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1. #1 - esef says – reply to this
   
   

   second?!

2. #2 - samaya says – reply to this
   
   

   first ?? maybee

3. #3 - ashley says – reply to this
   
   

   he cant stand his own attractiveness.

4. #4 - krista says – reply to this
   
   

   first he loves it up the butt

5. #5 - Jonas says – reply to this
   
   

   He's a bad boy.

6. #6 - allie says – reply to this
   
   

   hes on z potti and hez concentratingz

7. #7 - sophie says – reply to this
   
   

   his own hotness scares him

8. #8 - Cindy says – reply to this
   
   

   cuz people think he could date rumer!!!!

9. #9 - emily says – reply to this
   
   

   firsttttttttt

10. #10 - caitlin says – reply to this
    
    

    FIRST!

11. #11 - Tom says – reply to this
    
    

    His buttplug is on high.

12. #12 - ami says – reply to this
    
    

    because he cant get the taste of rumer willis' tounge out of his mouth!!!

13. #13 - Mimi says – reply to this
    
    

    because he can.

14. #14 - Sophiee says – reply to this
    
    

    Potato head had just rang him!

15. #15 - smorf says – reply to this
    
    

    he accidently sat on the controller

16. #16 - waba waba says – reply to this
    
    

    because he is an idiot

17. #17 - cuteboy says – reply to this
    
    

    he's gay.

18. #18 - wez says – reply to this
    
    

    he's pissed bruce has paid him to sleep with rumer

19. #19 - steffi says – reply to this
    
    

    he's so hot!!!!

20. #20 - kaysmith says – reply to this
    
    

    because he misses carrie underwood

21. #21 - Jennie says – reply to this
    
    

    he just sharted.

22. #22 - CassLH says – reply to this
    
    

    he's got jock itch.

23. #23 - mookie says – reply to this
    
    

    How much he misses biting that pillow

24. #24 - sean says – reply to this
    
    

    his buttplug is bothering him

25. #25 - biff says – reply to this
    
    

    He farted.

26. #26 - DMAN says – reply to this
    
    

    LOOKS LIKE HEES TAKING A SHIT
    BUT CANT BECAUSE PEREZ GOT TO HIM

27. #27 - DMAN says – reply to this
    
    

    Re: lisabeller –
    GO FUCK YOURSELF

28. #28 - lolli says – reply to this
    
    

    marios making him hard!!!

29. #29 - Jes says – reply to this
    
    

    okay he could be the hottest guy i've ever seen. i even noticed him in the covenant. yum!

30. #30 - Andy says – reply to this
    
    

    Hahahahah - the rumer willis caption wins!!

    Eurgh. potato head.

31. #31 - Peabody says – reply to this
    
    

    Because he KNOWS he looks cute doing it. Little narcisistic douche bag!!

32. #32 - anne says – reply to this
    
    

    because hes sexy as fock! ..

33. #33 - ana says – reply to this
    
    

    cuz he regrets hooking up with potato head.

    I just bought that game today, so fun haha…and he's adorable

34. #34 - Teletubbies says – reply to this
    
    

    Foreskin caught in the zipper?

35. #35 - fudgepackerr says – reply to this
    
    

    i just slammed him in the ass

36. #36 - Hottie says – reply to this
    
    

    Bkuz of hiss own hottness……..
    or kuz RUMER face just popped up in his head…
    ewwwwwwwwwwwww hehehehehhee

37. #37 - Hotgay says – reply to this
    
    

    Because his big throbbing dick is pressed tightly against his tight pants, and his briefs are on tight, with the bulge it's going up his ass.

38. #38 - meebitch says – reply to this
    
    

    he feels fat in those NUTHUGGER pants.

39. #39 - bla blah says – reply to this
    
    

    he wants a new BF

40. #40 - Taylor says – reply to this
    
    

    Chace Crawford is gritting his teeth because he wants to have hot monkey sex with Perez Hilton.

41. #41 - chris says – reply to this
    
    

    HE HAS A SMALL VIBRATOR IN HIS ASS

42. #42 - lolzz says – reply to this
    
    

    he's just finshed gettin it up the ass

43. #43 - hollianne says – reply to this
    
    

    he wonders why people think he's hot and he's not cute at all……

44. #44 - COCKHOLSTER says – reply to this
    
    

    he's taking a mean old shit

45. #45 - jordan says – reply to this
    
    

    My cock is tearing his ass up

46. #46 - HJ says – reply to this
    
    

    He's constipated and wishing he'd had a fiber filled breakfast.

47. #47 - Leah says – reply to this
    
    

    because he's a sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy BEAST.

48. #48 - YaknowImflavaflavalicious says – reply to this
    
    

    because someone just referred to him as MR. Potato Head…..bleah…rumer….

49. #49 - FARAH says – reply to this
    
    

    he thinks he's holding a vagaigai

50. #50 - jul says – reply to this
    
    

    he knows he is hot idk but why is he always top story

51. #51 - LeonA'$ GHO$T, yep, back and BETTER THAN EVER, biyatches! says – reply to this
    
    

    He just inserted his new butt-plug and hasn't grown used to it yet.

52. #52 - fucktard says – reply to this
    
    

    he and john travolta just had sex

53. #53 - Gibbs says – reply to this
    
    

    He is to damn hot for himself t handle!

54. #54 - Pauly Butteamian says – reply to this
    
    

    Because of the Rumours that he's Bangin' Rumor!

    Ob not- he's gay. Love how his stylist has him wear the stubble on this chin to counteract that Oh So Pretty Face!

    Perez he's available! You've got a chance, big guy.

55. #55 - Wilnette says – reply to this
    
    

    He can and he looks hot doing so.yum

56. #56 - LOLA says – reply to this
    
    

    Because he can't believe how much much makeup you wore the other night, Vendido!

57. #57 - PedroHiltun says – reply to this
    
    

    Chace Crawford is gritting his teeth because HE RELEASING A BIG LOAD WHILE THINKING OF YOU PEREZ.

    IMAGINE HOW EMBARASSING IT MUST BE FOR CHACE TO HAVE BECOME SOME F@GGOT IDOL. EVERYONE HE KNOW INCLUDING HIS PARENTS KNOW WHAT A FIXATION THE FAGS HAVE WITH HIM, IT MUST BE SO HUMILIATING TO BE HIM

58. #58 - megan says – reply to this
    
    

    because he sat on the Wii remote without lube

59. #59 - pete says – reply to this
    
    

    because he's too hot

60. #60 - de Cosmos says – reply to this
    
    

    Rumer bit his peepee.

61. #61 - duh says – reply to this
    
    

    because the wii is soo damn fun

62. #62 - 18 INCHES OF PAIN says – reply to this
    
    

    THE DILDO'S PUSHING UP SO FAR HIS TONSILS ARE POPPING OUT!

63. #63 - pdiddy says – reply to this
    
    

    because its his cum face hes just jizzed

64. #64 - Stacy... says – reply to this
    
    

    he really needs a poop…

65. #65 - Nick says – reply to this
    
    

    he's fiercee

66. #66 - J says – reply to this
    
    

    because he just took it up the bum

67. #67 - buhbye! says – reply to this
    
    

    HOW UGLY AND AWKWARD HE LOOKS.

68. #68 - aslice says – reply to this
    
    

    cuz he's still sore from having sex with JC last night

69. #69 - kate says – reply to this
    
    

    because he wants to

70. #70 - OklaHOMO says – reply to this
    
    

    He's remembering when that backstreet boy fucked him…..

71. #71 - Blank says – reply to this
    
    

    Becouse he is enjoying me sucking his dick, and his balls so much.

72. #72 - yo daddy sez says – reply to this
    
    

    he's got to drop a shadoobie and it is starting to crown!!!!

73. #73 - yo daddy sez says – reply to this
    
    

    he's got to drop a shadoobie and it is starting to crown!!!!

74. #74 - Ellie says – reply to this
    
    

    he's gritting his teeth cus he has an intense boner (hence he's hold his groin)

75. #75 - wantsabigdick says – reply to this
    
    

    Re: Hotgay – that is what i was thinkin

76. #76 - sprout says – reply to this
    
    

    because he knows what a terrible track record Nintendo has with the environment

77. #77 - Iya says – reply to this
    
    

    He has the scoots and he's trying not to make fudge in his underwear.

78. #78 - Sophie says – reply to this
    
    

    He thiinks he's well hardcore

79. #79 - V says – reply to this
    
    

    Because taking bathroom breaks was not written in his contract and the poor bugger is constipated!

80. #80 - bbspice says – reply to this
    
    

    because JC won't return his calls

81. #81 - jay says – reply to this
    
    

    …he's sitting on my cock bareback.

82. #82 - Nicole says – reply to this
    
    

    because: he ate chili before the event is trying to squeeze his ass as tight as possible!

83. #83 - jill says – reply to this
    
    

    ############# See the Rihanna music video where she is talking bad about her boyfriend Chris Brown. Its playing on defSpot com

84. #84 - GreasyDildo says – reply to this
    
    

    HE'S TRYING OUT A HUGE BUTTPLUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NAMED JC CHASEZ!

85. #85 - myko says – reply to this
    
    

    he can't get the taste of rumer willis' crotch out of his mouth!

86. #86 - fukkk says – reply to this
    
    

    perez's cock is pretty dang big! Go get em perezilicious!!!!

87. #87 - bfd says – reply to this
    
    

    Who is chace crawford?

88. #88 - MissMarci says – reply to this
    
    

    Because the joystick is up his ass!

89. #89 - Christine says – reply to this
    
    

    He forgot to remove the gerbil from his ass and it just gnawed it's way through his colon.

90. #90 - ßôÑïŁå ÅpPłě ßůM says – reply to this
    
    

    Hiz ballz are squished up in his overly tight pants

91. #91 - Ruth says – reply to this
    
    

    Because JC was being rough last night.

92. #92 - jo229 says – reply to this
    
    

    fuck! what is with this guy and shoving objects up his ass, dammmm there are alot of buttplugs in these responses.

93. #93 - rube says – reply to this
    
    

    jc introduced him to lance the night before… and he's REALLY sore.

94. #94 - MAMALA says – reply to this
    
    

    'Cause he was eating potato chips…….ewwwww…

95. #95 - Wes says – reply to this
    
    

    He's got gas!

96. #96 - Tricia says – reply to this
    
    

    "Harder Daddy" sounds better through gritted teeth

97. #97 - johnlksguys says – reply to this
    
    

    because "that's what straight guys do." Now, everyone "knows" he's straight!

98. #98 - His butt plug says – reply to this
    
    

    His butt plug is a new one 2 sizes bigger than the last one.

99. #99 - peterpants says – reply to this
    
    

    He keeps thinking how hard JC fck'd him the night before.

100. #100 - goochie goochie goooo says – reply to this
     
     

     why do babies make that face?? nuff said.