Moob Sweat

Filed under: The Hoff > Kelly Osbourne

Sporting nothing but a tank top and lots of perspiration from his mantits, David Hasselhoff was spotted backstage at the hipster haven known as the Coachella music festival near Palm Springs, California, on Saturday.

WTF was The Hoff doing there?????????

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Posted: Apr 27, 2008 at 1:05 pm / Email this »

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Megan says – reply to this

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EWWWW old man sweat!!! x(
nasty hoff! says – reply to this

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nashty!! but who's the pasty white girl in the back
stef says – reply to this

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eww. kelly osbourne.
scarred4life says – reply to this

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why?! -vomits-
Jenn says – reply to this

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Eeew it looks like he's lactating!
allie says – reply to this

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eww moob sweat x[
crazymama says – reply to this

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What's up with the big 'ole bruise on his arm? And I thought he had some sort of hellacious cut over/around his eye that he had to be in the hospital for a day or so for…..where's that injury?!!??
smiff says – reply to this

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yuck..is he still sober???
Sarah says – reply to this

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The pasty white girl is Kelly Osbourne.
mariecp says – reply to this

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ewwww
steffi says – reply to this

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third?
ruby says – reply to this

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What's up with the big ass bruise on his left arm?
Don't Hassle the Hoff says – reply to this

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I'm more worried about the bruising all over his arm & under his eye..maybe it's just shadows, I dunno. That tank top is just fugly. Also, he needs to stand up straight. He's like' leaning' into the picture. Poor Hoffmeister.
dina says – reply to this

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isn't this where lilo was totally drugged out of her mind last year?? come on linds how about an encore!!
jessie says – reply to this

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look at his nostrils, he obviously was doing lots of blow. zoom in.
red says – reply to this

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ewwwwwww he is so wrong!
indiedelly says – reply to this

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the one in the suit is james/jamie (idk which) from the klaxons, non?
anyway old man hoff is way gross
I'm a bitch says – reply to this

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Really? Try to wear tanktop Perez and let see if you don't sport some moobs u fat pig! That's a pot calling the kettle black. You Obese fag!
Shannon says – reply to this

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I was so there last night, this was right after Mark Ronson's set which he killed. Too bad he couldn't kill the Hoff though.
truth says – reply to this

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just plain creepy
cat says – reply to this

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Hoff brings the sex
tommyt says – reply to this

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WTF was he doing there. you ask? Please. Where else is he goona go these days other than Victoria's secret for a ManBra?….pretyy awful looking tits. too
ewwwwww
I see you!! says – reply to this

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Hey Perez, is that you behind the Hoff in the first pic?
ddddd says – reply to this

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He has always looked like a person with bad body odor…even when he was on Baywatch
bruise says – reply to this

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whats with the arm bruise?
joy says – reply to this

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Perez you know your man tits are way bigger and you sweat when you eat
jill says – reply to this

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############# See the Rihanna music video where she is talking bad about her boyfriend Chris Brown. Its playing on defSpot com

and leave the Hoff alone guys
kathryn says – reply to this

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eew who would tap that
Sonia says – reply to this

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Is that an arm bruise, or is it a huge liver spot from alcohol-induced liver damage?
Bella says – reply to this

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He's just repulsive & revolting…eewwiiieee…
nora says – reply to this

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aww man..i wish that would have been one of those "if you are easily offended" posts because i'm eating right now haha
Donthasslethehoff says – reply to this

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Could this jagmo look ANY more gay? The tank top…ok… but the super faggy glasses and fake tan? He's got some SERIOUS GAYFACE. Must be hanging around with Sac Fagfron.
lookin' for freedom! says – reply to this

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You want to know what he was doing there? HE'S BEEN LOOKIN' FOR FREEDOM! Remember whne he performed that on the Berlin Wall? The Hof is hilarious!!!
Nia says – reply to this

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Hey it's Jamie Klaxons as well. I love The Klaxons!
lilio says – reply to this

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Not a good look, Dave. Downright scary.
GiGi says – reply to this

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ewwww… that is so nasty!
hotsauce says – reply to this

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ugh…at coachella? really? I can think of soo many more deserving persons to be there than his tired ass.
scoffing at the hoff says – reply to this

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he sure do look like the daddy of the group doesnt he? sad, sad. time to climb out of that sand box and go find friends his own age. oh hoff hoff, how we scoff, scoff.
Paula says – reply to this

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WTF? I feel bad far Jamie from Klaxons, I have to say.
Michelle says – reply to this

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Does anyone give a shit about David Hasselhoff anymore?
Anyone?
jenbunny says – reply to this

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i can't believe anyone's still talking about this sharkjumping asshole.
o says – reply to this

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i guess people would probably be asking the same question if you were/are there
Kendal says – reply to this

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ooohhh kelly osbourne, jamie reynolds (klaxons) and Candie Payne (prodigy of Mark Ronson)….must have been at mark ronson's set?

XxX
Sagitelle says – reply to this

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He needs to cover up. His body really is not attractive. Someone should tell him he's too old to wear tank tops in public.
mimi says – reply to this

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Holly Shit!! His are bigger than mine:(
OH NO says – reply to this

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THATS JUST NASTY WHEN YOUR THAT OLD YOU DONT WEAR STUFF LIKE THAT HE IS IN A MID LIFE CRISIS BIG TIME
Zeph1 says – reply to this

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What scares me is not his sweat so much but clown-faced Kelly Osbourne…..bllllleccccchhhh!
FUCK OFF says – reply to this

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FARTS….HE USED TO BE HOT…BARFS
lol says – reply to this

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lol
MADONNA says – reply to this

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ewww he looks nasty, Perez, your advertisers are pretty annoying take the sound off the fucken adds bitch.. makes me not want to come back to this site because of it….. I will no longer be your bitch….
Hofferrocks says – reply to this

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Kelly Osbourne looks like Joker from Batman.

The Hoff is The Hoff. He can wear what ever he wants and he can go where ever he wants.
Susy says – reply to this

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Ewww. He grosses me out. I like older men…but he needs to wear age appropriate clothes. Did he even look in the mirror before he left the house??? He tries too hard to be some young stud. Yuck.
Candy says – reply to this

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I think his moobs and the sweat is sexy! lol
douchenozzle says – reply to this

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I'd tap that.
me says – reply to this

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I am almost positive after having viewed this picture that I am going to be violently ill. BLECH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rio Rae says – reply to this

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Nice bitch tit sweat! NASTY!
kiki says – reply to this

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wow he looks so ugly, fat, and old now.. plus, he grew out tits and hes sweaty and tacky.. and he has a burn on his arm. hes so unfit and disgusting. He used to be muscular and handsom
yen says – reply to this

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I hope he's drunk.
caitlin says – reply to this

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goodness me!..

.. is he lactating?
nonCYboY says – reply to this

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I can't believe I used to spank the monkey thinking about him when he was Snapper on "The Young & The Restless!"
Arielle Dombaisle says – reply to this

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He looks like a gay trucker!
Cathleen says – reply to this

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Nasty………
AMO says – reply to this

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Holy inappropriateness!
Colleen says – reply to this

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Is that a bruise on his arm?
me says – reply to this

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Perez, I've been a fan of your site for a couple of years now. However, the new 'down under' theme is driving me mad! Is the U.S.A. part of Canada?? I'm sure you will answer NO! Neither is N.Z. part of Australia! We do NOT have kangaroos and the website background with leaping kangaroos is nothing short of an insult. Have you been down under? Do you even realise we are separate countries? Would you like our idea of the national emblem for the States to be a maple leaf? I won't be back until the kangaroos have leapt into oblivion!
pismo says – reply to this

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Getting his hot-mess on!
Dave says – reply to this

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Hey, what do you call a person who follows around celebrities and spends their days talking about them? Oh right, a loser. Way to go jackass.. You've just made the paparazzi look good.
whitney says – reply to this

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iwwww thats grosss!!!!!!!
Truth Teller says – reply to this

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Mofo, untuck your shirt!
And Kelly, why are you wearing a jacket in 100+ degree heat? Dumb.
Theresa says – reply to this

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He's doing acid…
karianne says – reply to this

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sexyyyyyy
Kzdiver says – reply to this

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Well, Coachella is conveniently located near the Betty Ford Clinic. But don't hassle the hoff!
españolito says – reply to this

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mas antiestetico que Victoria Beckham subiendo escalones xD jajajaja
ChristieG says – reply to this

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YUK! No tank tops allowed, Hoff! Not a good look. Doesn't he have people to help him with this sort of thing?
John says – reply to this

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EW go home grandpa!
RichiePooDeNashVegas says – reply to this

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Moooooooooooobs!
up in it BIG TIME says – reply to this

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I'd like The Hoff to sit on my lap and let me cup his supple boobs while I sing him to sleep. That's the clean version.
Pee On Me says – reply to this

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Re: me – We don't care. My daddy wanted to go down under, and I tried to say no, I really did. Well, you know the rest.
Fuck Australia AND New Zealand.
Shut your fried Joey hole.
Jamie Lynn Spears
LeBon says – reply to this

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He really needs to be hitting the gym HARD if he wants to pull off a look like that at his age. It would be one thing if he looked like that and wasn't a celebrity posing for photos, but with the accessories and tight Diesel jeans and those manboobs he just looks ridiculous.
truth says – reply to this

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and why is this still up……………………it's bad enough he ruined burgers for th SOBER
old & sweaty says – reply to this

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he's so over…who really gives a shit about his old drunk ass anymore?
iluvcoachella says – reply to this

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kelly osbourne is always there! Coachella 2002 she jumped on stage during the Neptunes set. Uh! Last year Paris Hilon was there. She was the worst. She stood on top of the photographers rail with her snoody friends, so nobody could actually see Interpol play! She was a bitch. I luv coachella!
mypandaateit says – reply to this

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Leave him alone; at least he's doing something interesting.
jeamnein says – reply to this

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stop. the tuck ins. now.
Elite Retard says – reply to this

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He aint got the upper body to wear a tank top. Jees… just look at his tiny old arms. Not a muscle. He'd better go back to the bottle again.
PissElegant says – reply to this

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Errrr….old git caught out weating wife beater t-shirt smelling of body odor looking rode hard. Gobbsmacked BABY!!!!!
Louise says – reply to this

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The Hoff has a terminal case of 'Grandpa Muscletop Sindrome' as described by the cult writer OT Bench in his scathing novel 'Sindrome: what is wrong with people?'. OT loves to take the piss out of such freaks - take a look at www.sindrome.com.au for this Aussie writer's take on the seriously deluded among us…
Bri says – reply to this

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He is trying to hard to be young and hip again and fit in with the younger crowd. that pictures is too funny though lol
Danielle says – reply to this

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dude, shirt, now.
Rory says – reply to this

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What a shock! Men get older too. Usually you're slagging off at women for daring to do so. By the way, Perez, how are your manboobs going with the weight loss program? Ageism continues to be rife on this site.
melanie says – reply to this

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ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhhah
(pissing pants……moobs)
Rosalina says – reply to this

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ahahaha daniel from midnight juggernauts
Nicole says – reply to this

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OMFG
Nice Mits
Man Tits
YUCK! says – reply to this

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GROSS!
mallika says – reply to this

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he probably took his daughter retard, shes fifteen.
lia says – reply to this

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eww
Yuck says – reply to this

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Where is your bra?David
tesa says – reply to this

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everyone gets a little swoob every now and then!
Coachee says – reply to this

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I took a bunch of photos at Coachella this weekend. Tons of bands and celebrity shots. I even got one with Kelly Osbourne in a Toga.

http://coacheelovesyou.com/
Marjorie Flores from Ishcombobbido says – reply to this

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He must be using Mooriah's double stick tape - I hear it makes you sweat bullets…

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