Separated At Birth

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Left: Smeagol. Right: Slutty Miley.

    Posted: Apr 28, 2008 at 2:45 pm / Email this  »

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    1. rebecca says – reply to this


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      hahahahaha :D :D::D:D

    2. jan says – reply to this


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      foist!

    3. Jen says – reply to this


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      HA!

    4. dasef says – reply to this


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      efef

    5. Katie says – reply to this


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      LOL

    6. Kristen says – reply to this


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      first???

      and I KNEW that picture looked creepily familiar…

    7. connie says – reply to this


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      hahaha first

    8. promoso.net says – reply to this


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      wow smeagol would sell some vanity fair… he's not even holding a sheet!

    9. lizzy says – reply to this


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      hhahahhaha this is hilarious!!!

    10. Bess says – reply to this


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      Bwa-ha-ha! Very true!!

    11. BRITNEY says – reply to this


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      THIS
      IS
      THE
      FUTURE BRITNEY !!!!…………………

    12. *K* says – reply to this


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      LOL!

    13. Quirky says – reply to this


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      Love it Perez!

    14. Hdh says – reply to this


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      haha totally

    15. Tina says – reply to this


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      Funny, but in the right time…

      you're selfish sometimes perez

    16. emily says – reply to this


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      that little dirty whore.
      she looks creepy.

    17. chels says – reply to this


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      all the miley lovers are gonna FREAK over this
      i LOVE it!!! ahha

    18. lola says – reply to this


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      I thought she looked cute and kinda pretty.

    19. ss says – reply to this


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      hahahahahaha

    20. Julia Allison says – reply to this


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      That's uncreative. Silly.

    21. cdt says – reply to this


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      ha!! for sure she looks like a waking dead

    22. Maria says – reply to this


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      haha!!
      so right!!
      i hate it how people think she is all inoccent and shit. fucking annoying as hell!
      look at her!! slut much?

    23. Geminat.com says – reply to this


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      she does look like the Spawn of Marylin Manson
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      http://geminat.com

    24. swishstick says – reply to this


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      Second!!!!

    25. g-unit says – reply to this


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      best "separated at birth" yet!!!!!!!! I love you perez!!!!

    26. HATER says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHAHAH
      i love it!

    27. POOR PEREZ says – reply to this


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      POOOR PEREZ HE HAS NOT LIFE

    28. CJOYLD says – reply to this


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      First!
      &oh SO truee :) Haha.

      But the real question is.. are you going to kiss Miley's ass when you actually meet her???

    29. me says – reply to this


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      fiiiiiiiiiiiiiirst

    30. haaaaaaaaaa! says – reply to this


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      HAHAHA!

      WORD!!!

      Nothing worse than an UGLY slut.

    31. Carolinagirl says – reply to this


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      Perez you're an asshole.
      Leave Miley alone- you're trying to make her into a Britney which she's not.

    32. marianne says – reply to this


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      Ok is it just me or does it look like she has kool-aid mouth on that pic?
      Did someone get a little sloppy with the photoshop brush?

    33. Star says – reply to this


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      Perez, you are such a dildo head. Would you get off of the Miley subject already? It isn't like she is showing her snatch or something.

    34. jp says – reply to this


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      Any regular person possesing these kind of pictures of their daughter would be arrested for possesion of child porn.

    35. Sass says – reply to this


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      You are such an ass Perez. You're slandering a 15-year-old MINOR. I wish they could arrest you for the pain you cause people.

    36. ASSHOLE!!!! says – reply to this


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      Geez Perez!!! She's 15 years old!!! How could this young child piss you off so bad? You a little jealous of her??? Maybe???? Just a little????
      You suck!!

    37. Jen Jen says – reply to this


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      With that messed up hair and lipstick she looks like she's on a child porn site.

    38. Dooks says – reply to this


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      ROTFL!!!!!!! hahahahahahhahaha…

    39. Maria says – reply to this


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      hahahaha niiice

    40. gigi says – reply to this


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      stop calling the poor girl a slut

    41. Jaclyn says – reply to this


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      HAAHAHHAHA
      i hate miley
      and this made my day :)

    42. Laura says – reply to this


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      sluttttttttttttttttt

    43. Sara says – reply to this


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      OMG loooooool You rock Perez!!

    44. R. Doza says – reply to this


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      I can't tell which one is which!

    45. Savannah says – reply to this


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      lmfao !

    46. jackie says – reply to this


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      That's so mean, but funny and kind of true.

    47. sandy henderson says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHA

    48. sarah from ireland says – reply to this


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      First

    49. kimmers says – reply to this


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      hehehe.

      yeah…what is up with her sickly color? everybody thinks that annie liebovitz is such an arty and amazing photographer….i agree with some, but some are just awful. like this. it could have been better, miley's not an unattractive girl. just the lighting & setup is bad.

    50. malik says – reply to this


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      hahaha omg perez you are so funny! wow where do get these things! i love you.

    51. mjn says – reply to this


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      That's Gollum….he used to be Smeagol. Yes, I guess this means I am a geek.

    52. Cerag says – reply to this


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      That's fucking amazing!

    53. arden says – reply to this


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      second

    54. Darrell says – reply to this


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      Nice : )

    55. biq says – reply to this


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      PEREZ!THAT IS HILARIOUS!!

    56. Kaye says – reply to this


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      I can't wait for this little whore's 15 minutes to be OVER

    57. Nicole says – reply to this


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      TOO FUNNY!! LMAO!!

    58. snowden says – reply to this


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      I like the lipstick on Smeagol.

    59. amanda says – reply to this


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      ew. what a ho!

    60. Magz says – reply to this


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      thats jus stupid

    61. colleen says – reply to this


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      oh my

    62. hehehe says – reply to this


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      1st hehe

      shes a bitchh

    63. alright says – reply to this


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      This is getting a little ridiculous.

    64. heather says – reply to this


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      bbahahhahah smeagol

    65. MIA says – reply to this


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      YOU SO FUNNY!!!! MYLEY CYRUS IS A WHORE!!!!!!!!

    66. cassie says – reply to this


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      gah she looks terrible. who ever did her makeup should be fired!

    67. Stevie says – reply to this


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      OMG! haha miley so looks like GOLLEM aka SMEAGOL!! wow EW!

    68. MH says – reply to this


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      Way Harsh!! lol

    69. Kelsi says – reply to this


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      ugh, so sad…
      she does kindof look like my favorite character from LOTR though,. hahaha.

    70. ange says – reply to this


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      She looks like she got drunk and has just lost her virginity. She looks bloated from too much booze. Not conveying the best message to her Disney fans. Methinks she's trying to break away from her Disney contract…………….

    71. isabella says – reply to this


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      wow Perez, that's low! I think she's beautiful. It's not like she's NAKED. People need to get a grip.

    72. lol says – reply to this


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      she is trying to hard to be sexy. cant she at least wait until 17 like britney to be a slut.

    73. padraig says – reply to this


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      perez she looks good shut up! ¬.¬

    74. LULU says – reply to this


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      LMFAO!!!
      ROFL!

    75. DAMN yOU pEREZ!! says – reply to this


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      dont forget your picture Perez!!!

    76. Jennie says – reply to this


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      hahahahaha! Miley looks sick in this picture.

    77. colleen says – reply to this


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      Brooke Sheilds got the same shit when she starred in the blue lagoon at 15. Miley's beautiful, talented and believe it or not, her music and TV show sends positive messages to young girls. Something most TV and music is missing these days. My daughter loves her and I'm glad.

    78. Hannah Montana's snatch says – reply to this


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      No shit. This bitch is so ugly, annoying and over rated. Can wait til she's pregnant or in rehab…the little slut. Heard the Jonas brothers triple teamed her. One in each hole. That big mouth of her could probably fit 3 dicks.

    79. claire says – reply to this


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      smeagol is miley's new brother!
      hahahahahha

    80. Hahaha says – reply to this


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      Haha. You're such an ass, Perez.

      Loves!

    81. red_diablo says – reply to this


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      it says no comments…………but when i click on it to see how many of you say……..first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…..theres actually 70 comments….lol….

    82. stace says – reply to this


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      She's not slutty. Slut is such a demeaning word and shouldn't be tossed around.

      There are no private parts showing. She is a 15 year old *teenager* . Lay off. I don't think the photo is slutty at all.

    83. Jason says – reply to this


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      How about smutliey?

    84. amy says – reply to this


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      This isn't fair, Perez she is 15. you should not be calling her a slut!! I think she is just comming into her own and is trying to figure out how much she can get away with.. it is experimentation. Not slutty.. What were you doing at 15? Oh and like at 15 you would of told Anne Lebowitz no you werent doing the picture her way… give me a break please.. You would do it now to be on vanity fair.

    85. bianca says – reply to this


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      i'm glad this is the message we send to our young children…that posing naked for the world is a goal. she's lamer than lame.

    86. travesty donahue says – reply to this


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      Thank you, thank you, thank you. She is so average to plain looking it kills me. There are a million prettier teenage girls who could do what she does. God only knows why everyone rides her dick……
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      Oh yeah, guess its her dad.
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      *NEWSFLASH*The Country music industry/military industrial complex/Disney Corp. are in bed together. Thanks for playing >:(

    87. TrickSlut says – reply to this


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      IDENTICAL TWINS !!!

    88. v b says – reply to this


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      Re: MariaJealous much?? I bet you're a slut because noone hits you up for seconds and you give it away so fast that they don't have a chance to love you like you want them to. You're so lonely that you mistake sex for love. Got plenty of sex, huh? But you know you'll NEVER be really loved because you're already USED UP and the only thing you're good for now is a warm hole!!
      ~just sayin~ ;)

    89. rebecca says – reply to this


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      lol! perez you just cheered me up BIG TIME!

    90. MAZZA says – reply to this


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      SHE LOOKS LIKE THE JOCKER….HAHA.

    91. Astri says – reply to this


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      She looks more like the excorsist {IN THAT PIC}!! LMAO

    92. Bob says – reply to this


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      She looks so good with black hair. Wish for Miley to show more facial expressions in her photos!

    93. s says – reply to this


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      is she slutty cause she's 15 ? or just cause all of hollywood is slutty?
      i think the picture is lovely and would be just fine if she was 18, no one would be calling her slutty or ugly or anything else

    94. Annie Lesbian says – reply to this


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      Disney's pissed off because they're not going to see any of the money that VF rakes in from this photo shoot.

    95. cass says – reply to this


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      lol..good.one..why didnt I think of that ….

    96. charlotte says – reply to this


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      TOTALLY AGREE HERE!

    97. MAZZA says – reply to this


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      close resemblance. Heath is better looking though.

    98. auntie val says – reply to this


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      oh pp. you are so right on. poor little hickster - she done made a majah no no.

    99. debbie says – reply to this


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      haha!!

      youre too creative!

    100. Disgusted says – reply to this


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      Dear Perez,
      I am thoroughly disgusted that you would stoop so low as to compare a Leibowitz photograph with a character from "Lord of the Rings". I hardly think you know the value of her photography and how she has revolutionized the industry. I admire Miley for taking a bold stance and doing what ANYBODY who has common sense would have done in her situation and took direction from Leibowitz. Your new name for Miley Cyrus ("Slutty Miley") is also something I take offense to. She is not offering sex to any boy who will have her and by placing that word in front of her name, you also place those implications on her character. I hope that you stop using such foul words to describe a girl who did a photo shoot that was bold and artsy for one of the most respected magazines in the industry.

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