Sexual Healing

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Another Russell Brand sexy perv story has emerged!

The British actor, a rehab'd sex addict and star of the new pic Forgettng Sarah Marshall, was turned away by US Homeland Security on Wednesday because of some Visa issue.

The immigration diss caused him to miss a big appearance on David Letterman.

Aw…poor Russell!

But we don't feel too bad for him cuz a lovely Virgin Atlantic stewardess apparently was there to see him through. To the very end!

Brand flew to America but was turned away at JFK Airport - without even stepping foot in NYC.

Reports claim that one extra special flight attendant took good care of Russell on his flight back to England and then accompanied him all the way to his North London home to make sure he'd be ok.

The lass was caught leaving his home the next day.

Talk about going above and beyond the call of duty!

After hearing about the Embassy Club "incident " and now this, we think that Russell is totally living up to the honor the UK's Sun has bestowed upon him twice – Shagger of the Year.

Not the worst reputation to be had!

Would U hit it????

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Apr 25, 2008 at 9:43 am / Email this »

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cvxhcgh says – reply to this

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fiiirst
Amanda says – reply to this

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He was so funny in Forgetting Sarah Marshall!
Dabspace says – reply to this

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He is cute. He is now dating some hot girls he met through 'million aire friends com'. Rumor? Believe it or not! Is he looking for a serious relationship or just for fun?
scared says – reply to this

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would not touvh that eith a ten foot stick O_O
Al Sharpton Leads Coloreds in Uprising in New York says – reply to this

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Friday Morning
25 April 2008
Well the New York jury has just returned a "not guilty" verdict on the three white police officers who inadvertently killed the wrong black man, Sean Bell, in a police sting at a local raucous night club.
NAACP and all the coloreds are all up in arms. Al Sharpton johnny-on-the-spot-as-usual. Crying, yelling, ANF's, ABF's, ABM's, people fallin-out all over the place, hoopin' & hollerin', all claiming to be victim's who've been wronged.
A perfect micro-sample of the spice of life we will get either for weeks after an Obama defeat, or for 4 years if Obama is elected.
Russell is FAB says – reply to this

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Good on ya Russell.
Incidently, if anyone doesn't know Russell Brand is the UK answer to Perez Hilton only Russell is better looking and has more talent in his widdle pinky.
Hannah says – reply to this

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Yawn
ALI !!!!!! says – reply to this

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he's a hottie, it's just a bad picture. but, if he's a perv, he's not worth ma timeee
MeganJ says – reply to this

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he's hotttttt.
Ugghhh says – reply to this

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I'd rather have an ingrown toenail and a UTI at the same time… which he'd probably bestow both on you as well. How? I don't know, but he looks like he could do it.
Katie C says – reply to this

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I am sorry but I think he is so gross!
heyyalls says – reply to this

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what's with the stupid eye liner on his bottom lids only? strange.
Tanya says – reply to this

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Not so sure about the hair…but I bet he's a GREAT lay!
roo says – reply to this

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omg i love him!!! glad to see hes made it onto perez.russell has got to be one of the funniest men alive!!more power to the brits!!
jenni says – reply to this

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Imagine all the STD's he probably yes…. ew
sala says – reply to this

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furshur
jen says – reply to this

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Imagine how many STDs he probably has…. gross
hope says – reply to this

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Hells no, he looks like one of the Geico cavemen.
M says – reply to this

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Ew, not with that hair!
andrea says – reply to this

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YEEESSSSSS

I would totally do him
ANONYMOUS says – reply to this

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Re: Al Sharpton Leads Coloreds in Uprising in New York –
just stop. This is exactly WHAT THIS COUNTRY DOES NOT NEED RIGHT NOW
I ♥ Perez says – reply to this

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Yeahhhh……I love Russell Brand and you've finally found him and he has his own section!!!! Now you only have Noel Fielding to go and you can become an honorary British person !!!! I love you Perez xxx
Sleepy Head says – reply to this

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Re: Hannah – Go to bed bitch!
doucehnozzle says – reply to this

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"Not the worst reputation to be had!"
No Perez, that would be YOURS!
tinyheinie says – reply to this

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Isn't that the lead singer from the Darkness? Whatever happened to them?
Ali says – reply to this

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LOVE HIM.
paule says – reply to this

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Only after dipping him in a flea bath and cleaning him up a bit… he's got potential. I'm a sucker for accents but cleaniless is next to godliness I say… besides you can't enjoy a good shagging if you're worried about cooties. LOL
Boo says – reply to this

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He looks like Salma Hayek
what, the country doesn't need to know '' THE TRUTH"??? says – reply to this

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Re: ANONYMOUS –
We just got done with 7 yrs. of hilter. The country needs to say what the country wants to say without someone making them feel like they can't or they will be killed.
Lena says – reply to this

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Hell no would I hit it!!!!!!!!
Leni says – reply to this

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Re: Russell is FAB –

Russell Brand is nothing like Perez Hilton. WTF?
katie mcg says – reply to this

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Ahh he's hot!
Probs one of the only men to be able to get ANY women in bed.
haha
x
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anon says – reply to this

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i was one of those girls he shagged when he had his addiction….best night of my life
Hell Yea! says – reply to this

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I'd hit that, by the sounds of it he's had a lot of practice I bet he could rock my world!
Paige says – reply to this

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hes hot
but i dont want someones sloppy seconds
so NO
Al Sharpton Leads Coloreds in Uprising in New York says – reply to this

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Re: ANONYMOUS – Number 22, ON THE CONTRARY…!!! What the country needs PRECISELY RIGHT NOW is a wake-up call on what they are getting themselves into. One long four-year negro restitution black-out. All international politics and national programs and agencies will come to a screeching halt for four long dismal years—while 400 years of restitution are paid to negroes who WANNA GET PAID…!!!
luna says – reply to this

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I'd hit it.
downtown says – reply to this

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actually, i would hit it. if he cut his hair though. i wouldn't want those nappy locks all up in my face lol. the brian may look is soooo over.
Elizabeth says – reply to this

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I love Russell and would definitely hit it. Such a shame he missed Letterman, though . . . I was looking forward to that!
LOL says – reply to this

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I don't know about sexual healing but he sure could use some deep conditioning and maybe even a hot oil treatment.
MCH says – reply to this

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NO! Who knows how many people he sleeps with in a week! EEEEWWWW
Liz says – reply to this

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Russell Brand is amazing. Yes, he is known for his sexual escapades, but you should really talk about the other stuff he does. He's got a radio show, he was on TV hosting stuff countless times…he's written a book about his life (uh…lol) Seriously though, he is SO hilarious. He's got a real talent. Don't just focus on the sexy stuff all the time.
Liz says – reply to this

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Also, get a new picture!!!
b.sentient says – reply to this

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This bitch needs a bath & a brush! Edward Scissorhands anyone? lmao
Buni says – reply to this

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flat iron
ANONYMOUS says – reply to this

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Re: Al Sharpton Leads Coloreds in Uprising in New York – 8 years of the REGIME has been long enough. Now we can't even afford to gas our cars TO GO TO WORK when Bush & Cheney are STUFFING THEIR POCKETS WITH OIL MONEY. REMEMBER - IT'S THE ECONOMY, STYPID.
gfdg says – reply to this

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this guys hilarioussss
Hollie says – reply to this

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i love russell
b.sentient says – reply to this

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Re: Al Sharpton Leads Coloreds in Uprising in New York –
Yea because the rule of old & young white males has been so helpful!
FOXXY says – reply to this

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He looks like Tommy Lee….
Chip says – reply to this

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Do I hear 10? just kidding
Lo says – reply to this

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hell to the yes I'd do him, no question!!
peachy. says – reply to this

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i've already hit it. im part of an elite club that probably contains about 4000 other women in the uk. shagger of the century more like.
iekeliene says – reply to this

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I would.
pin pin.
taz says – reply to this

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russell always has visa problems getting into the us cuz he has a criminal record. he's excellent and it's great to see perez is finally covering him!
ANONYMOUS says – reply to this

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Re: Al Sharpton Leads Coloreds in Uprising in New York – TYPING TOO FAST….

IT'S THE ECONOMY STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
russellforlife says – reply to this

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russell is like a god in the uk! i love him so much, im far too obsessed for my own good! going to see the movie tonght…cannot wait! x
sarah says – reply to this

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I SO WOULD.

iv met hima couple of times and he's gorgeous
lilybeansmom says – reply to this

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I WOULD TOTALLY HIT IT.
Danielle says – reply to this

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Heck yes, as long as he got tested before…
Bingo says – reply to this

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I already have hit it.
Confused says – reply to this

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I love Russell Brand… He's well hot and also absolutely hilarious, listen to his radio show… bbc radio2, its brilliant! He's just slighlty sex mad, its not his fault, its an addiction :-p
x
Madison says – reply to this

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To be quite Frank Perez, my friend did Hit it and Quit it with Russell while he was in America a bit ago.

Was with him till the end as you say :hah:
alias says – reply to this

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I'd let him hit it and quit it.
flossi says – reply to this

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trust me i would hit it
Danielle says – reply to this

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Much as I think Russell Brand is a comedy genius, I just do not understand his sex appeal. I think he's so unattractive!
Stephanie says – reply to this

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Of course! Russel Brand is sexy!!
Anna says – reply to this

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Hells yes, I'd hit that 7 ways till Sunday
JessicaNicole says – reply to this

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I'm a sucker for long hair so I'd fuck him everyway I could imagine. But then I'd make him use so some serious FrizzEase afterwards.
princess allie says – reply to this

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if he cleaned up and shaved.. cut his hair.. why not?
Cormac says – reply to this

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I'd bang him right, left & centre!! He's hot!!
I'd bang you too, Perez xD
yeah says – reply to this

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i'd hit it
Abigail says – reply to this

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Yes Yes Yes!!!!! I would so do him!!!! I loooove Russell!
Sol says – reply to this

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Way to go, Perez! More about Russell, he is going to conquer America in a heartbeat! The more UK influence, the better - and the More Russell Brand posts the merrier! PIN PIN!
marge says – reply to this

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he's amazing. more russell antics. though he is impossible to shame because he talks about all the ridiculous things that go on in his life on his radio 2, his book - my booky wook (which is being made into a movie) and in all his stand up dvds - Shame and Doing Life.
truth be known says – reply to this

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the only thing he should be hit with is a large dose of antibiotics.
just me says – reply to this

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He looks like Brooke Shields with 5 o'clock shadow.
RS says – reply to this

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I was working in the office that deals with getting his criminal record. You should have seen the people shitting themselves that Russell "NEEDED HIS APPLICATION PROCESSED NOW". People stayed late and everything. Stupid stupid people.
Jess says – reply to this

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Yea I totally would. Not with that hair though. Oh and not if he has any STD's.
Kiki says – reply to this

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Hooray for RUSSELL!!! Perez it's about time you report on someone that has talent. I sad that he missed out on doing Letterman. Can't wait to see him next month at the Roxy.
I would definately HIT THAT!!
Jay says – reply to this

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I know what your doing Russel. It's a-little somethin we call PIMPIN. Rock on Playboy!
Colette says – reply to this

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I love Russell, I got to meet him when he was touring the UK. I saw him in my home city of Liverpool!!! I Love him!! x x x
hell yeah says – reply to this

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I would so hit that
nk says – reply to this

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nooowwaaaayyy
i'm a brit, and he's got quite a reputation here.
and he looks like he'd give you an STD just by touching you
Vicky says – reply to this

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HELL YESS!
I would hit that for sure
i love him, he's sooo fit.
alicia says – reply to this

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He's good looking and all, but sex addict/not quite there rock star=genital warts and HERPES, just like in the movie!!!! YUCK!! NO THANKS.
christi says – reply to this

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He needs a brush and he looks like he smells! Gross
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miyaviuta says – reply to this

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he's so effin hot!!! I'd hit it.
matt says – reply to this

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Re: Al Sharpton Leads Coloreds in Uprising in New York –

payback for oj
Brenda says – reply to this

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I'd do him lol
Damien says – reply to this

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PEREZ, I POST THIS IN RESPONSE TO YOUR ARTICLE ABOUT LAWRENCE KING (25/04/2008.) RIP LAWRENCE AND SHOW SOME COURAGE OF YOUR CONVICTIONS PEREZ—-> You know Perez - you encourage us to fight against LGBT bullying and harassment and yet you make a living from bullying/demoralizing/victimizing/demonizing anyone who does not meet your "standards". You comment and discriminate via appearance, gender, sexuality, heredity and even hearsay. I would be very interested to see if you are brave enough to accept people for who they are. I may not like Heidi M , Mariah C, Tom C, Nicole K, Rosie O etc. but that does not justify a campaign of hatred against them, even if your comments are "just" observations. If you are honestly against name-calling, bullying and harassment - post this comment as a main article, encourage your audience to be tolerant to ALL people. I dare you!
stacey says – reply to this

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I saw it now and I'll say it forever. FUCK YEA
steph says – reply to this

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gosh i love him and his sexy hair
i want his babieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssss
wenders says – reply to this

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i would like to announce that i turned him down at a comedy festival a few years ago before he became the 'star' his is now - lovely guy, just not my type!!
Russell lover says – reply to this

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Over and over and over again!!!
Preggers! says – reply to this

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I'd totally hit that!
Stace says – reply to this

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HELL YES. He's skanky and dirty and possibly has some sort of Venereal Disease… But he makes me laugh and THAT goes a LONG WAY in my book.

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