Moob Sweat
Filed under: The Hoff > Kelly Osbourne
Sporting nothing but a tank top and lots of perspiration from his mantits, David Hasselhoff was spotted backstage at the hipster haven known as the Coachella music festival near Palm Springs, California, on Saturday.
WTF was The Hoff doing there?????????
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: April 27, 2008 at 1:05 pm
EWWWW old man sweat!!! x(
nashty!! but who's the pasty white girl in the back
eww. kelly osbourne.
why?! -vomits-
Eeew it looks like he's lactating!
eww moob sweat x[
What's up with the big 'ole bruise on his arm? And I thought he had some sort of hellacious cut over/around his eye that he had to be in the hospital for a day or so for…..where's that injury?!!??
yuck..is he still sober???
The pasty white girl is Kelly Osbourne.
ewwww
third?
What's up with the big ass bruise on his left arm?
I'm more worried about the bruising all over his arm & under his eye..maybe it's just shadows, I dunno. That tank top is just fugly. Also, he needs to stand up straight. He's like' leaning' into the picture. Poor Hoffmeister.
isn't this where lilo was totally drugged out of her mind last year?? come on linds how about an encore!!
look at his nostrils, he obviously was doing lots of blow. zoom in.
ewwwwwww he is so wrong!
the one in the suit is james/jamie (idk which) from the klaxons, non?
anyway old man hoff is way gross
Really? Try to wear tanktop Perez and let see if you don't sport some moobs u fat pig! That's a pot calling the kettle black. You Obese fag!
I was so there last night, this was right after Mark Ronson's set which he killed. Too bad he couldn't kill the Hoff though.
just plain creepy
Hoff brings the sex
WTF was he doing there. you ask? Please. Where else is he goona go these days other than Victoria's secret for a ManBra?….pretyy awful looking tits. too
ewwwwww
Hey Perez, is that you behind the Hoff in the first pic?
He has always looked like a person with bad body odor…even when he was on Baywatch
whats with the arm bruise?
Perez you know your man tits are way bigger and you sweat when you eat
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and leave the Hoff alone guys
eew who would tap that
Is that an arm bruise, or is it a huge liver spot from alcohol-induced liver damage?
He's just repulsive & revolting…eewwiiieee…
aww man..i wish that would have been one of those "if you are easily offended" posts because i'm eating right now haha
Could this jagmo look ANY more gay? The tank top…ok… but the super faggy glasses and fake tan? He's got some SERIOUS GAYFACE. Must be hanging around with Sac Fagfron.
You want to know what he was doing there? HE'S BEEN LOOKIN' FOR FREEDOM! Remember whne he performed that on the Berlin Wall? The Hof is hilarious!!!
Hey it's Jamie Klaxons as well. I love The Klaxons!
Not a good look, Dave. Downright scary.
ewwww… that is so nasty!
ugh…at coachella? really? I can think of soo many more deserving persons to be there than his tired ass.
he sure do look like the daddy of the group doesnt he? sad, sad. time to climb out of that sand box and go find friends his own age. oh hoff hoff, how we scoff, scoff.
WTF? I feel bad far Jamie from Klaxons, I have to say.
Does anyone give a shit about David Hasselhoff anymore?
Anyone?
i can't believe anyone's still talking about this sharkjumping asshole.
i guess people would probably be asking the same question if you were/are there
ooohhh kelly osbourne, jamie reynolds (klaxons) and Candie Payne (prodigy of Mark Ronson)….must have been at mark ronson's set?
XxX
He needs to cover up. His body really is not attractive. Someone should tell him he's too old to wear tank tops in public.
Holly Shit!! His are bigger than mine:(
THATS JUST NASTY WHEN YOUR THAT OLD YOU DONT WEAR STUFF LIKE THAT HE IS IN A MID LIFE CRISIS BIG TIME
What scares me is not his sweat so much but clown-faced Kelly Osbourne…..bllllleccccchhhh!
FARTS….HE USED TO BE HOT…BARFS
lol
ewww he looks nasty, Perez, your advertisers are pretty annoying take the sound off the fucken adds bitch.. makes me not want to come back to this site because of it….. I will no longer be your bitch….
Kelly Osbourne looks like Joker from Batman.
The Hoff is The Hoff. He can wear what ever he wants and he can go where ever he wants.
Ewww. He grosses me out. I like older men…but he needs to wear age appropriate clothes. Did he even look in the mirror before he left the house??? He tries too hard to be some young stud. Yuck.
I think his moobs and the sweat is sexy! lol
I'd tap that.
I am almost positive after having viewed this picture that I am going to be violently ill. BLECH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice bitch tit sweat! NASTY!
wow he looks so ugly, fat, and old now.. plus, he grew out tits and hes sweaty and tacky.. and he has a burn on his arm. hes so unfit and disgusting. He used to be muscular and handsom
I hope he's drunk.
goodness me!..
.. is he lactating?
I can't believe I used to spank the monkey thinking about him when he was Snapper on "The Young & The Restless!"
He looks like a gay trucker!
Nasty………
Holy inappropriateness!
Is that a bruise on his arm?
Perez, I've been a fan of your site for a couple of years now. However, the new 'down under' theme is driving me mad! Is the U.S.A. part of Canada?? I'm sure you will answer NO! Neither is N.Z. part of Australia! We do NOT have kangaroos and the website background with leaping kangaroos is nothing short of an insult. Have you been down under? Do you even realise we are separate countries? Would you like our idea of the national emblem for the States to be a maple leaf? I won't be back until the kangaroos have leapt into oblivion!
Getting his hot-mess on!
Hey, what do you call a person who follows around celebrities and spends their days talking about them? Oh right, a loser. Way to go jackass.. You've just made the paparazzi look good.
iwwww thats grosss!!!!!!!
Mofo, untuck your shirt!
And Kelly, why are you wearing a jacket in 100+ degree heat? Dumb.
He's doing acid…
sexyyyyyy
Well, Coachella is conveniently located near the Betty Ford Clinic. But don't hassle the hoff!
mas antiestetico que Victoria Beckham subiendo escalones xD jajajaja
YUK! No tank tops allowed, Hoff! Not a good look. Doesn't he have people to help him with this sort of thing?
EW go home grandpa!
Moooooooooooobs!
I'd like The Hoff to sit on my lap and let me cup his supple boobs while I sing him to sleep. That's the clean version.
Re: me – We don't care. My daddy wanted to go down under, and I tried to say no, I really did. Well, you know the rest.
Fuck Australia AND New Zealand.
Shut your fried Joey hole.
Jamie Lynn Spears
He really needs to be hitting the gym HARD if he wants to pull off a look like that at his age. It would be one thing if he looked like that and wasn't a celebrity posing for photos, but with the accessories and tight Diesel jeans and those manboobs he just looks ridiculous.
and why is this still up……………………it's bad enough he ruined burgers for th SOBER
he's so over…who really gives a shit about his old drunk ass anymore?
kelly osbourne is always there! Coachella 2002 she jumped on stage during the Neptunes set. Uh! Last year Paris Hilon was there. She was the worst. She stood on top of the photographers rail with her snoody friends, so nobody could actually see Interpol play! She was a bitch. I luv coachella!
Leave him alone; at least he's doing something interesting.
stop. the tuck ins. now.
He aint got the upper body to wear a tank top. Jees… just look at his tiny old arms. Not a muscle. He'd better go back to the bottle again.
Errrr….old git caught out weating wife beater t-shirt smelling of body odor looking rode hard. Gobbsmacked BABY!!!!!
The Hoff has a terminal case of 'Grandpa Muscletop Sindrome' as described by the cult writer OT Bench in his scathing novel 'Sindrome: what is wrong with people?'. OT loves to take the piss out of such freaks - take a look at www.sindrome.com.au for this Aussie writer's take on the seriously deluded among us…
He is trying to hard to be young and hip again and fit in with the younger crowd. that pictures is too funny though lol
dude, shirt, now.
What a shock! Men get older too. Usually you're slagging off at women for daring to do so. By the way, Perez, how are your manboobs going with the weight loss program? Ageism continues to be rife on this site.
ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhhah
(pissing pants……moobs)
ahahaha daniel from midnight juggernauts
OMFG
Nice Mits
Man Tits
GROSS!
he probably took his daughter retard, shes fifteen.