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Such An Honor!

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1) Pretzel is a Sim!!!


2) The amazing critic Bob Lefsetz just wrote these even more amazing words about the Gossip Gangstar!

He says:



Please separate the man from the site.

Perez has got all the gossip you want, as soon as it becomes available. He's rarely scooped by Harvey Levin's TMZ and there's a personal attitude that makes the site attractive. All those doodlings might befuddle you, but you certainly believe he created them, no underling drew them.

Perez knows that you want to both adore and trash celebrities, believe and hate. He understands the culture of gossip. That's it just not presentation, but pure entertainment for the reader, more fulfilling than the entertainment products those featured create.

As for his entry into the music business… You're just jealous. He's passionate about acts, he's got an audience, he's a tastemaker. Are he and his picks for the ages? Doubtful, but in the Internet world, it's all about the here and now.

As for the shameless self-promotion… He gets away with it because he's gay. As an inherent outcast, he's fighting for all those without standing, he's entitled to trumpet his cause.

Amazing he's doing it right and no one else can do it as well. Could it be that unlike the others looking for a buck, he just likes gossip THAT MUCH?"

Wow. Wow. Wow.

And thank you!

Yes, we love gossip THAT MUCH. This website is much much more than a job. It's our passion! It's a way that we're able to be creative, express ourselves and entertain millions of people worldwide every single day.

Thanks you Mister Lefsetz!

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126 comments to “Such An Honor!”

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  1. Rachel says – reply to this


    That's one smokin' sim!

  2. a says – reply to this


    ok how much did u have to pay him to write that piece of shit?

  3. ArmPitt™ says – reply to this


    HAHAHA!!! That's the ugliest thing I've ever seen!!!! :lol:

  4. DMAN says – reply to this



  5. Ashley says – reply to this


    I've already got you downloaded in my game, Perez! Chazdesigns @ TSR2 is amazing! The likeness of you is UNCANNY! =)

  6. jaime says – reply to this



  7. edna says – reply to this


    that sim is to skinny to rep you.

  8. Notsomuch says – reply to this


    Perez wishes he was a Slim. Nice body double.

  9. raqstar says – reply to this


    That's so cool- but i must say- they really slimmed your sim down- it's perez post workout king!

  10. ines says – reply to this


    you look like juana de arco's brother

  11. auntie val says – reply to this


    oh pretty pp - auntie is so proud of how you've evolved.

  12. Zowie says – reply to this


    I bet that in school you were so very unpopular and picked on. Freak.

  13. Mercedes says – reply to this


    AWESOME Perez!!! You're crazy and mean sometimes, but I still love you!

  14. Candy says – reply to this


    Wow! You actually look pretty good here! Zexy!

  15. {congratz perez...i luv u♥♥]]] says – reply to this


    zo hotttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

  16. Mary O. Washroom says – reply to this


    Um, no.

    Add about 315 lbs of paunchy lard to the waist and ass area - THEN you'll have a reasonably rendered PerezSim.

  17. stepahnie says – reply to this


    why did they make you so skinny?

  18. Jen says – reply to this


    What's the link to the download? I'm a member at TSR and I don't see Perez there?

  19. drew says – reply to this


    You get away with it because you're gay? Wow, if only all gay people could be as belligerent and obnoxious with their sexuality and get away with it. I'm gay and yet I notice you haven't really made a positive impact in the gay world besides giving us all the realization of who we DON'T want representing us. YOU. You don't represent gay people! I shudder to think that I once thought of you as vaguely cool and/or interesting, but now that I've visited this stupid site enough to develop a sense of your real character, I don't want anything to do with you. You're like some parasite sucking all the life out of some unknowing host, which puts you in a pretty awkward situation. What are you going to do when you've sucked the life out of the last celebrity? When cutting everyone down just doesn't cut it anymore? Your 15 minutes of fake fame are ticking pretty fast now. This isn't something that can last forever, you know. You live your life around pettey gossip and downright slander. I don't even know how you sleep at night.

  20. JESS says – reply to this


    UMMM They should add about 80 pounds to that sim.

  21. harry.c says – reply to this


    ur hotter in real life lol

  22. trtl says – reply to this


    perez, they should have made you fatter with a bigger head to hold all your ego.

  23. Fo Realz says – reply to this


    Perez is a shim? How is this news? It's been obvious from the beginning.

  24. Mm Hmm says – reply to this


    Good for you Perez. I think what the article said is pretty true.

  25. harry.c says – reply to this


    Re: drew – good point drew

  26. cyn says – reply to this


    lol yyyeah, riiiiight.
    that fuggly ass thing is waaay to skinny to be u. fatty!

  27. Tabby says – reply to this


    I suppose if you must have this Sim, you should Google: Paysites Must Be Destroyed. They have it there for free, along with tons of other paysite items. You should never have to pay for items for The Sims. Its stupid and illegal.

  28. Marcus Aurelius says – reply to this


    I would write in all caps, but I hate that. Anyway, congratulations Perez/Mario…Big Time…!!! Lefsetz says it all, exceptionally well. SOME of us know what you're doing with this site. And I know I am glad that you pretty much let us say just about anything on our mind. Thanks, Mario.
    And about the gay thing…you forge ahead, my man. All gays in ordinary everyday life, traditionally pushed to the side, need to see positive achievers in the Public Eye. There are many gay men in Hollywood with no spine, no nuts, no courage. And then there are a few gay men in Hollywood with backbone, nuts, and courage. You keep on keeping on. We're proud.

  29. PrettyTarheelFan says – reply to this


    Congrats Perez! Your site is easily and by far my favorite gossip website-you've created an industry out of what others would consider a hobby! Keep it up!

  30. LAMSIE-POOH says – reply to this



    …. Is it any wonder what I do for you now????????????????????????????

    I already knew this about you (and Teddy too). WU.

    Awesome Sim. Will Teddy be Simmed too?

    Congratulations and keep up your hard work albeit not really hard work, since it is a "passion."

    Love, me.

  31. DeAnNa says – reply to this


    doesnt even look like you. the sims is wayyyyy to thin to be you lol..

  32. Amy says – reply to this


    Creative? Hardly. You are facitious at best. Don't get me wrong, I love this site, but I wouldn't call what you do creative.

  33. cs says – reply to this


    Urgay Fat Nipple, music is not your thing !!

  34. PHillip says – reply to this


    a sim on crack, It would be you with an additional 500 pounds!

  35. emmy says – reply to this


    perez minus about twenty pounds

  36. Rosa says – reply to this


    Congratulations, Perez. Truly.

  37. master patrick says – reply to this


    V E R Y coooooooooL

  38. too bad says – reply to this


    it's not true. perez gets all his information from other sites.

  39. diva says – reply to this


    awwwwwwwwwww so cute peezerz :P ypu ur lick crack very addicting :P

  40. Notforshitsandgiggles says – reply to this


    Damn Perez…they slimmed you down ALOT!!! You know your ass is alittle more FRUMPY and LUMPY! Your head on your shoulders should be alot larger than that.

  41. diva says – reply to this


    my bad ^^^ ur like crack very addicting :P

  42. Pink says – reply to this


    Pervez will never, ever be a slim Sim.
    More like a chunky monkey

  43. a says – reply to this


    too skinny to be you!!!!!

  44. a says – reply to this


    too skinny to be you!

  45. a says – reply to this


    WAY too skinny to be you!

  46. A says – reply to this


    Re: emmy – MORE LIKE 50 LBS!!!!

  47. m says – reply to this


    congratulations! bob lefsetz is the fucking man. he's got some revolutionary ideas about how to make music profitable again; i wish that someone would appoint him king of all record labels.

  48. Karla says – reply to this


    Esta flaquito pero bonito , congrats perecito!

  49. here we go says – reply to this


    Dude they made you skinnier than you really are. You're much more "rotund" or as I like to say you are a disgusting fat slob in real life. You are also much uglier. No wonder none of the boys like you. Peace out.

  50. Jen says – reply to this


    Re: Tabby

    Tabby, I can't find it there. I have no idea which site I should look under. Can you hook me up please?

  51. Tres Tres Chic says – reply to this


    I want that sim :( I would make him a Romance sim. SCANDALOUS!
    Too bad my game is fucked.

  52. lorenawoods says – reply to this


    no truer words have ever been spoken about you, doll. i am just soooo proud of you, it kinda makes my breasticles swell with pride!!!!

  53. buster says – reply to this


    u sure the 'n' isnt s'posed to be an 'rr'. perleasse, carson kreesle did enough to validate the stereotype…………….shame

  54. Girl Unimpressed says – reply to this


    i downloaded that sim when it was released a few weeks ago on TSR, i haven't installed it yet, but i plan on drowning it in a swimming pool, lol.

  55. Girl Unimpressed says – reply to this


    also, i have no idea who Bob Lefsetz is, but clearly he's a complete moron.

  56. buster says – reply to this


    fat head perez. is that supposed to be the 'ultimte new 2008 version'? go and do more coke with that 'lo ho

  57. Girl Unimpressed says – reply to this


    Re: Tabby – you said it sister! the perez sim will be available for free very soon right here: http://paysites.mustbedestroyed.org/booty/tsr/jirka/

  58. Girl Unimpressed says – reply to this


    Re: Jen – it's not been uploaded to PMBD yet, give it another week or so. it takes a while because the files have to be decontaminated of spyware that TSR puts in all their downloads. when it's been cleaned and uploaded you will find it here: paysites.mustbedestroyed.org/booty/tsr/jirka/

  59. Brittany and Sher says – reply to this


    Talk about photoshop, Perez! Did Mariah's retoucher help make that Sim???

  60. Jason says – reply to this


    That is the gayest Sim I have ever seen!!….ha ..ha… get it… because, you know, he likes to play chess.

  61. Natalie says – reply to this


    I love you more than Madonna. You are a fierce bitch. I love your style. I think you are innovative and creative. You have a reader for life.

  62. ihateperez says – reply to this



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  64. Frogger says – reply to this


    I just threw up in my mouth
    You are so friggin gross

  65. thelink says – reply to this


    perez would be nothing without websites such as The Daily Swarm writing about him.

  66. Larry says – reply to this


    Dude, way too skinny to be you, so not realistic. Doesn't even look like you, they really need to add like an XL size head and about 200 extra pounds to this then it will look just like you.

  67. novel1 says – reply to this


    Yeah, if you only looked like that drawing. You don't look like ANY of your drawings!

  68. T says – reply to this


    Why isn't the sim a FAT FAT FATTY like you FAT PEREZ?

  69. Melina says – reply to this


    Is there a download for this?? I would love to put him in my neighbourhood and marry him to Brad Pitt or someone like that

  70. Solaera says – reply to this


    Ha! I saw that the other day! You can get that Perez sim at thesimsresource.com.

  71. Cassie says – reply to this


    Congrats, Perez! :)

  72. iliketurtles says – reply to this


    that is really good……i might download you……

  73. Melina says – reply to this


    NVM, subscription ftl

  74. iliketurtles says – reply to this


    Re: Tabby – you don't have to pay for his download…do you even have sim games…stupid ass…..stfu

  75. tawny says – reply to this


    hmm.. i wonder how you found out about this sim!?

    hint hint hint

  76. Jen says – reply to this


    Girl Unimpressed + Jerk, thanks for hooking me up! Sweet karma to you both!

  77. Insulting to fit people says – reply to this


    That "sim" is not acurate. It needs more fat!

    More reading on Avatars / "sims".

    Sim is short of simulation, and is also the title of a popular video game. Avatar is a better term.

  78. Tabby says – reply to this


    Re: iliketurtles – Did you not even read my post? I said DON'T pay for it. I was trying to get people who don't know any better to go to PMBD. Why don't you read the whole post before you speak, it would make you look alot less idiotic.

  79. sarah says – reply to this


    nice Perez, not only are you a SIM, you are a post-weight-loss july 4th close-up ready SIM!

    aside note: what's up with post #3? Gibbywibby needs a reality check, that dumb funkin snatch

  80. Maia says – reply to this


    Me parece que le faltan como 100 kilos.

  81. Christine says – reply to this


    If only you looked that good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  82. Johanna says – reply to this


    you're ugly skinny and fat too!

  83. fjfjglkdjfgldfkjglfdkjgalskjdgs says – reply to this



  84. Freaka Dobbler says – reply to this


    First of all, the Sim is way to thin to be perez so make another one, and make it a fat ass! the douche bag part looks like you have down.

  85. Burger eater says – reply to this


    You fat fuck… you dont look like that…. you are like 100 pounds heavier…stop trying to act like you're skinny… you are an unatractive obese fat bastard who desrves to die….. that's your reality… dela with it..

  86. B. says – reply to this


    Did you pay them extra to slim down that version of you??????

  87. heathen says – reply to this


    OMFG….. not exactly an accurate representation, now is it? And you dish on moomoo for being photoshopped….. PUH-LEASE

  88. michelle says – reply to this


    i love you perez!
    cant wait to see you at wango tango introducing the
    jonas brothers!
    you are a sexy beast!

  89. lori says – reply to this


    I'm going to put you in my game and give you a smokin hot hubby. :)

  90. ray-ray says – reply to this


    Your "Sim" actually looks better than you do!

  91. fway says – reply to this


    I hope you didn't pay for your lil Perez. The Sims Resource is a paysite, which makes users contribute money towards certain "Featured Artist's" creations (like your self Sim) which violates EA end user license agreement. Now if you didn't pay for it, hopefully you'll google "paysites must be destroyed" hun. Because even though that's you, you don't have to pay for you as a sim.

  92. fyou says – reply to this


    Perez, is a "slim"???

    Oh, "Sim"…….

  93. Mehera says – reply to this


    That character is nowhere near fat enough.

  94. emma says – reply to this


    I couldnt agree more with the article Perez. I really enjoy your site and its lack of pretension. You dont delete unfavorable comments and you dont seem to play favorites. Because of you stupid celeb mags have had their day. We can see these people warts and all if they are stupid enough to be seen with warts!!!xxxooo

  95. AtSt says – reply to this


    You wish you were that skinny, VENDIDO, que eres un VENDIDO

  96. Andie says – reply to this


    Wow very cool! I'm more impressed be the "critics" praise of you!! We all know your the shit the rest of the world is figuring it out. And as for the slim sim…you've been there and are on your way back stay on track your hot no matter what size!! That being said I myself lost 90 pounds 7 years ago talk about changing your life for the better. I will never go back!!!!!!!

  97. Christine says – reply to this


    Lefsetz is my mentor, my model for how to do things right as an independent musician.
    So if he likes you , then you are doing something right kiddo!
    Congrats on the kudos.
    Lefsetz has spoken.

  98. Audrey says – reply to this


    Re: Ashley – actually jirka did the sim ;) not chaz :D

  99. Valerie! says – reply to this


    Perez, I'm a die-hard Sims fan. Can you post a link to let us know where we can download you?!?! Lookin' good, babe!

  100. Valerie! says – reply to this


    Never mind, turns out the link's already here. Duh. Shoulda read the comments first . . .

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