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Pick It Up Today!

Filed under: Personally Perez > Anglophilia

P-licious is featured in the new issue of British GQ.

Unfortunately, Gwyneth Paltrow is on the cover.

Fortunately, the mag ran a great five-page interview with the Queen of All Media conducted by the super fab Piers Morgan.

It's a must read!!!

[Image by Kayt Jones for British GQ.]

Posted: April 29, 2008 at 5:44 pm

257 comments to “Pick It Up Today!”

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brittany says – reply to this

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OMG FORST COMMENT EVER!!!
yay!!!
nice sexy legs perez
Alicia says – reply to this

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I'm so getting that!
emm says – reply to this

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I LOVE YOU PEREZ
you are adorable
and i love your legs
sdn says – reply to this

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hahaha
kkjh says – reply to this

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yeah
tara236 says – reply to this

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sourapples says – reply to this

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I love that pic…so cute!!!
dan dan dan says – reply to this

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hahahahhahahaha first
Alyssa says – reply to this

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PEREZ YOU LOOK CUTE!!
Gia Jolie says – reply to this

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EW! You could've at least shaved!
kel says – reply to this

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Perez - nice legs baby!
Emily says – reply to this

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OMG. This picture is GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You rock Perezy!
stephayy says – reply to this

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nicee legss sexy perezyy
matt says – reply to this

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Perez you are always barefoot on the mag
Kelsey says – reply to this

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priceless photo, Perez. Nice shower cap:].
douchenozzle says – reply to this

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"It's a must read!!!"
Only if I run out of toilet paper.
Cookie says – reply to this

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Eww Perez, eww.
Hope says – reply to this

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Legs are lookin' good, P-Nasty!
ted says – reply to this

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ugh, you are so fat and ugly.

i just puked on myself.
kathryn says – reply to this

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cute pic very creative
Brittney Spears says – reply to this

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At first glance it seems like a silly "funny" photogragh,,,but on second thought it's probably is really close to reality.
Nikki says – reply to this

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you're amazing, and hillarious and a very good looking man
Sophie says – reply to this

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I sincerely hope the above commenter is not a real public school teacher. Because that would make my faith in our education system sink even lower, if that's possible.
nonCyboY says – reply to this

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P-Nasty should have been on the cover! Not Gwyneth Hag-troll!
b-rye says – reply to this

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Re: GIBBYWIBBY – you sir are an idiot!
K says – reply to this

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STOP SELF-PROMOTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You do more posts about YOURSELF than anyone else.

Grrr.
ken says – reply to this

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awww, look at the baby gorilla.
bumbly says – reply to this

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HUH-larious!!!
Chloe says – reply to this

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Fugly? BITCH, PLEASE!!! You're LOVELY.

You're star. Shine on.
Diana says – reply to this

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haha, I LOVE it. LOVE YOU PEREZ!!
nobody says – reply to this

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Re: GIBBYWIBBY – SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT!!! You and you're bitch rants are FUGLY!!!
Kaylin says – reply to this

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Perez…You are fabulous..End of story
;D
ted says – reply to this

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awww, look at the baby gorilla.
hjdsl says – reply to this

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Perez, I love you, but really, that pic? Not flattering. I mean, the whole robe and shower cap is cute, but sitting on the toilet?

I expect better next time.
Lorrie says – reply to this

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Perez, You have some nice legs!
Derek says – reply to this

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you are not fugly! love the PINK!!!
Lace says – reply to this

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I LOVE YOUR LEGS! ZEXY!
Tootsie says – reply to this

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I fucking LOVE this picture! You look so damn cute! It makes me want to shove your head between my breasts and have you give me one big and long BRRRRRRRRRITSKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHAVE YOUR LEGS says – reply to this

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Don't forget to do it.
Eve NZ says – reply to this

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great pins…
Sara says – reply to this

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Gross.
Lou says – reply to this

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wow maybe 17th comment? my life's goal has been achieved lol!
looking fiere perez i'll pick this up
over and out from the Uk
x
CGL says – reply to this

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Seriously Perez, you're WAY to hard on yourself. I think you're beautiful!!! Beauty is much more than weight, anyone can be skinny, it's a gift to have eyes like yours and such perfect skin!!! You'll be even more perfect soon, can't wait to see the unvail on the 4th. Keep it up!
b-rye says – reply to this

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Re: Sophie – I highly doubt GIBBYWIBBY has even gone to school.
jen says – reply to this

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"fugly??" definitely not. you are too cute, stop the negativity!!! awesome picture!
Lou says – reply to this

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oh fuck i spelled "fierce" wrong in the last comment. what a mighty sacrilege
x
tammy says – reply to this

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perez cool pic but you are a seriously shit judge of character - gwyneth may not be uber interesting but she seems alot nicer than a lot of shitheads and piers morgan? seriously!!! he's a total douchebag and a really nasty imbecile. he's immature, insecure, rude, obnoxious, small minded and pointless. you're becoming almost as shameful as him! shape up perez, stop waging wars against people who don't really deserve it. avril lavigne is one thing - she's a nasty piece of work but all gwyneth has done is be a bit dull. big deal.
Mecklenburg-Strelitz says – reply to this

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Re: GIBBYWIBBY – Number 15/19, that's because you are an idiot, and have nothing intelligent to say. Have never said one thing intelligent. C'mon, who could take a person named "Gibbywibby" seriously…??? You picked the silly name.
olane says – reply to this

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PEREZ I BET YOU DO UPDATE YOUR WEBSITE FROM YOUR TOILET. YOU TRULY LIVE UP TO YOUR NAME, P-NASTY.
Kajsa from Sweden says – reply to this

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Oh…so hot. You go Kitty!
pc says – reply to this

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love it!!!! helllllooooo kitty
eric says – reply to this

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ewww. fatty perez is sooo nasty.. at least the "fugly" is right.. what a fat, ugly, oily-faced, KAAAWEEN.
Kimmy says – reply to this

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I loved the color pink and Hello Kitty until 30 seconds ago. He ruined it for me!!!
britain britain britain says – reply to this

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oh great just what us readers of British GQ want, an interview with your overweight stereotype of a queen american ass! why do u kiss us brits arses so much u asshole, u aint edgy enough for us and we don't care about u, the best always comes from britain, u certainly aint the best n u certainly aint wanted
amy says – reply to this

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Perez! That picture is hillarious! You are too cute
Jason says – reply to this

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You are a magnificent bastard.
reeze says – reply to this

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lol everybody knows that you are faking the positive comments. i mean, seriously, who could say something good about that picture? it's not even funny, just stupid and annoying.
UKer says – reply to this

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perez, please don't ever use super fab and pierce morgan in the same sentence again.
the guy is a creep and is hated by most of us brits, i fucking hate the cunt.
Proud Mary says – reply to this

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Perez, you go! I recently saw a segment of you on "High Net Worth," and I was swelled with pride. You go, honey. You're adorable.
Julie says – reply to this

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You look great Perez. That working out is doing some good eh? Nice Legs! Woo Hooo!
PUHHHLEAASE says – reply to this

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NOW THAT IS PHOTOSHOP IF I'VE EVER SEEN IT!
MKT says – reply to this

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Nice! That's too funny!
highlander says – reply to this

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You look like that 'funny-boy' uncle that never married and your Mom kept from visiting. You are an ugly homo, Perez. I've got the perfect beauty regimen…but it involves a little curb stomping.
Nichelle says – reply to this

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You look like a younger (and gay) version of the late Fred Gwynn. Oh yeah, I don't like black people!
perez u loserwhy hav comment facility if ur gona delete the ones u don't like, twat says – reply to this

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haha, love how the negative comments keep disappearing perez, KINDA CONTRADICTS THE QUOTE ON THE PHOTO "IF YOU DISH IT OUT THEN YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT"
bee says – reply to this

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those legs
tara236 says – reply to this

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OBAMA '08!
OBAMA '08!
OBAMA '08!
OBAMA '08!
OBAMA '08!
OBAMA '08!
Theresa TMR says – reply to this

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Congratulations! Nice legs.
Meh. says – reply to this

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GREAT pic! I love it!
sld says – reply to this

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That's a really great photo - clever
NIKKI says – reply to this

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LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =)
NY Doll says – reply to this

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Is that you or David Johansen?!!!!
reliablecheese says – reply to this

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Just when i could almost hardly look at your two faces,It gets even worse.
gaby says – reply to this

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Gwyneth it's all about class, she could be your princess and you do look like a frog. back off from grace kelly the second and go on a diet!
peace love and understanding says – reply to this

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Re: Proud Mary – the last thing I am when I look at him is swelled with pride.
alyssa says – reply to this

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I thought this was a gossip site? NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU PEREZ! You are a disgusting loser who couldn't do anything else with his life besides sit in a coffee shop and write about other people… ugh you make sick. I think that is one of the most disturbing and unattractive pictures I have ever seen. Get a real job.
Kimora says – reply to this

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I love hello kitty!!. Perezers is divalicious!
Now this is fabulosity!
jordan says – reply to this

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WE HAVE THE SAME PHONE!
pee on me says – reply to this

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My eyes!
Holly says – reply to this

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He's got some NIIIIICCEEEEE legs!!!!! Does your bathroom REALLY look like Perez???? Inquiring minds would LOVE to know!!!!
Sydney C. says – reply to this

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Gotta love hello kitty!
Claudia says – reply to this

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Re: Nichelle –
That's an ignorant thing to say. I wonder if you would say that to an African Americans face…..hmmmm…doubt it…I bet you'd piss on yourself instead.
zach says – reply to this

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no one cares about YOU perez. your blog would be so much better if you were not on it.
Kelly says – reply to this

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The Hello Kitty shower cap is a nice touch. Love the pic- made me laugh.
believer says – reply to this

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This is the best picture I've ever seen of you!!!!!!
MiSS ASHLEY says – reply to this

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I love the hello kitty shower cap && your legs are pretty much amazing for a guy Perez gotta love ya
Kaye says – reply to this

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I absolutely fucking LOVE it!!!!
Marae says – reply to this

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great legs!
nick says – reply to this

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show me some more leg!!!!!
mrs p says – reply to this

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perez, you have the nicest legs…
UnPerez says – reply to this

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PEREZ, u r just an idiot - no one is interested in you, in your life, or in your photos with celebrities. JUST keep writing your blog and let people enjoy the news instead of your cheap physiognomy. u r a gay-shame.
MH says – reply to this

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Dang your legs look pretty good!
novel1 says – reply to this

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Good, I needed something for the bottom of my macaw's cage!
HAHA says – reply to this

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Perez your fagulosity is amazing. And btw, PIERS IS FUCKING HOT, he was such a scandalous stud on Celeb Apprentice!
Felicidades! says – reply to this

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Your such a bad ass bitch!
Angela says – reply to this

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Sexay
Alix says – reply to this

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Perez is so purty. Gosh, pink is your color, darlin. No lie.
Nancy says – reply to this

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Hey Perez - your so cute and "fuzzy" your such a meatball!! Email me sometime to just say HI -
sasha foo says – reply to this

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God Damn your one ugly mother fucker!
Mr.Big says – reply to this

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Yes…..you are fugly and a fat cow. I see you know the truth about yourself.

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