Death of a Shamarriage: What Went Wrong???

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We are still devastated by the news that Starzilla and Big Gay Al are divorcing.

We thought these two would last forever!

Sources report that the soon-to-be former Mr. Star Jones, Al Reynolds, checked out of his marriage nearly a year ago.

What a shock.

Was he ever in the marriage?????

Things apparently came to a head last year while the duo were vacationing in Saint Tropez. While there, Star began really hating her role as sugar momma.

Also, the pair's been living separately the last year – Al’s been playing professor of social science at Florida Memorial University down in Miami.

According to one of Al’s South Beach friends, Al doesn’t miss Star much in Miami, “…(Al)he's always on the beach or at the pool at the Delano. He hits Mansion, Privé, Mokai and the Florida Room at the Delano four nights a week… Al always has a posse of hot young dudes and scantily clad women with him. He brings strippers back from Gold Rush strip bar to the Delano and dirty dances all night long."

Poor Al.

What's he gonna do next????

You know B.G.A. wants to remain in the spotlight!

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Apr 28, 2008 at 12:45 pm / Email this  »

    51 comments to “Death of a Shamarriage: What Went Wrong???”

    1. Jenny G says – reply to this


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      First! She will always look like a turtle. Ew!!

    2. Zoe says – reply to this


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      First

    3. Shaye says – reply to this


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      Big Gay Al is an asshole

    4. Porterville CA says – reply to this


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      I'll tell you what went wrong…….They said I do!!!!! This is an example of two stupid ass people who think they are smarter then everyone else and can fool people. Well the joke is on them and I think everyone should talk about it the same why she was going on and on about her wedding. Justice is sweet.

    5. sam says – reply to this


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      What's queer to do?

    6. ulla says – reply to this


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      third suckkerzzzzzzzz:P

    7. Lmari says – reply to this


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      Oon paras.

    8. stormi says – reply to this


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      3rd or 4th??

    9. bambam says – reply to this


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      BLATES GAY

    10. dd says – reply to this


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      Because she's fucking GROSS!!!

    11. Chachi says – reply to this


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      LOL, yeah she does look like a turtle. What a nasty woman! I can't imagine anyone wanting to be around someone so self-absorbed.

    12. {if its not Hillary..then u bitchez zuck az momz says – reply to this


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      [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ THAT BITCH IZ UGA=LY…]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

      ZZZZZZ IMAGINE LOOKIN AT THAT EVERYDAY ZZZZZZZZZZ

      ZZZZZZZZZ OBAMAZ A CHICKENZHIT OF A GIRL ZZZZZZZZ
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    13. fu says – reply to this


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      Re: GIBBYWIBBYShut the fuck up WIBBY!!! I think we all know that YOU'RE the retard here!!!
      GO HANG YOURSELF!!!

    14. Chuck says – reply to this


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      Get this NI@@ER out of here…..
      She is just a saggy version of Opra….
      Obama and Hillary are Gay……..:o)

    15. haha says – reply to this


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      Anyone that goes to ANY Florida school usually ends up dumb as a ROCK!!!!! :lol:

    16. silkysu says – reply to this


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      i heard that was all the talk on the red carpet at the white house correspondents' dinner last saturday evening.

    17. Beyonce says – reply to this


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      mmmmmmmmmm ok

    18. Ashley says – reply to this


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      It is extremely common for people who have gone through weight loss surgery to leave their relationship afterwards. They're not the same person they were before! Very common.

    19. sensitivity says – reply to this


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      She has saggy tits,gut and ass and he has a full load driping from his fat lips.Mabey they both would be better together swinging from the trees.. Obama and Osama are roommates and goat fuckers too!!!

    20. LooseLips says – reply to this


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      Boys will be Boys

    21. booshdag says – reply to this


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      Star probably got tired of smelling cum on his breath and when he farted. Plus his dick tastes like shit.

    22. mimi in mo says – reply to this


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      I know she's kind-a irritating, but I kind-a feel bad for her.

    23. gina says – reply to this


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      This is what happens when you are over-the-top! He needed a much older woman to support and promote him and she needed someone to love her larger than life…style at the time. What a shame…I'm not a fan of either persons more so Star but still…maybe they will get one thing from this that an overdramatic marriage couldn't provide, HUMILITY!

    24. Kaye says – reply to this


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      The whole thing was a publicity stunt for her in the first place… but really, who cares?

    25. cobag says – reply to this


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      what the hell is wrong with her FACE?!?!? i can't stand to look at it! her whole "image" was WAY BETTER WHEN SHE WAS A FAT FUCK!!!!!

    26. Obsessed says – reply to this


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      OMG …can this be?? I am actually starting to feel bad for Starzilla !! when you think about it she's just a chubby girl who wanted a hot guy, this happens to so many women .. glad she woke the fuck up for once and for all

    27. Jenny says – reply to this


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      She needs longer hair because her head is to long go to realistichair. com

    28. stevo says – reply to this


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      Florida MEMORIAL University???

      What the hell is that? One of those crap schools that teach you how to be a dental assistant?

    29. astrochicks.com says – reply to this


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      I feel bad for her. What a douche bag. She needs to stick to older guys. It's tough when a chicks got money…you never know why they're with ya.

    30. Yup says – reply to this


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      Who had the great idea of storming The View when she was on it? That was fucking GOLDEN!!! Never laughed so hard in my life.

    31. kim says – reply to this


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      Re: haha – And what prestigious university do you go to? At least Floridian college students aren't dumb enough to shoot up classmates like all you methhead retard hicks that have nothing better to do.

    32. myko says – reply to this


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      Weren't there rumors of his sexuality at one time?

    33. mommydearest says – reply to this


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      If you have to resort to racism and hate you just aren't a clever enough bitch for this blog. talk about retarded.

    34. Hardy Har Har says – reply to this


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      What's he gonna do next? He could always go on tour with David Gest. Hunting boogina is easier with a wingman. Good luck bud.

    35. Donna says – reply to this


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      Maybe he and KFed can start hanging out and be roomies!

    36. jillian says – reply to this


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      They desreve all they are getting now. They overexposed themselves to death at the time of their wedding. You don't get to turn the publicity machine on and off. They made their (seperate) beds…

    37. nosy says – reply to this


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      Star - DON'T go to Jamaica to try to get your groove back.

    38. Marsha! Marsha! Marsha! says – reply to this


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      Al is a pillow-biter and Star is just an egotistical cunt who got what she deserved.

    39. lynn says – reply to this


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      star got what fat ass star deserves,she can't keep a job .everyone that works around her ends up hating her .they dumped her at court t.v. because of shity ratings.and al you are soooooooo gay you gold digger.you both are just two stuck-up conceited jackasses.that totally deserve each other.but i;m a lawyer bitch just does'nt work.go get something to do you so-called lawyer bitch

    40. emma says – reply to this


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      kSo BGA is leaving his sinking ship. Im Shocked I say Shocked. This is karma coming around to bite the fugly Star smack in her sagging ass. He is a loser who maybe this time will troll for a rich sugar daddy and as for the lovely falling Star she can take herself, her stomach staples and all and do everyone a big favor and go back to chasing ambulances!!! Or maybe OJ could use another really good lawyer!!!!

    41. Beverley from Toronto says – reply to this


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      Chuck, aren't you an effen idiot and asswipe to use the N word in this day and age. Do me and the world a favour, after you've finished having sex with you kinfolk, go hang yourself from a shady tree! BTW asswipe, there's an "H' at the end of Oprah - see it's Oprah not Opra! Maybe if you didn't spend so much time effing your relatives, you'd have finished, sorry, got an education!
      PS. If you want to see saggy, take a look under your mama's dress!

    42. Beverley from Toronto says – reply to this


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      Chuck, aren't you an effen idiot and asswipe to use the N word in this day and age. Do me and the world a favour, after you've finished having sex with your kinfolk, go hang yourself from a shady tree! BTW asswipe, there's an "H' at the end of Oprah - see it's Oprah not Opra! Maybe if you didn't spend so much time effing your relatives, you'd have finished, sorry, got an education!
      PS. If you want to see saggy, take a look under your mama's dress!

    43. RichiePooDeNashVegas says – reply to this


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      Aw, c'mon Al…man to man, you 'n me…ya gotta eat that thang, boy. That'll keep her comin' back fer more. Yep, just stay in there, an' eat that thang!

    44. starlett harlot says – reply to this


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      Big Gay Al is free! He's so happy he doesn't know what to do. I can't wait for their books to come out. You KNOW he's gonna write one and so is she! Terry McMillan needs to help a sista out!

    45. What's with all these trashy Coloreds Any More????????? says – reply to this


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      Why are we being bombarded by all the low class coloreds lately????????? We even have to listen to colored trash Rev. Wright as he lies his way through his press opportunites. Talk about a loser!

    46. Kelly says – reply to this


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      He's GAY DUHH!!

    47. AMO says – reply to this


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      Re: Jenny G – OMG, YES… that's it; she looks like my red eared slider turtle named Shorty!

    48. tome says – reply to this


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      if i married the starster, i would leave and surround myself w/ young women.

    49. Lynn says – reply to this


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      Star just wanted the wedding anyway and all the pressies. She is soooooooo phoney and disgusting. Marriages between gay men and fat, straight women never last, just look at Liza Minelli. I hope Star goes away now, for a long, long time. Tired of Star, real tired.

    50. danielle says – reply to this


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      duhhh he's gayyyyyy… this man is more prettier than she is [hell it dont take much]… i guarantee him and that greys anatomy boy are gonna be playin house and makin babies…

    51. Lily says – reply to this


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      wow, does anyone monitor some of the racist comments that go out on this blog?

      I agree with Lynn - Star is tired and I hope she goes away.

      As for my fellow citzen, Beverley from Toronto, WELL SAID!