Mr. & Mrs. Holier Than Thou
Filed under: Anglophilia > Gwyneth Paltrow
They actually go out together in public!
Gwyneth Platrow and husband Chris Martin were spotted out and about in London this past weekend.
Though, they still go to great lengths to avoid being photographed together.
We just wanna smack the snot out of them!
You think you're better than Brangelina????
We think not!
[Image via Matrix Photos.]
Posted: April 28, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Nice pic…
FIRST
yoo
I guess I should take the advice I get from other posters when I criticize you, Perez: if you don't like them, ignore them.
But it's too much fun to point out how incredibly ugly and vapid you are, Fudge Packer!!!!!!!!!!!
way better than brangelina!!!
9th!!
Weren't you kissing her ass just last week?
FATASS!!
first!!
You absolute loser!!
YOu think they want to be as 'cool' as Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie!!
Not safe.
I can't ever imagine Chris being in to all that rubbish, he's an absolute sweetheart (yes I have met him) and you have no place to diss him in any way whatsoever.
Shame on you for stooping so low
1st bitches!!!
I agree Perez. I'll hold them down and you smack um.
By the way YOU LOOK GREAT….SO SKINNY. I want to see photos of you in bathing suit on 4th of July. You might be in good enough shape to wear a mankini…would you dare??
XOXO
HAHA
Re: highlander – He is pretty ugly, isn't he!!
He's probably on this "diet" so he can find his asshole. Hasn't been wiped in YEARS!!!
they are both total douche-clowns
3rd!
God damn, she's annoying; pretentious as all hell & has saggy boobs, too.
I don't get this. I understand trying to avoid the papparazi but these two take it a little far. Married people should spend time together outside of the house away from the kids.
hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! still love her tho.
she probably wears a strap-on…he's such a tool
Yes they're better than Brangelina!!!! At least Gwyneth's not a home wrecker like that slut Angelina!
Mario you sad sap.
They ARE better than Brangelina. They go out of their way to be private citzens.
Didn't you say the same thing about Jennifer Aniston when you were praising her.
Fucking fat too.
So, they don't want to be bothered. So what. That doesn't make them douches, idiot. Freedom of choice.
Douches? Because they are not publicity whores? Because they want some privacy? You're an idiot, perez.
Also, at least no marriages got broken up when Chris and Gwyneth got together..
They don't want the attention. They don't ask for it at times and deny at other times like some celebs.
first
They're not that special.
http://swimchick.net
I don't get it. Why no pics together? Weird.
firstness…maybe, no?
and perez you might lose weight, but you will always have your fugly face.
I would love to smell her coochy
Perez loves cock!
They don't think they're better, they just want privacy like the rest of us do.
I know I agree Perez they are not Brangelina and Gwyneth isn't even a relevant actress anymore. Yet Gwyneth Paltrow actually thinks she's royalty. No one REALLY cares about them as much as they think. When they make scenes like that they are only drawing attention to themselves!
I just love how they whine about their privacy getting intruded. And Gwyneth Paltrow is always talking about everyone invading her life and wanting her privacy yet we don't hear anything about her except when SHE is on every major magazine cover at once, wears extra short dresses up her ass, names her kids weird names and works out with MADONNA. That doens't sound like stuff you'd do if you wanted your privacy that bad. This woman is a joke!
They are WAY better than Brangelina! They got a long way to go before they are THAT bad!
I wouldn't want to be photographed all the time either. Flashing lights are annoying as hell.
Oh, please. She happy to be free from Brad Pitts publicity crap and with a real man who doesn't crave attention. All of Brad Ugly pitt's relationships have been way too public.
They are more talented than Brangelina!
And why do people want to know about these two. Who are they and why do we care?
I like em. They are private people. Respect it fatso.
have you ever taken into account that all those flashes going off are really fucking bright…seriously, it's not always that they don't want you to see their faces dumb ass
they are 100 times better than brangelina !! They don't shove their kids up our asses and lecture people on how to live life and where to send our hard earned money! They try and keep a low profile and there is NOTHING wrong with that. It may appear boring and pretentious to you but it's the complete opposite. In fact they show a great deal of respect for their family by not posing and sucking up to the papz! They don't let the papz get the money shot off of them unlike brangelina. I'll take Gwyneth and her "short dresses" over a trampy vixen like jolie anyday.
Why knock them if they don't want to be photographed every waking second? I'm thrilled they aren't photo op whores like everyone else.
Boring!!
Let me tell you Perez just how much of a douche Gwyneth Paltrow is: she actually admitted a few years ago to using decoys that look like her to throw the paparazzi off! She is not Madonna or Britney Spears! When they asked Leonardo DiCaprio about it he was like "that's ridiculous". Gwyneth Paltrow thinks she is royalty.
Way too pretentious and obnoxious I remember we all HATED her in the late 90s when she was everywhere. Tha'ts why her career is dead, now she keeps trying ot make a comeback but the only way she gets attention is with her stupid pretentious anti American pro british statements in the press and her stupid baby names and atrocious fashion sense. The most transparent woman in the bus. I'd take Brnagelina before this douchebag couple. Atleast they aren't as annoying.
They aren't holier than thou. They're inside a car. I don't want to be photographed inside a car either. If they were on a red carpet and covered their faces, that would be a different story. And as we've seen plenty lately, Gwyneth smiles and poses on the red carpet with the best of them. You can be such a bitch, perez.
Gwyneth….uggg, she's such a pretentious asshole.
And I suppose Brangelina don't have that holier-than-thou attitude…
What's wrong with you José, or whatever your real name is. Are you getting your period? PMS? They are thousand times classier than Brangelina.
BRANGELINA ARE ATTENTION GRABBING WHORES WHO PIMP THEIR CHILDREN THINKING THEY ARE SO RIGHTEOUS AND PERFECT. THEY ARE SCUM PIGS LIKE YOU PEREZ DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION. WHY SHOULD GWYNETH AND CHRIS BE INSULTED JUST BECAUSE THEY DONT WANT TO WHORE THEMSELVES FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS. THEY HAVE KIDS AND ARE HAPPY TOGETHER. NOTHING WRONG WITH A QUIET LIFE. LET THEM BE YOU GROSS DISGUSTING WHORE NESTING FAG.
i think theyre pretty professional about it
Re: Haley –
If they don't want the "celeb status" then they need to quit accepting those big paychecks and go get a regular job. After that, no one will know who they are and they can go out without having their picture taken. There! Problem solved!
Gwyneth is always seen as arrogant simply because she is actually quite a shy person. I met her once at the Ivy in London and she was really lovely an friendly too. She has warmth and a soul unlike Brad and Angelina the most overrated couple in the world today.
Re: Miu – YOU WERE CLEARLY RAPED IN THE ASS AS A 2 YEAR OLD CHILD TO SPEW THAT SHIT YOU WORTHLESS BRAINDEAD FUCKING IDIOT
wow….and we have another example of perez hating on someone for absolutely no reason! looove gwyneth and chris martin AND coldplay. shove it perez.
Re: Miu – You sound really ignorant and stupid. Just because someone is doing a job that puts them in the spotlight does not mean they have to live every moment in it. If they are having a romantic night together outside of their home what business is it of yours? Maybe you need to find a life instead of reading all the unnecessary rubbish about them.
What is the big effin' deal?! We know your in love and happily married, blah blah, so just show up together in public already! Neither one of you are secrets and besides when I see someone trying to avoid being photographed together this makes me think that they are ashamed to be seen with one another. Hmmm….Like Pete should shove Ashlee away from him when a flashbulb goes off! HA ha!!
Re: melissa – it's funny how you're talking about attention seeking when you've put all of your message in capitals, just so people will cast attention to it.
in short: shut up, dick.
So they don't want to sell out their relationship or their children for profit (aka "charity") like Brangelina???? "Holier than thou?" Actually, yeah, if the "thou" is you–or Brang.
they just want some privacy jeez.
how do you get the idea they think they are better than anyone else….just because they shield their faces from bright flashbulbs????! sounds like common sense to me.
by the way fatass, her last name is spelled PALTROW, not platrow like you have it on your article
What is with them and not being photographed together.. ok - so they are not public people - so don't go looking to get photographed, but goodness, they ARE married and have 2 children - what's is the big deal…. prima donnas or what?
I don't understand you Perez.
How can you call yourself a journalist? Or even associate yourself with them? It's absurd.
I don't understand how just because a celebrity couple does not want to be photographed in public they are trying to be like Angelina & Brad?
Whatever.
i like her and admire her as a peer but she is a bit self important……..they think the more they hide the more u'll want them……i think she does this to keep people believing they are so publicly desirable. i would expect this from someone else, not the girl from shallow hal. but i guess it works, here she is and here we are.
Way better than Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. They are old news!!!
I dont understand just what do these two numbskulls think they are doing to us by not being photographed together ? She is looking so fucking fug lately it is really shocking, Fishy is into her mother before our eyes
what did she do oh yeah braid her hair for some dumb shakespear movie and got dumped by Brad pit,
they should get divorced!
by the way they are both losing career momentum because of this stuff …pretty soon everyone is going to agree with them in that they are not worth photographing so be careful what you wish for kids
The are better than Mangelina & Brad because they don't parade their kids around in front of the paps.
oops I meant to say she is turning into her mother sowwy
i love gwennie and Chris
Angelina is a WHORE who WHORES out her kids then complaints when they get photographed FUCK ANGELINA AND HER WHORED OUT KIDS
Why is that Perez? Because they don't want to pimp themselves and their kids on every magazine cover on this planet like the Jolie-Pitts whose behinds you are so obviously kissing all the time? Yeah, I do think they're better than Brangelina.
Why would they want to be like them? They just didn't want their picture taken
And you hate them WHY??? Because she are a fat ugly fuck??
you make me angry
at least you're giving Chris Martin a little publicity the day before the release of Coldplay's first single, Violet Hill
I wish I was Gwyn!!!
PS. Why do so many Perez haters even bother writing comments? The fatass/gay comments are getting just a TEENSY bit cliche. and a lot ignorant.
They are talented people that want a private life who cares. Your beloved Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are famous for being attractive, like seriously whats the last good movie either of them have done?
Oh my LOL! This is too funny
Re: Miu – Why would they get a 'normal' job when they are so talented. No one can deny the talents of Chris Martin. If they were famous for the sake of it then fair enough, diss them when they don't want their photo taken, but these guys are one of the few 'celebrities' who are famous due to their talent.
Leave them alone
Yeah… you definitely misused the term "holier than thou."
OMG , these two are so nothing that you keep talking and talking about brangelina , losersssssssssssssssssssssssss.
THANK GOD for this post….I can't stand Gwyneth and her too-good-for you 'tude. She's a frozen has-been
He's ugly but that is all this no-self-image plainster is going to get. No one really cares about them as a couple. They act like they are in the same league with Brad, Ang, and Madonna. No one really cares about Guy, too. These British men are washed out and nothing to write home about.
When you try to hide, you only call more attention to yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ohhhhh maybe they just wanted privacy!!!
Maybe they dont even THINK of Brangelina.
Perez, grow the fuck up. They didn't want to be photographed. Damn, I wouldn't either.
Just out of curiousity, my entire life i've never heard Gwyneth EVER compare herself to Angie. Or anyone except you.
Re: melissa – I used to write in all caps too — but then I got an education. Go get me my coffee, slave.
what the hell does this have to do with brad and angelina?
not everyone is a snivelling fame/attention whore like you and brangelina are, perez.
aren't you guys bored and tired of this site yet? Perez is so over.
Re: ha ha – I just really don't get what's so funny about this???????? Please explain since I'm really missing something.
recently in an interview gwyneth was quoted saying that she and her husband don't like going ut in public. she gave some excuse that i can't remember. oh i think it was about how "down to earth she is" something like that.
Re: ColdplayFan – Oh, you're only supposed to comment if you like what's being said, or if you like Perez?? What happened to freedom of speech? And wouldn't that be a tad boring if it was all about praising Perez? I'll bet most of those "Perez lover" posts are from him anyway. There can't possibly be that many dopes without a clue in this world, could there be????
They ARE better than stupid Brangelina!
Re: GIBBYWIBBY – Learn to spell, bitchbag!
Just because they don't want to be photographed together and aren't media whores does not make them "douches." Respect their privacy. They smile and pose at events, they should not have to be hounded by the media at all times. If they choose not to be photographed together and feel that is something they need for their relationship then you have to respect that.
Gwyneth Paltrow is the most disgusting form of hypocrite on the planet. She's a Fame Whore~ but wants us to believe somehow that she's Jackie O in exile in London. This Yenta Bitch is a disgrace to both continents!
It would be so GREAT never to see or hear from her again. Ta Ta, tramp.
They are SOOO much better then Brad and that skank he's married too…wait are they married?? Oh who cares…not everyone wants they're entire life publisized. They just wanted to go to dinner, is that so wrong? your a douche
"You think you're better than Brangelina????" How the fuck is that comment even relevent? Just leave them alone Perez you fat asshole. Big suprise - they don't want fuck heads like you following them around all day, talking shit about them etc…
It's an idiotic ploy to get more publicity. If they say no one will ever get a picture of them together, then everyone will try to get one. If they just stand there and pose, people will get bored of them and stop trying. Guh. And people feed into it. Morons.
JUST BECAUSE THERE NOT ATTENTION HO'S DOENT MEAN THERE DOUOCHES!!!! GOOD GOD GROW UP!!! I LIKE THEM MORE BECAUSE OF IT!
I love them BOTH.
They aren't attention whores like other celebrities. So what if they want a little privacy?