Such An Honor!
Filed under: Personally Perez
1) Pretzel is a Sim!!!
and
2) The amazing critic Bob Lefsetz just wrote these even more amazing words about the Gossip Gangstar!
He says:
"Gossip
http://www.perezhilton.com/
Please separate the man from the site.
Perez has got all the gossip you want, as soon as it becomes available. He's rarely scooped by Harvey Levin's TMZ and there's a personal attitude that makes the site attractive. All those doodlings might befuddle you, but you certainly believe he created them, no underling drew them.
Perez knows that you want to both adore and trash celebrities, believe and hate. He understands the culture of gossip. That's it just not presentation, but pure entertainment for the reader, more fulfilling than the entertainment products those featured create.
As for his entry into the music business… You're just jealous. He's passionate about acts, he's got an audience, he's a tastemaker. Are he and his picks for the ages? Doubtful, but in the Internet world, it's all about the here and now.
As for the shameless self-promotion… He gets away with it because he's gay. As an inherent outcast, he's fighting for all those without standing, he's entitled to trumpet his cause.
Amazing he's doing it right and no one else can do it as well. Could it be that unlike the others looking for a buck, he just likes gossip THAT MUCH?"
Wow. Wow. Wow.
And thank you!
Yes, we love gossip THAT MUCH. This website is much much more than a job. It's our passion! It's a way that we're able to be creative, express ourselves and entertain millions of people worldwide every single day.
Thanks you Mister Lefsetz!
That's one smokin' sim!
ok how much did u have to pay him to write that piece of shit?
HAHAHA!!! That's the ugliest thing I've ever seen!!!!
BIG SISSY YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
I've already got you downloaded in my game, Perez! Chazdesigns @ TSR2 is amazing! The likeness of you is UNCANNY! =)
cool!first
that sim is to skinny to rep you.
Perez wishes he was a Slim. Nice body double.
That's so cool- but i must say- they really slimmed your sim down- it's perez post workout king!
you look like juana de arco's brother
oh pretty pp - auntie is so proud of how you've evolved.
I bet that in school you were so very unpopular and picked on. Freak.
That's great Malario! Glad to know there is a cyber version of you trolling for gay sex in the "sim" world. Or does your character just approach others and ask if they will jerk off on cam for them?
AWESOME Perez!!! You're crazy and mean sometimes, but I still love you!
Wow! You actually look pretty good here! Zexy!
zo hotttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Um, no.
Add about 315 lbs of paunchy lard to the waist and ass area - THEN you'll have a reasonably rendered PerezSim.
why did they make you so skinny?
What's the link to the download? I'm a member at TSR and I don't see Perez there?
You get away with it because you're gay? Wow, if only all gay people could be as belligerent and obnoxious with their sexuality and get away with it. I'm gay and yet I notice you haven't really made a positive impact in the gay world besides giving us all the realization of who we DON'T want representing us. YOU. You don't represent gay people! I shudder to think that I once thought of you as vaguely cool and/or interesting, but now that I've visited this stupid site enough to develop a sense of your real character, I don't want anything to do with you. You're like some parasite sucking all the life out of some unknowing host, which puts you in a pretty awkward situation. What are you going to do when you've sucked the life out of the last celebrity? When cutting everyone down just doesn't cut it anymore? Your 15 minutes of fake fame are ticking pretty fast now. This isn't something that can last forever, you know. You live your life around pettey gossip and downright slander. I don't even know how you sleep at night.
UMMM They should add about 80 pounds to that sim.
ur hotter in real life lol
perez, they should have made you fatter with a bigger head to hold all your ego.
Perez is a shim? How is this news? It's been obvious from the beginning.
Good for you Perez. I think what the article said is pretty true.
Re: drew – good point drew
lol yyyeah, riiiiight.
that fuggly ass thing is waaay to skinny to be u. fatty!
I suppose if you must have this Sim, you should Google: Paysites Must Be Destroyed. They have it there for free, along with tons of other paysite items. You should never have to pay for items for The Sims. Its stupid and illegal.
I would write in all caps, but I hate that. Anyway, congratulations Perez/Mario…Big Time…!!! Lefsetz says it all, exceptionally well. SOME of us know what you're doing with this site. And I know I am glad that you pretty much let us say just about anything on our mind. Thanks, Mario.
And about the gay thing…you forge ahead, my man. All gays in ordinary everyday life, traditionally pushed to the side, need to see positive achievers in the Public Eye. There are many gay men in Hollywood with no spine, no nuts, no courage. And then there are a few gay men in Hollywood with backbone, nuts, and courage. You keep on keeping on. We're proud.
Congrats Perez! Your site is easily and by far my favorite gossip website-you've created an industry out of what others would consider a hobby! Keep it up!
Perez…
…. Is it any wonder what I do for you now????????????????????????????
I already knew this about you (and Teddy too). WU.
Awesome Sim. Will Teddy be Simmed too?
Congratulations and keep up your hard work albeit not really hard work, since it is a "passion."
Love, me.
doesnt even look like you. the sims is wayyyyy to thin to be you lol..
Creative? Hardly. You are facitious at best. Don't get me wrong, I love this site, but I wouldn't call what you do creative.
Urgay Fat Nipple, music is not your thing !!
a sim on crack, It would be you with an additional 500 pounds!
perez minus about twenty pounds
Congratulations, Perez. Truly.
V E R Y coooooooooL
it's not true. perez gets all his information from other sites.
awwwwwwwwwww so cute peezerz
ypu ur lick crack very addicting 
Damn Perez…they slimmed you down ALOT!!! You know your ass is alittle more FRUMPY and LUMPY! Your head on your shoulders should be alot larger than that.
my bad ^^^ ur like crack very addicting
Pervez will never, ever be a slim Sim.
More like a chunky monkey
too skinny to be you!!!!!
too skinny to be you!
WAY too skinny to be you!
Re: emmy – MORE LIKE 50 LBS!!!!
congratulations! bob lefsetz is the fucking man. he's got some revolutionary ideas about how to make music profitable again; i wish that someone would appoint him king of all record labels.
Esta flaquito pero bonito , congrats perecito!
Dude they made you skinnier than you really are. You're much more "rotund" or as I like to say you are a disgusting fat slob in real life. You are also much uglier. No wonder none of the boys like you. Peace out.
Re: Tabby –
Tabby, I can't find it there. I have no idea which site I should look under. Can you hook me up please?
I want that sim
I would make him a Romance sim. SCANDALOUS!
Too bad my game is fucked.
no truer words have ever been spoken about you, doll. i am just soooo proud of you, it kinda makes my breasticles swell with pride!!!!
u sure the 'n' isnt s'posed to be an 'rr'. perleasse, carson kreesle did enough to validate the stereotype…………….shame
i downloaded that sim when it was released a few weeks ago on TSR, i haven't installed it yet, but i plan on drowning it in a swimming pool, lol.
also, i have no idea who Bob Lefsetz is, but clearly he's a complete moron.
fat head perez. is that supposed to be the 'ultimte new 2008 version'? go and do more coke with that 'lo ho
Re: Tabby – you said it sister! the perez sim will be available for free very soon right here: http://paysites.mustbedestroyed.org/booty/tsr/jirka/
Re: Jen – it's not been uploaded to PMBD yet, give it another week or so. it takes a while because the files have to be decontaminated of spyware that TSR puts in all their downloads. when it's been cleaned and uploaded you will find it here: paysites.mustbedestroyed.org/booty/tsr/jirka/
Talk about photoshop, Perez! Did Mariah's retoucher help make that Sim???
That is the gayest Sim I have ever seen!!….ha ..ha… get it… because, you know, he likes to play chess.
I love you more than Madonna. You are a fierce bitch. I love your style. I think you are innovative and creative. You have a reader for life.
HERE'S THE LINK FOR DOWNLOADING THE SIM: http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/sims/male/adult/697375/
GO TO HELL FAT BOY
Fag
I just threw up in my mouth
You are so friggin gross
perez would be nothing without websites such as The Daily Swarm writing about him.
Dude, way too skinny to be you, so not realistic. Doesn't even look like you, they really need to add like an XL size head and about 200 extra pounds to this then it will look just like you.
Yeah, if you only looked like that drawing. You don't look like ANY of your drawings!
Why isn't the sim a FAT FAT FATTY like you FAT PEREZ?
Is there a download for this?? I would love to put him in my neighbourhood and marry him to Brad Pitt or someone like that
Ha! I saw that the other day! You can get that Perez sim at thesimsresource.com.
Congrats, Perez!
that is really good……i might download you……
NVM, subscription ftl
Re: Tabby – you don't have to pay for his download…do you even have sim games…stupid ass…..stfu
hmm.. i wonder how you found out about this sim!?
hint hint hint
Girl Unimpressed + Jerk, thanks for hooking me up! Sweet karma to you both!
That "sim" is not acurate. It needs more fat!
More reading on Avatars / "sims".
http://tech.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/04/28/1818232
Sim is short of simulation, and is also the title of a popular video game. Avatar is a better term.
Re: iliketurtles – Did you not even read my post? I said DON'T pay for it. I was trying to get people who don't know any better to go to PMBD. Why don't you read the whole post before you speak, it would make you look alot less idiotic.
nice Perez, not only are you a SIM, you are a post-weight-loss july 4th close-up ready SIM!
aside note: what's up with post #3? Gibbywibby needs a reality check, that dumb funkin snatch
Me parece que le faltan como 100 kilos.
If only you looked that good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you're ugly skinny and fat too!
HOW MUCH DID YOU PAY THEM TO MAKE YOU A SLIM SIM???
First of all, the Sim is way to thin to be perez so make another one, and make it a fat ass! the douche bag part looks like you have down.
You fat fuck… you dont look like that…. you are like 100 pounds heavier…stop trying to act like you're skinny… you are an unatractive obese fat bastard who desrves to die….. that's your reality… dela with it..
Did you pay them extra to slim down that version of you??????
OMFG….. not exactly an accurate representation, now is it? And you dish on moomoo for being photoshopped….. PUH-LEASE
i love you perez!
cant wait to see you at wango tango introducing the
jonas brothers!
you are a sexy beast!
I'm going to put you in my game and give you a smokin hot hubby.
Your "Sim" actually looks better than you do!
I hope you didn't pay for your lil Perez. The Sims Resource is a paysite, which makes users contribute money towards certain "Featured Artist's" creations (like your self Sim) which violates EA end user license agreement. Now if you didn't pay for it, hopefully you'll google "paysites must be destroyed" hun. Because even though that's you, you don't have to pay for you as a sim.
Perez, is a "slim"???
Oh, "Sim"…….
That character is nowhere near fat enough.
I couldnt agree more with the article Perez. I really enjoy your site and its lack of pretension. You dont delete unfavorable comments and you dont seem to play favorites. Because of you stupid celeb mags have had their day. We can see these people warts and all if they are stupid enough to be seen with warts!!!xxxooo
You wish you were that skinny, VENDIDO, que eres un VENDIDO
Wow very cool! I'm more impressed be the "critics" praise of you!! We all know your the shit the rest of the world is figuring it out. And as for the slim sim…you've been there and are on your way back stay on track your hot no matter what size!! That being said I myself lost 90 pounds 7 years ago talk about changing your life for the better. I will never go back!!!!!!!
Lefsetz is my mentor, my model for how to do things right as an independent musician.
So if he likes you , then you are doing something right kiddo!
Congrats on the kudos.
Lefsetz has spoken.
www.mypsace.com/christinemartucci
Re: Ashley – actually jirka did the sim
not chaz 