of ass.

But, either way, it smells like fish!

Gwyneth Paltrow keeps it exciting at the London premiere of Iron Man.

Anyone feel like sushi????

[Image via Abaca USA.]

Posted: Apr 25, 2008 at 10:54 pm / Email this »

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ellie says – reply to this

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first!
waness says – reply to this

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That's embarrassing.
FISHY says – reply to this

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FIRST
randi says – reply to this

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first!!!!!
katie g says – reply to this

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Awful outfit. She rarely dresses well. Fire your stylist!
barbara says – reply to this

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um eww. cant you tell when a dress is too short?
Robin says – reply to this

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yuck!
mikee says – reply to this

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I LOVE GWYNETH!
perezlover says – reply to this

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that is disgusting. doesn't she see that before she steps on the red carpet?
gill says – reply to this

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sixth
bet you haven't gotten that before
gross
Amanda says – reply to this

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…who on earth would wear something that short?!

Hoochie-mama!
sir Ivana Jercough says – reply to this

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She must be ovulating and looking for love.
mikee says – reply to this

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Yum fishy!
SUS says – reply to this

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that's ass, asshole
Mandiee says – reply to this

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My husband says that's balls!
Christine says – reply to this

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why do people do that? shes a fucking mother for God sakes! fucking wannabe whore. grow up your not going to look hott looking like that fucking skank. if she just weres something normal she would be beautiful.
wow says – reply to this

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I hope when I am her age I have l;egs like that…and better fashion sense.
kelly says – reply to this

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1st!!

hahhaa…. vagina!
Sadizzle says – reply to this

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omg!! that oufit looks comfrontable..right?!?!
bailey says – reply to this

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completely just ass.
no vag!
inconsistent says – reply to this

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Why are you not calling her a slut or a whore like you would if it were Miley, Lindsay, or Britney????
wow says – reply to this

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LEGS…even
jeebus says – reply to this

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There is no way her ass is covered. WTF is wrong with her?
rom says – reply to this

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For god sake! The woman has children, which one day, will see this photo and cringe!
Tati says – reply to this

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FIRST?!?! please!
HILLARY HATES BLACK PEOPLE says – reply to this

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VOTE OBAMA, SAVE THE WORLD
fishsticks says – reply to this

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wtf
D says – reply to this

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COCHINA!!
et tu, paltrow? says – reply to this

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omw
Emily says – reply to this

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that's pretty nasty
haley says – reply to this

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wellll, that's a shame. The outfit could have been perfect.
ABBY says – reply to this

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eww…gross
mord says – reply to this

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1st! and wtf?!
jonesy says – reply to this

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Thats not a vag, thats an ass
I know you havent seen many so you are confused

btw you look great lately.
buzzkill says – reply to this

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The hottest new accessory should be underwear!
Rose O says – reply to this

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Perez you smell like fish….Skank! :O)
rita says – reply to this

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I love gwen….how dare you!!!!!!!
katie says – reply to this

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it's ass. Figures you wouldn't know how to spot vag. No girl would ever give you the time of day so you just went gay!
OMG says – reply to this

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what in the hell was she thinking?
WHY? says – reply to this

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What the????? I thought you had better taste in clothing.
kara says – reply to this

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well, hello, there!
DSFADSA says – reply to this

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1ST VAY JAY JAY!!!
dianome says – reply to this

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it's either butt or her balls hanging out…..I can't imagine having two kids would make her vag sag so much.
MEMEME says – reply to this

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FIRST
Amz says – reply to this

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C'mon Perez, that is butt cheek if I've ever seen it. But whatever it is it ain't purdy!
Melissa R says – reply to this

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WOW that's real classy sheez
carriebradshaw says – reply to this

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OMG… did she run out of fabric?
jeffry says – reply to this

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show me your tittties!!!!!
Nicole says – reply to this

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i think she looks stunning. i love that outfit.
Animal says – reply to this

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Looks like the tip of her cock.
melissa says – reply to this

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yuck! why is she wearing a dress that short anyway? skank!!
sillycomgirl says – reply to this

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ok this is what i dont get– gwyneth likes to wear clothes that doesnt really look good on her , ok maybe there's 5 times but except for those the so called "designer clothes" that she's wearing all look cheap and besides why will she even wear those clothes!! obviously they are way tooooooooo shooooooooooooooooort for hear and way to youuuuuuuuung for her age,geez..
expaltriat says – reply to this

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she's got great legs, that i wont deny……but that dress thinks it's a bra
Anonymous123 says – reply to this

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HORRIBLE!!! That dress would have been beautiful just a bit longer, above the knee, this short it looks slutty. I mean if she bends or anything she´ll flash everything!!!
del says – reply to this

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Re: Christine – Christine, I'm not sure which I find most disturbing, your spelling, grammar, complete lack of punctuation, or your toilet mouth.
CrazyGirl619 says – reply to this

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She is trying waaaaay too hard!!!
J
Amy says – reply to this

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There's no reason why anyone should ever wear a dress that short. Yuck!
J-Poppin says – reply to this

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I thought only high school boys made comments like that! Have a little respect for the females who visit your website!!
Bernie says – reply to this

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I didn't think that you would be so crude, I have always enjoyed your site but did not appreciate this remark one bit! Bernie, Alberta Canada
kat says – reply to this

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she's another irritating wannabe english tea sipping asshole - let her & her best friend botox loving mandonna fade into the susnet forever!
katy klee klai says – reply to this

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~c'mon why you gotta hate on Gwyn.
She's nice.
Remember, she is one of Ross' BFF!!
stop says – reply to this

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I think if her dress were a little bit longer she'd look amazing! Im lovi g this style and hair. All she needs is to cover than ass no matter how nice it looks!
xo says – reply to this

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You idiots, he admits it is her ass. Like you all solved some great riddle. And for all of these Perez haters, that only makes you even more pathetic for wasting your life visiting this site, when you have such disdain for the creator and narrator. Get a life, and get the fuck away from your laptop.
Sol says – reply to this

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WOW..Very unbecoming of her…..weird..But i sorta like it…:):):):)
Marcus Aurelius says – reply to this

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Beautiful woman. And beautiful legs. But what in the hell was she thinking? She could easily manage a skirt just two inches longer—and still pull off the tarty young trollop look she seems to be going for.
This is definitely a fuckme, bangme, gangbangme dress.
Black Beach says – reply to this

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Holy Mary Kate and Ashly Olsen!!! I swear to God, she looks like both of the ugly anorexic twins!!!
Sol says – reply to this

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WOW..Very unbecoming of her…..weird..But i sorta like it…:):):):)
You Go Girl. Pop That Cushie… Pop That Couchie baby!!!
fish? says – reply to this

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I see a dick.
mallory says – reply to this

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ive never commented on this thing before

but if i found myself in that outfit i would think id fallen asleep into one of those "oh god i forgot to wear pants" nightmares
Sol says – reply to this

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pop that couchie baby…pop that couchie yeah!!!!LOVE IT>> Hope I look like that after giving birth YUM!!!
Fitchy says – reply to this

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If I didn't know better, I'd think I was looking at a peen peeking out!
single? says – reply to this

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She's dressing like she's a single woman. How much longer do you give her marriage? Are she and Chris separated?
Sss says – reply to this

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Nothing says marriage promblems like butt cheecks in public.
Carrie says – reply to this

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Dress=awful.
But her quads look great! Is she running?!
be says – reply to this

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1
justme says – reply to this

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Ewwww! That is NOT cute!!! Trying 2 act and dress like Brit when she needs to be acting like a mom!!!
Ron is Always Right says – reply to this

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http://hideous
i only feel with this hand says – reply to this

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back down..that's madges' vag…………………………
KATHY FROM TORONTO says – reply to this

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NO SWEETY, YOU CANT WEAR THAT. IF YOU LOOKLIKE TRASH, CHANCES ARE YOU ARE TRASH. KEEP THAT LOOK FOR THE GIRLS IN THEIR 20S AND FOCUS ON LOOKING CLASSY AND KEEPING YOU ASS HIDDEN NEARING YOUR 40S
Sarah36 says – reply to this

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Just two inches longer with that dress and she'd look classy…too short for her
Kerstin says – reply to this

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Why did she wear that horrible jacket! Vomit!
joey says – reply to this

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if i didn't know any better i'd say it was a testicle and that the tranny had done a bad job tucking.

funny place for her ass to be.
E says – reply to this

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She actually looks pretty cute…we all slip a butt cheek here and there…
gwennie's cunt says – reply to this

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this is the first time ive been COMPELLED to write a comment

is she out of her FUCKING mind?
girl power says – reply to this

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That type of dress is meant to be worn over fitted slacks or leggings. She should know better. Is she trying to take Britney's place? Yuck!
charwysi says – reply to this

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She's confused. "Skirt" for "shirt"… happens all of the time. … Right? Or, just me?
fluffyrabbit says – reply to this

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Uggh that is not a good look for her :/

Her hair and makeup look nice though.
jules says – reply to this

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OMG! I've never been cruel but when i saw this i laughed my ass off.
JE says – reply to this

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Umm… hello–declaring something possibly vagina-related to be "fishy" original and HILARIOUS. Not as though it has any real basis in fact- this idea comes from people with an STD, and is not at all representative of women, also as though perez would know anything about it? And give the woman a break I don't think her child is going to be scarred by a picture of her mother in a short dress. AND wearing a short dress does not make a woman a slut or a whore. If I had those legs I might wear it too and I bet a lot of you would too.
Tropics says – reply to this

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First off, this broad is beyond has been.
My guess is her marriage is going up in smoke and she's letting the world know her vajayjay is back on the market.
Remember her Oscar speech, crying and taking nonsense? Even her own mother thought she was in left field. I can't wait until the divorce. Her whoredome and whack will become legendary.
Ben Afflec really dodged a bullet when he got away from this one.
donna says – reply to this

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How about trying NOT to be a misogynist asshole, Perez? Hmmm? kthx
Rachel says – reply to this

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Too bad, the dress would be cute if it wasn't so ridiculously short. Not flattering.
RITZ says – reply to this

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i think she lots hot in the pic…def one of her best (seeing how I usually hate her style). If only she could find a dress that was tad bit long, this would be purrfection! The lil dangly below her dress, that's a bit embarrasing
lainie Lewis says – reply to this

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wow…that's one short dress…but she actually looks really great I think….alittle ass cheek never killed anyone…!
Andre says – reply to this

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Re: Christine – Well said!!! SHE IS A SKUNKY ATTENTION WHORE!
Told Ya'll says – reply to this

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As in Told Ya'll this bitch is crazy. Desperate to look sexy. BTW, the lace by chest area looks like someone just cut off the top with scissors and ruined the pattern. You either have the mojo or you don't…this stiff, plain Jain never will. Although I have to admit Rumer Willis is starting out the same way as this one-Parentz in the Biz.
chica says – reply to this

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2 inches too short for anyone, 4 inches to short for a woman her age
Fucking Ridiculous says – reply to this

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"The tag said Top but I think I am going to wear it as a dress." Insane.
Jean Paul says – reply to this

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CLEARLY THAT IS BUTT
not vag
stop being dumb perez

btw
LOVE HER LOOK
shes gorgoues there
and im not even a fan

dont hate you fools
youll never be half as beautiful as that woman
so get off this site and get a fucking life
K says – reply to this

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another one bites the dust ! geez, these celebrities have no self respect. Cover up your a** cheeks/vagina, you're a mother for Pete's sake! Could that dress get any shorter? That's just disgraceful - to her family and husband especially. 2 kids later and she's still trying to prove to the world that she's sexy. You're overrated Gwyn. The blazer was a lame attempt at trying to take the attention off your crotch hanging out.