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Separated At Birth

Filed under: Separated At Birth > Ian Somerhalder

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Left: That creepy dude that kept his daughter prisoner for years, raped her and forced her to have his children. Right: Ian Somerhalder.



158 comments to “Separated At Birth”

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  1. ash says – reply to this


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    lol oh my god that guy is a creepy bastard hahahaahah

  2. Josie says – reply to this


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    first?

  3. Judy says – reply to this


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    No comparison. Ian S. is so hot, he'll burn your retinas.

  4. ddd says – reply to this


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    not at all

  5. Grady says – reply to this


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    1st!

  6. Mousie says – reply to this


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    Dude. That's not funny to say about anyone.

  7. woooooo says – reply to this


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    1st c*cks

  8. ray says – reply to this


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    1st!

  9. jen says – reply to this


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    it's definitely the eye brows

  10. tash says – reply to this


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    fucking sick

  11. katrina says – reply to this


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    how could you ever compare them? ian is freaking hot, a creepy hot sure, but nothing to that perv on the left, EW!

  12. alan brickman says – reply to this


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    FURST!!

  13. Huh? says – reply to this


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    HUH? I don't get it.

  14. Retarded says – reply to this


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    Huh? That makes no sense whatsoever.

  15. jabberwocky says – reply to this


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    um…not quite.
    i love you perez…have my children.

  16. Princess Cut Diamonds says – reply to this


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    I am ashamed to say it but I thought the creepy dad looked like a cracked out Donald Sutherland. But I like Donald Sutherland so I feel bad with the comparison.

  17. jen says – reply to this


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    ist

  18. yoyo says – reply to this


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    first!!

  19. jsdhqfklj says – reply to this


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    first

  20. Kendall says – reply to this


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    FIRST

    Ha ha…. thats funny.

  21. ArmPitt™ says – reply to this


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    Now that's stupid!

  22. Jake says – reply to this


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    That guy looks like the devil! Get ready for a lawsuit Perez x]

  23. j-starra says – reply to this


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    1st bithces! That guys was a lunatic

  24. Snaul says – reply to this


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    Dude that aint right man, remove this post.

  25. charlize says – reply to this


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    oh

  26. meee says – reply to this


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    farts … first :)

  27. me says – reply to this


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    Love u Perez! You look great :) I'm not sure about this comparison, though…

  28. enough already says – reply to this


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    Quit posting references to that perverted bastard!!! Geez, think about his daughter.

  29. f says – reply to this


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    eww

  30. JJ says – reply to this


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    He looks more like the Grinch who stole Christmas!

  31. b says – reply to this


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    korny

  32. bj says – reply to this


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    dumb

  33. kyle says – reply to this


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    no way. shit, then i guess creepier guy is hot too.

  34. adriana banana says – reply to this


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    LOLL…. They look like twins!

  35. Amie says – reply to this


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    WTF Perez?

  36. spike says – reply to this


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    perez r u completely retarted? how can u even think about comparing another person with this sick father of his daughters children ewww

    if i would read that about me i'd sue u!

  37. cccc says – reply to this


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    its donald sutherland!

  38. edina says – reply to this


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    how can u make a joke out of this sitution

  39. Laura says – reply to this


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    No, Perez!

    NONONONONO!!!!!

  40. Linda9801 says – reply to this


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    Um, No…

  41. Amy says – reply to this


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    Bit far really.. Dont think that dude should be getting joked about.

  42. HA says – reply to this


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    He looks more like the Grinch

  43. Hanna says – reply to this


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    Its def. those eyebrows. (:

  44. nads says – reply to this


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    i dont find this funny at all, think about what that girl and her family have been through and whether or not they would find this funny…
    you are basically making light of what happened by posting his picture up in a jokey manner. your website is meant to be funny and light hearted, but this over steps the mark in my opinion.

  45. pipi says – reply to this


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    c'mon lol…

  46. beeee says – reply to this


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    noooo FUCKING way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  47. c says – reply to this


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    Please stop commenting on this person. I read your blog for entertainment purposes and when I see posts like this it makes me sick to my stomach. In NO WAY is this situation a laughing matter.

  48. fv says – reply to this


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    Perez……you look more like the creedy dude than Ian does!
    You don't like teens much, do you, Perez?
    Got beat up a lot when you were that age, Huh?
    I THOUGHT SO, FATASS!!!

  49. Leah says – reply to this


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    Sad, Ian is incredibly attractive. The crazy is not.

  50. kez says – reply to this


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    agree with mousie.
    fucked up perez.

  51. kelly says – reply to this


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    Oh come on! That isn't even right comparing the two together. I'm sure Ian would love to know he supposedly resembles a wacko pervert.

    Besides, I think the old guy looks like Anton LaVey. Or you know… Satan or something.

  52. Bridget says – reply to this


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    This dude looks more like Donald Sutherland.

  53. C says – reply to this


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    Donald Sutherland! So this means that Ian looks like the Grinch too!

  54. Stormie says – reply to this


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    not. true.

  55. AgentGiggles says – reply to this


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    Re: GIBBYWIBBY – Not funny you ignornat ass.

  56. Dee says – reply to this


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    Think about his daughter and don't post things like this? Seriously? I don't think that girl knows much about the internet and probably isn't on-line reading this - dumb ass…
    It's all in good fun…

  57. You're a tool says – reply to this


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    Re: GIBBYWIBBY – It's ignorant people such as yourself that should be human test subjects… preferably labotomy subjects. What the hell is wrong with you?

  58. Ummmm says – reply to this


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    Re: GIBBYWIBBY – Tina is that you? Fucknut.

  59. Boo says – reply to this


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    HAHA! WEL IAN SOMERHALDER CAN KEEP ME PRISONER AND RAPE ME FOR YEARS IF HE LIKES HES HOT!!

  60. juan says – reply to this


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    i'm sorry but thats not worth a joke !!!

  61. me says – reply to this


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    PEREZ, YOU ARE SO INAPPROPIATE !
    tHAT GUY SHOULD SUE YOU
    YOU HATE TOO MUCH. YOU MAY BE SUCCESFUL TODAY BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY YOU ARE STILL THE FAT GAY KID WHO WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL

  62. debasgirl says – reply to this


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    Yeah…. not so much!

  63. Roll Eyes says – reply to this


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    Trust you Perez to make a joke about that sick, repulsive man. Ok i get it, you did it on purpose to get a rise out of people! I played right into your hands. Knob head!

  64. ididot says – reply to this


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    grow up perez! you are bitter because you don't get butt fucks.

  65. mariecp says – reply to this


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    WTF? not funny

  66. pink dis0rder says – reply to this


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    yeah except ian is fucking gorgeous

  67. brin says – reply to this


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    Not cool. So not sool. What did Ian Somerhalder ever do to anyone? Being a pretty boy, mediocre actor isn't grounds to be compared to that monster.

    Very very not cool, Perez.

  68. macy says – reply to this


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    Perez, that's pretty messed up…. I think YOU pre-diet looked more like that monster than Boone from Lost…. pretty low Perez!!

  69. Kenziekins says – reply to this


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    Noooo, Ian is so good looking. And would never be as creepy as man on the left.

  70. Marsha Brady says – reply to this


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    Re: GIBBYWIBBY – God why didn't your parents abort you? The world would have been a MUCH better place if THAT had happened!

  71. sh3rry says – reply to this


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    um ian os hot

  72. mimi in mo says – reply to this


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    Ridiculas!

  73. wtf is that satan? says – reply to this


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    y'all are some sick devils. He looks like he's from Philly or south Jersey. :)

  74. Killah says – reply to this


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    That is sooooo wrong on so many levels….. Perez you are seriously twisted.

    BTW is he dating Katherine Moennig?

  75. If I were Ian ... says – reply to this


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    … I'd sue your ass, Perez, and close down your site. You've gone too far.

  76. Peter says – reply to this


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    NOT at all.

    This is the worst one you have done.
    Ian is damn fine.

    Go "Makeout" with John Mayer.
    aka masturbate to John Mayer.

  77. Alex says – reply to this


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    Perez, I never comment, but this time you pushed it. Seriously.. that is not funny. Ian doesnt deserve this. You are trying to be mean just to be mean. Pick on someone else.

  78. tootsie says – reply to this


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    Ian is an elf. There seem to be a lot of them around nowadays :)

  79. jefe says – reply to this


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    dumb!!! not even close.

  80. ccc says – reply to this


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    OMG, it's like they're twins. What, they both have facial hair and similiar eyebrows? Ian should beat the crap out of you for the insult.

  81. Ashley says – reply to this


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    Perez!!! Stop that!!! Dont compare that nasty old man to anyone!! such an insult. His crime is one of the worst I think I have ever heard of.

  82. Ashley says – reply to this


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    Can you actually take this so called "picture comparison" down…I dont understand why you would have this up…totally disrespectful on so many levels. your better than that perez.

  83. AKS says – reply to this


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    Perez that's not cool…. the Smeagol and Miley Cyrus was great… but this guy's seriously bad

  84. george says – reply to this


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    aw c'mon, that's so not fair. leave poor ian out of this.

  85. ellie says – reply to this


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    the creepy dude looks more like the "Grinch" to me!

  86. Lawzy, Lawzy Miss Scarlett Would You Look At Today's Headlines says – reply to this


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    Keep rantin' & ravin' Reverend Wright and Al Sharpton…!!!

  87. AKS says – reply to this


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    Perez that's not cool…. That's just going way too far

  88. heidi says – reply to this


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    that guy on the right remindes me of chase crowford "

  89. Shay says – reply to this


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    well…..he did play a gay dude in The Rules Of Attraction…and he did a pretty good job of pulling it off…just saying…

  90. Anne says – reply to this


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    That is really NOT funny! Can't laugh about it!

  91. Lauren says – reply to this


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    Not even funny! Very mean. Ian Somerhalder is sooooooooooooooooos sexy. That other guy, you shouln't even be comparing with. Effing creep who needs to die.

  92. ashley says – reply to this


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    really? youre still doing this? grow the fuck up!

  93. Bryndis says – reply to this


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    That is just noot nice perez .. can't belive that you posted this .. just unbeliveable
    This guy RAPED his own daughter and forced her to have his children like you just said .. you shouldn't compare this man to anybody nomatter how much you dislike them.. out of line ï have to say !!
    But i love your blog tough ..

  94. Jack Nasty says – reply to this


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    You assholes on here are a bunch of hypocrites! It's a JOKE!!!!!! There is nothing, no one or subject, that should not be joked about! Having a sense of humor is the most beautiful thing you can have. I highly doubt that this douschebags daughter and family is clicking on perezhilton for gossip. They probably don't even have a computer. Quit over-reacting like Jerry Falwell's Clan-Members!

  95. michael says – reply to this


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    Perez you've hit a new low! Is this awful story a joke to you!!!! something to make fun off, guess so. I'm quite shocked to be honest…

  96. Sierra says – reply to this


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    1ST OFF THIS GUY IS A JACK ASS!!!!! 2ND SOMEBODY (MEN) SHOULD CHOP HIS DICK OFF OR FUCK HIM UP HIS ASS TO HE WANT SEX NO MORE!!!!! HE A DAM DOG HE SHOULD BE JAILED FOR THE REST OF HIS SNUBBY DIRTY ASS LIFE!!!! 3RD OFF HOW THE MOTHER DIDN'T NO SOMETHING WAS WRONG THE 1ST DAM TIME SHE GOT THE NOTE!!! SHE JUST AS DUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIS POOR DAUGHTER SHOULD SUE HIM FOR EVERYTHING HE GOT!!!!!

  97. Madi says – reply to this


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    Oh, that is wrong on so many levels! Poor Ian!

  98. mel says – reply to this


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    NOT COOL!!!

  99. I drink your milkshake says – reply to this


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    Being compared to an abducting rapist freak. Yeah that's not going to be a nice feeling.

    I don't know who Ian Somerhalder is but I doubt he has done anything like this evil Austrian bastard has.

  100. SIERRA says – reply to this


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    I FEEL SORRY FOR THOSE CHILDREN WHEN THEY GET OLDER THEY GOING HAVE O EXPLIN THAT THERE "SUPPOSE TO BE GRANDPA" IS THERE "DADDY"!!!!! POOR MAMA GOING HAVE TO EXPLAIN THAT NASTY SHIT!!!

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