This Could Be Disastrous!

Filed under: Anglophilia > Music Minute > Agyness Deyn

Agyness Deyn is venturing into the music biz!

Loud groan.

The British supermodel is releasing a single titled Who on June 23rd.

A little shudder went up our spine.

Agyness collaborated with the New York band Five O'Clock Heroes on the single.- The catwalker provides the vocals for the single.

We'll wait to judge til after we hear the music! But the odds are stacked AGAINST her!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Apr 29, 2008 at 5:30 pm / Email this »

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firsty firstness says – reply to this

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firsssssssst!!
Lacy says – reply to this

2

firsssssssssssst
me says – reply to this

3

First
kristen says – reply to this

4

i love her.
piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this

5

I just want to hear my thighs slapping against her ass.
poo says – reply to this

6

who is this woman?
just appeared outta nowhere…..
lauren says – reply to this

7

3rd
Turk!sh Ch!c,IstanbuL says – reply to this

8

first and love her
K says – reply to this

9

Old news.

You are so late about all your posts.
eh says – reply to this

10

NOOOO!!!!
Bitch says – reply to this

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those legs are GROSS!
zereppo says – reply to this

12

What's with the tinkerbell outfit?
jen says – reply to this

13

yep.
sarah says – reply to this

14

Oh dear… Why cant celebs just stick to what theyre good at?
Jehnel says – reply to this

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Wow.
erica says – reply to this

16

thats hot.
Can says – reply to this

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Her toes are gross. The middle one is longer than the rest of them!!!!
L says – reply to this

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gross
renee says – reply to this

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LOOK AT HER FEET>>>>>>>>>>>>>>GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its my first FIRST! says – reply to this

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FIRST!

Everyone has to record a single….PEREZ when is your coming out?!
kristen says – reply to this

21

wowwwwww
LAcity says – reply to this

22

that band is TERRIBLE. baaaaad publicity stunt.
allyson says – reply to this

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what are you talking about? she sang in a band even before she was a model, and five oclock heros approached her cos of this
christ id love to hear you sing, fatboy
chanel says – reply to this

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firsssssssst bitches!!
BEV says – reply to this

25

IV HEARD HER SHE IS AMAZING!!
aaa says – reply to this

26

so horrible
Emily says – reply to this

27

5th?
i think it will be fine.
not great by any means, but listenable!
MINE says – reply to this

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GOD ALMIGHTY look at that girls feet.
alexxx says – reply to this

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I dont get why you love her so much she looks like a 12 year old boy and dress awfully
camz says – reply to this

30

Actually, she is in a band so she must know what she is doing. don't remember the name of the band but its on myspace…
xuszerep says – reply to this

31

Why are you so infatuated with her, Perez? She is a boring old tart to me.
Jen says – reply to this

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Re: GIBBYWIBBY –

Thats a horrible thing to say…If you are a teacher I hope you arent teaching in california…You will only contribute to the bad public education system with your ignorant remarks and lack of grammar skills.
sue says – reply to this

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www.exposeobama.com
Love455 says – reply to this

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i love thisdress! where can i get it?
toot says – reply to this

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why are you hating on aggy all of a sudden. I guess when you finally tracked her ass down the other week you didn't get the reception from her that you thought you would? sour grapes!
ash says – reply to this

36

her feet look awful and her legs look diseased. tell her to eat a sandwich.
ta says – reply to this

37

OK - first, she was in a band before she got scouted to be a model, she is a bit good too!!
second, who the fuck is this gibbly wibbly character - get to fuck you fucking nazi!!!!
xx
Gotcha says – reply to this

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She looks like a stick insect with a potato head!!
Thems some nasty feet and legs…ewww, Perez, there is no doubt about your being gay if you think that is attractive.
spamber says – reply to this

39

what? no "thanks to spamber for the tip?"
grrr
Aslan says – reply to this

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Five O'Clock Heroes are ace and im sure they wouldnt have agreed if she was shit! its not like she wrote the song! I cant wait to hear it i adore Five O'Clock Heroes and Agyness Deyn
Christine says – reply to this

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…. HER TOES!!!!
She should have those things cropped!
marvinr37 says – reply to this

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Why do you give this woman so much print. She is not very pretty. She is stick thin which you seem to worship these days. I think you interesting without trying to be thin
justme says – reply to this

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Has anybody noticed this chicks toes??????? There disgusting.
Dick Cheheheny says – reply to this

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[re=2062820]Re: piazzasbuttplug[/re
That would sound like splatting a bug.
wtf says – reply to this

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perez just likes her cause she looks like a DYKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no one can compare with gemma ward. get off your agyness high horse perez!!
Dick Cheheheney says – reply to this

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#38 - Gotcha
Close!
Looks like somthing you would find while digging in a graveyard. Something that has had all its flesh rotted away, and whos hair is still partially intact.
Perez would look like the Goodyear Blimp standing next to that.
K-Dogg says – reply to this

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Don't hate, Perez. The 5 o'clock heroes are dope!
g says – reply to this

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REALLY UGGGLY LEGS AND FEET. SHE LOOKS LIKE GRANNY FROM THE KNEES DOWN!!!!
anna says – reply to this

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She's your average supermodel. Get over her…your taste is so arbitrary! What the hell is so great about her? Weird bottom lip (look closely) and x-tra long 3rd toe. WTF?!?! Ugly dress in this pic too.
Truth be told says – reply to this

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EWWWW she is disgusting…and look at her feet..One of them is longer than all the others….sooooo not model like…she's disgusting.
HEYTURKISHCHICK says – reply to this

51

When are you gonna get some good food in Istanbul?
PEREZ says – reply to this

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Hey perez, what is it with you and chicks who have monster feet?
Katrina says – reply to this

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Im confused. I hope it's good.
les uk says – reply to this

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why arent people happy with what they have instead of getting greedy !! Its a bit like having the run of the candy store too much of everything does no one any good On saying that she may have musical talent you never can tell .
Claire says – reply to this

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Why are the odds stacked against her???? 0.o
her legs look ancient says – reply to this

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i'm usually pretty kind with my observations but she is not the total package…her lower half isnt keeping the upper halfs promise…oh well…they dont have to be perfect i guess……
hknappster says – reply to this

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She was in a band first… I'm stoked!
SNAP! says – reply to this

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Australian models are so much better like Gemma Ward and Miranda Kerr, have you even seen the Burberry ads, its like are you guys trying to sell your clothes. GROSS GROSS GROSS
hknappster says – reply to this

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Oh and to add!!!! I love Agyness she is beautiful has a catchy fresh style and looks like a whole bucket of fun! I want to go drinking with that girl!!! The people that are dishing on her are probably obsessed with discussing Miley's photos… I'm done. I want to keep seeing Agy!!!
belledejour says – reply to this

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she actually has a beautiful singing voice. i watched a youtube clip of her and irina lazareanu (fellow model friend and also collaborated with sean lennon). They were both singing "come together" by the beatles, and WOW. agyness definitely has a beautiful voice (you know, that little vibration that other good singers have). im actually looking forward to it, and if it doesnt succeed, then she always has her successful modeling career to fall back to. and for those who hate her and her weird toes, get over yourselves. if you dont like her, then go find something to keep yourself busy with and move on with your life.
Rebeka says – reply to this

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Look at those ankles! Ewww. Those are some nasty sticks! Really, I don't know what you see in her. She's actually very plain.
jd says – reply to this

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well it might not be that bad.
considering she's already in a band (lucky knitwear).
at least she's got some experience.
paige says – reply to this

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I got news for ya Perez- that ugly biatch is already a disaster.
kelly says – reply to this

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so ugly, especially the legs.
ew
m says – reply to this

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she's really f-ing up her body by not eating. gross. it bothers me to look at her. look at her leggggggs. bleh
oscar says – reply to this

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ummmm if you know her history she was in a band before she became a model!!!
brown says – reply to this

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she could not get more annoying. that stupid oldham/rochdale accent and her face and a music career? DOG OFF.
Nikki says – reply to this

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I do not know what the fuss is about this chick. Shes nothing special and all the outfits you say are fantastic and daring are to me quite idiotic. The 80's are over.

Ill refrain from making judgment on a model making music….Milla J did it with Gentlemen Who Fell and it was an instant classic.Still one of my fave songs.
renee says – reply to this

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Perez likes her bc he is gay……………. she looks like a 12 year boy
Lilly says – reply to this

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And we all thought you were in love with this andogynous stick from the UK. You kept promoting her, and now you're bitching about her. Haven't you featured this photo before? Noone could forget those toothpick legs and the feet! Anyway, why can't she promote herself? You're the expert at that and I haven't quite worked out what your talent is yet…
COCO says – reply to this

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Her legs and feet are horrible-her toes are like little animals…I rather see her in pants…With this picture all the magic it's gone!
nicole richie madden says – reply to this

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I am sorry P, but this has gone too far, and this shiz must stop right here! SUPERMODELS ARE NOT SINGERS, that's why they are super models, duh! I know you love her, we all do, so I will mind my manners. However, after hearing this news, I happened to notice how her legs look like that of a 7 year old boy, all scratched and bruised in this picture. And, what is up with her toes?!? My feet are not perfect by far, but that third toe looks like something out of Star Wars movie. Good news this is not young padawan. I don't know, maybe it will sound good. Let's hope so, for her sake anyway. Love you Nasty! Keepin on keepin it real, yo!
Nasty FEET says – reply to this

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WHY HASN'T SOMEONE TOLD THIS TOOTHPICK TO WEAR BOOTS TO COVER THE TALONS ON HER FEET? She could make any pretty outift look disgusting.
uh says – reply to this

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reminiscent of a certain
oh i dont know, janice dickinson?
mind you that stint failed miserably.
moi! says – reply to this

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eww this model is butt ugly
why would she even change her name to something so gay?
Karol says – reply to this

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When I first see the picture I still can't tell if its Rumer or…whoever
Jewels says – reply to this

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What is up with her legs? They look leprous.
Luis-Enrique says – reply to this

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Well, she was a music and drama student before she started modeling so it should be fine
Lame says – reply to this

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No one has ever heard of this random woman. Stop trying to "make" her. It's ridiculous.
Amanda says – reply to this

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UM did anyone else notice this bitches hideous deformed feet?? GROSS.
WHATEVER says – reply to this

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Perez, you've met her… what's up with the 3rd toes? they look longer than all the rest.
Kim says – reply to this

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Her feet are disgusting and she is pigeon-toed. I guess anyone can be a model these days.
jennif says – reply to this

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hey perez, i agree with you! that's about as far as a live dodo bird. i'm glad (and pleasantly surprised) that you're being realistic about this. i just gained the wee tinyest hint or respect for you. even if she is paying you to toot her horn as far as the fashion thing is concerned, you're not worshiping her sure to be trainwreck venture into music. thank you, sincerely! i take back some of the mean things i've said about you before - SOME, not all. but definitely the one in very last post i made regarding your article in that mag; don't catch aids, i changed my mind!
amelia says – reply to this

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THOSE TOEZ! omg.

it's true that no one is perfect.

but SHIT.
jennif says – reply to this

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by the way, what is the gibbly wibbly character i saw mentioned? i don't see any comments from that name … what am i missing? someone fill me in pretty please, i don't like not knowing what's up.
truth says – reply to this

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she was always a disaster, so why is this news, she copies style and she will copy music and we will have to indure till its over GOD LIKE ONE HAD TO AND STILL DOES WITH MADONNA
bead says – reply to this

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BUBBLEWRAP.. not just for packaging anymore.
Nasty says – reply to this

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What the hell is wrong with her middle toe? That thing is longer than her big toe. Geezzzzzz!!!!!!!! NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lulu says – reply to this

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Her feet are massively ugly and why do you promote her so much ..most people have never heard of here..is her agency paying you??
David says – reply to this

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I love her a lot!
as a model, but you have to judge her once you hear her music.
not before!
T says – reply to this

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Is her 3rd toe abnormally long??????
Brittany says – reply to this

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What is it with this girl P-Nasty????? She looks like she will blow away or break. Eat girl eat…And stop puking it up, smoking crack or whatever else it is that you do. Her funky style is cool for her but she's just too damn skinny.
Fucku says – reply to this

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WTF is going on with the world , this girl is taletless and ugly " proper ugly" when she
talk she seem to sound like a gross lady selling fucking fish , she belong to a fish market not a catwalk.
PiLLZ says – reply to this

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whats up with her toes, they look all jacked up and shit
rhonda says – reply to this

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she looks like Rumer Willis,
blis says – reply to this

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wats wrong with her toes!
Amazing T! says – reply to this

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Her legs look like they belong on an elderly diapered old man…..ewwwwww……
ModelBehavior says – reply to this

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I LOVE AGYNESS DEYN.HER FEET ARE A BIT WIERD BUT I LOVE HER.SHE PROBABLY DOES HAVE TALENT.AND HKNAPPSTER I'M WITH YOU I'M TIRED OIF HEARING ABOUT MILEY.SHE JUST WANT PUBLICITY WITH ALL OF THOSE "CONTROVERSAL" PICTURES.WEEK AFTER WEEK.AND HER PARENTS ARE RETARDED.EVERYONE SAYS DINA LOHAN PIMPS HER KIDS!NO MILEY CYRUS PARENTS PIMP HER.
bunsen says – reply to this

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Bitch got some skanky-looking feet.
meredith says – reply to this

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it could just sound like Nico…

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