Tina Turner Is A Liar!
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She had said she was retiring from touring.
Oops, she changed her mind!
Tina Turner announced at a special Las Vegas taping of the Oprah Winfrey show with Cher this past weekend that she was going back on the road!
That's cool, bbs. Tina is a legend and we don't want her retired! She can do whatever she wants, change her mind as many times as she desires. She's earned that luxury, honey.
Turner's new tour starts October 1st in Kansas and tickets go on sale May 12th.
The 68 year old legend says that Sophia Loren told her to stop "lolling about her Swiss home and get back to work."
This is definitely going to be one of the biggest tours of the year!
This special divas episode of Oprah - with Cher and Tina from Vegas (they sang Proud Mary together!) - airs on May 8th.
[Image via WENN.]
1st?
she ROCKS
SECOND!?
7th
It is said she is interested in flirting online with a wealthy man on "million airefri ends com", because her friend found the great love of the life there.
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Re: dfj – whooohooo congratulations your first.LOSER!
shes starting in KANSAS? wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i live here, that shit never happens! is it slated to be in kc or what?
Tina sells out the gay gay gay venues with gays dressed in sequined gowns.
Looks like OPrah was visiting Madame Tussaud's!
Kansas??? I don't think there's enough gays left in the whole state to fill an arena!
Her dress looks backwards lol
TINA IS NEARLY SEVENTY YEARS OLD AND SHE IS STILL BETTER THAN NO TALENTED RIHANNA
When on tour, you fantasize relaxing with a cool drink on a deck chair. After sitting on that deck chair for too long, you fantasize about being on tour. A change is as good as a rest. Some promises are meant to be broken, and Tina was meant to perform. The trick is finding that balance. As long as she tours, I'll support her shows.
I've got my sailor suit and my heels just waiting for you Tina!!! Your biggest fan!
Uh-oh. Looks like Opraph's wearing her strap-on under that tent. I hope that Tina isn't bearing any roids.
This is just sensational!!!!!!!!!!I love Tina for not only is she a very nice,down to earth person but also is she one of the best performers in the world!!!!!!
Eartha Kitt is 80 now and still a better performer than the talentless,hyped sluts you normally praise here,Perez.I would love to see Tina going on and on and on……….
Tina must be in severe pain with that cow leaning on her like that.
She will break Madonna's record easily if she wants.
Why is she wearing her top backwards?
Two hot black cougars! Tina is still going strong and still looking good! Oprah is still on top and will continue to stay there! She is way better than that lezbo Ellen Degenerate! Both are for Obama our next and our best President ever! Everybody get out and vote for him. Don't believe Perez and that racist Hillary! Barack will correct what is so wrong with the old Washington politics and make everything equal and right for America! He is only going to run once so don't forget his message of hope. OBAMA in 08 and 012!!!!!!
FUCKING RICH MONKEYS
They look like my two aunties only a zillion times richer of course.
Tina is a living legend.Looking forward to seeing her.She sings live you know!!!
If she can make a quick 100 million why not. LOL, DO IT TINA!! check out my MYSPACE: gym_buddy Perez, I want to work out with you!
THERE IS A GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tina is THE BOMB. She can do no wrong. She is a true "Superstar" in the strictest, most formal sense of the word. Something Spears and Lohan will never, never, ever be.
Re: Cliff(as in Montgomery!) – Number 19, Do you mean as in "Montgomery Clift"…with a "T"…???!!!
GO ON TINA, WORK IT, SISTER!!
Yes! Thank God.
I WOULD PAY FOR VIP TICKETS TO SEE TINA!
IF SHE C0MES HERE IN MALAYSIA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love tina, hate oprah
She's also running out of money.
Tina at 68 is looking way better than fat Oprah at 54 and with less makeup.
Perez was wearing more make-up than both these beotches in his DC scrapbook….
Hmmm, looks like Oprah is creaming all over herself for Tina.
Good to have her back.Her live shows are live!!We know that Perez favours that talentless,voiceless hag Madfartonna who lipsynchs for about 99% of her heartand soulless shows.
T I N A R O C K S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tina Turner and Sophia Loren are a few of the worlds only honoray GILFS
Beautiful ladies
what if Cher and Tina did a tour 2getha? ha! you go,, Tina!!!!
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YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (and yes I'm gay too.)
Just like the Who, Barbara big nose steisjew, Jay gorrila face Z, all say the same thing, then realize they have no life outside their performing and they are just another joe schmo. they all are attention cravers who were neglected early in life. Those shots of her not long ago in the gold outfit were NOT flattering. It looked like my gran with depends outlines. Hang them up and enjoy food and realx grannie. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OLD BETCH….SIT DOWN……WHEN SHE DANCES NOW SHE LOOK LIKE A STIFF CARDBOARD………………..PLZ
Tina is, was, and always will be hot as hell. And worth 100 bucks a ticket even for nose-bleed seats.
THERE IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I forgive her for lying. She is a breath of FRESH AIR! She doesn't need to show her crotch like unsexy Mandona, At seventy and she is far more attractive than Man. etc etc.
your headline sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Never ever say ANYTHING bad about Tina
#30. Take your CLEFT PALATE and go stand in front of a fast train.
Come back, Tina! We love ya!
I thought it was Gayle at first! Guess ORCA sends her ladylove to the same hairdresser as Miss T.
Re: NUBIAN GODDESS FIERCELY SLAYING ALL DETRACTORS WHILST LOOKING SENSATIONAL IN A FIERCE CHANEL! – Siddown and shaddup 49. Nobody wants to hear your pretentious ass. Flipping through magazines and gazing at the mirror, longingly wishing clothes could make you into something that evidently you are not, without dropping names and brands that just make you look like if you have money, it must be new money—since you obviously grew up in a state of modest means, shall we say.
Well, I am looking inside myself (pardon the pun) and trying to find the inner me. I do want to be able to find an inner dignity and humility that doesn't require me to be a name-dropper or boaster, but introspection is a really scary thing when you're a shallow, lonely, timid negress like me. I have so few friends, and they only measure people as what they are on the outside.
I prefer Tina Turner circa early 1960's when she sported a moustache and ratty fur coats…
Re: Wishing you were Nubian Goddess Whilst Stimulating Ur Ladyparts While Clutching A Mirror With Ur Club Foot – You really are vermin, dear, clearly dressed in rags, as ugly on the outside as the in!
The ONE & ONLY NUBIAN GODDESS
Now I must attire my fierceness in a Chloe evening dress as I am on my way to a lovely evening with marvelous soigne friends and I will be sure to have the Tiger Prawns Infused with Essence of Saffron while you are certainly dining on Stouffer's lasagna with incredibly gauche company. I will bid you adieu as I must search for my Fred Joaillier emerald ear-clips, whilst my Joy Parfum wafts through my lovely, tranquil hillside villa.
Shut up. She can change her mind. You know you'd go to her concert, Perez. You would.
I AM NOT GAY - AND I THINK THIS IS RAD!!
HER AND BOWIE ARE MY FAVORITE PEOPLE
she'll keep raking in the cash (or more likely have an immigrant use a leaf blower to speed the process), and cart it back to her swiss bank account. she's not that old - she'll keep going until she's 150.
do you know someone said they like to go to I n t i m a t e m i n g l e DOTC o m, that is a free interracial dating club, many handsome men try to find their darling there. what do they think?????
Re: NUBIAN GODDESS IN A PLUSH PRATESI ROBE (PRATESI, DAHLINGS!) – I for one think you are just Fierce and I always enjoy it when your on Perez. Don't lilsten to that jealous hater! Rock on, the Goddess!
Re: NUBIAN GODDESS IN A PIRATES PATCH, NAPPY HEADED IN A PRINT HOUSEDRESS (PRINT, DAHLINGS!) – Well dahlings, I'm getting ready for dinner with friends Star Jones Feynolds, Dina Lohan, and Bai Ling—and although my menses has started flowing and my musky woman scent has stunk up the building, I will soon be taking my smelly tail out on the town for the evening. A gentle but steady breeze is blowing so I hope not to attract too many flies.
Re: Lisa – Thank you, number 60. It's Drag Night at the local gay discotheque, and I've got false eyelashes to put on, genitals to tape flat, and five pairs of hose to put on. Not to mention my false eyelashes, and trying to decide which wig and which dress I'm going to wear for the three numbers I'm performing tonight. I hope you're not disappointed, but all that exaggeration was a giveaway regarding my true fierce male self. But my true fierceness makes Ru Paul look like an amateur.
Re: Lisa – DAHHLING I TOO ADORE THE TRUE NUBIAN GODDDESS. SHE'S SUCH A GLOWING PRESENCE AMONGST THE VAST DULL GREY MASS THAT IS PEREZ'S TYPICAL POSTER. BUT APPARENTLY SHE'S HAD QUITE AN ADVERSARIAL EFFECT ON ONE OR MORE OF THE MANY COPY-CAT MORONS ON THIS SITE. IMITATION IS THE SINCEREST FORM OF FLATTERY…WHEN DONE WELL…BUT A MERE REFLECTION OF AN UNINSPIRED IMAGINATION WHEN DONE AS POORLY AS DEMONSTRATED HERE !
Careful Tina, Oprah is a lesbian and if Gale is not around, the Big O could be trying to get into your skirt. Wish Oprah would come out already and Condi too!
Re: Lisa – Re: RADICAL QUEEN – Why don't the two of you lesbo's plan a little get together—take a hike to a private chat room and take care of each other. Sounds like you too need a little "privacy", if you know what I mean….
Re: Nubian Goddess With Steatopygia, A Protruding Ass, And Labia Minora Like Heavy Theatre Curtains – SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOU'RE A RATHER UNIMAGINATIVE CLOD, TRYING TO BE CLEVER, BY MOOCHING OFF OF OTHER PEOPLE'S MATERIAL. I'VE BEEN CALLED FAR WORSE THAN A "LESBIAN" BY FAR SUPERIOR INTELLECTS THAN YOURS…ALL OF WHICH WERE IN KINDERGARTEN, BTW. AS FOR LISA, I'M AFRAID SHE'S NOT MY TYPE, BUT YOU ACTUALLY SOUND LIKE A DIM WITTED CURIOUS STRAIGHT BOY, AND AS MOST DIM WITTED CURIOUS STRAIGHT BOYS ARE CUTE AND SEXUALLY WILLING AND USUALLY SUBMISSIVE, I MIGHT BE INCLINED TO HAVE A PRIVATE GET TOGETHER WITH YOU.
Oh what a scrumptious supper I had, surrounded by a lovely atmosphere and fascinating friends! It's so divine being the ONE AND ONLY GODDESS and how marvelous it is to realize I inspire the imaginations of so many dear friends and yes, though I DO have my stalkers and naysayers, how meaningful it is that I inspire them to write, as well. My best wishes to dear Radical Queen and sweet Lisa. HELLO, DARLINGS!!! And to my imitator, once again, I'm so THRILLED you're exercising your little gray cells, but mightn't you now walk the rope without a net, take the training wheels off your bike, cease the suckling off your mother's teat (as it were) and create a nom de plume of your own, Oh ye of little faith!? Well, pleasant dreams, my treasures! (The Pratesi Sheets of my California King–not to mention my delicious Jewish husband–await!)
And not to be uncouth, but I perform many sets of Kegl exercises throughout my luxurious day and my perfumed nether region is like a vise and I'm proud to have light, highly sensitive SHEERS that are extremely delicate and responsive to the lightest touch–as opposed to "HEAVY THEATER CURTAINS."
ahhhh is that opaaa lookin to tap an atificially black miley
you go girls make me some pancakes
70 is the new 30. We love you Tina.
I love ya Tina!!! Keep rocking the house.
She looks great. Cher looks great (except for the new wigs/hair she's been wearing). If you're "of a certain age" and can keep on rocking, then more power to you!
What is going on with the comments in this topic? Some of you people are wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too attached to Perez (and, dare I say, the internet/inactivity in general?). Anyway, if that performance with beyonce was any indication, she should stay away…she could scarcely move. Besides, Beyonce has given me all the Tina I could stomach for years now and finally she's fading…we don't need another Tina (if the original) luring her back out…
There is a GOD!!!
Re: LLALALAI – So true, the performance with Beyonce was just sad and hard to watch. The only good part was when that fat bitch Urethra started a (mangy) cat fight because "I, Tina" was introduced as THE QUEEN! Now THAT I loved!
SIMPLY THE REST (HOME)!
will she be coming to Scotland?xxxx
Actually the tour starts in Missouri, not Kansas. It's Kansas City, Missouri.
You go Tina Girl, Simply the Best, always has been , always will be !!!!
Re: john – WhatEVER! Unfortunately I've been to both and they're both shitholes.
AWESOME!!! Tina rocks! I now know what to get my mom for Mothers day! When do tickets start going on sale? and when is the tour information released?
Who wants to see a geriatric Tina Turner. She can't dance anymore; she's fat and 65. Retire already. And stay retired.
oh my god that senior citizen really thinks some one wants to watch her old ugly ass strut around. tina,cher,madonna, please you old stinky bitches.go away for good have you bitches not made enough money yet? you greedy self indulgent skanks,i would rather clean horse stalls than look at or hear their shitty voices. jay-z you are a egotistical ass.you are so ugly.you need beyonce beside your ugly ass.so we can at least look at something nice.how can she wake up to your uglinest,oh i forgot you are rich,i can not stand you.
and you are ?
yes! yes! we've missed you Tina!! i'm gettin a ticket!