A Soccer Star and 3 Tranny Hos

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Hot mess alert!

According to reports, Brazilian soccer star Ronaldo recently met with Rio de Janeiro cops to answer questions about a run-in he had with 3 tranny hookers.

Classic!

You can't make this shizz up!

Ronaldo met the 3 tranny hos on Sunday at an upscale bar in Rio. He was so impressed by the 'ladies' that he agreed to a night of fun with them at a motel. He claims that it wasn't til they got to the motel that he discovered they were, um, lads.

A police source says that once Ronaldo discovered the truth, he offered them about $600 each to leave. Two of the three accepted. The other, named Andrea, demanded $30,000 from Ronnie.

That ingrate!

Andrea's claiming that Ronnie knew he was getting trannys and that she has a 'receipt' to prove it (ha…yeah, like that can't be doctored).

She also claims Ronaldo was using drugs.

Prostitution is not illegal in Brazil, by the way.

Ronaldo acknowledges that he knew the trio were prostitutes (just not the tranny kind).

Brazilian media is reporting that Ronaldo told a police officer he feared the episode could end his career.

Police chief Carlos Augusto Nogueira Pinto said, "Ronaldo's testimony is more reliable. From zero to 10, I give his testimony a nine…But he committed no crime at all, it was immoral at best."

Not to all you menz hiring hos: Check your chick to see if she has a dick before you take her home!

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    Posted: Apr 29, 2008 at 11:45 am / Email this  »

    175 comments to “A Soccer Star and 3 Tranny Hos”

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    1. Thalita says – reply to this


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      Hey Perez………………
      Prostitution IS illegal in Brazil!!!
      If you don't know, don't say!

    2. mitcha says – reply to this


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      Perez,
      prostitution is not legal in Brazil but murder someone pratically is ..

    3. Daniel Cobalto says – reply to this


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      Please, forgive the Brazilian stupids.
      We don't know how to exterminate this plague ¬¬'

      But, about Ronaldo I say just one thing: FAIL LOL
      Why, do you ask? Simple, we have trannys that look like women, but he choose 3(!) that don't! =D

    4. melinda says – reply to this


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      How come men can never tell a tranny from a real female? I know 2 trannies and I could tell what they were straight off the bat! What a twat.

    5. luciana says – reply to this


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      "Prostitution is not illegal in Brazil, by the way."

      Wrong information Perez, prostitution is illegal in Brazil.

      Be carefull with what u write…

      Luciana from Brazil

    6. Andressa T. says – reply to this


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      Perez is just saying stupid stuff cuz he's a fat queer and he wishes ronaldo in bed with him!!!

      uuuhhhhhhh…….

      you're SO ridiculous!!!!!!!!!!!

    7. Brazil Smells like poverty says – reply to this


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      peeeeeeeu! I can smell it from here! All the people that say how great it is , all live here like the mexicans. Soooo proud, that's why they ran from their shithole for freebies and a better life. Thanks for the whores though! Don't foget Brazil was the last country to abolish slavery and still hate blacks. look at their govt. They also hid nazis and other criminals. It's beautiful except for the kidnappers and street kids by the thousands who try and pickpocket you. I am glad the police take them away for good. Pele was gay too!

    8. Kaniesha says – reply to this


      108

      Eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…that is some sick shit!

    9. Brown thief says – reply to this


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      Re: cordy – I will give you a shiney nickel for a hand job.

    10. Caio says – reply to this


      110

      This Perez just says shit!
      i bet that this poofter, would love to have brazilian dicks on his ass!

    11. come on!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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      OMG he must have been LOADED because that bitch is SO obviously a dude it screams out at you

    12. Mandy says – reply to this


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      this doesnt suprise me, and for him to be fearing that it will ruin his career…his career has been over for ages.

    13. HE LIKES DICK says – reply to this


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      RONALDO likes DICK!!!!!!!! do some research on his MYSPACE PAGE!!!!!!!! HELLO!! they most likely tried to set him up. Everyone knows Ronlado gets down on the low

    14. Mya says – reply to this


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      "Prostitution is not illegal in Brazil, by the way."

      So wrong …
      In brazil prostituion IS illegal … You can be great at gossip, but I think that's all you can do …

    15. femme says – reply to this


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      geez, perez. do you have to be so transphobic? you couldn't come up with anything better then 'tranny ho.' not really any different then everyone calling you a fag on the comments, except, you're in the media. so be a role model. srsly.

    16. ESTER says – reply to this


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      You should do some reasearch before you write something about a contry. Prostitution is NOT legal in Brazil…

    17. Marinna Cavalli says – reply to this


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      OMFG, you - other brazillians - should be ashamed for know so little about our country constitution, prostitution IS LEGAL, YES, LEGAL, IN BRAZIL. What it's ilegal is pimping, a man(or a woman) cannot force another person to sell their body, but if I want to be a prostitute it's totally LEGAL!!!
      C'mon people, you have to show north americans(and the rest of the world to) that you ar not a bunch of ignorant apes!

    18. Jojo says – reply to this


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      Perez, Prostitution is illegal YES.
      I'm Brazilian. many women go to jail because of this, even that this is really hard to control. just to you know.
      but. yes. Ronald should check this before. it was not a big clitoris!

    19. gustavo medeiros says – reply to this


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      I DON'T like Ronaldo. And WE (brazilian ppl) is ashemd for him. I don't give a shit if he's goin out with prostitutes, but… using drugs?! come on, man! spend your money with some thing better. actually, i think he should give his money to poor ppl from Natal-RN (BRAZIL) which is such an amazing place. perez, come to natal-rn brazil! we would love to go out partyin with u! call me up or send me an email, ok? hugs.

    20. RichiePooDeNashVegas says – reply to this


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      I don't get it! I would SOOOOOOOO sleep with him for free!

    21. Amy says – reply to this


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      Prostitution is illegal in Brazil…. don't be stupid

    22. Fernanda says – reply to this


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      It's just sad what happened to Ronaldo.
      But he's not the first and won't be the last man to get a prostitute in the street and find out later, "she's" a man.
      He's still a great athlete and a soccer ledgend. That's all that really matters

    23. Rafa says – reply to this


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      Prostitution is illegan in Brazil. It is a very sad idea people have about the country. Unfortunatelly, corruption leads to not punish, but it is illegal.

    24. Fernanda says – reply to this


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      *legend
      sorry! =)

    25. Bruna says – reply to this


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      Hello , Perez!
      I'm Brazilian and can asure you prostitution is ILLEGAL in our country. What you just posted isn't helping to stop prostitution! You deserve us an apology! I have to say Im very disapointed at you!

    26. Bruna says – reply to this


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      You owe* us an apology!

    27. Mariana says – reply to this


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      Prostitutions IS ABSOLUTELY NOT LEGAL in Brazil!!!!!!!!!

    28. Brazil is a whore says – reply to this


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      everyones had a piece! portugal, spain, france, dutch etc… the men are good for dealing drugs, cutting grass and washing cars. The women make good whores, at least when they shave. They should go back to a dictatorship! maybe they will get shit done. Ronaldo looks like a fat chipmunk and a gay one too!

    29. Flávia D. says – reply to this


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      que gente burra, não conhecem a lei de seu próprio país!

      prostitution is not illegal in brazil, really!!!

      PIMPING is!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      http://direitoetrabalho.com/2007/02/prostituta-nao-profissional-do-sexo

    30. Ana says – reply to this


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      "prostitution isnt illegal in Brazil"??? Where in the heck did u hear that??? Im a brazilian and I know that shit aint legal there, buddy!
      Check your sources before passing on shit like that!!!

    31. Ana says – reply to this


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      actually,i'm from brasil,and YES,prostitution IS illegal.
      But the police is too busy stealing to make something about that.
      Btw,if you are a prostitute in the Ipanema beach,theres a big chance youll be raped and murdered by some drunk guy.
      Yes,Rio de Janeiro is like that. Violence,hos,and…more violence.
      I dont know why Americans think that Brazil is what rappers show in their videos.

    32. moi says – reply to this


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      Prostitution IS ILLEGAL in Brazil! Check your facts first! Nothing happened to him because hes a celebrity! Thats how things work over there! You have a lot money ,you getr away with almost everything! One thing you didn't mention is that Ronaldo HAS a girlfriend now! Ha! Biotch!

    33. taneesha says – reply to this


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      Re: Brazil Smells like poverty – Ouch! Sounds like motherfucker did not get any in Brazil! I think you are soooo freaking fugly, nobody even glanced at you when you went there. Poor little piece of shit! How about you go to Darfur do some good to the world? Life is beautiful, even if you are clearly NOT!

    34. brazilian bikini says – reply to this


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      Re: Brazil is a whore – Now. You. Are. So. Repulsive.
      Your comments are made after you hit the pipe. You are a crackhead. We wax, motherfucker. And we have good and great people. Too bad your family had a baby raper. And you were the baby. Poor you. Too much hate kills you. Now, go and die. Away from Brazil.

    35. Marcia says – reply to this


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      Re: Brazil is a whore – Ouch, dude! You sound a bit nazi! Hate kills you!

    36. BRown says – reply to this


      136

      Prostitute is illegal in Brasil!!

    37. luana silva says – reply to this


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      PROSTITUTION IN BRAZIL IS ILLEGAL…..IM BRAZILIAN AND U SHOULD CHECK THINGS FIRST THEM SAY TO THE WORLD…JUST GOT DISAPPOINTED AT U PEREZ…

    38. DANIEL says – reply to this


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      Do you know Brazil??
      Do you know our laws??
      How can you say "Prostitution is not illegal in Brazil, by the way."???

      It's as legal as in NY, I suppose.
      Or did you forget about NY's governor and Ashlee Dupree?
      xoxo,
      Daniel.

    39. Carol is fucking stupid says – reply to this


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      Re: Carol – SUA GRANDE BURRA IGNORANTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! É "CLANDESTINO" SIM, OS PUTEIROS SÃO REGISTRADOS COMO "CASA DE DANÇA" O QUE ACONTECE DEPOIS É CRIME SUA ANTA, SE BATER FISCALIZAÇÃO VAI TODO MUNDO PRESO AMEBA, NÃO BATE FISCALIZAÇÃO PORQUE ROLA PROPINA BURRA, SE É QUE VC SABE O QUE É ISSO, SE É QUE VC CONSEGUE LER, U CAN´T BE THAT KNIVE, SERIOUSLY, HOW OLD R U, 10 BITCH???????????????????

    40. WRONG PEREZ! says – reply to this


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      Prostitution is NOT allowed in Brazil!
      It's a crime.
      I'm brazillian btw

    41. WONDER TWIN says – reply to this


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      IS IT JUST ME OR DOES RONALDO LOOK LIKE THAT TRANNY! GROSS!!!!!!

    42. yep, me says – reply to this


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      WTF prostitution it is ILEGAL in Brazil you fat ass retard .
      lol

    43. T.A. says – reply to this


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      Perez, you're wrong, prostitution in brazil IS illegal!

    44. California says – reply to this


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      PROSTITUTION IS LEGAL IN BRAZIL!!! Thanks for the whores….the brazilians are so stupids…………….and they smell like SHIT………:)

    45. Ronaldo is cheap slut!! says – reply to this


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      Ronaldo is one big whore. I cannot believe that you labelled this entry as "soccer star and hos". Ronaldo has probably shagged more people than the three hos put together!

    46. Ronaldo has AIDS says – reply to this


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      Re: shay

      There is nothing respectable about man whores like Ronaldo. He's a cheap man whore and women use him for money and fame! He probably has many STD's. When I think of him do I think respectable soccer player? Nope, I think brainless man whore! He only has himself to blame for this shitty reputation.

    47. Abelha says – reply to this


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      Re: Isabelle

      no it is not. is illegal to convince people to do that, but if you are over 18 it is not illegal.

    48. Abelha says – reply to this


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      Re: Carol is fucking stupid – Você conhece bem o país heim, nunca leu nada da legislação Brasileira, "puteiro" é proibido pq a exploração é ilegal, prostituição quando maior de 18 anos não é ilegal. que vergonha, bando de ignorante mal educado.

    49. Ana says – reply to this


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      Hey, Perez

      As many people have pointed out, PROSTITUTION IS ILLEGAL IN BRAZIL. I'm Brazilian, so just take my word for it and check the facts before posting something that will misinform many people. The fact that you haven't written a retraction makes your post very irresponsible.

      You seriously should, ’cause many people come to Brazil to do what they call "sexual tourism", thinking everything is allowed here - and that is one of the causes of a horrible market of sexual exploitation we have here. What is really awful is that one big segment of this market envolves abusing children, submitting them to prostitution - even though it shouldn't be called "prostitution", since the child doesn't really have a choice.

      I know you weren't aware of that, you didn't know and it's completely OK - I'm not aware of a lot of important stuff that happens worldwide, too. But now you know. Love ya!

    50. Felipe says – reply to this


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      PROSTITUCION IS ILLEGAL IN BRAZIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    51. Anna says – reply to this


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      Re: Ana – PROSTITUTION IS LEGAL IN BRAZIL, I CAN BELIEVE THAT EVEN PEREZ KNOW BETTER THEN THE BRAZILIAN. YOU CAN BE A PROSTITUTE HERE IF YOU ARE OVER 18, YOU CAN'T CONVINCE PEOPLE TO DO THAT.
      PROSTITUTION IS LEGAL IN BRAZIL
      PROSTITUTION IS LEGAL IN BRAZIL
      PROSTITUTION IS LEGAL IN BRAZIL
      PROSTITUTION IS LEGAL IN BRAZIL
      PROSTITUTION IS LEGAL IN BRAZIL
      PLEASE ALL KINDS OF CRIMES HAPPEN HERE WITHOUT PUNISHMENT, WHY PROSTITUTES SHOULD GO TO JAIL?

    52. me says – reply to this


      152

      Re: Felipe – go study or research …. stupid.

    53. poo says – reply to this


      153

      Hello- the hooker looks exactly like ronaldo with long hair! How could he not know it was a dude?

    54. joeyOh says – reply to this


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      Can't talk now, Gotta run, slap a wig on and get down to Rio quick, so long girls!

    55. PAULA says – reply to this


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      PROSTITUTION IS NOT OFFICIALY LEGAL IN BRAZIL, THE LAW IS NOT LIKE IN THE USA. SO FIND OUT ABOUT THE LAW THERE BEFORE TALKING ABOUT IT. TO BE HONEST IT SHOULD BE LEGAL, THAT WAY THEY SHOULD BE PAYING TAXES, BUT IS SOMETHING THEY ARE TRYING TO CHANGE WITH NO SUCCESS.

    56. jenbunny says – reply to this


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      that's a man, baby!

    57. Maria says – reply to this


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      Gente a solucao eh a seguinte, de acordo com a lei hipocrita do nosso pais a mulher maior de idade pode prostituir-se por livre espontanea vontade, mais ela nao pode ser forcada a prostituicao. O que os governates devem mudar eh cobrar impostos altos assim quem sabe as coisas mudam. Infelizmente a verdade do pais eh que tem muita prostituicao so nao ve quem nao quer.

    58. FooFoo says – reply to this


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      The man is damaged goods.

    59. Man whore alert! says – reply to this


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      Jesus! Is there anybody this man hasn't slept with yet? Perhaps Sylvester Styllone's mother? or the village dog?

    60. nardys says – reply to this


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      hot hot hot [not] tranny mess!

    61. grace says – reply to this


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      the hooker looks exactly like ronaldo.

    62. Michael says – reply to this


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      If that's Andrea in the picture, then I must say that he knew they were trannies!

    63. cherrydarling says – reply to this


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      what is it with footy players named ronaldo and hookers? lol! fuckin gross.

    64. Gabi says – reply to this


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      Hey, Perez! Here's your fan Gabi, writing from Brazil! I just want to correct an information: prostitution IS ilegal here.
      I adore your website! You are FANTASTIC!!!

    65. DNA Santista says – reply to this


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      Perez,

      You only provided half the information. Prostitution is legal in Brazil, as many here pointed out, but it is illegal to explore prostitution. It is a juridical technicality, but you will end up in jail if caught in a prostitution house.

      In practice, 99% of Brazilians believe prostitution is a crime, and know the risks they are facing when looking for hookers. And most police is lenient with prostitution, in exchange for corruption or because there are more important problems to solve .

      Next time, give the complete information. Otherwise, it will seem like you want to diminish the country like very often some americans like to do.

    66. shana says – reply to this


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      Brazildump:
      at least in Brazil our "news" are far more interesting than "ohh, the girl showed her back in a magazine" oooooh!
      Get over yourself and stop shooting kids at school!

    67. Solicitor says – reply to this


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      I would just like to point out that, according to Brazilian law, pimping sex workers and running establishments where sex is sold are considered illegal. Only prostitution itself is not.

      Just making things clear for those who could end up giving the wrong interpretation to what the post informed.

    68. Skye says – reply to this


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      no one else notice the similarity between ronaldo and the chick avec the dick?

    69. Carol says – reply to this


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      Re: Carol is fucking stupid
      Gente, sério, quanta ignorância… Eu sei que a primeira reação é defender opaís e tal, mas prostituição NÃO É ILEGAL NO PAÍS. Se você é uma prostituta e foi presa por isso, me procure, sou advogada e vamos tirar muuuuuuuuuito dinheiro do responsável pela prisão. ;)

      O que é ilegal é manter casa de prostituição, explorar a prostituição alheia, etc…

    70. chris says – reply to this


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      WHY DO YOU GUYS SAY LIKE WE BRAZILIANS LIVE IN THE FUCKIN JUNGLE?
      geeee. it IS illegal, and if you look up for pics of this tranny when she's wearing makeup, you can really confuse her with a woman.
      and show some respect, you dumb asses.

    71. sexy says – reply to this


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      Brazilian media is reporting that Ronaldo told a police officer he feared the episode could end his career……………. Hmm AIDS could ruin it!!!!!!!!!!

    72. ya mama says – reply to this


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      your husband - I hope it's over

    73. Frank Oliviero says – reply to this


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      FUNNY!!!
      By the way Perez…. Prostitution IS ILLEGAL in Brazil!!! But like in most countries, it exist!!!

    74. amy says – reply to this


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      Re: Marinna Cavalli

      sorry,do you know any americans? a part of them thinks brasil is a jungle and that we live with monkeys. And the other part thinks that here is Carnaval and party all year.
      if someone is an ignorant ape here,its the americans.

    75. Pam says – reply to this


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      Re: mitcha

      no shit,murdering someone in Brasil is ILLEGAL?
      HAHAHA,thats the most obvious stupid thing ive read today

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