SOOO Wrong!
Filed under: Icky Icky Poo > Rumer Willis > Love Line > Chace Crawford
Warning: this post may cause you to vomit!
Chace Crawford was spotted partying with Rumer Willis in the NYC Thursday night.
Millions of internet users worldwide are shocked and saddened.
The unlikely duo were caught leaving Rose Bar at 2:30 am in a big Escalade bound for West Village celeb spot Beatrice Inn.
People were reportedly struck by "how short and see-through" Potato Head's white dress was. And, eww, she was wearing a black bra for all to see!!!
We just threw up in our mouth picturing that.
Why, Chace? Why?????
What do you heteros think of Rumer? Would you hit it?
We definitely think he's gay, if he's hitting the Potato!
[Images via WENN.]
Posted: April 25, 2008 at 2:22 pm
No, i wouldnt.
It was casual for sure…
second!
hello
why?? he's so cute,, and rumer aumn so wrong,,, second?
That is one ugly chicklet…
eww!
yeah id hit it…. with a stick!
I'd let her blow me. But that's just because I'm thoughtful like that.
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…fuck no
hellz no!
Well…..it was 2:30 in the morning…….maybe he was DRUNK and she looked like Chyna Doll or some random guy!
~Just Sayin~
yeahhh….I'm pretty sure guys would hit it if they put a potato sack over that potato head…..
Ew! …now that is just WRONG.
Her face is ugly but her body is in good shape.
Maybe Chace paperbag princessed her. lol
As long as he doesn't look at her face!
Everything works out fine.
and no I would not hit it.
gay, but she's still gross. i wouldn't use a straight guy's c*ck to bang her
no shes fucking gross
It's funny how you bash her all the time, but will show an ad with her prominently placed. I'm just sayin'.
Oops!!! I just threw up my taco bell!!! Thanks Perez!
Maybe she's more attractive in person
I'd hit it.
How did she get so ugly when her mom used to be so HOT!!!????
second
what the hellllll, no thanks.
why her? hes so yummyy and shes so EW. x
Let's face it RUMOR IS A BEARD!!!
i love you perez, but the day i see a picture of you posing with potato head, is the day i stop coming to your site.
she's a BUTTERFACE!
It's funny how you bash her all the time, but then show an OP ad with her prominently placed. I'm just sayin'.
Hell no, she is BUSTED!!!!!!
You sum it up perfectly with one word…need I say it?? POTATOHEAD
no as well!! chace is hot!
whatever
With a baseball bat!!!!!!!!!
Rumer=gross
Chace=hot
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE.
i rather sleep with kelly rippa!!!!
Prez kinda looks like rummer!!! Haha
HE'S USING HER TO GET TO ASHTON..HA HA HA!
Maybe she's a drunken slut because she thinks that guys wouldn't hit THAT because of her fucking ugly potato head.
but i digress…
that girl is fugly
No thanks
She does have a potatoe head but I don't think she's ugly. She's unique!
learn to read ..or sorry funny name for a guy
HE is a fruit- u know he was hittin that picturing her daddy!
sick. they will definatly need a paper bag as a sex toy
Re: tiffany – yummy….Taco Bell
I think I'll have that for dinner!! Sorry you barfed yours. Perez has a way of making that happen! 
I heteros would hit/tap/rub/ anything!
that bitch is shiteous!
She is getting all the hot hollywood, she must have a gold trap
ur always on the sidelines boo'ing this girl…….i know it's ur shtick and all but guys obviously like her…….u will never get the workings of the fully developed hetero mind, but at least can't u pretend to?
heck no.
ewww gross
thats a bad picture. she isnt that ugly anymore
I think we heteros refer to this particular case as a 1) double-bagger (in case one breaks) and 2) grudge-f*** and 3) 'taking one for the team.'
I would hit that…something about her
Oh dear God no! I feel so sorry for her though - to have such attractive parents, and get totally hit with the ugly stick. It's too bad - she could have it made if she were just prettier, and smarter…
She aint pretty at all!
Poor girl. When Perez puts you on his hit list you're a gonner. He's relentless and beyond cruel. Granted, this kid has yet to prove she has talent, but she is a young, impressionable kid.
My wife actually feels sorry for her. Both her parents are good looking but she looks like a semi-mongoloid baby or something. I would NOT hit it, but I'm good looking. She could be a wet dream for FUG dudes; I don't know.
Perez I love you but please stop being mean.
I would at least put the tip in.
I'd hit it….hard in the potato head with a baseball bat that had nails sticking out of it backwards..
Re: dave – too funny good one!!!!!!!1
rose bar in williamsburg?
Hell no. third.
She seems to have got the worst parts of both parents. What happened there?
I WOULD DIE HARD BEFORE HITTING THAT,,,,,
God, please let him be gay and she's a zlist beard.
how can she be so different when her parents are quite nice looking?? also if you look at her sisters they are not that pretty either. they are ok looking kids….
perez, dude- i wouldn't even hit it with your prissy dick.
DID HE PUT A BLACK PLATIC BAG OVER HER HEAD FIRST
Ummmm she is definetly one of the ugliest potato heads i've ever seen
Poor, poor ugly Rumer…She should blame her father for that head!
Leave her alone…she's tried everthing, but nothing works…
She does have a really good looking mum and dad so thats perhaps what the attraction is .
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
why do ugly girls get hot guys, i dont understand it. she is so fugly its not even right
Look I know the girl is not that attractive - but you've taken it a little far now.
I mean she is not exactly vomit-worthy! I can think of worthier candidates for that - why don't we start with that hideous bleach blonde British model you keep hawking all the time??
I get that you dont like her, but really you are just being cruel now.
I love you Perez but you are just hounding the girl and when it comes to looks, maybe take a look in the mirror before you comment on someone else. Being repeatedly vile about the way a person looks is being a bully.You go on and on and on about her like it is your personal mission in life to make her miserable. What could anyone do to warrant that? I am sure you would be devastated if someone continually trashed you that way.
Its time to move on to another victim and give her a break.
HMM….yeah i'd totaly ruin that chic in the words of brian griffin…best thing about being with rumor would have to be hanging out and watchin' the game with bruce and a few six packs on sundays!
They always say the facially challenged are more grateful !!
Speaking as a hetero man that has seen her up close and personal in the daylight at the pool at Standard W. Hollywood, I can say beyond a resonable doubt…I wouldn't hit that with my car.
but he's so pretty, why is he out with someone who isnt pretty, she looks kinda like a dude
I'm not trying to be funny or particularly mean…but She is HONESTLY the UGLIEST HUMAN BEING I HAVE EVER LAID EYES ON. She looks IDENTICAL to Eric Stoltz from the movie, "Mask". Her face/head looks absolutely deformed. She's hideus. I can't get over how ugly this girl is.
She's not even good looking enough to put IN a potato sack. She's one potato I'd let rot…. or has she already?
Id hit that……
…… with my car.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! That is SO wrong!
hahaha, oh god. NOT RUMOR, he is so cute.. what is he thinking…
maybe…. desperate?
omg everyone is soo mean
who cares
no fucking way!
FUGGGGGGGGGGG-LLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY….
omg perez you crack me up!!!
I WOULDN'T NORMALLY, BUT IT WOULD BE WORTH BANGING THAT FUGLY BITCH JUST TO SIT NEXT TO DEMI AT THE DINNER TABLE…
I'd party with Sara Paxton. True story!
thats nasty. rumer is soooo ugly.
She needs lipo on her face, she will look less like a potatoe.
Perez you are such an asshole!
RUMER YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!!
Don't let this fat fuck bring you down!
Rumer strikes me as one of those people who photographs horribly but is much cuter in person. As one of those people myself, I say cut the girl a break!
I'd disown ANY of my male friends/brothers if they even THOUGHT about doing her. She's ugly, and he's gorgeous. What is the world coming to…
THEY EFFIN' LOOK ALIKE!!!