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Madonna Can You Hear Us???

Filed under: Madonna

Perez is in NYC today.

You know you wanna have some tea and biscuits!

Her Madgesty, dressed very demurely, played director last night.

The Queen of Pop premiered her new documentary about Malawi, I Am Because We Are, Thursday night at the TriBeCa Film Festival.

A few months ago, Madonna was at the Berlin film festival to premiere a short (fictional) film that she directed.

Seems like M. has found her second calling!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: April 25, 2008 at 11:51 am

144 comments to “Madonna Can You Hear Us???”

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ArmPitt™ says – reply to this

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I hate her. She's so old!!
daddio says – reply to this

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First & Naked!
rgz says – reply to this

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She´s amazing.
She has an enormous heart, and her album is the best I heard in years.
Eddy says – reply to this

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Meow!
jo says – reply to this

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Am I the first one??? lol!! perez I wlive in NYC and want to come to your party
yayyy luv ya
hammer says – reply to this

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she looks beautiful and dresses her age at events
unlike mariah scarey
CC2 says – reply to this

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she'd be great at anything
Jen says – reply to this

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she's lookin good for an old person
Fiona says – reply to this

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Lets hope het directing is better than her acting!
Liz says – reply to this

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she looks like trailer trash from Mesa, AZ
Rude Dude says – reply to this

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:::YAWNING::

::: crickets chirping:::
sheesh says – reply to this

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My grandmother was buried in the same dress back in '73!!!
misspiggyNO says – reply to this

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Re: ArmPitt™ –

this isnt a mooriah thread

she is hot
Luck says – reply to this

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When I first say that dress I thought 'what is she wearing'. But then I thought she must be going for an African theme, because of the documentary. Sorry was I just slow to catch onto that?!
Nicole says – reply to this

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What is that outfit? I always thought Madonna could do no wrong…but come on now…
Madonna is fake! says – reply to this

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She just needs to be herself. (get rid of the fake accent 1st)
MadonnaFan says – reply to this

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You look smokin' in that dress Madonna! You really do define the whole dove 'beauty has no age limit' ad! Have a great one you hot mamma!
Travis says – reply to this

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Perez what you doing in nyc tonight??
larissa says – reply to this

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Madonna I love you, but my dear go easy on the Botox. You're beginning to look like Faye Dunnaway.
loveMaegan.com says – reply to this

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her face is starting to look weird! Why'd she have to start fucking with it? She's on her way to being Joan Van Ark's twin….death becomes her.
Ryan Secret says – reply to this

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Another Flop coming her way. Old people
the detective says – reply to this

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don't wait…. sent her tea and biscuits now, lolol
d says – reply to this

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gucci gucci guu… love the dress
Mariahs Vagina says – reply to this

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MADONNA IS THE BEST!!! ANYONE WHO THINKS MARIAH IS BETTER JUST NEEDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND BOW DOWN TO THE QUEEN!!!!
Keith says – reply to this

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so i guess you(mr.Hilton) are one of those poor brained people who think Madonna was brilliant in SHANGHAI SURPRISE and all the other madonna flicks, which pretty much makes your fanboy opinion biased and wrong…
Clever Guy says – reply to this

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Nicole, you stupid dumb whore.. the dress was suited to the AFRICAN theme.. why don't you read articles first you silly bitch?
ArmPitt™ says – reply to this

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Re: misspiggyNO – She's hotter than Mooriah….hands down!!
lance says – reply to this

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damn, her body is okay for a 50 year old ancient but the face is just plain awful..she looks awful UGH!
abcde says – reply to this

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She sucks…if anyone saw her on the Today Show with the annoying english-shakespearean wannabe accent…she needs to remember where she came from. There are PLENTY of people that live over seas that dont fake the accents. Time for her to retire. And her dress is horrendous too. Great what she is doing for the world but STOP WITH THE ACCENT!!!!!!!!!!
McKenna says – reply to this

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Woo….the jealous haters are out in full force today. Get over it - Madonna is a huge success with millions of fans. She's doing a good thing with those poor starving and sick people. If your self-centered asses were dropped in the middle of Malawi for a week and you saw the pain, starvation and suffering, you would have a whole different outlook than you do now sitting in front of your crumb filled keyboard with your computer asses and guts growing by the minute.
haha says – reply to this

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This reminds me of my indian skirt faze!
Dita says – reply to this

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HOT!!!!!!!!
de says – reply to this

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Re: McKenna – You can find all that in an average middleclass household!
Joyous1 says – reply to this

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she looks better than ever.
TT says – reply to this

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Is this supposed to be a "celebrity gossip" blog, or a Madonna FanSite?? Coz i'm getting sick to death of seeing Madonna in EVERY second story! It's making me soo sick of her.. I was gonna buy her album, but now i think i just need a break from her AND Perez's website.. Its becoming too repetitive!
Joyous1 says – reply to this

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I will agree the accent has to go. It makes her look silly.
Jaidee says – reply to this

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P. I live in nyc– lower east side. Let's hang. Ps sorry I'm a girl.
Chris says – reply to this

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ugh! she's wearing my grandma's curtains
ditas lover says – reply to this

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get off her NUTS
damn!
she's nothing special, old hag needs to retire
jane says – reply to this

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THIS WOMAN CAN DO ANYTHING…LEGEND!!!!
THIS WOMAN CAN DO ANYTHING…LEGEND!!!!
THIS WOMAN CAN DO ANYTHING…LEGEND!!!!
THIS WOMAN CAN DO ANYTHING…LEGEND!!!!
THIS WOMAN CAN DO ANYTHING…LEGEND!!!!
THIS WOMAN CAN DO ANYTHING…LEGEND!!!!
THIS WOMAN CAN DO ANYTHING…LEGEND!!!!
THIS WOMAN CAN DO ANYTHING…LEGEND!!!!
THIS WOMAN CAN DO ANYTHING…LEGEND!!!!
Adam says – reply to this

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Re: She is Gross! –
Do your homework, you fucktard! The single IS No. 1 in markets all over the world, dumbass!
Petey says – reply to this

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HOT MAMA! work it, woman! we love you! fuck off haters!
peepee says – reply to this

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"I GOT IT AT ROSS"
kylie says – reply to this

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yo — whateva this chick touches turns to gold…no one can put this gal down. love ya! peace!
Jamel Scott says – reply to this

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Re: Dita – you are a fag
hammer says – reply to this

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you all get on my nerves talking about her accent
do you not realize if you live some where for a while you pick up the accent

it's so obvious…you all are stupid
Madonna Sucks any dick says – reply to this

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I dont think so!
Nicole says – reply to this

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At least she is dresses appropriate for age… finally. I really dislike this old broad. I would say hate but why waste that much emotion on her old ass. Perez please get off Madonna's clit, your nose is so far up her ass. You know people would appreciate it more if you were not so bias all the time.
Man I hate Homo's.
randalise says – reply to this

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sorry but i think the bitch is ugly as hell..full of herself..and a total waste of time. her madjesty? her MUGLY!
Adam says – reply to this

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Re: Mariahs Vagina –
Agreed, but why all the comparisons to Mariah Carey?! They aren't even in the same LEAGUE! Mariah has no talent, creativity, or vision! Madonna has made herself a force. She's a performer and a true entertainer. Mariah can't even sing anymore––all that whispery, breathy bullshit is for the birds. Let's compare their accomplishments…NOT their chart numbers! Charts don't mean SHIT! Just because a bunch of silly 13-yr old girls went out and bought all of Britney Spears' albums DID NOT make them good! Numbers DON'T equate quality, and anyone with commonsense should be able to separate the two. Seriously, people.
TheOnlyOne says – reply to this

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Lambs are a little defensive today since their hack of an idol was caught lip synching.. what a joke of an artist Mariah is
Al Sharpton Leads Coloreds in Uprising in New York says – reply to this

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Friday Morning 
25 April 2008
 Well the New York jury has just returned a "not guilty" verdict on the "2 black cops and a latino cop" who inadvertently killed the wrong black man, Sean Bell, in a police sting at a local raucous night club.
 NAACP and all the coloreds are all up in arms. Al Sharpton johnny-on-the-spot-as-usual. Crying, yelling, ANF's, ABF's, ABM's, people fallin-out all over the place, hoopin' & hollerin', all claiming to be victim's who've been wronged. 
A perfect micro-sample of the spice of life we will get either for weeks after an Obama defeat, or for 4 years if Obama is elected.
Adam says – reply to this

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Re: Nicole –
If you hate homos so much, you stupid dyke, then stop coming to this site! You're a dumbass hypocrite, you fugly-ass bitch faced cunt. Go kill yourself.
Adam says – reply to this

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Re: Madonna Sucks any dick –
What?! What in the HELL does this have to do with anything, you fucking idiot! Please, would you go kill yourself too!
Quique says – reply to this

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Payola is alive and well…
Jeff says – reply to this

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Wonder if Davids white momma check out Mimi this morning in NYC. She was fierce! And BTW, Carly Smithson called to see when you were going to return the outfit…
Furby says – reply to this

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Perez you mean THIRD calling don't you? Her second calling is that of husband beater.

anyone seen any sign of him lately? She's sucking the life out of that FINE man…and not in a good way! Nothing worse than a wife who makes a her husband a eunich….
Mommy's Little Monster says – reply to this

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Madonna,

Can you hear me? You're fucking ugly! You look like a man, and your music is absolutely terrible. Please stop.
dorkmuff says – reply to this

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Its all abouts the vadge of madge
Help me says – reply to this

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My ears are bleeding. I just listened to some of her new CD, and her voice is tinny and whiny sounding. Bitch can't sing.
c says – reply to this

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You fat shit…enough with Madonna you kiss ass!!! I dont want to read anymore about her. She was cool back in the day, now she is old and tired. I dont want to hear her music nor do I want to see one more fucking story about her you fat, kiss ass, fag. What, bc she mentioned your name all youre going to do is talk about how great she is. STOP WITH THE FUCKING MADONNA ALREADY!!!!! None cares about her, shes yesterdays news
scott l says – reply to this

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Yeah she premiered her short film a month ago… the scathing reviews. If this woman is continually allowed to make films i'm going to puke. There are hard working TALENTED filmakers out there who never get a shot b/c idiots like her take much needed funding and cinema space on crap.
Kristina says – reply to this

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its commendable that she's doing this to "give back" to those less fortunate, but in all reality instead of helping these countries over seas how about she helps the people in america that have the same misfortunes, this country (the one whose people made her who she is & helped her make all her millions) is filled with people with no homes, no food, no work, children that are orphans and have no families, this list could go on. like they used to say in the 70's "take care of your own backyard"
grannymadge says – reply to this

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This bitch farts dust!!!
Jess says – reply to this

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Perez, come to Battery Park City!!! I will show you around. New York loves you!
brad says – reply to this

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Re: Nicole –
and homos hate you too bitch.
Madonna need a nursing home says – reply to this

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Why doesn't she just retire and live the rest of her live behind closed doors! Shit she is so washed up! Give it up already! Anything for attention! Bitch you ain't Angelina Jolie! And what the fuckity fuck is she wearing? Perez you are such an ass kisser!
marykate says – reply to this

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i'm so fucking sick of hearing about madonna!! she isn't cool…..
johnny bambini says – reply to this

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Guy stop calling Madonna Madgesty. Lol. She is a freaking pop star. And is a cold hearted bitch on top of that. Being a bitch went out in the nineies!

Myspace / johnbyrneproductions
HELL-O says – reply to this

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Look at this stupid blog Asslee JUST posted…..It's not even close to friday night yet……what the fuck is she on????
Hello Dude's and Dudette's
This week has been so insane. I had such a blast performing with my band! It's Friday night 10 pm and I'm off to bed. Thanks for supporting the record and checkin out the appearances this week. You guys are FANtastic!!!
Love you all,
Ash
johnny bambini says – reply to this

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Guy stop calling Madonna Madgesty. Lol. She is a freaking pop star. And is a cold hearted bitch on top of that. Being a bitch went out in the nineties!

Myspace / johnbyrneproductions
jochy says – reply to this

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MADONNA ROCKSSSSSSSSSSS….She´s amazing… A su edad sigue siendo una mujer sexy y hermosa… 50 años cumple y miren como esta!!!!!!!

LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!…
IMWT
Adam says – reply to this

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Re: grannymadge –
Madonna doesn't fart, darling! But if she did, I can assure money would come out and not dust!
PHX says – reply to this

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And the dumb lambs are out in full force today… with again unoriginal stupid comments. What's new there?

Madonna ain't going no where, so y'all better get used to having her around.

And please, think of NEW and ORIGINAL insults. If Lambs can think at all that is. Rarely have seen more stupid people in my life.
umakemesick says – reply to this

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please stop kissing up to madge! your you-tube reply was already really stupid…tea&biscuits? puh-lease..she's got a showcase at roreland to prepare for.you think she's got time for that?…know your place love! down there with jordan and peter.
Iris says – reply to this

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Love the dress that Madonna is wearing… it kind of reminds me of the song sparrows that are hopping around on my front lawn right now!
Mariah Carey, I'm a Diva Bitch says – reply to this

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Madonna was low on the list HRM list of sexiest woman. She's had to much botox.
superjesus says – reply to this

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I swear that's Mariah coming on here to dis Madge. Don't hate because all the 'mos are getting "Hard."
fuckyou says – reply to this

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Re: Al Sharpton Leads Coloreds in Uprising in New York – go fuck yourself, you cunt piece of trash…a bullet in your nasty head is what you gonna get, stupid dick sucking motherfucker.
Johnny Bambini says – reply to this

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I agree with TT number 40. Perez its obvious your site is now just. A buy out. About a month ago it started to be very agenda driven and all about record companies paying Perez out. Its so obvious. He plays it way too safe noe. Money changes everything. You go though Perez because I'm all for making money. But hold on. To it because this kind of pay out shit will only last so long. I notice too u don't really run this anymore. Its someone else writing and words on the pics.
Soon to be Rock Star says – reply to this

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"Seems like M. has found her second calling!" WTF is wrong with you Perez you fat fag? Enough with the ass kissing of your old lady. She's has you by a leash and is leading you around like a fat pig.
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Hard Candy is absolutely horrible. Stay away from black hip-shit music.
Shmay says – reply to this

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God she is amazing! So fabulous!
Queen Bee says – reply to this

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The lyrics on her new CD are so fucking repetitive it's sickening. Jesus Christ Madonna, I expected better from you. I see this CD doing a janet jackson.
M.A. says – reply to this

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That is considered DEMURE? You know if anyone else wore that you would be describing it as HIDEOUS!
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Bitch cant sing says – reply to this

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Madonna still cannot sing, with all the money shes taken from her stans you'd think she would have the dignity to get vocal lessons.

And that outfit is horrible but at least shes finally dressed like a granny that she is!!!
paige says – reply to this

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If only Madonna could cure tone deafness. The first step might involve the removal of her vocal chords. I also wonder why Madge appeals to a certain sector of the gay community and i think it's because her fans have no substance just like her music. A word of advice for perez: get some handlers to remind you who is making good music these days because you are doing an awful job on your own. MMkay
Damien says – reply to this

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PEREZ, I POST THIS IN RESPONSE TO YOUR ARTICLE ABOUT LAWRENCE KING (25/04/2008.) RIP LAWRENCE AND SHOW SOME COURAGE OF YOUR CONVICTIONS PEREZ—-> You know Perez - you encourage us to fight against LGBT bullying and harassment and yet you make a living from bullying/demoralizing/victimizing/demonizing anyone who does not meet your "standards". You comment and discriminate via appearance, gender, sexuality, heredity and even hearsay. I would be very interested to see if you are brave enough to accept people for who they are. I may not like Heidi M , Mariah C, Tom C, Nicole K, Rosie O etc. but that does not justify a campaign of hatred against them, even if your comments are "just" observations. If you are honestly against name-calling, bullying and harassment - post this comment as a main article, encourage your audience to be tolerant to ALL people. I dare you!
RIAA says – reply to this

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Here new CD sounds somethng like Disney and the Olsen twins would have put out 15 years ago. Her voice is so annoying.
We'll sue you if you don't buy it though.
grannymadge says – reply to this

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Re: Adam – Yeah……money from the 1800's!!!
Harvey Levin says – reply to this

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Am I First?!?!
A Boy from Malawi says – reply to this

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Go away Madonna. You've overstayed your welcome.
DRMW says – reply to this

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Re: grannymadge –

your comebacks are like someone of 12 years old.. not funny

upset because the old cow got called out for lip synching?
hhhh says – reply to this

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I love her dress!!!!
Mariah, for my lambs says – reply to this

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Hi everybody, it's Mariah. I just wanted to say thanks for making my new CD #1 world wide. I love you all, especially my lambs.
And let's stop hating on Madonna, she can't help it that she's a cold hearted bitch who only puts herself first. She can't help it that her voice sounds like shit, and she's only interested in causes that garner her more attention. So please, let's stop hating on her.
nick says – reply to this

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when botox attacks!!! ewww
Needle in my Dick says – reply to this

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She has man arms. To much weightlifting and roids/HGH or as she calls it B-12.
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ugly says – reply to this

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Madonna is fucking old and ugly not to mention WAY OVERRATED
Suzy says – reply to this

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She didn't direct that movie last night, shows how much you know…. so ignorant
Woof? says – reply to this

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"Arf" is more like it.

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