Death of a Shamarriage: What Went Wrong???
Filed under: Love Line > Star Jones
We are still devastated by the news that Starzilla and Big Gay Al are divorcing.
We thought these two would last forever!
Sources report that the soon-to-be former Mr. Star Jones, Al Reynolds, checked out of his marriage nearly a year ago.
What a shock.
Was he ever in the marriage?????
Things apparently came to a head last year while the duo were vacationing in Saint Tropez. While there, Star began really hating her role as sugar momma.
Also, the pair's been living separately the last year – Al’s been playing professor of social science at Florida Memorial University down in Miami.
According to one of Al’s South Beach friends, Al doesn’t miss Star much in Miami, “…(Al)he's always on the beach or at the pool at the Delano. He hits Mansion, Privé, Mokai and the Florida Room at the Delano four nights a week… Al always has a posse of hot young dudes and scantily clad women with him. He brings strippers back from Gold Rush strip bar to the Delano and dirty dances all night long."
Poor Al.
What's he gonna do next????
You know B.G.A. wants to remain in the spotlight!
[Image via WENN.]
First! She will always look like a turtle. Ew!!
First
Big Gay Al is an asshole
I'll tell you what went wrong…….They said I do!!!!! This is an example of two stupid ass people who think they are smarter then everyone else and can fool people. Well the joke is on them and I think everyone should talk about it the same why she was going on and on about her wedding. Justice is sweet.
What's queer to do?
third suckkerzzzzzzzz:P
Oon paras.
3rd or 4th??
BLATES GAY
Because she's fucking GROSS!!!
LOL, yeah she does look like a turtle. What a nasty woman! I can't imagine anyone wanting to be around someone so self-absorbed.
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ZZZZZZ IMAGINE LOOKIN AT THAT EVERYDAY ZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZ OBAMAZ A CHICKENZHIT OF A GIRL ZZZZZZZZ
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Re: GIBBYWIBBY – Shut the fuck up WIBBY!!! I think we all know that YOU'RE the retard here!!!
GO HANG YOURSELF!!!
Get this NI@@ER out of here…..
She is just a saggy version of Opra….
Obama and Hillary are Gay……..:o)
Anyone that goes to ANY Florida school usually ends up dumb as a ROCK!!!!!
i heard that was all the talk on the red carpet at the white house correspondents' dinner last saturday evening.
mmmmmmmmmm ok
It is extremely common for people who have gone through weight loss surgery to leave their relationship afterwards. They're not the same person they were before! Very common.
She has saggy tits,gut and ass and he has a full load driping from his fat lips.Mabey they both would be better together swinging from the trees.. Obama and Osama are roommates and goat fuckers too!!!
Boys will be Boys
Star probably got tired of smelling cum on his breath and when he farted. Plus his dick tastes like shit.
I know she's kind-a irritating, but I kind-a feel bad for her.
This is what happens when you are over-the-top! He needed a much older woman to support and promote him and she needed someone to love her larger than life…style at the time. What a shame…I'm not a fan of either persons more so Star but still…maybe they will get one thing from this that an overdramatic marriage couldn't provide, HUMILITY!
The whole thing was a publicity stunt for her in the first place… but really, who cares?
what the hell is wrong with her FACE?!?!? i can't stand to look at it! her whole "image" was WAY BETTER WHEN SHE WAS A FAT FUCK!!!!!
OMG …can this be?? I am actually starting to feel bad for Starzilla !! when you think about it she's just a chubby girl who wanted a hot guy, this happens to so many women .. glad she woke the fuck up for once and for all
She needs longer hair because her head is to long go to realistichair. com
Florida MEMORIAL University???
What the hell is that? One of those crap schools that teach you how to be a dental assistant?
I feel bad for her. What a douche bag. She needs to stick to older guys. It's tough when a chicks got money…you never know why they're with ya.
Who had the great idea of storming The View when she was on it? That was fucking GOLDEN!!! Never laughed so hard in my life.
Re: haha – And what prestigious university do you go to? At least Floridian college students aren't dumb enough to shoot up classmates like all you methhead retard hicks that have nothing better to do.
Weren't there rumors of his sexuality at one time?
If you have to resort to racism and hate you just aren't a clever enough bitch for this blog. talk about retarded.
What's he gonna do next? He could always go on tour with David Gest. Hunting boogina is easier with a wingman. Good luck bud.
Maybe he and KFed can start hanging out and be roomies!
They desreve all they are getting now. They overexposed themselves to death at the time of their wedding. You don't get to turn the publicity machine on and off. They made their (seperate) beds…
Star - DON'T go to Jamaica to try to get your groove back.
Al is a pillow-biter and Star is just an egotistical cunt who got what she deserved.
star got what fat ass star deserves,she can't keep a job .everyone that works around her ends up hating her .they dumped her at court t.v. because of shity ratings.and al you are soooooooo gay you gold digger.you both are just two stuck-up conceited jackasses.that totally deserve each other.but i;m a lawyer bitch just does'nt work.go get something to do you so-called lawyer bitch
kSo BGA is leaving his sinking ship. Im Shocked I say Shocked. This is karma coming around to bite the fugly Star smack in her sagging ass. He is a loser who maybe this time will troll for a rich sugar daddy and as for the lovely falling Star she can take herself, her stomach staples and all and do everyone a big favor and go back to chasing ambulances!!! Or maybe OJ could use another really good lawyer!!!!
Chuck, aren't you an effen idiot and asswipe to use the N word in this day and age. Do me and the world a favour, after you've finished having sex with you kinfolk, go hang yourself from a shady tree! BTW asswipe, there's an "H' at the end of Oprah - see it's Oprah not Opra! Maybe if you didn't spend so much time effing your relatives, you'd have finished, sorry, got an education!
PS. If you want to see saggy, take a look under your mama's dress!
Chuck, aren't you an effen idiot and asswipe to use the N word in this day and age. Do me and the world a favour, after you've finished having sex with your kinfolk, go hang yourself from a shady tree! BTW asswipe, there's an "H' at the end of Oprah - see it's Oprah not Opra! Maybe if you didn't spend so much time effing your relatives, you'd have finished, sorry, got an education!
PS. If you want to see saggy, take a look under your mama's dress!
Aw, c'mon Al…man to man, you 'n me…ya gotta eat that thang, boy. That'll keep her comin' back fer more. Yep, just stay in there, an' eat that thang!
Big Gay Al is free! He's so happy he doesn't know what to do. I can't wait for their books to come out. You KNOW he's gonna write one and so is she! Terry McMillan needs to help a sista out!
Why are we being bombarded by all the low class coloreds lately????????? We even have to listen to colored trash Rev. Wright as he lies his way through his press opportunites. Talk about a loser!
He's GAY DUHH!!
Re: Jenny G – OMG, YES… that's it; she looks like my red eared slider turtle named Shorty!
if i married the starster, i would leave and surround myself w/ young women.
Star just wanted the wedding anyway and all the pressies. She is soooooooo phoney and disgusting. Marriages between gay men and fat, straight women never last, just look at Liza Minelli. I hope Star goes away now, for a long, long time. Tired of Star, real tired.
duhhh he's gayyyyyy… this man is more prettier than she is [hell it dont take much]… i guarantee him and that greys anatomy boy are gonna be playin house and makin babies…
wow, does anyone monitor some of the racist comments that go out on this blog?
I agree with Lynn - Star is tired and I hope she goes away.
As for my fellow citzen, Beverley from Toronto, WELL SAID!