SOOO Wrong!

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Warning: this post may cause you to vomit!

Chace Crawford was spotted partying with Rumer Willis in the NYC Thursday night.

Millions of internet users worldwide are shocked and saddened.

The unlikely duo were caught leaving Rose Bar at 2:30 am in a big Escalade bound for West Village celeb spot Beatrice Inn.

People were reportedly struck by "how short and see-through" Potato Head's white dress was. And, eww, she was wearing a black bra for all to see!!!

We just threw up in our mouth picturing that.

Why, Chace? Why?????

What do you heteros think of Rumer? Would you hit it?

We definitely think he's gay, if he's hitting the Potato!

[Images via WENN.]

    Posted: Apr 25, 2008 at 2:22 pm / Email this  »

    286 comments to “SOOO Wrong!”

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    1. Lena says – reply to this


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      No, i wouldnt.

    2. Rhoda Morgen says – reply to this


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      It was casual for sure…

    3. jg says – reply to this


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      second!

    4. emily c says – reply to this


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      hello

    5. gleka says – reply to this


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      why?? he's so cute,, and rumer aumn so wrong,,, second?

    6. My eyes!! says – reply to this


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      That is one ugly chicklet…

    7. jonathan says – reply to this


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      eww!

    8. Lovebuzz says – reply to this


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      yeah id hit it…. with a stick!

    9. dave says – reply to this


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      I'd let her blow me. But that's just because I'm thoughtful like that.

    10. TWINKY says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    11. dee says – reply to this


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      ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…fuck no

    12. noombi says – reply to this


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      hellz no!

    13. ew says – reply to this


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      Well…..it was 2:30 in the morning…….maybe he was DRUNK and she looked like Chyna Doll or some random guy!
      ~Just Sayin~

    14. pamela says – reply to this


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      yeahhh….I'm pretty sure guys would hit it if they put a potato sack over that potato head…..

    15. sharbear says – reply to this


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      Ew! …now that is just WRONG.

    16. KATRINA says – reply to this


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      Her face is ugly but her body is in good shape.
      Maybe Chace paperbag princessed her. lol

      As long as he doesn't look at her face!
      Everything works out fine.

      and no I would not hit it.

    17. eric says – reply to this


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      gay, but she's still gross. i wouldn't use a straight guy's c*ck to bang her

    18. sean says – reply to this


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      no shes fucking gross

    19. Maura says – reply to this


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      It's funny how you bash her all the time, but will show an ad with her prominently placed. I'm just sayin'.

    20. tiffany says – reply to this


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      Oops!!! I just threw up my taco bell!!! Thanks Perez!

    21. Typhoon says – reply to this


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      Maybe she's more attractive in person

    22. A Girl says – reply to this


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      I'd hit it.

    23. tuy says – reply to this


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      How did she get so ugly when her mom used to be so HOT!!!????

    24. naty says – reply to this


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      second

    25. katy says – reply to this


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      what the hellllll, no thanks.

    26. Katie says – reply to this


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      why her? hes so yummyy and shes so EW. x

    27. tony detest brook says – reply to this


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      Let's face it RUMOR IS A BEARD!!!

    28. katieeeeeee says – reply to this


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      i love you perez, but the day i see a picture of you posing with potato head, is the day i stop coming to your site.

    29. meemoo says – reply to this


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      she's a BUTTERFACE!

    30. Maura says – reply to this


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      It's funny how you bash her all the time, but then show an OP ad with her prominently placed. I'm just sayin'.

    31. Amanda says – reply to this


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      Hell no, she is BUSTED!!!!!!

    32. Krystah says – reply to this


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      You sum it up perfectly with one word…need I say it?? POTATOHEAD

    33. jasmine says – reply to this


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      no as well!! chace is hot!

    34. Rexy says – reply to this


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      whatever

    35. goose says – reply to this


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      With a baseball bat!!!!!!!!!

    36. Sarah Albritton says – reply to this


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      Rumer=gross
      Chace=hot

    37. Nadster says – reply to this


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      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE.

    38. vintage says – reply to this


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      i rather sleep with kelly rippa!!!!

    39. SenDoll says – reply to this


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      Prez kinda looks like rummer!!! Haha

    40. DEBB says – reply to this


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      HE'S USING HER TO GET TO ASHTON..HA HA HA!

    41. Furby says – reply to this


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      Maybe she's a drunken slut because she thinks that guys wouldn't hit THAT because of her fucking ugly potato head.

      but i digress…

    42. Julie says – reply to this


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      that girl is fugly

    43. Avril rocks says – reply to this


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      No thanks

    44. Denise says – reply to this


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      She does have a potatoe head but I don't think she's ugly. She's unique!

    45. lena he said hetro says – reply to this


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      learn to read ..or sorry funny name for a guy

    46. demi says – reply to this


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      HE is a fruit- u know he was hittin that picturing her daddy!

    47. kara says – reply to this


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      sick. they will definatly need a paper bag as a sex toy

    48. mmmmmmm says – reply to this


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      Re: tiffanyyummy….Taco Bell :P I think I'll have that for dinner!! Sorry you barfed yours. Perez has a way of making that happen! :lol:

    49. losh says – reply to this


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      I heteros would hit/tap/rub/ anything!

    50. nani says – reply to this


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      that bitch is shiteous!

    51. PSUJMS says – reply to this


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      She is getting all the hot hollywood, she must have a gold trap

    52. suspicious of u says – reply to this


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      ur always on the sidelines boo'ing this girl…….i know it's ur shtick and all but guys obviously like her…….u will never get the workings of the fully developed hetero mind, but at least can't u pretend to?

    53. dre says – reply to this


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      heck no.

    54. jaya says – reply to this


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      ewww gross

    55. g says – reply to this


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      thats a bad picture. she isnt that ugly anymore

    56. RJMacready says – reply to this


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      I think we heteros refer to this particular case as a 1) double-bagger (in case one breaks) and 2) grudge-f*** and 3) 'taking one for the team.'

    57. J says – reply to this


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      I would hit that…something about her

    58. Wendy says – reply to this


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      Oh dear God no! I feel so sorry for her though - to have such attractive parents, and get totally hit with the ugly stick. It's too bad - she could have it made if she were just prettier, and smarter…

    59. Kaylee says – reply to this


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      She aint pretty at all!

    60. CeeJay says – reply to this


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      Poor girl. When Perez puts you on his hit list you're a gonner. He's relentless and beyond cruel. Granted, this kid has yet to prove she has talent, but she is a young, impressionable kid.

    61. Cartman says – reply to this


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      My wife actually feels sorry for her. Both her parents are good looking but she looks like a semi-mongoloid baby or something. I would NOT hit it, but I'm good looking. She could be a wet dream for FUG dudes; I don't know.

    62. Pam says – reply to this


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      Perez I love you but please stop being mean.

    63. Perez Dispenser says – reply to this


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      I would at least put the tip in.

    64. Nod says – reply to this


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      I'd hit it….hard in the potato head with a baseball bat that had nails sticking out of it backwards..

    65. i am gulliver says – reply to this


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      Re: dave – too funny good one!!!!!!!1

    66. bianca says – reply to this


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      rose bar in williamsburg?

    67. court says – reply to this


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      Hell no. third.

    68. Erin says – reply to this


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      She seems to have got the worst parts of both parents. What happened there?

    69. Dennis says – reply to this


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      I WOULD DIE HARD BEFORE HITTING THAT,,,,,

    70. ricky says – reply to this


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      God, please let him be gay and she's a zlist beard.

    71. not so nice says – reply to this


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      how can she be so different when her parents are quite nice looking?? also if you look at her sisters they are not that pretty either. they are ok looking kids….

    72. alex says – reply to this


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      perez, dude- i wouldn't even hit it with your prissy dick.

    73. OXA says – reply to this


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      DID HE PUT A BLACK PLATIC BAG OVER HER HEAD FIRST

    74. fug says – reply to this


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      Ummmm she is definetly one of the ugliest potato heads i've ever seen

    75. Dawn says – reply to this


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      Poor, poor ugly Rumer…She should blame her father for that head!

      Leave her alone…she's tried everthing, but nothing works…

    76. les uk says – reply to this


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      She does have a really good looking mum and dad so thats perhaps what the attraction is .

    77. steph says – reply to this


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      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
      why do ugly girls get hot guys, i dont understand it. she is so fugly its not even right

    78. jackie says – reply to this


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      Look I know the girl is not that attractive - but you've taken it a little far now.

      I mean she is not exactly vomit-worthy! I can think of worthier candidates for that - why don't we start with that hideous bleach blonde British model you keep hawking all the time??

    79. Traci says – reply to this


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      I get that you dont like her, but really you are just being cruel now.
      I love you Perez but you are just hounding the girl and when it comes to looks, maybe take a look in the mirror before you comment on someone else. Being repeatedly vile about the way a person looks is being a bully.You go on and on and on about her like it is your personal mission in life to make her miserable. What could anyone do to warrant that? I am sure you would be devastated if someone continually trashed you that way.
      Its time to move on to another victim and give her a break.

    80. Deredeo says – reply to this


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      HMM….yeah i'd totaly ruin that chic in the words of brian griffin…best thing about being with rumor would have to be hanging out and watchin' the game with bruce and a few six packs on sundays!

    81. les uk says – reply to this


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      They always say the facially challenged are more grateful !!

    82. hetero says – reply to this


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      Speaking as a hetero man that has seen her up close and personal in the daylight at the pool at Standard W. Hollywood, I can say beyond a resonable doubt…I wouldn't hit that with my car.

    83. vicki says – reply to this


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      but he's so pretty, why is he out with someone who isnt pretty, she looks kinda like a dude

    84. Kelsey says – reply to this


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      I'm not trying to be funny or particularly mean…but She is HONESTLY the UGLIEST HUMAN BEING I HAVE EVER LAID EYES ON. She looks IDENTICAL to Eric Stoltz from the movie, "Mask". Her face/head looks absolutely deformed. She's hideus. I can't get over how ugly this girl is.

    85. Jen says – reply to this


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      She's not even good looking enough to put IN a potato sack. She's one potato I'd let rot…. or has she already?

    86. yummyayma says – reply to this


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      Id hit that……

      …… with my car.

    87. ashlea says – reply to this


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      EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! That is SO wrong!

    88. Kelsi says – reply to this


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      hahaha, oh god. NOT RUMOR, he is so cute.. what is he thinking…
      maybe…. desperate?

    89. asdf says – reply to this


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      omg everyone is soo mean
      who cares

    90. vomit says – reply to this


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      no fucking way!

    91. 1 WORD says – reply to this


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      FUGGGGGGGGGGG-LLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY….

    92. ash says – reply to this


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      omg perez you crack me up!!!

    93. bill says – reply to this


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      I WOULDN'T NORMALLY, BUT IT WOULD BE WORTH BANGING THAT FUGLY BITCH JUST TO SIT NEXT TO DEMI AT THE DINNER TABLE…

    94. Mommy's Little Monster says – reply to this


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      I'd party with Sara Paxton. True story!

    95. Shundra says – reply to this


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      thats nasty. rumer is soooo ugly.

    96. Les says – reply to this


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      She needs lipo on her face, she will look less like a potatoe.

    97. SJ says – reply to this


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      Perez you are such an asshole!

      RUMER YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!!
      Don't let this fat fuck bring you down!

    98. SaraBabe says – reply to this


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      Rumer strikes me as one of those people who photographs horribly but is much cuter in person. As one of those people myself, I say cut the girl a break!

    99. Megan says – reply to this


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      I'd disown ANY of my male friends/brothers if they even THOUGHT about doing her. She's ugly, and he's gorgeous. What is the world coming to…

    100. alie says – reply to this


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      THEY EFFIN' LOOK ALIKE!!!

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