On the Market

Filed under: Love Line > Kathy Griffin

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Attention fellas: Kathy Griffin is single again!

The D-List star and and Apple co-founder, billionaire Steve Wozniak, are over.

In fact, they are so over that Wozniak went and married somebody else!

"He is an awesome guy, but I have to say he is in the friends category now," says Griffin. "As a matter of fact, I got an email last week from him, and he is going to marry someone else… I think he might be married. I don’t really know that for sure, though."

Could money not buy Steve the love of Kathy?

Or, was Kathy just not able to seal the deal???

She could've been a Mrs. Billionaire!!!!

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Apr 28, 2008 at 3:00 pm / Email this  »

    99 comments to “On the Market”

    1. s says – reply to this


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      friends my ass

    2. DMAN says – reply to this


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      SHE FUCKIN' ROCKS!

    3. NIKKI says – reply to this


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      =)

    4. julz says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    5. blah blah says – reply to this


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      eww shes sooo ugly!!!

    6. aj says – reply to this


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      so she isn't a gold digger thats good to know.

    7. MILENA says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!

    8. D says – reply to this


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      1st

    9. awww says – reply to this


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      that sucks!

    10. dean gardner says – reply to this


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      Sounds like he was two-timing her. It's his loss.

    11. Lov it says – reply to this


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      First

    12. iloveVPN says – reply to this


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      hiiiiiii

    13. sgffe says – reply to this


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      first

    14. Porterville CA says – reply to this


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      Oh no!!!!!!!! I was really wishing she had found love. She deserves it.

    15. francie says – reply to this


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      4th?!

    16. the truth says – reply to this


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      It will all work out for Kathy. She is a survivor

    17. Janet says – reply to this


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      Kathy is better off without him. He will be in divorce court before long….hope he got a pre-nup!!! Kathy, you rock!!!

    18. mjn says – reply to this


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      That's gotta hurt! She has taken the high road though..gotta give her that!

    19. EYESLIKEJEWELS says – reply to this


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      SHE IS A NUT JOB……………….AND HE FOUND A WAY OUT! HE IS LUCKY

    20. lizzie says – reply to this


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      sad douche.

    21. jeffechicago says – reply to this


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      I'm so sad for her….

    22. Amanda says – reply to this


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      Yuck who would date her?? Gross shes so annoying.

    23. Preesi says – reply to this


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      Shes free to date Adnan

    24. WASHED UP HAG says – reply to this


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      NO ONE CARES…

    25. minority says – reply to this


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      Re: GIBBYWIBBY – You wanted attention? well, why don't you add blacks, latinos, asians and women to that list. There are tons of them here reading this site

    26. Meghann says – reply to this


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      I want to lick it!!!! Yum!! Yum!!

    27. rebecca says – reply to this


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      i'm sure it was fun while it lasted :O)

    28. MARSHALL says – reply to this


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      wow can we say she needs to tan/????

    29. holy crap! says – reply to this


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      Holy Shit!!! It's raining like a motherfucker outside!!! :|

    30. Victoria says – reply to this


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      I guess the "Victoria's Secret" panties didn't work. Poor Kathy :(

    31. Tina Jones says – reply to this


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      Has anyone seen this guy?? EWWW…….there isnt enough money in the world that would make waking up to that every morning worth while!!!!!! He can keep his money and his fat self!

    32. Oh the shame! says – reply to this


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      Dayum, wtf happened. I didn't even know they had broke up, and he's married someone different already? LOL, what a slap in the face, and she tries to act like she could be less interested. If that's the case, how does she know he's married another woman already.

    33. douchenozzle says – reply to this


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      Kathy, I want to be your Main Gay!

    34. anonymous says – reply to this


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      perez get the fuck off this planet you goddamn cocksucker i swear to god if i ever see you in person im gonna fuck you up you little shitfuck

    35. Fah says – reply to this


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      she should maryy him he could buy her 6 emmys and 2 oscars 5 goldenglobes

    36. JEWISH GIRL says – reply to this


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      Re: GIBBYWIBBY – WE NEED TO GET RID OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU….
      BECAREFUL NOT TO HAVE KIDS BECAUSE URS MIGHT COME OUT LIKE THAT,!! HEADS UP

    37. u nver know where this may take her says – reply to this


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      was good for her, no matter how it turned out i and many others see her differently now. before i never thought of her as a female…just a joker….now she has weight…..run with it!!!

    38. JohnnyDo says – reply to this


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      There is something very sexy about Kathy Griffin's unattractiveness that makes me want to put it in her butt! Maybe the fire crotch!?!?!?

    39. Jet Washington says – reply to this


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      She went out and got Sexy Panties from Victoria Secret and a new pack of batteries to make her feel better :)

    40. God says – reply to this


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      Re: GIBBYWIBBY – Karma's a bitch….I got my eyes on you…………tick tock…tick tock…..

    41. Kali says – reply to this


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    42. BW says – reply to this


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      Re: GIBBYWIBBY
      Please Please Please, go to school. It's "they're" not "their." Damn you're dumb.

    43. Page says – reply to this


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      That guy is a fat, revolting warthog. She would have just been with him for the $. She's better off without him.

    44. MADONNA says – reply to this


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      come to mama, I would date this hot bitch…

    45. edDanger says – reply to this


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      She beyond sucks. Not funny. Never has been. Dude's apple boy and shouldn't be banging some dumb, unfunny, hag. Especially if they get married and he'd stand to lose half his bucks. He probably got really tired of her annoying ass voice. I wish she would die.

    46. scarlettsteffy says – reply to this


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      I'll bet he tried for some sex… and we know where KG stands on the nasty!

    47. MARIAH CARY says – reply to this


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      Re: GIBBYWIBBY – now think about it would GOD BLESS YOU… I think not with thoughts like that you are the scum of the earth. and even you deserves a chance to live on this planet. and if you want someone for testing maybe it should be someone with views and thoughts like yours. GOD BLESS YOU anyway you'll need it with thoughts like yours.

    48. RayEMT says – reply to this


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      Kathy is one HOT REDHEAD. I date her in a New York MIN

    49. gina says – reply to this


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      Maybe not but…Steve is a very hard man to look at. I actually think that this show's Kathy's character by not marrying someone she could not have been in love with just for the money. Perez, you may judge her but I think the girls alright!!

    50. eric says – reply to this


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      I love her so much! She will be hard pressed to find a straight man that is strong and smart and confident enough to be a good and proper match.If that guy's not out there and Kathy wants to marry a gay man I'm at the front of the line! A sexless marriage with endless mani/pedis,shopping and trips to the spa! Sign me up!! Luv ya Perez-keep on keepin on ( despite the scary stalker/haters leaving comments on here…!) Luv you too Kathy like every other good decent gay man in America…!

    51. truth says – reply to this


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      she is the biggest fack, NOT FUNNEY AND HER IRELAND SHOW WAS A FARCE,DOUBLE NEG D LIST BECAUSE SHE SUCKS AND SHE KNOWS IT AND THE BOYFRIEND RAN FOR THE HILLS ……………….

    52. I have a secret says – reply to this


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      Hey, you know what? The secret is that "Victoria's Secret" doesn't work when you're fuckin ugly! (Unless you buy the black out leather mask with the two zippers.)

    53. wow says – reply to this


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      I love her. I used to despise her. I started watching her show. She's funny as hell!

    54. BoogieWoogie says – reply to this


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      They looked cute together. Ah well the ones I think will last, never do.

    55. hypergirl says – reply to this


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      Color me NOT suprised. I met Steve Wozniak a few years ago at a party and he proceeded to describe to me his elaborate plan to propose to his then-girlfriend, whom he had only been dating for a couple of months (maybe weeks?) and didn't seem all that into him. It was very weird. They seemed 100% not suited for one another and the idea of them being married that quickly was just ridonkulous. He was nice enough, but a very, very odd bird.

    56. SHE NEVER SHUTS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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      The perfect example of why women like her are single. She is ugly but more important like most women she never shuts that piehole!!!!! It drove him away no doubt. blah blah blah, nag nag nag……………………

    57. danni says – reply to this


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      Love kathy griffin,you rock girl!!!!!

    58. Oh hell says – reply to this


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      Could have, should have…..

    59. b says – reply to this


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      the dude was so ugly that even being mrs. trillionare wouldn't have been worth it.

    60. Missy says – reply to this


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      Why anyone would ever get married is beyond my comprehension.

    61. sweet shrimp says – reply to this


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      She is the funniest bitch on the planet right now, maybe neck and neck with Wanda Sykes. Anyways, Wozniak sounds deranged, he's a pathological divorcee. I think he's been married four times now? You're better off without him, honey! And for all you haters. Shut the fuck up and watch her show before you judge her sweet ass.

    62. EVL Dick says – reply to this


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      BUTTERFACE! and duct tape her mouth shut!

      She has a nice body. I'd bang her

    63. LB says – reply to this


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      LOVE HER. She doesn't need his money she has plenty of her own.

    64. Sad says – reply to this


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      Poor kathy! She is too good for him anyway! She rocks!

    65. dg says – reply to this


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      They haven't been together for some time. Steve and his new girlfriend are perfect together! We saw them together back at Macworld in January 2008. Old news. She works for apple - he helped invent it. Perfect.

    66. Anthony says – reply to this


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      I love that red headed bitch! You can do WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better than him Kathy

    67. Lu says – reply to this


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      I love Kathy!!! When is her show comming back on bravo?

    68. freerein says – reply to this


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      Good, now she's free to ger her some HOT after that rebound thing.

    69. PETA says – reply to this


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      Thank God the Apple guy figured out Kathey loves his money that him. He might as well marry a prettier one who loves his money.

    70. jareed says – reply to this


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      I love Kathy. She is one of the funniest ladies today. I saw her in Orange County last year. keep ur chin up girl, he was ugly and fat anyway. You don't need that grief anyway!!!

    71. David says – reply to this


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      Oh no, Kathy!

      That sucks!

      I love her. She can do better. :]

    72. blablabla says – reply to this


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      for his billions…
      .
      HE COULD DO SO MUCH BETTER
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      pay a few million and get some thug to beat this cunt up (not cause she ditched you, just cause she's a cunt)
      PERMANENTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    73. MsWinoPowdersHerNose says – reply to this


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      Kathy Griffin is one of the funniest comediennes ever! I always wondered why she married that other troll. She said once that she liked his height, and that it made her feel secure. Height does not equal ability, contrary to what society believes. I've known some guys that are 5'9" in height and could devastate guys like her ex. Anyway, I hope she finds a man soon.

    74. Alisa says – reply to this


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      Bummer. I had thought it would be cool if they got married.

      On the plus side, she looks really good in the cute white outfit in the photo though and her hair is looking nice too.

    75. hader says – reply to this


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      SHE LOOKS GREAT!!!

    76. Kathy Fan says – reply to this


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      She was smart to escape the sweaty palms of that nasty fat slob of a man.
      Kathy may not be typically "Hollywood cute" but she takes care of herself and she looks good. She has nothing to be ashamed of.
      There's not enough money in the world to make Steve Wozniak sexually appealing.

    77. GIBBYWIBBY says – reply to this


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      I FORGOT TO TELL YOU ALL, I REALLY LIKE TO SUCK MY OWN MOTHER'S CUNT JUICES! SHE'LL SPREAD HER SNATCH WIDE OPEN AND THE JUICY STUFF JUST RUNS DOWN MY THROAT! YUMMY! MOM SAYS MY TONGUE FEELS SOOOOOOOO GOOD SLIDING IN & OUT OF HER CLIT AND I'M BETTER THAN ANY OF MY BROTHERS & SISTERS! EVEN DAD ENJOYS MY TONGUE ACTION AFTER A HEFTY DUMP!

    78. OMG BECKY LOOK AT THAT.. says – reply to this


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      I can only imagine with a mouth like she's got on her that shes probably very vicious. But truth is, I dont know a blasted thing about it, maybe he's gay and the woman he married is really a tranny. eh, I just like giving my opinion. :lol:

    79. stellastar says – reply to this


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      The reincarnation of I LOVE LUCY but shes one i love to hate
      she has the most annoying voice

    80. mozaic says – reply to this


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      Did you guys ever SEE Wozniac? Geez..maybe she just couldn't!

    81. Jeff Gerard says – reply to this


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      Re: GIBBYWIBBY
      Thank you for sharing, Miss Griffin.

    82. steve says – reply to this


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      GUESS WHO PAID FOR HER PLASTIC SURGERY.

    83. uglymofo says – reply to this


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      Re: GIBBYWIBBY

      gibby, you're a stupid bitch

    84. GOOD MAN says – reply to this


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      GLAD IT DIDN'T TAKE HIM LONG TO COME TO HIS SENSES. I ADMIRE THE GUY AND FOR HIM TO SETTLE WITH GRIFFIN IS CRIMINAL. SHE'S A WORLD-CLASS BIZATCH. HE COULD DO SO MUCH BETTER.

    85. shes gross says – reply to this


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      shes gross. reminds me of a female ronald mcdonald

    86. who cares says – reply to this


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      he was stealing money from her

    87. LunaNegra says – reply to this


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      Hasn't the WOZ been married like 4 times already ( I believe)? Doesn't shock me that he is impulsive. I'm guessing his attorney has a file of pre-nups just ready to be signed.

    88. Devin says – reply to this


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      eh, looks like she shook off another asshole. Good for her. She's my fav.

    89. MisterReview.com says – reply to this


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      My turn

    90. Cassie says – reply to this


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      Oh, no, Kathy! It seems like she's doing well, though. I love her. And her show. I can't wait until it's back. :)

    91. lachikadpr says – reply to this


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      She will be Ok, she's strong and though / and looking better than ever

    92. AMO says – reply to this


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      Sounds like there's a story there…

    93. AMO says – reply to this


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      Re: GIBBYWIBBY – Sounds like you're one of them w/ all of your grammatical errors. Heartless bastard!

    94. Dee from Chicago says – reply to this


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      His loss. She is so funny. I hope she finds someone who will appreciate her. I cannot wait for the next season of "My Life on the D List"!!! Kathy rules!

    95. Caspian says – reply to this


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      What's wrong with this post??? Why is the emphasis on how rich that relationship would have made her? Is that really all that matters? WTF is wrong with everybody these days?

    96. Michael says – reply to this


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      That sucks. I was happy for her.

    97. chandra says – reply to this


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      Awwwwwee….poor Kathy…lost out to billions! She couldn't cut it before she had her facelift. She still can't cut it after her facelift. What gives? Ohhhh yes….no personality…yeah…that's right, no personality! That make sme ask the question, Do thespians have any personalities…if they're all into acting? How would anyone know?

    98. novel1 says – reply to this


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      She can't get along with anyone. She's too cheap and mistrusting. She tossed out her former marriage because she was certain he was stealing from her. She probably caught Woz taking too much toilet paper to wipe his own ass. Kathy is a SAD, SAD human and Woz probably woke up to the fact he was dating a JERK.

    99. meggan says – reply to this


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      I LOVEEEEEEEE KATHY! SHE IS AMAZING