This Has To Be A Joke!
Filed under: Jennifer Aniston > John Mayer
We know the ratings were shit, but…
Is that Ashton Kucther show still on????
THIS has to be Pop Fiction!
According to multiple reports, Jennifer Aniston and Perez's one-time makeout partner, John Mayer, had a romantical weekend together in Miami, when Man is working on a new film with Owen Wilson.
Mayer and Maniston dined together at Michael’s Genuine Food & Drink on Friday.
The restaurant opened its doors for the pair early at 3:30 p.m. for the 90-minute meal.
“I was happy to accommodate them,” says Charles Bell, general manager of the eatery. “I can’t speculate on what kind of meeting it was but they looked happy and seemed to have a great time,” he says.
But another witness says, “[It] definitely seemed like a date” for the actress and the singer. “He had a sandwich,” the onlooker said. “She stole some bites and nibbled on a salad.”
She stole some bites from his sandwich????
He's FEEDING her now????
This seems totally scripted….and barfalicious!
Later that night, the pair had another romantical meal together, eating at SoBe hotspot Casa Tua. With his arm around her, Mayer and Aniston left the restaurant a bit before 1 a.m. When they returned to her hotel, they were observed holding hands.
Ewwwwww!!!!!!!!
According to reports, John and Jen were introduced to each other by their mutual friend Sheryl Crow.
We hope Maniston knows Mayer likes making out with men too.
Hey, the two of them will get along swimmingly!
[Images via WENN.]
first!
2nd bitches!!
3rd lol
FIRST?!
and i LOVE Jennifer Aniston, and always have, always will. She is WAY too good for him, but if she makes her happy, fantastic. She looks MAGNIFICENT also, being nearly 40.
GO JEN!
love her!
They're both single, attractive people. What is so "EWWWW" about that? Oh, that's right - she's Brad Pitt's ex, and not the saintly Angelina Jolie whom you make an ass out of yourself over.
jelousy jelousy! haahah i think perezitoh! have jelouse of someone! Hahah =P
i don't like it like boyfriends duh! i think jenni and john look better just like friends …
yumii yumiih sandwich!
kinda late on this one, like two days late! They were spotted by friends of mine at Michael's holding hands!!
I don't get it - what is so EWWWW?
JEN IS AWESOME! YOU CAN'T SAY EWWW ABOUT HIM BEING WITH HER WHEN HE MADE OUT WITH YOU & JESSICA SIMPSON…NOW TALK ABOUT EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW!
JEN IS ONE OF THE MOST AUTHENTIC PEOPLE IN H'WOOD. LOVE HER!!!
Jealous Perez?????
Be happy for Jen!!! Brad totally screwed her over! She deserves some happiness!
don't be mean just cuz you're jealous, perez…
This is not even crazy enough to be Pop Fiction!
Oh, ew.
I love the both of them.
Seperately.
They make a hideous couple.
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aw, i love jen! i clearly can't see the two of them lasting, but cute for now!
That frigid troll is perfect for closet "musician" (read: publicity fraud) John Gayer. Next, they'll both join Scientology and do science fiction movies with John Travolta.
oh, well, im still on the first page
SHE IS SUCH A LOSER!!
HHAHAHAHAHA
WOW I WANT TO BE WITH SOMEONE WHO WAS WITH sIMPSON AND PEREZ!!
god she is soooooooooooo GROSS
thank god brad dumped her she is pathetic
Admit it, you bag of pus, John wants a real man(iston) and not some overblown nelly so-called queen. You should never kiss-and-tell.
Lol perez u r soo jealous
sounds like someone's jealous! haha
i think they'd make a cute couple.
and why does that have to be a joke?????? Oh right because someone HOT like Jennifer Aniston is dating someone as FUGLY as John Mayer.
I still think you making out with John Mayer is a load of bull shit
Perezzzzz
you're sooooooooo jealous!!!
jajajaja
Bitter anyone?
now we know, she likes gay men—they're delicate, narcissistic and love a good broadway show. She's the next Liza Minelli.
Have you not gotten your revenge on John Mayer for that one little blog comment *yet*? I know you're trying to shrink down for the summer, but this vendetta makes you look small in a completely different (and not at all good) way - shallow, petty and pathetic.
Perez is so jealous!
Why is she ewww? Stop hating Perez
I absolutely ADORE Jennifer Aniston and I love Perez but I so badly wish he would stop being mean to her!! I Heart Aniston!!!
someone is jelousy .lol
Sounds like someone is jealous…
Poor Perezito!
Perez this post reeks of jealousy…just saying.
match made in heaven. hope they stay together forever.
he is an ugly manwhore who will fuck anything in his path and she is also ugly and in desperate need of some dick.
PEREZ is jealous…hahahhahahahahhaha! u will never be like Jen u pathetic fag…bwahahhahaha
Doesn't it hurt jealousy baby doesn't it burn. I love jennifer good for her if its true.
Green is not a good color on you, Perez (well, nothing really is but that's another point entirely). My only comment is that Aniston can do SO MUCH BETTER than that smug poseur. You can have him, Perez. Aniston deserves way better than him.
Hey, just because I kiss guys and write gay music, doesn't mean I'm a homo! I do enjoy a sausage here and there, it does keep my music sweet and tender, the way ladies like it!
She can do better than that queer….ew.
i don't get the attaction of either of them unless nob talent brings people together
you are jealous haahhahahaha
you're a fucking asshole perez. let jen be happy…i'm not a huge fan of hers but the remarks you make in this post are disgusting and just mean, not even in a funny way.
Why do you call her 'Man', Pervez?
Do you really hate all women?
You must have some serious Mommy Issues.
Either way Jenn is so much hotter than your Jabba the Hut ass.
Dear Perezito,
Jealous much, baby? Seriously, with the claws…let's keep 'em in for a little while and see how much better you'll feel
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We gotta get you a man, honey!
Still love you though! Just chill with the Mayer jealousy, it's very unattractive.
Wow, from Brad Pitt to John Mayer in less than three years. Who'll be next, Jen, Gary Coleman?
I think they would make a great couple! He's refreshing, and she's charming. They may be the only two people in LA who aren't robots. How can you hate her, Perez?!?!?
Brad Pitt blew it when he split with Jennifer. She's a sweet, beautiful lady. I hope this is for real. John Mayer would be good for her.
Jealous perez! Who cares if john is bisexual, he would never date your fat ass anyday!
Perez, you're such a fucking hater. Jennifer is amazing and HOT AS HELL. I don't really like the idea of the two of them dating because she is TOO GOOD for his nasty ass. But Perez, just because you won't be getting John's dick anytime soon doesn't mean you have to hate on someone like Jen, who seems to be a great person.
I wish you would stop being such an asshole. Drink Water, not Haterade.
You should have never opened your mouth- it's called karma
This is some pretty old news, Perez.
But, come on, there's nothing ewww about two hot people going out to eat. Get over your jealous self.
Perez you sound like a woman scorned.
Romantical IS NOT A WORD.
Wow, somebody sounds terribily jealous…lol.
Perez, shut your fucking mouth. John Mayer rocks and living his life while you're sitting around with your ugly ass wondering why you couldn't bring him down with you crazy revelation. Stick to reporting the news and keep your hideous ass out of the spotlight.
why oh why do you hate jennifer anniston and call her names?.. she is pretty, has a great sense of style.. and she was the one being CHEATED on remember?.. not the homewrecker?.. i am happy that she is dating and having a good time, regardless of him being bisexual or not.. i am glad she is happy.. maybe you should be too?..
as soon as the news came out I knew you would be making a post about it………camonnnnnnnnnnnn……………just say it "YOU ARE SO ENVY.." so jelous of them………Lol…………will you just admit it????????………
Hooray for her.
Though I would have never imagined them together, I think that they would make a good couple regardless of whether or not this is a stunt for "Pop Fiction".
YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOO JEALOUSSSSSSSSSS OF THEM PEREZ
Re: LefsaFan –
How would John Mayer be good for her? He is a douche bag and has never been good for anyone. Unless you can give me an example of someone….he's a lying, cheating, playing, womanizing douchebag….
Stop being so JEALOUS, fattie. Jen is HOT HOT HOT! Her body is smokin' and she's gorgeous. IF she did give Mayer the time of day, he's a lucky man.
And may I say, you sound so pathetic bringing up a drunken make-out session from YEARS ago. Get over it. We've all moved on…so should you.
I don't think Manniston is desperate enough to do Pop Fiction. I know she hasn't done any movies in a while, but isn't that for B-list movie stars? Wait, Paris Hilton was on there - I mean Z-list Razzie stars. And yeah, I believe it could be real. Manniston has had the worst picker since divorcing Brad Pitt in the history known to man. So far she's gone out with alcoholics, womanizers, Peter Pan fame users so why not an admitted masturbating porn addict?
Anuston is desperate. She'll try anything to get into another man's pants. Didn't she just had dinner with Eva Longoria and Jessica Simpson few weeks ago in LA and now she's hitting on the friends exs.
I hate Anuston and hopes she jump off the roof already. She's fugly and talentless but most of all very BORING SLUT!
Perez is Jealous! Perez is Jealous!! Stop hatin on Jen, Perez, ur totally jealous. And if John Mayer did make out with you, he probably didn't know what the hell he was doing and was totally fucked up! I seriously doubt he knew what he was doing!
The only reason you're saying "ew" is because he does not like your fatass. There's nothing wrong with Jennifer Aniston - she's amazing. Get over it and yourself.
John Mayer has that sensitivity chip, but it's all about timing.
awww, perez, you sound a little jealous….
Thank you Perez! You hit the spot.
The world is a better place without Chin Chin!
Did you read her comment about why she's coming out with her own production? Goodness, she's one dumb broad…her intelligence is so elementary. Surely English is not her main language neither is Greek since she's taking lessons now and can't master English.
Sick of Maniston chasing man after man. Thank goodness they all dumped her ass. Brad must have been in hell and no wander he wanted out even after a few months of being married to her.
Re: Donna Martin – Thank you. For a second, I thought Flavor Flav wrote this damn artical. He always adds an "al" to the end of words.
Chinnefer Maniston is fking ugly! What the heck is she doing now? Breathing on another man to get laid? Yeah, she's a trash alright.
She needs all the publicity to show for her upcoming movie and all she can do is man chasing. That'll get her somewhere with another man in the picture. Uh huh, only shows she's the maneater.
First of all Perez, who gives a flying fuck who the hell you make out with, get over yourself. Secondly, if you personally knew either Jennifer or Jolie, whose forehead is the size of a football field, you would more likely prefer Jennifer. Finally, the real loser of this bunch is Pitt, who is in way over his head with a mentally ill whore and who has more kids than he can handle now or in the future. Pitt's kids may be rich, but children need love, attention and stabilty. Pitt is in deep shit with this situation, mark my words.
i love this site, but y'all really need to proofread and spellcheck your articles before hand!
Maniston is a whore. She or he is on the prawl. Talentless and ugly woman is a waste.
Thank goodness Brad and all of the men dump her fat ass!
Good report Perez, let's run her out.
Damn perez you sound so jealous and that aint cute. I think jennifer is gorgeous and a sweetheart and john mayer is funny and adorable if anything he's good for a few laughs! Good for her! Please stop hatin perez we know no woman is good enough for your man but you.
nice score ! have fun pumping her full of goober
so he is gay
Angie isn't a whore or mentally ill. Angie and Brad have a fantastic family compound in LA, a home in NO, a beach house in Santa Barbara, four gorgeous kids another on the way, 4 spectacularly anticipated films coming out this year between them and a well-reviewed animated feature for Angie, Brad is producing many highly anticipated projects like "The Time Traveler's Wife," family gatherings, date nights and date weekends, with friends out for dinner and multiple humanitarian projects between them.
Jen has 6 guys in 3 years (who is the slut again?), constant hook-ups that look like PR stunts (i.e. never any photos despite everyone knowing where she lives), increasingly irrelevant films at a greatly reduced salary, no family no useful contributions to society other than her bikini shows.
Karma is really something isn't it.
Angie isn't a whore or mentally ill. Angie and Brad have a fantastic family compound in LA, a home in NO, a beach house in Santa Barbara, four gorgeous kids another on the way, 4 spectacularly anticipated films coming out this year between them and a well-reviewed animated feature for Angie, Brad is producing many highly anticipated projects like "The Time Traveler's Wife," family gatherings, date nights and date weekends, with friends out for dinner and multiple humanitarian projects between them.
Jen has 6 guys in 3 years (who is the slut again?), constant hook-ups that look like PR stunts (i.e. never any photos despite everyone knowing where she lives), increasingly irrelevant films at a greatly reduced salary, no family no useful contributions to society other than her bikini shows.
Karma is really something isn't it.
Oh because she's not a slutty drug addict and he's not kissing your ass 24/7 they're not allowed to be together and/or happy? Screw you Perez. I think they're both lovely. Much better than that has-been Madonna and that reformed-whore Jolie whom seem to have you on their payrolls.
I agree that Jennifer Aniston, aka Chinner, is on the prawl. She didn't get Brad because he looked her up it was an arrangement by the managers. Chinner can't get a man to keep and I only feel sorry fro Brad for having put up with her shits for months. He is soooo lucky he dumped the slut. Now for the next victim….
Oh yeah, Chinner is the hater for Jolie all the way and her vocabularies include homewrecker, skanky, karma and some shitty syllables. I don't like this Chinner and happy that people realize that she is a flop, a maneater, not good in acting and very evil. May her own karma bite her fat ass.
Dude…you seriously need to get over the fact the John Mayer will never acknowledge you & the fact that he kissed you (as vile as that is). The fact that he possibly did is revolting enough, but yea, if I were you, I'd ride on this meal ticket for as long as your ugly ass can…
Perez You're such a fat bastard. Jennifer Aniston is a superstar whether you like it or not. And is way too good for this douche who'd make out with even you to be on gossip columns.
Are you jelous Perez????? get over it, he doesnt love you !!!!!!
Aweee i hope they get 2hether they would make a HOTT couple.
HA, Ha, ha, Perez darling, you are so good. Hands down to you babe. Mayer don't want that stinky thang, she's been had on the streets.
As for the Maniston, she's just a nobody. Can't even get laid or act. Anything to get her old ass in the media now. She maybe good in the adult videos when you don't show her hideous face, saggy boobs or manly shape.
She is way hotter than fat little you…
MAD AGAINST MANISTON!!!!! Jennifer Aniston whoring around just like her dad. Her ailing mother does not want her and won't claim her as hers. Jennifer is the street girl spreading her tans to any meat. They both deserve each other. EWWWWWWWW!!!!
Mayer will eat and spit her just like David Spade did.
She's grossssss!!!!! Maniston is going to need some new titty (or pity) party.
No sane man wants her. Thank you Perez for giving out the truth.
Owen Wilson having Jennifer Aniston in his movie was a suicide mission. He might as well commit suicide now cuz she will bring him down to pity. Laughing out loud.
I LIKE this pairing, actually–
Also spotted at Publix together the next day!
Perez, I just love you. And they say you're jealous, huh! It's like a NOT!
Let's set them straight once and for all….Maniston's PEKER IS SMALLER!!!!
He, he, he, he.
Jennifer Aniston has a peker the size of mini sausage. She's ugly inside n out.
Perez, hard to believe she's picking through on your leftovers!! What song was playing during your make-out session with Mayer? "Free Bird?" Or, "I'm Every Woman"?
LuLu and Candy (#'s 86 and 87),
You are one stupid bitch, who the hell watches all the kids when Jolie/Pitt are filming all those movies and saving the whole wide world at the same time? It sure isn't Pitt or Jolie, who has the biggest forehead in the world. Imagine when all the kids are teenagers? Too much for anyone to handle, even 100 nannies. Pitt should stop being an actor and take the kids and run, maybe they would have a chance at a normal, healthy life. Jolie has exactly what she always wanted, fame and world wide attention. She knows exactly what she's doing. I almost feel sorry for Pitt.
AWWW JOHNIFER!!
Jennifer Aniston think she's hot, well she's got a hot peker alright.
She's wrinkled and saggy. Run Mayer, run!!!
We don't like Jennifer Aniston.
well thats too bad for him
Jennifer is an ungraded from Jessidumb Simpson and Crazy Diaz
he is sooooooooooooooo hot in that picture!(like always!)