This Could Be Disastrous!
Filed under: Anglophilia > Music Minute > Agyness Deyn
Agyness Deyn is venturing into the music biz!
Loud groan.
The British supermodel is releasing a single titled Who on June 23rd.
A little shudder went up our spine.
Agyness collaborated with the New York band Five O'Clock Heroes on the single.- The catwalker provides the vocals for the single.
We'll wait to judge til after we hear the music! But the odds are stacked AGAINST her!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: April 29, 2008 at 5:30 pm
firsssssssst!!
firsssssssssssst
First
i love her.
I just want to hear my thighs slapping against her ass.
who is this woman?
just appeared outta nowhere…..
3rd
first and love her
Old news.
You are so late about all your posts.
NOOOO!!!!
those legs are GROSS!
What's with the tinkerbell outfit?
yep.
Oh dear… Why cant celebs just stick to what theyre good at?
Wow.
thats hot.
Her toes are gross. The middle one is longer than the rest of them!!!!
gross
LOOK AT HER FEET>>>>>>>>>>>>>>GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIRST!
Everyone has to record a single….PEREZ when is your coming out?!
wowwwwww
that band is TERRIBLE. baaaaad publicity stunt.
what are you talking about? she sang in a band even before she was a model, and five oclock heros approached her cos of this
christ id love to hear you sing, fatboy
firsssssssst bitches!!
IV HEARD HER SHE IS AMAZING!!
so horrible
5th?
i think it will be fine.
not great by any means, but listenable!
GOD ALMIGHTY look at that girls feet.
I dont get why you love her so much she looks like a 12 year old boy and dress awfully
Actually, she is in a band so she must know what she is doing. don't remember the name of the band but its on myspace…
Why are you so infatuated with her, Perez? She is a boring old tart to me.
Re: GIBBYWIBBY –
Thats a horrible thing to say…If you are a teacher I hope you arent teaching in california…You will only contribute to the bad public education system with your ignorant remarks and lack of grammar skills.
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i love thisdress! where can i get it?
why are you hating on aggy all of a sudden. I guess when you finally tracked her ass down the other week you didn't get the reception from her that you thought you would? sour grapes!
her feet look awful and her legs look diseased. tell her to eat a sandwich.
OK - first, she was in a band before she got scouted to be a model, she is a bit good too!!
second, who the fuck is this gibbly wibbly character - get to fuck you fucking nazi!!!!
xx
She looks like a stick insect with a potato head!!
Thems some nasty feet and legs…ewww, Perez, there is no doubt about your being gay if you think that is attractive.
what? no "thanks to spamber for the tip?"
grrr
Five O'Clock Heroes are ace and im sure they wouldnt have agreed if she was shit! its not like she wrote the song! I cant wait to hear it i adore Five O'Clock Heroes and Agyness Deyn
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…. HER TOES!!!!
She should have those things cropped!
Why do you give this woman so much print. She is not very pretty. She is stick thin which you seem to worship these days. I think you interesting without trying to be thin
Has anybody noticed this chicks toes??????? There disgusting.
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That would sound like splatting a bug.
perez just likes her cause she looks like a DYKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no one can compare with gemma ward. get off your agyness high horse perez!!
#38 - Gotcha
Close!
Looks like somthing you would find while digging in a graveyard. Something that has had all its flesh rotted away, and whos hair is still partially intact.
Perez would look like the Goodyear Blimp standing next to that.
Don't hate, Perez. The 5 o'clock heroes are dope!
REALLY UGGGLY LEGS AND FEET. SHE LOOKS LIKE GRANNY FROM THE KNEES DOWN!!!!
She's your average supermodel. Get over her…your taste is so arbitrary! What the hell is so great about her? Weird bottom lip (look closely) and x-tra long 3rd toe. WTF?!?! Ugly dress in this pic too.
EWWWW she is disgusting…and look at her feet..One of them is longer than all the others….sooooo not model like…she's disgusting.
When are you gonna get some good food in Istanbul?
Hey perez, what is it with you and chicks who have monster feet?
Im confused. I hope it's good.
why arent people happy with what they have instead of getting greedy !! Its a bit like having the run of the candy store too much of everything does no one any good On saying that she may have musical talent you never can tell .
Why are the odds stacked against her???? 0.o
i'm usually pretty kind with my observations but she is not the total package…her lower half isnt keeping the upper halfs promise…oh well…they dont have to be perfect i guess……
She was in a band first… I'm stoked!
Australian models are so much better like Gemma Ward and Miranda Kerr, have you even seen the Burberry ads, its like are you guys trying to sell your clothes. GROSS GROSS GROSS
Oh and to add!!!! I love Agyness she is beautiful has a catchy fresh style and looks like a whole bucket of fun! I want to go drinking with that girl!!! The people that are dishing on her are probably obsessed with discussing Miley's photos… I'm done. I want to keep seeing Agy!!!
she actually has a beautiful singing voice. i watched a youtube clip of her and irina lazareanu (fellow model friend and also collaborated with sean lennon). They were both singing "come together" by the beatles, and WOW. agyness definitely has a beautiful voice (you know, that little vibration that other good singers have). im actually looking forward to it, and if it doesnt succeed, then she always has her successful modeling career to fall back to. and for those who hate her and her weird toes, get over yourselves. if you dont like her, then go find something to keep yourself busy with and move on with your life.
Look at those ankles! Ewww. Those are some nasty sticks! Really, I don't know what you see in her. She's actually very plain.
well it might not be that bad.
considering she's already in a band (lucky knitwear).
at least she's got some experience.
I got news for ya Perez- that ugly biatch is already a disaster.
so ugly, especially the legs.
ew
she's really f-ing up her body by not eating. gross. it bothers me to look at her. look at her leggggggs. bleh
ummmm if you know her history she was in a band before she became a model!!!
she could not get more annoying. that stupid oldham/rochdale accent and her face and a music career? DOG OFF.
I do not know what the fuss is about this chick. Shes nothing special and all the outfits you say are fantastic and daring are to me quite idiotic. The 80's are over.
Ill refrain from making judgment on a model making music….Milla J did it with Gentlemen Who Fell and it was an instant classic.Still one of my fave songs.
Perez likes her bc he is gay……………. she looks like a 12 year boy
And we all thought you were in love with this andogynous stick from the UK. You kept promoting her, and now you're bitching about her. Haven't you featured this photo before? Noone could forget those toothpick legs and the feet! Anyway, why can't she promote herself? You're the expert at that and I haven't quite worked out what your talent is yet…
Her legs and feet are horrible-her toes are like little animals…I rather see her in pants…With this picture all the magic it's gone!
I am sorry P, but this has gone too far, and this shiz must stop right here! SUPERMODELS ARE NOT SINGERS, that's why they are super models, duh! I know you love her, we all do, so I will mind my manners. However, after hearing this news, I happened to notice how her legs look like that of a 7 year old boy, all scratched and bruised in this picture. And, what is up with her toes?!? My feet are not perfect by far, but that third toe looks like something out of Star Wars movie. Good news this is not young padawan. I don't know, maybe it will sound good. Let's hope so, for her sake anyway. Love you Nasty! Keepin on keepin it real, yo!
WHY HASN'T SOMEONE TOLD THIS TOOTHPICK TO WEAR BOOTS TO COVER THE TALONS ON HER FEET? She could make any pretty outift look disgusting.
reminiscent of a certain
oh i dont know, janice dickinson?
mind you that stint failed miserably.
eww this model is butt ugly
why would she even change her name to something so gay?
When I first see the picture I still can't tell if its Rumer or…whoever
What is up with her legs? They look leprous.
Well, she was a music and drama student before she started modeling so it should be fine
No one has ever heard of this random woman. Stop trying to "make" her. It's ridiculous.
UM did anyone else notice this bitches hideous deformed feet?? GROSS.
Perez, you've met her… what's up with the 3rd toes? they look longer than all the rest.
Her feet are disgusting and she is pigeon-toed. I guess anyone can be a model these days.
hey perez, i agree with you! that's about as far as a live dodo bird.
i'm glad (and pleasantly surprised) that you're being realistic about this. i just gained the wee tinyest hint or respect for you. even if she is paying you to toot her horn as far as the fashion thing is concerned, you're not worshiping her sure to be trainwreck venture into music. thank you, sincerely! i take back some of the mean things i've said about you before - SOME, not all. but definitely the one in very last post i made regarding your article in that mag; don't catch aids, i changed my mind!
THOSE TOEZ! omg.
it's true that no one is perfect.
but SHIT.