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1. esef says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   second?!

2. samaya says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   first ?? maybee

3. ashley says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   he cant stand his own attractiveness.

4. krista says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   first he loves it up the butt

5. Jonas says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   He's a bad boy.

6. allie says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   hes on z potti and hez concentratingz

7. sophie says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   his own hotness scares him

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   cuz people think he could date rumer!!!!

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   firsttttttttt

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    FIRST!

11. Tom says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    His buttplug is on high.

12. ami says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    because he cant get the taste of rumer willis' tounge out of his mouth!!!

13. Mimi says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    because he can.

14. Sophiee says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Potato head had just rang him!

15. smorf says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    he accidently sat on the controller

16. waba waba says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    because he is an idiot

17. cuteboy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    he's gay.

18. wez says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    he's pissed bruce has paid him to sleep with rumer

19. steffi says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    he's so hot!!!!

20. kaysmith says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    because he misses carrie underwood

21. Jennie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    he just sharted.

22. CassLH says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    he's got jock itch.

23. mookie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    How much he misses biting that pillow

24. sean says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    his buttplug is bothering him

25. biff says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He farted.

26. DMAN says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    LOOKS LIKE HEES TAKING A SHIT
    BUT CANT BECAUSE PEREZ GOT TO HIM

27. DMAN says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: lisabeller –
    GO FUCK YOURSELF

28. lolli says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    marios making him hard!!!

29. Jes says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    okay he could be the hottest guy i've ever seen. i even noticed him in the covenant. yum!

30. Andy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Hahahahah - the rumer willis caption wins!!

    Eurgh. potato head.

31. Peabody says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Because he KNOWS he looks cute doing it. Little narcisistic douche bag!!

32. anne says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    because hes sexy as fock! ..

33. ana says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    cuz he regrets hooking up with potato head.

    I just bought that game today, so fun haha…and he's adorable

34. Teletubbies says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Foreskin caught in the zipper?

35. fudgepackerr says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i just slammed him in the ass

36. Hottie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Bkuz of hiss own hottness……..
    or kuz RUMER face just popped up in his head…
    ewwwwwwwwwwwww hehehehehhee

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    Because his big throbbing dick is pressed tightly against his tight pants, and his briefs are on tight, with the bulge it's going up his ass.

38. meebitch says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    he feels fat in those NUTHUGGER pants.

39. bla blah says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    he wants a new BF

40. Taylor says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Chace Crawford is gritting his teeth because he wants to have hot monkey sex with Perez Hilton.

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    HE HAS A SMALL VIBRATOR IN HIS ASS

42. lolzz says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    he's just finshed gettin it up the ass

43. hollianne says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    he wonders why people think he's hot and he's not cute at all……

44. COCKHOLSTER says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    he's taking a mean old shit

45. jordan says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    My cock is tearing his ass up

46. HJ says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He's constipated and wishing he'd had a fiber filled breakfast.

47. Leah says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    because he's a sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy BEAST.

48. YaknowImflavaflavalicious says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    because someone just referred to him as MR. Potato Head…..bleah…rumer….

49. FARAH says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    he thinks he's holding a vagaigai

50. jul says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    he knows he is hot idk but why is he always top story

51. LeonA'$ GHO$T, yep, back and BETTER THAN EVER, biyatches! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He just inserted his new butt-plug and hasn't grown used to it yet.

52. fucktard says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    he and john travolta just had sex

53. Gibbs says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He is to damn hot for himself t handle!

54. Pauly Butteamian says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Because of the Rumours that he's Bangin' Rumor!

    Ob not- he's gay. Love how his stylist has him wear the stubble on this chin to counteract that Oh So Pretty Face!

    Perez he's available! You've got a chance, big guy.

55. Wilnette says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He can and he looks hot doing so.yum

56. LOLA says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Because he can't believe how much much makeup you wore the other night, Vendido!

57. PedroHiltun says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Chace Crawford is gritting his teeth because HE RELEASING A BIG LOAD WHILE THINKING OF YOU PEREZ.

    IMAGINE HOW EMBARASSING IT MUST BE FOR CHACE TO HAVE BECOME SOME F@GGOT IDOL. EVERYONE HE KNOW INCLUDING HIS PARENTS KNOW WHAT A FIXATION THE FAGS HAVE WITH HIM, IT MUST BE SO HUMILIATING TO BE HIM

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    because he sat on the Wii remote without lube

59. pete says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    because he's too hot

60. de Cosmos says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Rumer bit his peepee.

61. duh says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    because the wii is soo damn fun

62. 18 INCHES OF PAIN says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    THE DILDO'S PUSHING UP SO FAR HIS TONSILS ARE POPPING OUT!

63. pdiddy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    because its his cum face hes just jizzed

64. Stacy... says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    he really needs a poop…

65. Nick says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    he's fiercee

66. J says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    because he just took it up the bum

67. buhbye! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    HOW UGLY AND AWKWARD HE LOOKS.

68. aslice says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    cuz he's still sore from having sex with JC last night

69. kate says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    because he wants to

70. OklaHOMO says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He's remembering when that backstreet boy fucked him…..

71. Blank says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Becouse he is enjoying me sucking his dick, and his balls so much.

72. yo daddy sez says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    he's got to drop a shadoobie and it is starting to crown!!!!

73. yo daddy sez says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    he's got to drop a shadoobie and it is starting to crown!!!!

74. Ellie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    he's gritting his teeth cus he has an intense boner (hence he's hold his groin)

75. wantsabigdick says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: Hotgay – that is what i was thinkin

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    because he knows what a terrible track record Nintendo has with the environment

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    He has the scoots and he's trying not to make fudge in his underwear.

78. Sophie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He thiinks he's well hardcore

79. V says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Because taking bathroom breaks was not written in his contract and the poor bugger is constipated!

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    because JC won't return his calls

81. jay says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    …he's sitting on my cock bareback.

82. Nicole says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    because: he ate chili before the event is trying to squeeze his ass as tight as possible!

83. jill says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ############# See the Rihanna music video where she is talking bad about her boyfriend Chris Brown. Its playing on defSpot com

84. GreasyDildo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    HE'S TRYING OUT A HUGE BUTTPLUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NAMED JC CHASEZ!

85. myko says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    he can't get the taste of rumer willis' crotch out of his mouth!

86. fukkk says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    perez's cock is pretty dang big! Go get em perezilicious!!!!

87. bfd says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Who is chace crawford?

88. MissMarci says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Because the joystick is up his ass!

89. Christine says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He forgot to remove the gerbil from his ass and it just gnawed it's way through his colon.

90. ßôÑïŁå ÅpPłě ßůM says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Hiz ballz are squished up in his overly tight pants

91. Ruth says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Because JC was being rough last night.

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    fuck! what is with this guy and shoving objects up his ass, dammmm there are alot of buttplugs in these responses.

93. rube says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    jc introduced him to lance the night before… and he's REALLY sore.

94. MAMALA says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    'Cause he was eating potato chips…….ewwwww…

95. Wes says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He's got gas!

96. Tricia says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "Harder Daddy" sounds better through gritted teeth

97. johnlksguys says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    because "that's what straight guys do." Now, everyone "knows" he's straight!

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    His butt plug is a new one 2 sizes bigger than the last one.

99. peterpants says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He keeps thinking how hard JC fck'd him the night before.

100. goochie goochie goooo says – reply to this
     

     

     
     
     
     
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     why do babies make that face?? nuff said.