Sexual Healing
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Another Russell Brand sexy perv story has emerged!
The British actor, a rehab'd sex addict and star of the new pic Forgettng Sarah Marshall, was turned away by US Homeland Security on Wednesday because of some Visa issue.
The immigration diss caused him to miss a big appearance on David Letterman.
Aw…poor Russell!
But we don't feel too bad for him cuz a lovely Virgin Atlantic stewardess apparently was there to see him through. To the very end!
Brand flew to America but was turned away at JFK Airport - without even stepping foot in NYC.
Reports claim that one extra special flight attendant took good care of Russell on his flight back to England and then accompanied him all the way to his North London home to make sure he'd be ok.
The lass was caught leaving his home the next day.
Talk about going above and beyond the call of duty!
After hearing about the Embassy Club "incident " and now this, we think that Russell is totally living up to the honor the UK's Sun has bestowed upon him twice – Shagger of the Year.
Not the worst reputation to be had!
Would U hit it????
[Image via WENN.]
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He was so funny in Forgetting Sarah Marshall!
He is cute. He is now dating some hot girls he met through 'million aire friends com'. Rumor? Believe it or not! Is he looking for a serious relationship or just for fun?
would not touvh that eith a ten foot stick O_O
Friday Morning
25 April 2008
Well the New York jury has just returned a "not guilty" verdict on the three white police officers who inadvertently killed the wrong black man, Sean Bell, in a police sting at a local raucous night club.
NAACP and all the coloreds are all up in arms. Al Sharpton johnny-on-the-spot-as-usual. Crying, yelling, ANF's, ABF's, ABM's, people fallin-out all over the place, hoopin' & hollerin', all claiming to be victim's who've been wronged.
A perfect micro-sample of the spice of life we will get either for weeks after an Obama defeat, or for 4 years if Obama is elected.
Good on ya Russell.
Incidently, if anyone doesn't know Russell Brand is the UK answer to Perez Hilton only Russell is better looking and has more talent in his widdle pinky.
Yawn
he's a hottie, it's just a bad picture. but, if he's a perv, he's not worth ma timeee
he's hotttttt.
I'd rather have an ingrown toenail and a UTI at the same time… which he'd probably bestow both on you as well. How? I don't know, but he looks like he could do it.
I am sorry but I think he is so gross!
what's with the stupid eye liner on his bottom lids only? strange.
Not so sure about the hair…but I bet he's a GREAT lay!
omg i love him!!! glad to see hes made it onto perez.russell has got to be one of the funniest men alive!!more power to the brits!!
Imagine all the STD's he probably yes…. ew
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Imagine how many STDs he probably has…. gross
Hells no, he looks like one of the Geico cavemen.
Ew, not with that hair!
YEEESSSSSS
I would totally do him
Re: Al Sharpton Leads Coloreds in Uprising in New York –
just stop. This is exactly WHAT THIS COUNTRY DOES NOT NEED RIGHT NOW
Yeahhhh……I love Russell Brand and you've finally found him and he has his own section!!!! Now you only have Noel Fielding to go and you can become an honorary British person !!!! I love you Perez xxx
Re: Hannah – Go to bed bitch!
"Not the worst reputation to be had!"
No Perez, that would be YOURS!
Isn't that the lead singer from the Darkness? Whatever happened to them?
LOVE HIM.
Only after dipping him in a flea bath and cleaning him up a bit… he's got potential. I'm a sucker for accents but cleaniless is next to godliness I say… besides you can't enjoy a good shagging if you're worried about cooties. LOL
He looks like Salma Hayek
Re: ANONYMOUS –
We just got done with 7 yrs. of hilter. The country needs to say what the country wants to say without someone making them feel like they can't or they will be killed.
Hell no would I hit it!!!!!!!!
Re: Russell is FAB –
Russell Brand is nothing like Perez Hilton. WTF?
Ahh he's hot!
Probs one of the only men to be able to get ANY women in bed.
haha
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i was one of those girls he shagged when he had his addiction….best night of my life
I'd hit that, by the sounds of it he's had a lot of practice I bet he could rock my world!
hes hot
but i dont want someones sloppy seconds
so NO
Re: ANONYMOUS – Number 22, ON THE CONTRARY…!!! What the country needs PRECISELY RIGHT NOW is a wake-up call on what they are getting themselves into. One long four-year negro restitution black-out. All international politics and national programs and agencies will come to a screeching halt for four long dismal years—while 400 years of restitution are paid to negroes who WANNA GET PAID…!!!
I'd hit it.
actually, i would hit it. if he cut his hair though. i wouldn't want those nappy locks all up in my face lol. the brian may look is soooo over.
I love Russell and would definitely hit it. Such a shame he missed Letterman, though . . . I was looking forward to that!
I don't know about sexual healing but he sure could use some deep conditioning and maybe even a hot oil treatment.
NO! Who knows how many people he sleeps with in a week! EEEEWWWW
Russell Brand is amazing. Yes, he is known for his sexual escapades, but you should really talk about the other stuff he does. He's got a radio show, he was on TV hosting stuff countless times…he's written a book about his life (uh…lol) Seriously though, he is SO hilarious. He's got a real talent. Don't just focus on the sexy stuff all the time.
Also, get a new picture!!!
This bitch needs a bath & a brush! Edward Scissorhands anyone? lmao
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Re: Al Sharpton Leads Coloreds in Uprising in New York – 8 years of the REGIME has been long enough. Now we can't even afford to gas our cars TO GO TO WORK when Bush & Cheney are STUFFING THEIR POCKETS WITH OIL MONEY. REMEMBER - IT'S THE ECONOMY, STYPID.
this guys hilarioussss
i love russell
Re: Al Sharpton Leads Coloreds in Uprising in New York –
Yea because the rule of old & young white males has been so helpful!
He looks like Tommy Lee….
Do I hear 10? just kidding
hell to the yes I'd do him, no question!!
i've already hit it. im part of an elite club that probably contains about 4000 other women in the uk. shagger of the century more like.
I would.
pin pin.
russell always has visa problems getting into the us cuz he has a criminal record. he's excellent and it's great to see perez is finally covering him!
Re: Al Sharpton Leads Coloreds in Uprising in New York – TYPING TOO FAST….
IT'S THE ECONOMY STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
russell is like a god in the uk! i love him so much, im far too obsessed for my own good! going to see the movie tonght…cannot wait! x
I SO WOULD.
iv met hima couple of times and he's gorgeous
I WOULD TOTALLY HIT IT.
Heck yes, as long as he got tested before…
I already have hit it.
I love Russell Brand… He's well hot and also absolutely hilarious, listen to his radio show… bbc radio2, its brilliant! He's just slighlty sex mad, its not his fault, its an addiction :-p
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To be quite Frank Perez, my friend did Hit it and Quit it with Russell while he was in America a bit ago.
Was with him till the end as you say :hah:
I'd let him hit it and quit it.
trust me i would hit it
Much as I think Russell Brand is a comedy genius, I just do not understand his sex appeal. I think he's so unattractive!
Of course! Russel Brand is sexy!!
Hells yes, I'd hit that 7 ways till Sunday
I'm a sucker for long hair so I'd fuck him everyway I could imagine. But then I'd make him use so some serious FrizzEase afterwards.
if he cleaned up and shaved.. cut his hair.. why not?
I'd bang him right, left & centre!! He's hot!!
I'd bang you too, Perez xD
i'd hit it
Yes Yes Yes!!!!! I would so do him!!!! I loooove Russell!
Way to go, Perez! More about Russell, he is going to conquer America in a heartbeat! The more UK influence, the better - and the More Russell Brand posts the merrier! PIN PIN!
he's amazing. more russell antics. though he is impossible to shame because he talks about all the ridiculous things that go on in his life on his radio 2, his book - my booky wook (which is being made into a movie) and in all his stand up dvds - Shame and Doing Life.
the only thing he should be hit with is a large dose of antibiotics.
He looks like Brooke Shields with 5 o'clock shadow.
I was working in the office that deals with getting his criminal record. You should have seen the people shitting themselves that Russell "NEEDED HIS APPLICATION PROCESSED NOW". People stayed late and everything. Stupid stupid people.
Yea I totally would. Not with that hair though. Oh and not if he has any STD's.
Hooray for RUSSELL!!! Perez it's about time you report on someone that has talent. I sad that he missed out on doing Letterman. Can't wait to see him next month at the Roxy.
I would definately HIT THAT!!
I know what your doing Russel. It's a-little somethin we call PIMPIN. Rock on Playboy!
I love Russell, I got to meet him when he was touring the UK. I saw him in my home city of Liverpool!!! I Love him!! x x x
I would so hit that
nooowwaaaayyy
i'm a brit, and he's got quite a reputation here.
and he looks like he'd give you an STD just by touching you
HELL YESS!
I would hit that for sure
i love him, he's sooo fit.
He's good looking and all, but sex addict/not quite there rock star=genital warts and HERPES, just like in the movie!!!! YUCK!! NO THANKS.
He needs a brush and he looks like he smells! Gross
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