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"Police: Woman lived with mummified sister"
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Police: Woman lived with mummified sister
Mentally-ill sibling thought to have kept body in kitchen for up to 3 years
DETROIT - The partially mummified body of an elderly woman has been found on the kitchen floor of a house where her mentally troubled sister was living, police said.
Investigators believe the surviving sister had been living with the body for up to three years. They say the body was partially covered with newspapers and that a cat and dog apparently ate part of it.
The Detroit Free Press says authorities removed the surviving sister Wednesday night and took her to a crisis center. She is also aged in her 80s and appears to have mental problems.
Police say they went to the house after a neighbor called to express concern.



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FIRST
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first? maybe fourth?
[[ thatz like the guy in florida that came home..
…drunk and passed out and his 3 puppies ate..
have of his head off//zick zhit…]]
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CRAZY! that is gross
comment uno!
Eww!!
0_o Alright then
1st?!?! That's so sad
Is that Joan Rivers???????? OMG how did she mummify her???
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Gross!
PLZ EVERYONE STOP WASTING SPACE BY SAYING FIRST…..WHO REALLY CARES….I MEAN REALLY NOW…..ITS GETTING TO BE REDICULOUS….THANK YOU
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OMG that is triph!!
but she was mental….so she didnt kno any better…. i guess
Omg. I have read this news and people's discussion on 'millionai refriends com'. Many people are very interested in this. They are discussing it there.
so did she actually go through the process of mummifying her?? or just cover her in newspaper?
That is seriously discusting I cant believe the freaking cat and dog ate it. That old bitch really was nuts!
thats so disturbing.
and so0o0 sad
That old woman was ME.
Joan Rivers hahaha
Perez, your posts make me laugh and bring me such joy.
Change the picture, bitch.
Friday Morning
25 April 2008
Well the New York jury has just returned a "not guilty" verdict on the three white police officers who inadvertently killed the wrong black man, Sean Bell, in a police sting at a local raucous night club.
NAACP and all the coloreds are all up in arms. Al Sharpton johnny-on-the-spot-as-usual. Crying, yelling, ANF's, ABF's, ABM's, people fallin-out all over the place, hoopin' & hollerin', all claiming to be victim's who've been wronged.
A perfect micro-sample of the spice of life we will get either for weeks after an Obama defeat, or for 4 years if Obama is elected.
the word is disgusting, not discussing or the word is asked, not axed, please people get educated.
GO HILLARY GO!
my sister????????????????????????????????????
isnt that Joan Rivers?
Really Joan Rivers had a dead sister, she's crazier then I thought!!!
LMFAO!
its justa picture becuase the article is about a mummified corpse
that probably resembles
joan rivers its a joke!
be serious
Joan's a survivor. You gotta give props to any woman swimming with the sharks, as she has done in a male dominated industry like show biz.
But what is UP with the Jocelyn Wildebeast look of her face? It is hard to imagine anyone would PLAN to look like that.
I love you Joan. You are a funny, smart woman.
Joan Rivers is a great picture to use b/c she looks mummified. haha!
That's sad, sick, and disgusting all at the same time. I know someone that is in her 80's and went to a Target and talked to the guys on the hair coloring boxes. lol. She has Dementia (sp?), so yeah, getting old really screws your head up…I'm asbolutely terrified of getting old lol.
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hmm sounds like Tideland.
gross
if the cat and dog ate the mummy what did the sister eat? i mean how or what did the woman eat for three years. was she able to go to the store or anything like that?
Omg now that's a physco….
Re: Al Sharpton Leads Coloreds in Uprising in New York – Thanks for having the balls to be politically incorrect and using your right of free speech. I personally agree with you. There will be many haters who write in comments against you and or me but those people should realize that you have a right to your opinion, whether P.C. or not. Thats the beauty of the country we live in.
The woman obviously was nuts, but she was probably lonely too. It's sad.
Re: Al Sharpton Leads Coloreds in Uprising in New York – you are stupid the police officers are black and one italian.
Re: Al Sharpton Leads Coloreds in Uprising in New York – you racist mutherfucker is because of you guys that this country is in this condition.have read the news or even staying new york the police that shot the young men are 2 black guys and 1 italian so keep that racist comment to your salf and farmily stupid.
CHEEZE & CRACKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey I didn't know Joan Rivers was a Trekkie. Her Vulcan style looks good.
wow!
that's insane!
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Love her. Hate her.
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Love the jewelry she hawks on QVC. I have a thing for bracelets and love hers for costume-type jewelry. Honestly, nice for the price.
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Totally hated her when she and that awful daughter of hers did awards shows, but that's over.
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I can't believe that any plastics doc with any cred would do this to a human, especially one in the limelight. But, hey, look what some doc did to M Jackson, so I guess if you pay they will play.
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You know, this lady survived the suicide of her husband who was really a guiding light in her life and her career. She's still rolling. I mean, she's gotta be what 80?? You can't tell with all the plastic. People with too much plastic always look like they're in their 80s, and trying to look "young."
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Anyhoooo … The lady gets my props. She's annoying and ugly as hell, but she's a tough old broad.
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She still can't touch Betty White though.
Re: Al Sharpton Leads Coloreds in Uprising in New York – #29 1st of all your facts is totaly wrong the cops is black and one white guy.2 to bring obama into this is pure racist so belive me or not your and it is very bad I am a white male from norway. What I am seeing in this country when it comes to race is scary,you guys a very very racist and learn to love one another ok.
#29 your a loser,black hater.get you fact right mutherfucker.
#29 your a loser,black hater.get your fact right mutherfucker.
Re: james –
You have a point, but your spelling is horrendous. You shouldn't call people stupid when you aren't capable of spelling the word "f-a-m-i-l-y"
thats very sad . now she will get the help she needs.
umm can we say william faulkner in real life?? crazzyy!
she looks like joan rivers!!!!
I was tryin to figure out they keep all that plastic in place
VOILA…Joan Rivers has a plastic cast of her face
She turns over to sleep…and…
The experiement of Dr. Frankenstein continues
DESPERATION kiddies
poor lady probably didnt even notice her sister was dead…poor thing!
uhhhh… people… when a body is lying there for that long, it NATURALLY gets mummified. It can get mummified in as little as 1 summertime if it is hot enough. (and boy would tHat SMELL!) The cat and dog probably started eating it in its dried-up state, in my opinion. Tasty treats!
3 years? really? it took 3 years for the neighbors to become concerned? obviously she must have appeared to be normal the previous 2? WTF?!
That is Joan rivers!
So now we know What Happened to Baby Jane
"Whatever Happened to Baby Jane..?"
I saw his pic on www.thehumanhybrid.com . It was hysterical
hahaha! only in detroit…
Ugly nose !!!
UGLY !!!! fuuu
psycho much??
omg doesn't she look like joan rivers…..lol
what?? does that mean I shouldn't have grandma in the kitchen :S
eww what the fuck thats odd but ii also feel sorry for the old woman
i LoVe mUmMiES
this made me think of you
LOVE THE JOAN RIVERS TIE IN … CLASSIC MATE
Re: OMG –
are u stupid? he just used a pic of her.
fucking dumbasses.
yuckkkkkk!!!
seems like the neighbors would have complained of the stench when the body first started rotting - it had to be horrendous. i wonder what they ended up being concerned about after all that time?
You are so stupid Perez! Go to hell!
That is so sad! Obviously this woman either couldnt bare to let go of her sis or was so disillusioned that she thought that maybe she was still alive. Sad. But the part where the dog and cat might have ate on her is very gross. Can you imagine the smell? EWWWW!
priscilla presley is looking really rough here.
Tan metidos los vecinos porque no la dejaron tranquila
con su momia…. METIDOS!!!
YOU THINK….SHE HAD A MENTAL PROBLEM….DUUUUHHHH
That's just incredible. It sounds like something out of Psycho. I hope the sister that's still alive is ok. Some one should really have checked on them wayyyyyyy before 2 years time! What shitty neighbors and family!
Yikes. Poor lady.
Perez…. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Later it was discovered that she actually consumed part of the body.
Being a shut in after all you need to get some meat.
Crazy Cannibal Lady lol
That is freakin' messed up!
THIS HAPPENED LAST MONTH IN MY NEIGHBORS HOUSE EXEPT THE MOM KEPT THE DAUGHTER R.I.P
Is this Joan Rivers??
Re: Dani – hellooooooo???? I thought the same thing! Way to get concerned after THREE years. Geez.
I live in Cincinnati, where something very similar happened in 2006. Only in that case, it was the corpse (while alive) who was the mentally unstable one!
See:
http://www.nbc5i.com/news/5973197/detail.html
what does first mean?
Only in Detroit…God help that hole.
wtfff?
is that Joan Rivers?
The police in Detroit actually showed up after getting a call? That's amazing in itself!
thats so sad
What a poor lady…
That sounds awful. How could it have gone on for that long without anybody noticing sooner?!! R.I.P to that lady.
Nasty!
Re: Al Sharpton Leads Coloreds in Uprising in New York –
First of all who says COLOREDS anymore????????????? You Fucking Retard!!!!!!!!!!